Axiomatic Colleagues of Mine:
Them card-counting afflicts have always conducted wars against one another! Just look in this very newsgroup -- vociferous card-counting gurus witnessing for the casinos in a lawsuit filed by a BJ card-counter, Campione (Arnold Snyder, Stanford Wong, etc. - developers and vendors of card-counting training materials and casino witnesses).
There are also two wormish "gurus" in blackjack card-counting that you might crush without desire: Zengrifter and Norman Wattenberger. They decided it was time to start a war of their own as to "enhance" their stature in the virtual gambling world! What is life without a war, since card-counting does NOT work -- never did and never will:
http://saliu.com/bbs/messages/274.html
They succeeded in attracting me in that war. Read this thread in the ZenZone forums:
"zengrifter's Avatar zengrifter
Too Legit To Quit
Posts 17,408
Oh thats classic - Ion Saliu (aka Parpaluck) serenading Norman Wattenberger.
This has Brother Katweezel's fingerprints all over it! zg
http://saliu.com/gambling-fights.html
Ps - Can we get the real Ion Saliu over here?
Last edited by zengrifter; April 25th, 2013 at 05:06 PM. Reason: fingerprints link
"The dogs bark but the caravan moves on.""
http://www.zenzoneforum.com/threads/24848-Blackjack-THE-Forum-bans-ZG-THE-Grifter?p=200616#post200616
(page 6, post #85)
I. Who was that Ion Saliu Fan, really? Was it Zengrifter - he invited me via email addressing me as Your Eminence, as if I were Pope of Gambling. Or was it Katweezel/Katz/Kwitser/Tony-Jew Kafking -- he addresses me as Antichrist of Gambling ('cuz I piss in casinos instead of chanting "The Prayer of High Count". "Lordy, Lordy, Gimme PLUS 40!"
I am on your side, paraxiomatic godchildren of mine, in your renewed fight with Narcissus The Bannister (Norman Wattenberger).
I am the godfather who always takes good care of his godchildren, even when he kicks their arses when warranted (only when warranted, as special therapy). Just look at the therapeutic wonders I achieved in the Zen Zone:
* Look how collected Asslan is now -- his venom-gland dried out.
* Look how quiet N0rm is now -- one can hear a pin drop in the federal courts.
* Look how Israeli-quiet Katz is now -- one can hear a nuke drop in Lower Manhattan.
* Look how brave Zengrifter is now -- he reopened the thread about his award-winning ban -- one can hear a phart in THE Norman Bates forum (where he plays with his girlfriend GF).
I got some free time this glorious day of October 23, the year of grace 2014. I will write a series of posts and grant you permission to publish them without an iota of complaining from me, Ion saliu (royalty name: Parpaluck). I will never file a copyright infringement complaint against this community, its cyber owner, and/or other virtual publications of copies of my posts -- and so be it.
A Thunder-From-Down-Under I always respect for his way with words invited me once more to participate in the RENEWED WAR between The Grifter and N0rm Wattenberger --
"Katz's Avatar Katz
Posts 5,957
No doubt posts like those three above (on N0rm's site) have the effect of improving the traffic on this ZZ site, just so some of his members might see WTF is going on, and to peek at what the ZZ toadies, the self-hating ex-con com (sic) bully man, plus all those who have been exiled by Caesar N0rm are up to. My incomplete short list of the exiled includes Mac, me, Zengrifter, AutoMonk, ION SALIU (PARPALUCK -- who was not exiled but had he been a member, he would have been exiled because of ... well, whistling insolent tunes while smirking, and a feud dating back to prehistoric times.)
Speaking of feuds, like Ouchez, I also tried to mediate in the storm in a teacup between Grifter and N0rm; after N had his +3000 valid reasons why Grifter should have been banned, as well as the arch Grifter conman should have been serving at least 288 years hard time with no parole for making $200-odd millions by ripping off little old ladies' with labrador seeing-eye dogs pension funds, and not even giving the money back, the swine, after the judge failed to make any restitution order."
II. We previously debated the paranoia of the sicko known as Norm Watt (real name Norman Wattenberger). He files legal complaints against anybody who publishes negative opinions on him. He complains about copyright infringement. Say, what? He is a basket case of theft: Stealing from others, or deceiving he is "others" (important ones, mind you!) For starters, he implies he is... Gandhi! Say, what? He 'created" a location of his own: The Mote in God's Eye. That's not a sentence in The Bible -- it is the exact title of a book published by two different authors!
That's blunt hypocrisy regarding copyright infringement!
http://www.zenzoneforum.com/threads/26485-Ion-Saliu-(aka-Parpaluck)-Your-Humble-Zen-Musician-amp-Gambling-System-Innovator/page23 (pages 22-23, especially post #331)
There was a NORM WATT who had a Facebook profile with several pages. The profile showed photos of THE Norman Wattenberger -- as The Zengrifter, sleuth at-large, discovered. But "Norm Watt" was a deceiving profile, as the same Zengrifter, lawyer-from-inmate at-large, ruled. Zengrifter ruling was founded on the legal grounds (TOS) established by Facebook regarding the mandatory-correct information in a profile. As a matter of fact, Facebook recently ruled (October 2014) that even government agencies must comply with the TOS. The profile page of a U.S. government agency was removed because it created a fake Facebook profile.
http://www.facebook.com/norm.watt.3
"Sorry, this page isn't available
The link you followed may be broken, or the page may have been removed."
Either ZenGrifter filed a legal complaint and Facebook removed the "Norm Watt" profile as fraudulent; or, Norman Wattenberger removed his own "Norm Watt" Facebook profile to heed his notorious fears. N0rm cannot deal with people publicly, unless he has the power to silence them by banning (in his own virtual properties only). He is "courageous" only in private emails, because he feels the false assurance of "privacy laws". He would attack like a rabid beast in his "private" emails because he fears no consequences!
III. In any event, the "Norm Watt" profile showed photos representing the real Norman Wattenberger, the narcissistic dude as you never seen one quite like it (plus fearful and paranoid -- "the bullies are after me to destroy my lifework"!) The photos show an old man with gray hair. He looks sad. I sincerely say it with sadness: N0rm was bullied in his early life much more than normally (all kids are bullied to various degrees... there are always bullies to the bullies, to the bullies...)
That's the main reason why the narcissistic dude has always claimed resemblance to famous persons. He touted that people confused him for the great JIMMY PAGE of LED ZEPPELIN fame! Now, another mook in N0rm's forum draws resemblance between Norman Wattenberger and the actor Ben Kingsley (as to satisfy the Gandhi's avatar that N0rm "inherits" without merit)!
Just look at this picture! What's wrong with that picture? Resembling Jimmy Page or Ben Kingsley or Gandhi? That's grotesquely insane... as any '911 conspiracy theory where Dubya resembles JFK!
N0rm has short gray hair. When his hair was dark, it was short -- far from Jimmy Page's hair! Not to mention that Gandhi was always a SKINHEAD!
And, hey, N0rm has a... GIRLfriend (GF)! A 65-year old mook with... girls? Mature men say LADY FRIEND, not GIRL! Pedophile, anyone? BRRRRRRRRAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
http://saliu.com/ScreenImgs/NormW/NormWattNDHHair.gif
IV. Just a few hours ago, I searched low and high on "Norm Watt" at Facebook. I just posted a link in my today's posts on "Norm Watt". There was no such person on Facebook! Google couldn't find one, either. By the way, Google found another person with some musical fame: Norman Watt-Roy! No top-search-results had anything to do with THE Norman Wattenberger!
https://www.google.com/search?q=norm+watt+facebook&oq=norm+watt&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j69i57j69i59j69i65l2j69i60.2670j0j4&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8
Now, a few hours later, I rediscovered the Norm Watt and his real photos -- representing THE Norman Wattenberger!
Where are you Gandhi, Jimmy Page... Norman Watt-Roy? O tempora! O mores!
http://saliu.com/ScreenImgs/NormW/NormWattFBPic.gif
V. What's your point, drunky monkey (Automatic Monkey)? (The Grifter will give you the scientific explanation; the early humans evolved at a faster pace because of rudimentary alcohol production and mind-altering).
A Facebook page was attacked by one NORM WATT speaking for NORMAN WATTENBERGER.
Did Norman Wattenberger hijack the Facebook account of another person who goes by the real name of Norm Watt? That's an even graver act -- from misdemeanor to FELONY (identity theft).
Also, did Norman Wattenberger fake the photos or assume the photos were his? That's not as grave -- Norman Wattenberger assumed Gandhi's photo in over 4000 posts in his own forum!
Said one Zengrifter:
"Norm.Watt.3 is clearly a Norman Wattenberger page ... BUT it is in violation of FaceBook TOS!! (oy vey!)
I have taken the liberty of flagging the account for REMOVAL from FB!"
http://www.zenzoneforum.com/threads/26485-Ion-Saliu-(aka-Parpaluck)-Your-Humble-Zen-Musician-amp-Gambling-System-Innovator?p=212321#post212321
Automatic Monkey - PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF THAT BARREL OF WHISKEY!
"If that actually was him..." So, you lied when you first said "That's not him... NOT Norman Wattenberger"! See what happens when you frequent a place for pathological lying?!
My post that triggered your drunky-monkey overreaction pointed out N0rm's condition of narcissistic pathological lying. "One-third-down long hair à la Jimmy Page and Gandhi(?) ... just shortened his hair to please his "girlfriend" (as real as that mummy in Norman Bates' arms)..."
That's sick and sickening! Looks like I accomplished another therapeutic feast. N0rm will close that sick place! He just changed his signature to:
"My fortune cookie said "Never start a forum". I shoulda listened."
N0rm also cries wolf:
"This site is costing me a fortune."
Say, what? The vBulletin forum software only requires a one-time fee of $140 (the version N0rm is running, 4.x.x). He mostly posts one-sentence messages, even one-word crap. What's so COSTLY about that?
Not to mention that over 50% of N0rm's "contributions" take advantage of a freebie created by two different authors: The mote in God's eye. N0rm doesn't pay the true authors one penny!!!
That's sick and sickening!
Where are you Gandhi? Your photo is worth much more than one thousand words! O tempora! O mores!
VI. "Bjarg, a casino mole at N0rm's forum, wrote - I suggest you start worrying less about what other people do and start looking at yourself. Get a life.
I respect Norm (even though I have A LOT of differences with him and the way he does things), and I also respect almost everybody here who like me dont see things eye to eye with him.
But you my friend, YOU are an idiot."
Yet another abNORMal afflict! Infected by the same N0rm of narcissistic hypocrisy:
"But you my friend, YOU are an idiot."
N0rm always transfers his characteristics to me or other guys. He has claimed I attacked him, when he was the only one who attacked me in a dozen emails. Norm has claimed that Zengrifter has had the intent to destroy N0rm's lifework. In fact, Morman is the only one that filed numerous takedown notices against this very ZenZone forum. Matter of fact, this very ZenZone forum and the Parpaluck forum were taken down for days! Yet, Zengrifter and Parpaluck never filed takedown notices against THE Norman Wattenberger forum! N0rm's forum has always been up and running. As a short aside, Norman Wattenberger has been fortunate so far for not being hit by consequences on the grounds of abusing the laws.
So, this is the law you should take to your igloo, Bjarg:
YOU are an idiot.
PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF THAT BARREL OF VODKA MIXED WITH KAT URINE! INSTEAD, PLUNGE IT IN THAT BUCKET OF ICE!
Get a life -- but not on thin on ice!
VII. Says the N0rm at 01:25 PM (not my time... BRRRRRRRRAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!) -
"... false accusations of takedown notices and knocking ZZ off the air. ZZ often goes off the air. Each time, ZG suggests I did it. Total lie."
QED (it's in Latin, N0rm... ask Asslan for a quick translation... he is not banished in your hou' of lies!)
Zengrifter posted copies of emails from his webhosting company as a result of your insistent takedown notices! At least once, from what I witnessed, the ZenZone was suspended. You claimed in an email (everything secret, of course) to Katz that ZZ was suspended because Marcus Dalton has the habit of not paying his bills! In truth,
zenzone.com had more than a month before renewal (July 2014... now July 2015).
"Pedophile, anyone?" BRRRRRRRRAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
That's called SATIRE, stupidiot! It is sarcasm targeted at ridiculous lying: A 65-YEAR OLD MAN (CARRYING A MEDICARE CARD) WITH A GIRLFRIEND... possibly known as 'The Beautiful GF'. BRRRRRRRRAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
I have written this just for you, N0RM. I am glad you follow me religiously, Noitser... vBulletin forums, Facebook, Twitter, ZenZone,...
SALIU.COM of course! I'll take extra credit for my therapeutic feast: I lighten you up! For you are in this uptight situation -
"Careful with the jokes though! N0rm is the fastest human in history to be killed by joking! N0rm was also the fastest human in history to be killed by a formula (FFG): It took him 14 years, 13 months, 33 days, 28 hours, 69 minutes, 666 seconds... and "counting"...
BRRRRRRRRAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
You sez:
"3. I am the only person with that name [Norman Wattenberger] in the country."
Before my site takedown, the NORMAN WATTENBERGER search query appeared some 10 times on Google. I enhanced it to 40 Google searches a month! That's quadruple (Aslan will translate for you again... BRRRRRRRRAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!)
http://saliu.com/images/google-search-ion-saliu-norman-wattenberger.gif
Chances are Norman Wattenberger will close his forum. The hypocrite cries that he must do so because of the Zengrifter's attacks. Say, what? N0rm doesn't get now more than 20 searches a month! What "destruction effect" could The Grifter possibly have (an ex-con man convicted by the U.S. government but served a lenient term for his cooperation with the feds)?
The truth behind a possible shutdown of Norm Watt's forums is BJ CARD-COUNTING DECEPTION. More and more people put the squeeze on them card-counting gurus (read: CROOKOOS). More notorious counting krookoos, like Arnold Snyder and Ken Smith, already closed their respective forums. Only the forum of a serious card-counting krookoo remains open: Stanford Wong (the same mole who testified for them kasinos in the lawsuit filed by another card counter, Anthony Campione). N0rm is just a worm, as far as forums go...
Parpaluck,
Paparazzo At-Large