On 4/18/2015 10:52 AM, Nunya Bidnits wrote:
> "W. Lohman" aka my stalker bitch, frothed madly about:
>
>> in many ways the antithesis of real smoked meats and the religion of
>> true dry rub.
>
> I have a wall full of awards,
Right...all from similarly souce-slobbering morons no doubt...
> lots of prize money,
Sure ya do...enough to buy more souce and mess food up again...
> and I enjoy the camaraderie,
Of similar low-lifes, of course...
> while you can only sling shit, my lonely bitch.
I would sling your shitty Q straight into a dumpster, yes...
> And there's
> more quality dry rub in the house right now that you will ever own in
> your pathetic lifetime.
Mbwahahahahaa!!!
All waiting to be glopped over by sticky tomato-based BBQ diarrhea!
> I compete,
Food isn't a competition, fool.
> sometimes I win,
Which is the ultimate loss.
> and I always enjoy the food and good
> company,
I know you really want us to believe that.
> while all you can do is sit in filth and stalk people who are
> better than you. That's who you are. Ahhhhhhhhhhahahaaaaaaaaaa.....
Says the uselessnet know-it-all, it is to laugh!
>> Or at least the ability not to drown your charred ends in whatever
>> saucepan debility defines the day.
>
> I don't sauce burnt ends, my clueless wannabe-stalker bitch.
Must be the only thing you haven't dumped doggy doo doo souce on, ll.
> Go lay down somewhere.
I've layed a smackdown on ya, enjoy, souce fool.