As he said !
Cheers,
Michael Kuettner
> Have a nice, drinking, cooking day ;)
We're Americans!!! Fuck the USA-ians CRAP!!!
Raised the flag, said the pledge of allegiance!
Had a hot dog with yellow mustard.
Blew up some fireworks, woke up the neighbors!!!
Snored some, as I was punched awake over and over again!
"All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia!" --W.C. Fields/Andy
Andy
L.A., Kalifornia
You forgot to send a shotgun shell up into the air and kill your neighbor.
Tsk, tsk. :~)
kili
kili,
I left my firearms at home! Kalifornia, ya know!!? Mr. Smith, my nextdoor
L.A. neighboor annually launched his shotgun into the sky on New Year's
Eve. Railroad retired BUM!!!
<smootch>
Q: How many eggs can you eat for breakfast? NOT TFM®
Andy(BUM!!!)
> You forgot to send a shotgun shell up into the air and kill your
> neighbor. Tsk, tsk. :~)
>
> kili
>
Johnny Carson did that as a teenager...but in his livingroom. Just the
ceiling and roof suffered, not the neighbours.
--
The house of the burning beet-Alan
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=27yv6a&s=3
What, no pot smoking...!
Too small. No pun intended ;)
Thank you.
--
Janet Wilder
Bad spelling. Bad punctuation
Good Friends. Good Life
Heck, now I might have to buy a shotgun and a box of blanks... I've got
about 12 hours before it gets dark enough to do this properly...
In any case, happy Independence Day, my fellow countrymen! Read your
Constitution and Bill of Rights! People fought and died so you could
have it, and besides that - you can't have government by the people if
the people don't know the rules.
Oh, yeah... Grill something for dinner. I don't know why. Just do it.
It's traditional or something. (Topic drift correction)
We bought a bunch of shotgun shells to use for target practice tomorrow at a
40 acre private campground. My ears will be ringing and we will be
grilling. :~)
kili
John Kane Kingston ON Canada
While chugging down a 40 oz, no doubt...
--
Cheers
Chatty Cathy
Egg tastes better when it's not on your face...
John,
It gets mixed up with the bangs of fireworks but yes, it's generally a New
Year's Eve insane thing to do at midnight as the year rolls over.
Andy
> kilikini wrote:
>
>> Andy wrote:
>>> Vilco said...
>>>
>>>> Have a nice, drinking, cooking day ;)
>>>
>>>
>>> We're Americans!!! Fuck the USA-ians CRAP!!!
>>>
>>> Raised the flag, said the pledge of allegiance!
>>>
>>> Had a hot dog with yellow mustard.
>>>
>>> Blew up some fireworks, woke up the neighbors!!!
>>>
>>> Snored some, as I was punched awake over and over again!
>>>
>>> "All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia!" --W.C.
>>> Fields/Andy
>>>
>>> Andy
>>> L.A., Kalifornia
>>
>> You forgot to send a shotgun shell up into the air and kill your
neighbor.
>> Tsk, tsk. :~)
>
> While chugging down a 40 oz, no doubt...
Cathy,
Yes. I was EARLY drunk today. No pain killers and too many pain inflictors!
Andy
"Can ya spare a Nathan's hot-dog and a Bud Light, anytime right about
now?"--A
What, he's going to throw it up there? The shell is not a projectile.
Some of its contents are. :)
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Thanks! :-)
We don't drink, so it's just the cooking for us. I ended up making a
bunch of potato salad, and I may or may not get around to making cole
slaw. Then I'll bake some chicken and put barbecue sauce on it. Might
have some baked beans, as well.
I usually just throw together barbecue sauce, and it's different every
time, but I've decided to try to make a recipe that I like all the time.
Today's attempt is pretty good, but may be smokier than I like, at
least before it cooks on the meat. I'll see how it turns out, and then
I'll tweak it for next time.
(I exported this from my new recipe program. I hope it shows up well.)
Title: Sweet-spicy Barbecue Sauce
Servings: 16
Cooking Time: 35 minutes
Preparation Time: 5 minutes
Category: Sauces and dressings
Cuisine: American
Rating: 3/5 stars
Source: Serene (ser...@serenepages.org)
Website: http://serenecooking.livejournal.com/
---
Ingredients
---
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 small onion, minced
2 cups ketchup
1/2 cup red wine vinegar
1/4 cup water
1/4 cup apple juice
1/4 cup HP sauce
2 tablespoons brown sugar
2 tablespoons molasses
2 tablespoons honey
2 teaspoons dry mustard powder
1 teaspoon smoked paprika
1 teaspoon granulated garlic
1 teaspoon Sriracha chili sauce
---
Instructions
---
Cook onion in olive oil until tender. Mix in remaining ingredients.
Bring to a boil. Reduce heat to low and simmer 30 minutes, stirring
occasionally.
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"I think I have an umami receptor that has developed sentience." -- Stef
> "kilikini" <kili...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in
> news:486e04db$0$17677$ec3e...@news.usenetmonster.com:
>
> > You forgot to send a shotgun shell up into the air and kill your
> > neighbor. Tsk, tsk. :~)
> >
> > kili
> >
>
> Johnny Carson did that as a teenager...but in his livingroom. Just the
> ceiling and roof suffered, not the neighbours.
I'm honored to be in such living room company. At eighteen, I rapped off
a shotgun round into the ceiling of our family home with mom and dad
looking on in wonder from their easy chairs. They weren't looking
originally, but they were after the shot.
After the fine bits of paint and dust had settled and our ears quit
ringing, dad said "Go up on the roof and see if it went through." It
hadn't and a small patch on the interior ceiling is all that remains of
it to this day. The shotgun and shooter were both defective.
leo
Thumbs up. :-)
--
Dave www.davebbq.com
What is best in life? "To crush your enemies, see them driven before
you, and to hear the lamentation of the women." -- Conan