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'Offensive' Nigel (best pronounced 'niggle') niggled a bit more when
saying..
> Here are some of my other suggestions, mostly designed to be offensive.
>
> Nick UK - Nigella Lawson (or would it be Nicola Stapleton these days?)
Just trying to figure why Nicola Stapleton.. Niggle? No one But *no one*
could ever replace Nigella! She's also a fabulous cook and I really
would love to taste one (or two) of her cookies!
Nicola Stapleton is perhaps best known for her role as the wayward Mandy
Salter in the popular BBC soap opera EastEnders, which (apparently) she
played from 1992-94. During her stint in the soap, Stapleton's character was
featured in storylines about child and drug abuse, homelessness and
prostitution: hence the reason I never watched that horrible so-called 'soap
opera'.
Eastenders is one of the longest and probably the most depressing fkn
television series ever to pollute British television airwaves, so much so,
showing it should be made fkn illegal !!
One little co-incidence: Nicola Stapleton lived on the Walworth Road, near
the Elephant & Castle in South East London as did I, many moons ago.
> Jack - the Kardashian sisters
What? Four-in-a-bed.. including Jacko? yep, he'd love that!
> Paracelsus - Mystic Meg
Very appropriate, Niggle.
> Parpaluck - Gwyneth Paltrow
No comment
> Colin - Madonna
Nah! German Chancellor Angela Merkel would be a more suitable mate for
Colin.
> Harry - Nora Batty
Bw..ahahahahahahahahahaha!! Excellent!
> Gerry - Celine Dion
Gerry est trop pitoyable pour jamais avoir un espoir de divertir une femme
comme Celine Dionne, ou n'importe quelle femme !
> John Griffin - Gail Howard
Snap!
> Robert Perkis - Sarah Palin
Aw! RP deserves a bit more credit than that, Niggle!
> Sorry for the omissions. Let the flames begin!
Whoooooooooooooooooosh!!