Epitaph for poker players
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should and probably read "The board paired." Or just "Rivered."
Maybe "Didn't suck out" ?
Any other good ones?
Steve
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steve...@gmail.com
I was trying to think of some good epitaphs for poker players. Mine
should and probably will read: "The board paired." Or just "Rivered."
steve...@gmail.com
>
> > I was trying to think of some good epitaphs for poker players. I my
> > should and probably read "The board paired." Or just "Rivered."
> > Maybe "Didn't suck out" ?
>
> > Any other good ones?
> > Steve
>
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Classic, didn't think of that one!
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>
> > I was trying to think of some good epitaphs for poker players. I my
> > should and probably read "The board paired." Or just "Rivered."
> > Maybe "Didn't suck out" ?
>
> > Any other good ones?
> > Steve
>
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"No rebuys" ?
Lord Turkey Cough
<steve...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>I was trying to think of some good epitaphs for poker players. I my
> should and probably read "The board paired." Or just "Rivered."
> Maybe "Didn't suck out" ?
"His biggest bad beat".
"No longer losing".
"Really has a rotten hand now"
"He is all in here".
"Try bluffing your way out of here."
rob kamminga
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Irish Mike
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Lord Turkey Cough
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John_Dory
Beldin the Sorcerer
"Cashed in his chips"
"Must moved to the big game"
BillB
Deal me out
or if you're paying by the letter,
I'm out
Lord Turkey Cough
"The only big hole he didn't dig himself into."
> Steve
>
John_Dory
BillB
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> I'm out
Not poker related, but I saw this one last week and for some weird reason
thought it was funny:
Lord Turkey Cough
"He is not bluffing"
> Steve
>
Lord Turkey Cough
"He is not bluffing now"?
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>
>> Steve
>>
>
>
Lord Turkey Cough
"First to go again."
> Steve
>
Lord Turkey Cough
"Folded".
> Steve
>
Lord Turkey Cough
"Try colluding from down there you Cnut".
> Steve
>
Schmedley
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> "drawing dead"
>
> On Oct 11 2007 8:06 PM, steve...@gmail.com wrote:
>
>> I was trying to think of some good epitaphs for poker players. I my
>> should and probably read "The board paired." Or just "Rivered."
>> Maybe "Didn't suck out" ?
>>
>> Any other good ones?
>> Steve
>
>
"Broke Even"
Lord Turkey Cough
Cashed Out.
> Steve
>
notapro
> Steve
>
Irish Mike
Irish Mike\
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John_Dory
an American graveyard , reading the headstones .
The first reads out :
"Here lies Eric MOLINA ,
a pokerplayer and a gentleman "
His mate replies:
"That's funny , imagine , three fellas in one
coffin ............"
Omaha Chris
Though maybe we're just beyond that now.
The bar is getting raised intimidatingly high
Maverick
> I was trying to think of some good epitaphs for poker players. I my
> should and probably read "The board paired." Or just "Rivered."
> Maybe "Didn't suck out" ?
>
> Any other good ones?
> Steve
"Deal me out a while" -Max Shapiro
Boise
> I was trying to think of some good epitaphs for poker players. I my
> should and probably read "The board paired." Or just "Rivered."
> Maybe "Didn't suck out" ?
>
> Any other good ones?
> Steve
It's RIGGED !!!
"Talk and song from tongues of lilting grace, whose sounds caress my ear
...But not a word I heard could I relate, the story was quite clear..."
"To sit with elders of the gentle race, this world has seldom seen
They talk of days for which they sit and wait and all will be revealed."
"Twas in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair;
But Gollum, and the evil one, crept up and slipped away with her. "
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Maverick
> I was trying to think of some good epitaphs for poker players.
"Hold my seat, dealer"
"Lock it up"
"I'm gonna railbird a while"
"What? No rebuys?"
"At least I don't have to toke any more dealers"
"Seat change, please"
"Dealer, can we get a new set up?"
"Trying to get unstuck"
"Yes, Peg, I got really buried in the big game"
"And the dealers always said I was a stiff"
Maverick
> I was trying to think of some good epitaphs for poker players.
World's greatest poker face
Pepe Papon
>I was trying to think of some good epitaphs for poker players. I my
>should and probably read "The board paired." Or just "Rivered."
>Maybe "Didn't suck out" ?
>
>Any other good ones?
>Steve
"Took a Bad Beat"
Raider Fan
> I was trying to think of some good epitaphs for poker players. I my
> should and probably read "The board paired." Or just "Rivered."
> Maybe "Didn't suck out" ?
>
> Any other good ones?
> Steve
Busted out.
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On Oct 12 2007 6:21 AM, Raider Fan wrote:
> On Oct 11 2007 10:06 PM, stever1998 wrote:
>
> > I was trying to think of some good epitaphs for poker players. I my
> > should and probably read "The board paired." Or just "Rivered."
> > Maybe "Didn't suck out" ?
> >
> > Any other good ones?
> > Steve
>
> Busted out.
Good game
Chris
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"Nice hand."
"Bad beat." <This has been posted but I think it's better in the
shorter format.>
"They were suited."
BeaForoni
>
> - Show quoted text -
Check in the dark.
FakeNameTony
>
>
> On Oct 12 2007 6:21 AM, Raider Fan wrote:
>
>> On Oct 11 2007 10:06 PM, stever1998 wrote:
>>
>>> I was trying to think of some good epitaphs for poker players. I my
>>> should and probably read "The board paired." Or just "Rivered."
>>> Maybe "Didn't suck out" ?
>>>
>>> Any other good ones?
>>> Steve
>> Busted out.
>
> Good game
Felted
notapro
That one made me laugh
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arlo payne
On Oct 11 2007 8:06 PM, steve...@gmail.com wrote:
> I was trying to think of some good epitaphs for poker players. I my
> should and probably read "The board paired." Or just "Rivered."
> Maybe "Didn't suck out" ?
>
> Any other good ones?
> Steve
Seat open
Out on the Bubble
Mine: Moving up in limits
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andyfothershops
> should and probably read "The board paired." Or just "Rivered."
> Maybe "Didn't suck out" ?
>
> Any other good ones?
> Steve
>
sitting out
Mark B [Diputsur]
Dead Money / Posting Dead / Card Dead
if his wife preceded him and also played: Buried Pair
Mark
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All in means ALL IN
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wrote:
> <stever1...@gmail.com> wrote in message
Irish Mike
Moving up to the big game.
Playing heads-up with the Man.
Deal me out.
Deal around me.
Taking a button.
Sitting this one out.
Or, my personal favorite:
Have that cocktail waitress with the big tits bring me a Guinness while I'm
gone.
Irish Mike
Irish Mike
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>
>
>
> > On Oct 11 2007 8:06 PM, stever1...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> >> I was trying to think of some good epitaphs for poker players. I my
> >> should and probably read "The board paired." Or just "Rivered."
> >> Maybe "Didn't suck out" ?
>
> >> Any other good ones?
> >> Steve
>
> > Seat open
> > Out on the Bubble
> > Mine: Moving up in limits
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The pot odds were right.
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Lord Turkey Cough
<steve...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>I was trying to think of some good epitaphs for poker players. I my
> should and probably read "The board paired." Or just "Rivered."
> Maybe "Didn't suck out" ?
>
> Any other good ones?
Wasted his life now wasting away :O)
(bit grim that)
> Steve
>
Pepe Papon
>I was trying to think of some good epitaphs for poker players. I my
>should and probably read "The board paired." Or just "Rivered."
>Maybe "Didn't suck out" ?
>
>Any other good ones?
>Steve
"Fold"
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