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brewmaster

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Dec 1, 2009, 5:02:47 PM12/1/09
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K9way

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Dec 1, 2009, 6:34:01 PM12/1/09
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arnold palmer got more pussy than a WNBA team gets ..

he ended up OK

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brewmaster

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Dec 1, 2009, 7:17:51 PM12/1/09
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On Dec 1 2009 3:34 PM, K9way wrote:

> arnold palmer got more pussy than a WNBA team gets ..
>
> he ended up OK

Not saying "he" won't end up ok, but his marriage may not end up ok, and
his kids may not end up ok, and his bank accounts may not end up as ok as
they are now.


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susan

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Dec 1, 2009, 7:26:14 PM12/1/09
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"brewmaster" <a1...@webnntp.invalid> wrote in message
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> On Dec 1 2009 3:34 PM, K9way wrote:
>
>> arnold palmer got more pussy than a WNBA team gets ..
>>
>> he ended up OK
>
> Not saying "he" won't end up ok, but his marriage may not end up ok, and
> his kids may not end up ok, and his bank accounts may not end up as ok as
> they are now.

Men can be so fuckin' stupid sometimes.


BTSinAustin

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Dec 1, 2009, 7:59:00 PM12/1/09
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Yes we can. You know why women have pubic hair?

To camouflage the hook!


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Will_gamble

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Dec 1, 2009, 8:17:05 PM12/1/09
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I would be surprised if he could have avoided what has started to surface.
My real disappointment is this last 24 year old skank cocktail waitress.
At least spend your money wisely and get some trophy trim. Somehow the
first girl seemed worth the risk.

"Then the women got the vote, and everything went to hell.
While our boys was overseas fighting the Kaiser... the women got
Prohibition put in.

Drinking and gambling and whoring were declared unlawful.

All those things which come natural to men became crimes.

They went right on doing them, of course.
But in hiding."

Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean

ACS

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Dec 1, 2009, 10:53:19 PM12/1/09
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Let's see the prenup before rushing to judgment

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K9way

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Dec 2, 2009, 2:18:52 AM12/2/09
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On Dec 1 2009 7:26 PM, susan wrote:

not 'stupid " ..good pussy drives a man crazy !!


Just when you think that youve been gypped ..the bearded lady comes and
does a double back flip!!! John Hiatt in "Buffalo River Home"

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K9way

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Dec 2, 2009, 2:22:35 AM12/2/09
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On Dec 1 2009 7:59 PM, BTSinAustin wrote:

> On Dec 1 2009 7:26 PM, susan wrote:
>
> > "brewmaster" <a1...@webnntp.invalid> wrote in message
> > news:faogu6x...@recgroups.com...
> > > On Dec 1 2009 3:34 PM, K9way wrote:
> > >
> > >> arnold palmer got more pussy than a WNBA team gets ..
> > >>
> > >> he ended up OK
> > >
> > > Not saying "he" won't end up ok, but his marriage may not end up ok, and
> > > his kids may not end up ok, and his bank accounts may not end up as ok as
> > > they are now.
> >
> > Men can be so fuckin' stupid sometimes.
>
>
> Yes we can. You know why women have pubic hair?
>
> To camouflage the hook!
>
>
> "You had better believe that there is no scarier sight on Earth than the
> sight of Ramashiva transformed into the Angel of Death."
> http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2735/4129434416_6fd338d387.jpg

literally fell on floor laughing ..got up to go tell joke to wife .. fell
over footstool , scared hell out of dog ..wife came in and I was laying
against wall , laughing my ass off ..realizing how funny this must look
made me laugh even harder

did not break hip ..sorry to disappoint


Just when you think that youve been gypped ..the bearded lady comes and
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K9way

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Dec 2, 2009, 2:24:05 AM12/2/09
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On Dec 1 2009 10:53 PM, ACS wrote:

> On Dec 1 2009 8:26 PM, susan wrote:
>
> > "brewmaster" <a1...@webnntp.invalid> wrote in message
> > news:faogu6x...@recgroups.com...
> > > On Dec 1 2009 3:34 PM, K9way wrote:
> > >
> > >> arnold palmer got more pussy than a WNBA team gets ..
> > >>
> > >> he ended up OK
> > >
> > > Not saying "he" won't end up ok, but his marriage may not end up ok, and
> > > his kids may not end up ok, and his bank accounts may not end up as ok as
> > > they are now.
> >
> > Men can be so fuckin' stupid sometimes.
>
> Let's see the prenup before rushing to judgment

lol..if tiger didnt have a pre-nup ...then Susan is right !!


Just when you think that youve been gypped ..the bearded lady comes and
does a double back flip!!! John Hiatt in "Buffalo River Home"

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Alim Nassor

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Dec 2, 2009, 4:23:39 AM12/2/09
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lol

Dave the Clueless

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Dec 2, 2009, 8:57:54 AM12/2/09
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On Dec 2 2009 3:18 AM, K9way wrote:

> not 'stupid " ..good pussy drives a man crazy !!
>

Heh, even mediocre pussy will make you do some stupid shit.

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ruylopez

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Dec 2, 2009, 11:36:13 AM12/2/09
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On Dec 1 2009 7:26 PM, susan wrote:

>
> Men can be so fuckin' stupid sometimes.

It's that damned evolution, susan. It rewarded male promiscuity much more
than female promiscuity. His genes made him do it. Sure, on the outside
it looks crazy, considering whom he is married to, but to his genes it
seemed like the right move. What's good for Tiger's genome is not
necessarily what's good for Tiger.

If man had evolved in a world rife with text messages, voice mails,
paternity tests, and child support, things would probably be different.
Alas.

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Travel A

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Dec 2, 2009, 10:00:58 PM12/2/09
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Well, Tiger Woods lives near Disney World. So, I'm guessing that he got
off-track when he thought that Jiminy Cricket was saying: "let your
hard-on be your guide."

RichD

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Dec 3, 2009, 11:52:42 PM12/3/09
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On Dec 1, "susan" <hotda...@charter.net> wrote:
> Men can be so fuckin' stupid sometimes.

Susie, who has more lovers, on average -
men or women?

(ignore queers, just boy-girl matches)

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Arlo-Payne

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Dec 4, 2009, 3:44:06 AM12/4/09
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Because it takes two then it must be dead even.

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Arlo-Payne

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Dec 4, 2009, 3:50:17 AM12/4/09
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On Dec 3 2009 9:52 PM, RichD wrote:


What would you quess the median is for both men and women?

See your question asks for the average which is the total sum by the
number where median is dead middle so one person real high does not effect
the data. Just a balance of high and low.

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RichD

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Dec 5, 2009, 2:15:13 AM12/5/09
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On Dec 4, "Arlo-Payne" <arlo_pa...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > Susie, who has more lovers, on average -
> > men or women?
>
> > (ignore queers, just boy-girl matches)
>
> Because it takes two then it must be dead even.

Arlo. Arlo, you party poop, why spoil the fun?

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RichD

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Dec 5, 2009, 2:21:53 AM12/5/09
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On Dec 4, "Arlo-Payne" <arlo_pa...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > Susie, who has more lovers, on average -
> > men or women?
> > (ignore queers, just boy-girl matches)
>
> What would you quess the median is for both men and women?

Good question!

> See your question asks for the average which is the total sum
> by the number where median is dead middle so one person real
> high does not effect the data. Just a balance of high and low.


1. Men and women have the same average number of lovers.
2. Most women have fewer lovers than most men.

These statements seem contradictory, yet they
are both true... I look forward to Professor
Romoshiva, teacher of Substitute Mathematics,
to explain this enigma.


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Arlo-Payne

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Dec 5, 2009, 3:51:31 AM12/5/09
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Sorry :)

La Cosa Nostradamus

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Dec 5, 2009, 7:47:50 AM12/5/09
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There are a few busy hoes out there.


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ramashiva

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Dec 5, 2009, 12:47:16 PM12/5/09
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No shit. Susan would have never figured this out in a million years.


William Coleman (ramashiva)

susan

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Dec 5, 2009, 1:18:22 PM12/5/09
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"ramashiva"

No shit. Susan would have never figured this out in a million years.


William Coleman (ramashiva)

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Subject: Re: TIGER WAXED DAT AZZ AND DAT AZZ AND DAT AZZ

Classic sociopathic response.


William Coleman (ramashiva)


Pepe Papon

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Dec 5, 2009, 9:15:27 PM12/5/09
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On Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:44:06 -0800, "Arlo-Payne"
<arlo_...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>On Dec 3 2009 9:52 PM, RichD wrote:
>
>> On Dec 1, "susan" <hotda...@charter.net> wrote:
>> > Men can be so fuckin' stupid sometimes.
>>
>> Susie, who has more lovers, on average -
>> men or women?
>>
>> (ignore queers, just boy-girl matches)
>>
>> --
>> Rich
>
>
>Because it takes two then it must be dead even.

What if one person has multiple lovers?
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Beldin the Sorcerer

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Dec 5, 2009, 10:43:58 PM12/5/09
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"ramashiva" <rama...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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You idiots ARE kidding, right?

There are more women alive than men.

This means men have more lovers than women, on average.

If you exclude those with ZERO, of course, then it's a matter of being a
horn dog

ramashiva

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Dec 6, 2009, 1:31:09 AM12/6/09
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On Dec 5, 7:43 pm, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> There are more women alive than men.

Do you never tire of just making shit up???

The best estimate available is that the ratio of males to females in
the entire population of the world is 1.01. This estimate is compiled
from the CIA World Factbook --

http://www.indexmundi.com/world/sex_ratio.html

Shove your goddamned made up statistics up your flaming faggot ass.


William Coleman (ramashiva)

Beldin the Sorcerer

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Dec 6, 2009, 2:05:23 AM12/6/09
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"ramashiva" <rama...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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On Dec 5, 7:43 pm, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> There are more women alive than men.

Do you never tire of just making shit up???

The best estimate available is that the ratio of males to females in
the entire population of the world is 1.01. This estimate is compiled
from the CIA World Factbook --

***
We aren't talking about the WORLD, retard.

We're talking about the US

Some countries legislate allowed children.

They have much higher male birth rates.


ramashiva

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Dec 6, 2009, 2:55:47 AM12/6/09
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On Dec 5, 11:05 pm, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> "ramashiva" <ramash...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> news:67b8f0a7-5439-4653...@2g2000prl.googlegroups.com...

> On Dec 5, 7:43 pm, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <beldin...@verizon.net wrote:

> > There are more women alive than men.

> Do you never tire of just making shit up???

> The best estimate available is that the ratio of males to females in
> the entire population of the world is 1.01.  This estimate is compiled
> from the CIA World Factbook --

> We aren't talking about the WORLD, retard.

> We're talking about the US

You said, and I quote --

"There are more women alive than men."

You said nothing about "in the USA".

So don't tell me what "we" were talking about.

You lying scumbag faggot.


William Coleman (ramashiva)

Beldin the Sorcerer

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"ramashiva" <rama...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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On Dec 5, 11:05 pm, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> "ramashiva" <ramash...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> news:67b8f0a7-5439-4653...@2g2000prl.googlegroups.com...

> On Dec 5, 7:43 pm, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <beldin...@verizon.net wrote:

> > There are more women alive than men.

> Do you never tire of just making shit up???

> The best estimate available is that the ratio of males to females in
> the entire population of the world is 1.01. This estimate is compiled
> from the CIA World Factbook --

> We aren't talking about the WORLD, retard.

> We're talking about the US

You said, and I quote --

"There are more women alive than men."

***
We're talking about permiscuity, which is a cultural thing, and is defined
by the context of the culture

So by default, we're using OURS.
You shithead


RichD

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Dec 6, 2009, 9:50:41 PM12/6/09
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On Dec 5, "La Cosa Nostradamus" <a6f4...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
> > > > Susie, who has more lovers, on average -
> > > > men or women?
> > > > (ignore queers, just boy-girl matches)
>
> > > See your question asks for the average which is the total sum
> > > by the number where median is dead middle so one person real
> > > high does not effect the data. Just a balance of high and low.
>
> > 1.  Men and women have the same average number of lovers.
> > 2.  Most women have fewer lovers than most men.
>
> > These statements seem contradictory, yet they
> > are both true...  I look forward to Professor
> > Romoshiva, teacher of Substitute Mathematics,
> > to explain this enigma.
>
> There are a few busy hoes out there.

dammit, another smartass... I may have
underestimated the IQ of this group...

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ramashiva

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On Dec 6, 12:32 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> "ramashiva" <ramash...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> news:bca8d26e-5da4-4272...@u16g2000pru.googlegroups.com...

> On Dec 5, 11:05 pm, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <beldin...@verizon.net> wrote:

> > "ramashiva" <ramash...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> >news:67b8f0a7-5439-4653...@2g2000prl.googlegroups.com...

> > On Dec 5, 7:43 pm, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <beldin...@verizon.net wrote:

> > > There are more women alive than men.
> > Do you never tire of just making shit up???
> > The best estimate available is that the ratio of males to females in
> > the entire population of the world is 1.01. This estimate is compiled
> > from the CIA World Factbook --
> > We aren't talking about the WORLD, retard.
> > We're talking about the US

> You said, and I quote --

> "There are more women alive than men."

> We're talking about permiscuity,

You mean promiscuity, you illiterate, uneducated baboon?

> which is a cultural thing, and is defined
> by the context of the culture

> So by default, we're using OURS.
> You shithead

Oh bullshit. You get caught, ONCE AGAIN, just making shit up, and you
come up with this lame excuse???

Beyond pathetic.


William Coleman (ramashiva)


La Cosa Nostradamus

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Dec 7, 2009, 9:49:41 AM12/7/09
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Naw, i just happen to have met some of them hoes.

Women can pretty much screw an indefinite number of men per day whereas
men are limited to just a few shots in the dark, per day.


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La Cosa Nostradamus

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On Dec 6 2009 1:31 AM, ramashiva wrote:

> This estimate is compiled
> from the CIA World Factbook --

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Maverick

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Dec 7, 2009, 11:14:45 PM12/7/09
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On Dec 1, 5:17�pm, "Will_gamble" <a1...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
> I would be surprised if he could have avoided what has started to surface.
> �My real disappointment is this last 24 year old skank cocktail waitress.
> At least spend your money wisely and get some trophy trim. �Somehow the
> first girl seemed worth the risk.

That's the most interesting aspect of all this. You have a billion
dollars and you are a sports star...so why the hell are you only
banging skanky old whores?...7 being the current count....several of
whom are 3 years older than tiger.

Beldin the Sorcerer

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"ramashiva" <rama...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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***
You get caught being a complete shithead again, and you stumble around like
a drunk idiot, claiming you thought I meant the entire world?

How long you been fucked in the head, Willie?


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