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What God has blessed, no man can curse

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ramashiva

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Jul 30, 2012, 12:03:37 AM7/30/12
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I take great comfort in a sermon I once heard by Joel Osteen. The title of the sermon is "What God has blessed, no man can curse."

I will never forget hearing that sermon. I was staying at the Holiday Inn Express in Troy, Alabama, and I had never really taken notice of Joel Osteen before. I thought he was just another TV preacher. I cried throughout the sermon, and I sat in my room and cried for several hours afterwards. For the first time in my life, I truly realized that Evil and Evil People have no power over my life as long as I have God's blessing.

The basic theme of the sermon is that God has bestowed the blessing of life on you, and at birth you received his blessing for a prosperous, happy life. God's blessing remains with you throughout your life. Unfortunately there are Evil Satan-inspired people in this world who are going to do their best to ruin your life and create problems for you. This will include spewing lies and hate at you at every opportunity. But it really doesn't matter. Just keep your faith in God. God has blessed you. God is with you always.

No matter what the Evil Satanic Demons masquerading as people do, no matter how many lies they tell about you, no matter how many problems they create for you with their evil actions --

THEY CANNOT TAKE GOD'S BLESSING AWAY FROM YOU. GOD HAS BLESSED YOU UNCONDITIONALLY AND FOREVER.

Just keep your faith in God. God's blessing will always be with you.

Even if the Evil Satanic Demons kill your physical body, it really doesn't matter. God will welcome you with open arms in Heaven, and you will live in perpetual bliss with God and his Son forever.

The Evil Satanic Demons? The Lake of Eternal Fire is too good for them.

That is a paraphrase from memory, but that is the gist of the sermon. My apologies to Pastor Osteen if I have misrepresented anything he said.

I was totally overwhelmed by that sermon, and I realized for the first time that Joel Osteen is truly a Man of God.

God bless Joel Osteen.


William "The Life" Coleman (ramashiva)

High Priest of the Virgin Mary on Planet Earth

Clave

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Jul 30, 2012, 12:49:48 AM7/30/12
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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> I take great comfort in a sermon I once heard by Joel Osteen...

An even bigger hate-mongering religious k00k than you.

Jim



popinjay999

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Jul 30, 2012, 1:06:31 AM7/30/12
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On Jul 29, 9:49 pm, "Clave" <clav...@the.monastery.com> wrote:

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> An even bigger hate-mongering religious k00k than you.
>
> Jim


Wow, you are really the biggest asshole on this newsgroup now. You
have taken over this spot from all the other assholes. It's like you
LIVE to follow Ramashiva around and say nasty things to him. What
happened to you? You used to be a fairly interesting poster? Now
you're just a threadstalking asshole. Why don't you take a break for
a couple weeks, clear your head.

-Paul "The Way" Popinjay

popinjay999

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Jul 30, 2012, 12:54:08 AM7/30/12
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I'm clicking the LIKE Button on this.

-Paul "The Way" Popinjay

Clave

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Jul 30, 2012, 1:22:07 AM7/30/12
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"popinjay999" <paulpo...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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> On Jul 29, 9:49 pm, "Clave" <clav...@the.monastery.com> wrote:
>
>>
>> An even bigger hate-mongering religious k00k than you.
>
> Wow, you are really the biggest asshole on this newsgroup now.


*bows*


ramashiva

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Jul 30, 2012, 1:24:55 AM7/30/12
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Joel Osteen is a sanctified Man of God. How dare you vilify him with your hateful Satanic spew?

You are truly an evil, hate-filled person, and you espouse the evil political ideology of politically correct Marxist totalitarianism.

You are not qualified to shine Pastor Osteen's shoes.

25,000 people come to Pastor Osteen's Church every Sunday to hear him preach the Word of God.

How many people have ever come to hear what you have to say about anything?

Pastor Osteen's sermons are broadcast on hundreds of TV stations all over the world. Pastor Osteen is an inspiration to millions.

How many TV stations broadcast your message every week? How many millions do you inspire with you message of lies and hate?

Clave

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Jul 30, 2012, 1:32:20 AM7/30/12
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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Sunday, July 29, 2012 9:49:48 PM UTC-7, Clave wrote:
>
>> "ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:1a09d28d-e03c-4677...@googlegroups.com...
>
>> > I take great comfort in a sermon I once heard by Joel Osteen...
>
>> An even bigger hate-mongering religious k00k than you.
>
> Joel Osteen is a sanctified Man of God. How dare you vilify him
> with your hateful Satanic spew?

LOL@Satanic...

His sermons comfort you because he tells you God approves of your hate.

That makes him a businessman, and you an ovine fool.

But it also makes you both hate-mongering religious nutburgers.

Jim



ramashiva

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Jul 30, 2012, 1:46:12 AM7/30/12
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On Sunday, July 29, 2012 10:32:20 PM UTC-7, Clave wrote:

> "ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:aa27aa16-20a9-416f...@googlegroups.com...

> > On Sunday, July 29, 2012 9:49:48 PM UTC-7, Clave wrote:

> >> "ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >> news:1a09d28d-e03c-4677...@googlegroups.com...

> >> > I take great comfort in a sermon I once heard by Joel Osteen...

> >> An even bigger hate-mongering religious k00k than you.

> > Joel Osteen is a sanctified Man of God. How dare you vilify him
> > with your hateful Satanic spew?

> LOL@Satanic...

I eagerly look forward to seeing whether you laugh when God tosses you, just another blasphemous atheist, into the Lake of Eternal Fire. That will be a laugh riot. LOL @ Clave in the Lake of Eternal Fire.

> His sermons comfort you because he tells you God approves of your hate.

> That makes him a businessman, and you an ovine fool.

> But it also makes you both hate-mongering religious nutburgers.

Hateful Satanic Spew noted.

Clave

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Jul 30, 2012, 1:52:57 AM7/30/12
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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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<...Cole-Tard worships Osteen...>

>> His sermons comfort you because he tells you God approves of your hate.
>
>> That makes him a businessman, and you an ovine fool.
>
>> But it also makes you both hate-mongering religious nutburgers.
>
> Hateful Satanic Spew noted.

You aren't that self-aware.

Jim



ramashiva

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Jul 30, 2012, 2:10:50 AM7/30/12
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You lack the self-awareness to evaluate my self-awareness.

Game. Set. Match.

Concession accepted.

Thanks for proving my point.

Thanks for playing.

QED

Learn to lose, you are good at it.

Clave

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Jul 30, 2012, 2:14:44 AM7/30/12
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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Sunday, July 29, 2012 10:52:57 PM UTC-7, Clave wrote:
>
>> "ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:9dc77f30-5f72-44df...@googlegroups.com...
>
>> <...Cole-Tard worships Osteen...>
>
>> >> His sermons comfort you because he tells you God approves of your
>> >> hate.
>
>> >> That makes him a businessman, and you an ovine fool.
>
>> >> But it also makes you both hate-mongering religious nutburgers.
>
>> > Hateful Satanic Spew noted.
>
>> You aren't that self-aware.
>
> You lack the self-awareness to evaluate my self-awareness.

Oooh, ouch, stop it, etc.

What's next from that li'l rhetorical pea-shooter, Pee-Wee? The rubber/glue
gag?

Jim



popinjay999

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Jul 30, 2012, 9:20:05 AM7/30/12
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On Jul 29, 10:46 pm, ramashiva <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote:

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> I eagerly look forward to seeing whether you laugh when God tosses you, just another blasphemous atheist, into the Lake of Eternal Fire.  That will be a laugh riot.  LOL @ Clave in the Lake of Eternal Fire.
>



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