I'm only pissing in the peppers for now. But I piss around the
outside of the cage to deter foxes and raccoons every chance I get.
I was sitting on the porch a few nights ago and a grey fox came
across the yard and immediately, without pause, started to tug and
dig under the metal mesh fence to the tomatoes and peppers.
I'm like, WTF!!!! He didn't see me until I got up and started
chasing after him - roaring like a... Oh, I don't know what I
sounded like. But I was roaring! Loud enough for the neighbors dog
to bark fiercely and her to come out.
So I've been pissing extra special around the tomato lately. I've
also interlaced the wire mesh cage with a bunch of barbed branches
tho thwart invaders. Two of my neighbors tomato gardens have been
totally ransacked for EVERY tomato (all green) in the last week and
they have fully enclosed/fenced back yards.
While I just have a cage in the front yard with one of only two
open gateways to the 350+ acres of greenbelt behind us and I'm doing
fine (with my 12 pound tomatoes) by just pissing on or around them.
Speaking of which, I gotta take a mean piss right about now...
-sw