Cougar attacks; kills Eudora resident AJ Simkatu
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Kansas KS resident named AJ Simkatu, as he was walking off his Mastin
Street property on his way to work at BSN Medical where he works as a
biomedical engineer.
16 cougars from the nearby Overland Park attacked Simkatu and dragged
him into the bushes where he was devoured by the hungry cats.
Wildlife officials say this is not uncommon in Eudora during the month
of January. "This happens every year in Johnson County. Those damned
cougars come down from the hills and eat everything in sight. Nothing
is safe. Not even the police. Not even a DUI criminal that was
walking on the side of the road."
Wildlife police officers have stepped up patrols in the Mulberry St.
area to ward off further attacks.
Last year, 112 people in Eudora were killed by gangs of roving cougars
who attacked and ate everything from house cats to parrots.
In 2007, lion tamers from West Africa were flown to Eudora to help
deal with the wild cats. 14 of those lion tamers suffered serious
injuries and 9 were killed trying to round up the dangerous beasts.
Mark Kruse of the Kansas Department of Wildlife said the year 2008 is
expected to be the worst yet for cougar attacks in Lawrence. Kruse
stated the snowpack in the mountains surrounding Manhattan is
especially high this year, forcing the cougars to seek food at lower
elevations. Collins said, "The snow's too deep up there for the
cougars to dig for rabbits, hence Simkatu..."
Funeral arrangements for AJ Simkatu are being made and will be held
Smeltzers Funeral Home on Macon Street in Cheney, KS
Donations to the World Wildlife Federation are requested in lieu of
flowers.
-Korey Simpson, Eudora Gazette ©
Hachiroku ハチロク
> The first cougar attacks of the year have taken the life of Eudora,
> Kansas KS resident named AJ Simkatu, as he was walking off his Mastin
> Street property on his way to work at BSN Medical where he works as a
> biomedical engineer.
DAMN! I wish I could get a cougar to attack ME!!!
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Fast Larry
oooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Not so, cougar verily bad ass cat, with bad attitude. I had one
attack me in the panhandle of Nebraska back in the early 70's and my
right hand has been semi crippled every since from it being broken.
I'll have the story up about it on www.poolchat.net soon where I am
writing a book of my experiences out on the road. Here is how you do
it, shoot a deer`, gut it for the smell to get out, then hang around
for a few days hoping one will show up for a free meal.
When one does, run out of the bushes and whip the Italian salute on
the big bad cat, and snarl, he will take it from there.
He will say, ah so, dinner is served.
They will kill a deer, drag it off, cover it up and come back later to
snack on it.
Running into them is very rare, they are nocturnal and will usually
shy away from you. They will only get aggressive if something
happens, like a forest fire, a drought where their food supply is
taken away, then they will come after anything moving.
Jaguars are moving back into the usa slowly. Those are the fookers
you really have to be careful with.
When I hunted I always had my .308 loaded, plus my .45 on my hip, just
in case I got jumped and the rifle knocked out of my hand, and as
backup my comando knife. I have hunted big game all over the world,
you name it, I hung it on the wall once. Been there, done all that.
Hachiroku ハチロク
But, I meant THIS kind of cougar:
An older woman, typically early thirties to mid-forties, who has abandoned
traditional rules of romantic engagement and taken as her mission the
seduction of as many game young men as she can possibly handle. "Some
Cougar with a boob job tried to buy me a drink last night."
Fast Larry
> On Thu, 21 May 2009 15:11:09 -0700, Fast Larry wrote:
> > On May 21, 4:32 pm, Hachiroku ハチロク <Tru...@e86.GTS> wrote:
> >> On Wed, 20 May 2009 22:24:46 -0700, jackscarter wrote:
> >> > The first cougar attacks of the year have taken the life of Eudora,
> >> > Kansas KS resident named AJ Simkatu, as he was walking off his Mastin
> >> > Street property on his way to work at BSN Medical where he works as a
> >> > biomedical engineer.
>
> >> DAMN! I wish I could get a cougar to attack ME!!!
>
> >>http://images.imageturtle.com/users/2650/ex/38553_blogpost_1190060723...
>
> > oooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>
> > Not so, cougar verily bad ass cat, with bad attitude. I had one attack
> > me in the panhandle of Nebraska back in the early 70's and my right hand
> > has been semi crippled every since from it being broken. I'll have the
> > my experiences out on the road. Here is how you do it, shoot a deer`,
> > gut it for the smell to get out, then hang around for a few days hoping
> > one will show up for a free meal. When one does, run out of the bushes
> > and whip the Italian salute on the big bad cat, and snarl, he will take
> > it from there. He will say, ah so, dinner is served.
>
> > They will kill a deer, drag it off, cover it up and come back later to
> > snack on it.
> > Running into them is very rare, they are nocturnal and will usually shy
> > away from you. They will only get aggressive if something happens, like
> > a forest fire, a drought where their food supply is taken away, then
> > they will come after anything moving. Jaguars are moving back into the
> > usa slowly. Those are the fookers you really have to be careful with.
> > When I hunted I always had my .308 loaded, plus my .45 on my hip, just
> > in case I got jumped and the rifle knocked out of my hand, and as backup
> > my comando knife. I have hunted big game all over the world, you name
> > it, I hung it on the wall once. Been there, done all that.
>
> But, I meant THIS kind of cougar:
>
> An older woman, typically early thirties to mid-forties, who has abandoned
> traditional rules of romantic engagement and taken as her mission the
> seduction of as many game young men as she can possibly handle. "Some
>
> - Show quoted text -
oooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Fast Rary call them, coyotes.
I have no clue about them, sorry, I have never porked any bitch over
30 yet out on the road. I like my scotch old and cold, but my women
young and hot. The bitch U describe, is the one HU will give you that
Black Vietnam VD, that Eric T Hu has. The she-hit they cant cure. That
chink porked 2 many slopes and paid for it.
Ah so, Fast Rarry go back to Mamma san, get some boo coo boom boom.
Wont be back tonight.
あなたの自己たわごとのjapの部分性交は行く
Hachiroku ハチロク
Too bad I'm not Japanese, Fart Rarely:
hachi-roku 73 up, 9 down love it hate it
The japanese term for Toyota Trueno Gt-Apex. Chassis code is AE86 (the
term 86 is not because of its year model but the chassis) A popular drift
car for its light-weight rear wheel drive set up.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ENy5KuVgZQQ/RxpFVge57sI/AAAAAAAAAFg/uX7F7zjw8zE/s1600/kawabata01.jpg
Hachiroku ハチロク
>
> Ah so, Fast Rarry go back to Mamma san, get some boo coo boom boom.
> Wont be back tonight.
>
> あなたの自己たわごとのjapの部分性交は行く
Fart Rarely:
I don't engage in "self-balderdash".
You gotta be careful wtih that stuff!
Fast Larry
i no yo not a Jap, cause I just told U to go fuck yo self, in Jap.
Hachiroku ハチロク
No, you told me to engage in self balderdash.
Perhaps find difflent tlansrator? o-ho-ho.
Fast Larry
Translate this, you go fuck yo self, ah so....And everyone with you on
this fucked up pos board...
Fast Rarry
Hachiroku ハチロク
Fart Rarely:
you're not a very nice person, are you?
It's not a 'board', it's Usenet. Slight difference.
Fast Larry
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> - Show quoted text -
oooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Grasshopper, no body here, verily nice person, every one here, queers,
perferts, psycho's, U just entered pool hell. U come into shit hall,
what U get is shit. The 2 biggest psychos are chinks, Hu and Li, and
they hate japs. If I were U, i would find another nicer place and
beat it outta dodge.
Fast Rarry only normal one, real man, and real nice person, when he no
have piece of shit peter puffers posting lies about him.
I must go now, and trim my happy bamboo and bonzai tree, and work on
my Wa.
Fast Larry
Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any
place where he can get a pizza.
The concierge tells him he will call for delivery to his room and
takes his order.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up. The businessman takes
the pizza and starts sneezing uncontrollably.
He asks the delivery man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?"
The delivery man bows deeply and says,
ooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ah so....................
"Just what you ordered -- pepper only."
Fast Larry
cashing in 100 American dollars, getting 143 Australian dollars in
return. Remembering that he has some American money at home (left over
from his last holiday), the Jap returns the next day to the bank to
cash his money in.
Jap to teller: "Here is 100 American dollars, please exchange it for
Australian dollars".
The teller gives him 133 Australian dollars.
Jap: "What's this? Yesterday you gave an Australian man 143 dollars
for the same amount, but now you give me only 133. Why?"
Teller: "Fluctuations".
Jap: "Yeah? Well, fluck you Aussies too!!"
Fast Larry
A: Eric T Hu's Mommasan
Q: What do you get if you cross a Black whore with a Chinese?
A: Eric T Hu's mommasan, or a maid that sucks your shirts.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Abo with a Chinaman?
A: A car thief who can't drive.
Q: What do you call a fat Chinaman?
A: A Chunk.
Q: What is the title of the new Gook cookbook?
A: 100 ways to wok your dog.
Hachiroku ハチロク
Nah. It's cool. Are they gearheads?
>
>
> Fast Rarry only normal one, real man, and real nice person, when he no
> have piece of shit peter puffers posting lies about him.
Who posted a lie about you? I was talking about cougars...
>
> I must go now, and trim my happy bamboo and bonzai tree, and work on
> my Wa.
Wa-Wa?
Hachiroku ハチロク
Have you tried seeking therapy?
I was married to a Chinese girl. It doesn't go
bluba-bluba-bluba-bluba-bluba
when she slides down the bannister!
Fast Larry
Ruk Ruk Ruk, verily gooooood, hatche ku ru try and make funny joke,
ruk ruk for fast rarry. Dont quit yo day job at the cleaners.
A single Chinese man owns a Chinese restaurant, and one day a
beautiful Chinese woman walks in. He immediately walks over and asks
her out on a date. She agrees. They go out for a while, and soon, the
man proposes to her. She says "Yes, but before we do, there's
something you must know. I have never had the sex, but I've read about
it." He says that it's not a problem, and they are married.
On their honeymoon, the man tells his wife that since she's a virgin,
she can choose what they do first. She says "Oh, most honorable
husband. I am honored to be your wife, even though I have never had
the sex, but I've read about it. So, I have chosen to have the 69.
The husband looks confused, and after thinking about it, he says "You
want.. the moo gu guy pen?
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((***))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
A Chinese man arranged for a hooker to come to his room for the
evening. Once in the room they undressed, climbed into bed, and went
at it. When finished, the Chinese man jumped up, ran over to the
window, took a deep breath, dove under the bed, climbed out the other
side, jumped back into bed with the hooker and commenced a repeat
performance.
The hooker was impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When
finished, the Chinese man jumped up, ran over to the window, took a
deep breath, dove under the bed, climbed out the other side, jumped
back into bed with the hooker and started again!
The hooker was amazed at this sequence. During the fifth encounter,
she decided to try it herself. When they were done she jumped up, went
to the window and took a deep breath of fresh air, dove under the bed
to find 4 other Chinese men.
Moral of story, all chinks, look alike.
Fast Larry
今日は (konnichiwa
お元気ですか？ (o genki desu ka)
Oh I am fine too, thanks for asking, nothing that a good bottle of
Johnnie Walker blue, a good
Fook and 10 hours of sleep would not cure.
Hows yo mamma san?
I write to you in Jap and U no savy. Ooooaaahhh U think you come into
recsport
And get this for free - Ai No Pei. U get fed daily bowl of shit here
dum fuk.
どうぞめしあがれ (douzo meshiagare
Sum Ting Wong
Wit U brain that U do not understand this dum dum. ご幸運を祈ります! (gokoūn
o inorimasu
Keep hanging around this cess pool of bottom feeders yo gonna need
some.
是性交您的自已火鸡
Chop chop, translate this in chink.
I tried Lei ying Lo here but it do no good. Wai Yu Kum here. We no
rikey dog
Eaters here. Wai Nao Go and takie chop sticks wit U. I am not guilty
- Wai Hang Mi?
Fast Rarry nicey guy. Just mis-understood. He no rikey peter puffin
chink called Hu and
His sidekick hassle back tail gunner. So you now leave, U do mucho
fasto an dee lee out of
this sewer どうもありがとう (dōmo arigatō
It is best Uほっといて! (hottoite!)
This is fookin sup pah bozo, you try and out funny fast rarry. Ruk
Ruk,
Rikey U got No chance zipper head. Yo joke Stin Ki Pu
U verily Dum Gai Hu Flung Dung in air instead of joke.
Intelligence asks Hu Yu Hai Ding in bennie brain. U dum as Dink.
Ugly as Gook
Stupid as Slope head.
U Kum Hia and I tell U yo problem. U have
Verily Tai Ne Po Ne and U feel inferior to round eye like Fast Rarry
Hu have
Big horse called willie. Wai So Dim and not understand. Mabye because
U
Sum Dum Fuk
Ah So, Fast Rarry go to tend flowers in his Jap garden of tranquality
and to sooth his Wa.
oooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
さようなら (sayōnara
Fast Larry
had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might
have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical
expertise of a sex therapist in Edison New Joyzee. Her doctor
recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr.
Chang.
So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang
said How rong since U no have Sex. Momman san said last time I got
porked Mao Zedong was our glorious leader fighting the imperialist
capitolist western round eyed pigs and Ike was president of USA.
Chang said, ooooooooooaaahhhhh verily rong time not to have boo coo
boom boom.
'OK take off all your crose.' The woman did as she was told. 'Now get
down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again the woman
did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery,
reery fass back to me.' So she did. Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and
said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease. Worse case I
ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'
Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed
Zachary Disease?'
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your
face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'
ruck ruck ruck......................
See U way ter alligator.
Fast Larry
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Ah so, U enter war zone, and fast rarry kill everything that move,
then let Buddha sort it all out in heaven. Fast Rarry not nice to
nobody here, but if you want to C real Fast Rarry, nice Rarry, then go
vewy fast over to www.poolchat.net and there he is. U leave sewer and
pools bottom feeders. U leave usa trailor court trash. U leave all
the queers and perverts and psychos who infest this shit hole.
Ah so, and Fast Rarry now go, to work on his Wa. And trim his happy
bamboo.
No no bozo dum dum, its not wa wa, she-yit for brains. It is Wa?
What, yo some kind of retart Jap or what?
Hachiroku ハチロク
I'm not a retart Jap, Fart Rarely!
All i can say is, A man is permanently paralyzed in a near-fatal attack by
a band of vicious hoodlums.
I'm outta here...
Fast Larry
> > pools bottom feeders. U leave usa trailor court trash. U leave all
> > the queers and perverts and psychos who infest this shit hole.
>
> > Ah so, and Fast Rarry now go, to work on his Wa. And trim his happy
> > bamboo.
>
> > No no bozo dum dum, its not wa wa, she-yit for brains. It is Wa?
> > What, yo some kind of retart Jap or what?
>
> I'm not a retart Jap, Fart Rarely!
> All i can say is, A man is permanently paralyzed in a near-fatal attack by
> a band of vicious hoodlums.
>
>
> - Show quoted text -
Great, get hip, dont come back, go to www.poolchat.net
No bottom feeders, intelligent people, from 37 countries, lots of nice
people there.
Hachiroku ハチロク
Fart Rarely is a pool shark?!?!?!
O lawdy, we's in for it now!
Jackie Gleason taught you how to shoot? ;p
Fast Larry
> >> > pools bottom feeders. U leave usa trailor court trash. U leave all
> >> > the queers and perverts and psychos who infest this shit hole.
>
> >> > Ah so, and Fast Rarry now go, to work on his Wa. And trim his happy
> >> > bamboo.
>
> >> > No no bozo dum dum, its not wa wa, she-yit for brains. It is Wa?
> >> > What, yo some kind of retart Jap or what?
>
> >> I'm not a retart Jap, Fart Rarely!
> >> All i can say is, A man is permanently paralyzed in a near-fatal attack by
> >> a band of vicious hoodlums.
>
> >> I'm outta here...- Hide quoted text -
>
> >> - Show quoted text -
>
> > Great, get hip, dont come back, go towww.poolchat.net
>
> > No bottom feeders, intelligent people, from 37 countries, lots of nice
> > people there.
>
> Fart Rarely is a pool shark?!?!?!
>
> O lawdy, we's in for it now!
>
>
> - Show quoted text -
ooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
What U doin back here, U say U reeve, but U come back. U wie to fast
rarry. U crawl back up in tree where U rive and have nicey day.
I wuz right, you big time, retart Jap. U dum zipperhead.
Hachiroku ハチロク
>> > Great, get hip, dont come back, go towww.poolchat.net
>>
>> > No bottom feeders, intelligent people, from 37 countries, lots of nice
>> > people there.
>>
>> Fart Rarely is a pool shark?!?!?!
>>
>> O lawdy, we's in for it now!
>>
>> Jackie Gleason taught you how to shoot? ;p- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
> ooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
>
> What U doin back here, U say U reeve, but U come back. U wie to fast
> rarry. U crawl back up in tree where U rive and have nicey day.
> I wuz right, you big time, retart Jap. U dum zipperhead.
Hay, Fart Rarely, I never said I was leaving.
I'm in alt.photography. You keep coming here.
And I'm not Japanese, I just play one on Usenet.
Fast Larry
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oooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Fast Rarry figure that one out rong time ago, Japs smart, U big dum
fook retart. U real rsb'er wit blue ribbons. You could qualify for
gook status, or chink or dink or slope, but no jap. U reve fast rarry
alone, he have no time to fook wit shit for brain losers like U.
Why not U try and ask sometin intelligent, and maybe learn sometin new
here. Dat 1, may be a first.