Does drinking the pussy juice of a beautiful stripper confer immortality?
ramashiva
report the facts, then you decide.
In truth, drinking an ounce daily of the pussy juice of a beautiful
woman does indeed confer immortality to the imbiber. This is an
advanced Kundalini Yoga Practice, known only to Perfected Kundalini
Yoga Masters like Ramashiva.
My indulgence in this practice in Tens Show Club, 5120 East Speedway,
Tucson, Arizona created quite a ruckus, even coming to the attention
of the General Manager of this titty bar.
It started with a beautiful young stripper named Carly Driver, who
dances under the stage name December. No, you can't have her cell
phone number.
Carly is 5'2" and 105 pounds of solid muscle. She can go into a yoga
handstand and do pushups effortlessly. Carly is truly a vision of
beauty. She has naturally red hair. In other words, the carpet
matches the drapes. I have first-hand visual knowledge of this.
She has the face of an angel. She wears her red hair in pigtails, and
she wears glasses which make her look like a librarian.
I brought up the subject of pussy juice drinking with her by
commenting that I was sure that she had the sweetest, tastiest pussy
in the world. Her reply --
You got that right.
I then pleaded with her to let me drink her pussy juice. She laughed
and asked me if I was trying to get her fired.
I said, no -- all you have to do is reach inside your G-string and
fingerfuck yourself, then let me lick your fingers. She laughed, and
wasn't offended at all, but another stripper, who overheard the
conversation, took it upon herself to complain to the head bouncer,
whom I tip heavily, that I was making disgusting remarks about
drinking pussy juice to sweet, innocent Carly.
The head bouncer, who is named Bobby, called me aside. We had a good
laugh, then he told me to be careful to notice who is listening when I
have romantic conversations with strippers.
All of the above is prolog. The next night, I was paying the going
rate of $7 per lap dance to a stripper named Sugar. And she is
sweet. How sweet? This sweet --
Sugar achieved the rare feat of making me come in my pants in the
third dance she did for me. She also had several orgasms. Please
don't tell me she really didn't have orgasms. You know nothing. A
woman cannot fake the telltale bright red flush all over her body. A
woman cannot fake the uncontrollable shaking and trembling which
accompanies a total orgasm.
After I told her I had come in my pants, she told me she had also had
several orgasms, and her pussy was dripping wet.
I then repeated the above story about Carly Driver and pussy juice
drinking. At this point, Sugar was down on her knees with her hand
inside my pants jacking me off.
She asked me, "Honey, do you want to drink my pussy juice?"
Naturally, I said yes. She immediately pulled down her G-string and
started fingerfucking herself with two fingers. When she pulled her
fingers out, the pussy juice was literally dripping off her fingers.
I licked her fingers dry, and the pussy juice was delicious. Slightly
salty, with a taste similar to the white clam sauce they put on pasta,
or white clam chowder.
She repeated this process at least six times. I was the happiest I
have ever been in my life.
Later that evening, she told me she was in big trouble with the
General Manager for the dances she did with me. The conversation went
something like this --
Ramashiva -- Why did you get in trouble? Because you let me suck on
your tits?
Sugar -- No.
Ramashiva -- Because you were giving me deep-throated French kisses?
Sugar -- No. The GM had no problem with the titty sucking or french
kissing.
Ramashiva -- Why then? Because you pulled down your G-string, stuck
your pussy in my face, and let me lick your pussy?
Sugar -- No. He was cool with that.
Ramashiva -- Well, it must have been when you put your hand in my
pants and jacked me off.
Sugar -- No. He said that was pushing the limits, but as long as I
was discreet, he had no problem with it.
Ramashiva -- Then what the fuck was his problem, exactly?
Sugar -- The pussy juice drinking.
Ramashiva -- The pussy juice drinking??? How the fuck would he know
about that?
Sugar -- Honey, he has a surveillance camera that he can zoom in and
count my cunt hairs.
Ramashiva -- OMFG! So he saw the whole thing?
Sugar -- Yes he did, and he told me he didn't want to see any more of
that perverted disgusting shit going on on the main floor. He told me
to take that perverted shit upstairs to VIP. Then he asked me what
sort of perverted freakazoid wants to drink a woman's pussy juice in
the first place. I told the GM you said it was an advanced practice
of Kundalini Yoga which confers immortality.
According to Sugar, the GM then finished his admonishment as follows
--
Kundalini Yoga, huh? Immortality, huh? This Coleman character is a
total nutcase. I suggest you stay away from him, or at least make
sure he only drinks your pussy juice upstairs in VIP. I don't want
the other customers seeing this perverted shit going on on the main
floor, because they will start demanding the same service with every
lap dance. I can't have the entire club chanting --
WE WANT PUSSY JUICE! WE WANT PUSSY JUICE!
Now that is enlightened strip club management.
True story, whether you believe it is irrelevant. It happened exactly
as I have described.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
Jerry Sturdivant
"ramashiva"
> I say yes. Others say it is a filthy, disgusting practice.
> I will report the facts, then you decide.
God damn! He's back! Good to hear from you. I thought you may have crashed
and burned. Have a good trip? (Your post was too long for me to bother
with).
Jerry 'n Vegas
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ramashiva
> "ramashiva"
> > I say yes. Others say it is a filthy, disgusting practice.
> > I will report the facts, then you decide.
> God damn! He's back! Good to hear from you. I thought you may have crashed
> and burned. Have a good trip? (Your post was too long for me to bother
> with).
Yeah. I am sure you didn't read a word of it. I bet you can hardly
wait to start drinking your wife's pussy juice. As I said, the
highest quality pussy juice has a slightly salty taste, with a flavor
similar to white clam sauce. If the taste is disagreeable, you have a
nasty snatch on your hands. Douches and a vegetarian diet are
indicated.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
Abbey Johnsson
>
>
> She has the face of an angel. She wears her red hair in pigtails, and
> she wears ....
ok, snap out of it, coleman. you're not at a strip club, you're at
wendy's. and that isnt a stripper, thats the girl behind the counter
trying to take your order.
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ramashiva
> On Oct 12 2009 10:16 AM, ramashiva wrote:
> > She has the face of an angel. She wears her red hair in pigtails, and
> > she wears ....
> ok, snap out of it, coleman. you're not at a strip club, you're at
> wendy's. and that isnt a stripper, thats the girl behind the counter
> trying to take your order.
I don't patronize Wendy's.
I guarantee you no woman as beautiful as Carly Driver has ever let you
get close enough to her to smell her pussy.
Still the same pantysniffing anklebiter with nothing to say, I see.
You are a useless eater and a waste of oxygen.
Fuck off and die. Soon.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
Abbey Johnsson
lol. wow! you need to get a sense of humor. let me explain numbnuts..."red
haired girl with pigtails...." get it? huh....?
but while were at it. have the pus filled sores started filling your mouth
yet? i would say your little story would be an indication of somebody
with a VERY low IQ. seriously, you wouldnt really do what you said you
did, would you? put your mouth in contact with some whores filthy vagina?
you. are. disgusting!
and another thing. why do all the reports we get on you describe you as
having food stains down your front side? are you some kind of big fat slob?
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Jerry Sturdivant
"ramashiva"
>> God damn! He's back! Good to hear from you. I thought
>> you may have crashed and burned. Have a good trip?
>> (Your post was too long for me to bother with).
> Yeah. I am sure you didn't read a word of it. I bet you can
> hardly wait to start drinking your wife's pussy juice.
Young folks always believe they've found out something new about sex the
world has already known for years.
Jerry 'n Vegas
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Slim1Der
That's fucking awsome. You're my new best friend!
ramashiva
> On Oct 12 2009 4:56 PM, ramashiva wrote:
> > On Oct 12, 3:51 pm, "Abbey Johnsson" <ac68...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
> > > On Oct 12 2009 10:16 AM, ramashiva wrote:
> > > > She has the face of an angel. She wears her red hair in pigtails, and
> > > > she wears ....
> > > ok, snap out of it, coleman. you're not at a strip club, you're at
> > > wendy's. and that isnt a stripper, thats the girl behind the counter
> > > trying to take your order.
>
> > I don't patronize Wendy's.
>
> > I guarantee you no woman as beautiful as Carly Driver has ever let you
> > get close enough to her to smell her pussy.
>
> > Still the same pantysniffing anklebiter with nothing to say, I see.
>
> > You are a useless eater and a waste of oxygen.
>
> > Fuck off and die. Soon.
>
> > William Coleman (ramashiva)
>
> lol. wow! you need to get a sense of humor. let me explain numbnuts..."red
> haired girl with pigtails...." get it? huh....?
You are confusing me with someone with an IQ < 200.
> but while were at it. have the pus filled sores started filling your mouth
> yet? i would say your little story would be an indication of somebody
> with a VERY low IQ. seriously, you wouldnt really do what you said you
> did, would you? put your mouth in contact with some whores filthy vagina?
> you. are. disgusting!
Listen, scumbag. Carly Driver is not a whore. She is a beautiful,
pure, holy woman with a small child to support. She dances in a strip
club because she can make a lot more money doing that than any other
job available to her.
Get a fucking clue. Then get a fucking life. Then fuck off and die.
> and another thing. why do all the reports we get on you describe you as
> having food stains down your front side? are you some kind of big fat slob?
I know you think you are funny, but you are truly pathetic with your
grade school humor.
I am a man. something you know nothing about. I am 6'2". I weigh
270 pounds. My neck is 22". My chest is 54". My waist is 44".
I am as strong as three average men. No man on this planet can kick
my ass. I can mop the floor with 95% of the men on this planet in
less than 30 seconds. For that 5% who look like they might be able to
kick my ass, I just pull out a gun and blow their head off.
You better hope and pray I never find out who you are. Your life as
you know it will be over. Before you start whining about death
threats, I am not going to do anything illegal.
I am a master of ratfucking, and I can completely destroy your life
and make you wish you were dead, yet incur no criminal or civil
liability.
I will leave it to my Father in Heaven to make sure you die the slow,
excruciatingly painful death you so richly deserve.
When you are thrown into the Lake of Eternal Fire on Judgement Day,
the last sight you see will be my face laughing at you.
Fuck off and die.
Eat shit and die.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
ramashiva
> "ramashiva"
> >> God damn! He's back! Good to hear from you. I thought
> >> you may have crashed and burned. Have a good trip?
> >> (Your post was too long for me to bother with).
> > Yeah. I am sure you didn't read a word of it. I bet you can
> > hardly wait to start drinking your wife's pussy juice.
> Young folks always believe they've found out something new about sex the
> world has already known for years.
Idiot. First of all, I am not young. I am 65. Second of all, I
never claimed that drinking pussy juice was something I discovered. I
specifically stated it was an advanced practice of Kundalini Yoga, of
which I am a Perfected Master.
Kundalini Yoga goes back at least 10,000 years.
Please take a course in remedial reading, then get back to me when you
can read for comprehension. Idiot.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
Abbey Johnsson
LOL! ok, i was wrong. you really are funny!
Abbey Johnsson
>
> Listen, scumbag. Carly Driver is not a whore. She is a beautiful,
> pure, holy woman with a small child to support. She dances in a strip
> club because she can make a lot more money doing that than any other
> job available to her.
omg, is this her? says its carly driver with red hair .
http://www.facebook.com/carly.driver?_fb_noscript=1
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lancy
I think she's beautiful and the story is very romantic. Too bad she
didn't reach a little farther back and get Ram a couple of
dingleberries.
Jerry Sturdivant
"ramashiva"
>> Young folks always believe they've found out something
>> new about sex the world has already known for years.
> Idiot. First of all, I am not young. I am 65.
And you're just now discovering pussy juice?
Jerry (BTDT) 'n Vegas
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bub
<rama...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>I am 6'2". I weigh
>270 pounds. My neck is 22". My chest is 54". My waist is 44".
damn paul, lay off the kfc and doughnut sandwiches.
James L. Hankins
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>
> "ramashiva"
>
>
>>> Young folks always believe they've found out something
>>> new about sex the world has already known for years.
>
>> Idiot. First of all, I am not young. I am 65.
>
> And you're just now discovering pussy juice?
This is one of the creepiest threads. Ever.
risky biz
WTF?
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The drinking pussy juice thing is just allegorical. It only means you need
to get plenty of sex (and this being a measure of that) to live a long life.
If you have released your Kundalini, then you'd know it, and if so
congratulations to you.
tvp
Paul Popinjay
>
> (Your post was too long for me to bother
> with).
>
Liar liar pants on fire. You know you read every word of it. Liar!
Jerry Sturdivant
"Paul Popinjay"
>> (Your post was too long for me to bother with).
> Liar liar pants on fire. You know you read every word of it. Liar!
Naw! He tends to repeat himself, over and over, numerous times, repeatedly,
on and on, verbosely, and so on. So I kind of skip-read; glance; over-look;
look over � peruse, and then go on (an on an on).
Did I say his message was too long without adding more?
Jerry (I'm a busy guy) �n Vegas
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- Keep thy Tail Bushy and thine Eyes Bright!
ramashiva
> On Oct 12 2009 5:26 PM, ramashiva wrote:
> > Listen, scumbag. Carly Driver is not a whore. She is a beautiful,
> > pure, holy woman with a small child to support. She dances in a strip
> > club because she can make a lot more money doing that than any other
> > job available to her.
> omg, is this her? says its carly driver with red hair .
> http://www.facebook.com/carly.driver?_fb_noscript=1
Nope. Not her. I guess you missed the part where Carly works and
lives in Tucson.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
ramashiva
> "ramashiva"
>
> >> Young folks always believe they've found out something
> >> new about sex the world has already known for years.
> > Idiot. First of all, I am not young. I am 65.
>
> And you're just now discovering pussy juice?
Jerry, everyone on the newsgroup knows you are a complete idiot. You
don't have to prove it over and over.
I have been a proud drinker of pussy juice since I was 18.
Go fuck yourself you stupid lying pig.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
Mrs Irish Mike
Jerry Sturdivant
"ramashiva"
>>>> Young folks always believe they've found out something
>>>> new about sex the world has already known for years.
>>>> Idiot.
>>> First of all, I am not young. I am 65.
>> And you're just now discovering pussy juice?
> Jerry, everyone on the newsgroup
> knows you are a complete idiot.
Oh! Attack the messenger. I caught you, did I?
Jerry (lol) 'n Vegas
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Will in New Haven
> On Oct 12 2009 4:56 PM, ramashiva wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Oct 12, 3:51 pm, "Abbey Johnsson" <ac68...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
>
> > > On Oct 12 2009 10:16 AM, ramashiva wrote:
>
> > > > She has the face of an angel. She wears her red hair in pigtails, and
> > > > she wears ....
>
> > > ok, snap out of it, coleman. you're not at a strip club, you're at
> > > wendy's. and that isnt a stripper, thats the girl behind the counter
> > > trying to take your order.
>
> > I don't patronize Wendy's.
>
> > I guarantee you no woman as beautiful as Carly Driver has ever let you
> > get close enough to her to smell her pussy.
>
> > Still the same pantysniffing anklebiter with nothing to say, I see.
>
> > You are a useless eater and a waste of oxygen.
>
> > Fuck off and die. Soon.
>
> > William Coleman (ramashiva)
>
> lol. wow! you need to get a sense of humor. let me explain numbnuts..."red
> haired girl with pigtails...." get it? huh....?
If he doesn't see Wendy's ads on TV he might not see that it was
funny. It _was_ funny, by the way.
--
Will in New Haven
>
> but while were at it. have the pus filled sores started filling your mouth
> yet? i would say your little story would be an indication of somebody
> with a VERY low IQ. seriously, you wouldnt really do what you said you
> did, would you? put your mouth in contact with some whores filthy vagina?
> you. are. disgusting!
>
> and another thing. why do all the reports we get on you describe you as
> having food stains down your front side? are you some kind of big fat slob?
>
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> I told the GM you said it was an advanced practice
>of Kundalini Yoga which confers immortality.
More likely, it confers herpes.
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Whatever
> I say yes. Others say it is a filthy, disgusting practice. I will
> report the facts, then you decide.
>
> In truth, drinking an ounce daily of the pussy juice of a beautiful
> woman does indeed confer immortality to the imbiber. This is an
> advanced Kundalini Yoga Practice, known only to Perfected Kundalini
> Yoga Masters like Ramashiva.
>
> My indulgence in this practice in Tens Show Club, 5120 East Speedway,
> Tucson, Arizona created quite a ruckus, even coming to the attention
> of the General Manager of this titty bar.
>
> It started with a beautiful young stripper named Carly Driver, who
> dances under the stage name December. No, you can't have her cell
> phone number.
>
> Carly is 5'2" and 105 pounds of solid muscle. She can go into a yoga
> handstand and do pushups effortlessly. Carly is truly a vision of
> beauty. She has naturally red hair. In other words, the carpet
> matches the drapes. I have first-hand visual knowledge of this.
>
> of Kundalini Yoga which confers immortality.
>
> --
>
> Kundalini Yoga, huh? Immortality, huh? This Coleman character is a
> total nutcase. I suggest you stay away from him, or at least make
> sure he only drinks your pussy juice upstairs in VIP. I don't want
> the other customers seeing this perverted shit going on on the main
> floor, because they will start demanding the same service with every
> lap dance. I can't have the entire club chanting --
>
> WE WANT PUSSY JUICE! WE WANT PUSSY JUICE!
>
> Now that is enlightened strip club management.
>
> True story, whether you believe it is irrelevant. It happened exactly
> as I have described.
>
>
> William Coleman (ramashiva)
>
At which point did you three bet them?