EVER GIVE A DOG A HAND JOB BY MISTAKE ??
K9way
I have 2 dogs , both about 80-90 lbs and both black in color . One is a an
old female and one is a young male mastiff-lab mix . the younger dog
normally sleeps on the bed and the older one sleeps in the middle of the
floor right between the light switch and the bed .
last week , after i turned the light out and attempted to step over the
older dog , i popped her right in the snout . She wimpered and of course I
bent down and said that I was sorry and rubbed her belly ..she LOVES
having her belly rubbed , as any female of any species does . We all know
that .
Since then I always make it a point to stop , bend over , and rub her
belly and talk to her a bit as I still feel bad about kicking her in the
chops . Now it is a habit ..she expects it , it is mandatory !!
About a week ago, ago , I turned out the light and saw a big black figure
laying on the floor and as is required now , i walked up to the dog , told
her she was a 'good girl ' and began to rub her belly . When I am nearing
the end of rubbing her belly , I always kinda speed up and finish with a
brisk rubbing and a pat on her belly , that lets her know that I am done
Just as I was finishing, my wife said something and I looked up and
wasnt paying close attention to what I was doing ..
All of a sudden , I yelled "OH SHIT". My wife said "what happened ?" .. I
replied , "I think I just gave Wilbur a hand job ". We both broke out
laughing and I hastliy explained that I thought it was the other dog as
she is ALWAYS laying where he was laying . We continued laughing and i
kept trying to make my case that it was an "ACCIDENT" , as I crawled into
bed . I layed down with my head on the pillow and the next thing I know ,
Wilbur , all 90 lbs of him, jumps up on the bed , curls up in a ball and
lays down with his nose right on my neck, breathing heavily into my ear.
My wife is laughing her ass off , and I said "I think Wilbur and I are now
engaged ".
He has been following me around , relentlesly ,for about a week . When I
am not washing my hands , he keeps looking at me , in a way that only a
horny mastiff can . For those of you who do not have access to a mastiff,
they have enough skin for 3 faces . They always look sad and they are very
laid back. Every time I get up or move around the house he is right there
beside me with a look that says " you never write , you never call ", or
'next time I want dinner first ". He is much more obedient now .
I think wilbur and I will both need counseling !!1!!
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> the next thing I know ,
> Wilbur , all 90 lbs of him, jumps up on the bed , curls up in a ball and
> lays down with his nose right on my neck, breathing heavily into my
> ear....
>
....and smoking a cigarette.
Mrs Iris Mike
There was an entire show devoted to this topic.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/152832?title=red-rocket&videoId=152832
When I saw the show I couldn't believe they put it on TV. Now I read
your post and I can't believe someone would admit to it in a public
forum. I guess there is no shame in the world.
Kingo Gondo
claim to have given your dog a blow job by mistake, it's on you, bub.
ChrisRobin
> When I saw the show I couldn't believe they put it on TV. Now I read
> your post and I can't believe someone would admit to it in a public
> forum. I guess there is no shame in the world.
Well, what's the alternative? Telling everyone he tried to give his dog a
hand job, and that it politely declined?
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K9way
> OK, we'll give you a mulligan on this one. But if you come back later and
> claim to have given your dog a blow job by mistake, it's on you, bub.
now that is funny
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