Bill doesn't like mushrooms, he doesn't eat broccoli, he's not into eggs or
fruit and he's not particularly fond of pasta, but he likes lasagna. My
mother-in-law said to me, "Oh, you can always make a meatloaf!" Bill looked
at me and grimaced. I think he's kind of over the ground beef thing since
it's all he's been eating, every day, for a few years, now.
Anyone have any ideas on what to cook for an old, toothless, tired, picky,
crotchety, retired hillbilly? I could stuff crepes, I can do anything, but
he's into very simple fare. He's looking forward to a change, though, I
tell you what, and I intend to give him one. I'll be there 4 or 5 days. I
know he likes grits, so I've got to re-learn how to make them, but he
doesn't eat chicken, fish or any kind of shellfish. My mother-in-law will
put salad in a blender for him and he "drinks" that. *I* really don't want
to go that route.
Any ideas are welcomed. They're buying the groceries, I just have to cook
it up.
kili
White or regular chili with Cornbread
Cottage cheese salad (CC & caned fruit cocktail)
Waffles or pancakes for dinner (enough syrup & butter will make'em soft)
Grilled cheese
Kraft or home made overcooked Mac & Cheese
Don't forget the ice cream & cake
Dimitri
Chili, oh my gosh, I should have thought of that. Mac N Cheese would be
perfect, too. Thanks, Dimitri!
kili
Dimitri is good, yeah. Minestrone is great with cornbread, too. I betcha
he'd like ravioli if he likes lasagna. Spinach soufflé is one of my faves.
Chicken breast meat, sliced, sautéed briefly in butter then pan deglazed
with tiniest amount of white wine is our family stand by for people with
mouth problems. We call it Angels' Tongues.
>Anyone have any ideas on what to cook for an old, toothless, tired, picky,
>crotchety, retired hillbilly?
>Any ideas are welcomed. They're buying the groceries, I just have to cook
>it up.
>
>kili
Have them spring for the fixins for tamales. Make some guac and
salsa, and make some beans. If the old crab doesn't like it let him
go hungry. Meanwhile make a gozzilion tamales to freeze. <eg>
Lou
Mashed potatoes with gravy and meatballs.
Spaghetti and meatballs.
Corn chowder with meatballs.
Meatball sandwiches.
Swedish meatballs with lingonberry jam.
Um, I don't think lingonberries are common in Florida.
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>>> kili
>>
>>
>> White or regular chili with Cornbread
>>
>> Cottage cheese salad (CC & caned fruit cocktail)
>>
>> Waffles or pancakes for dinner (enough syrup & butter will make'em
>> soft)
>> Grilled cheese
>>
>> Kraft or home made overcooked Mac & Cheese
>>
>> Don't forget the ice cream & cake
>>
>>
>> Dimitri
>
> Chili, oh my gosh, I should have thought of that. Mac N Cheese would be
> perfect, too. Thanks, Dimitri!
>
> kili
My pleasure.
Dimitri
I like the minestrone with cornbread idea. That could work! He could soak
the cornbread. Minestrone is easy to make and I've got beef stock and
chicken stock - homemade. I could use either. I wonder if Bill would eat a
souffle'. Hmmmmm. Thanks, Giusi!
(You folks are *so* helpful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
kili
It's a bit difficult to know exactly what simple fare means, anyway it
might be worth while trying to expand your poor FIL's food range a
bit.
Cheese and bacon (finely diced) omlette?
Braised short ribs ( cooked til the meat is fallling off the bones)
Spare ribs and saurkraut
Tortière with lots of gravy
Pea soup with lots of diced ham.
Spanakopita ( includes spinach though the feta might be a bit much)
Roast pork (heavily overcooked, as my cousins used to do it, is pretty
easy to eat)
Mild Italian sauage ( sauage meat?) finely diced, mixed together
mashed potatoes and loaded with butter.
Eggs Benedict
Various stews ???
John Kane Kingston ON Canada
You're evil. LOL. I don't think he'd even have a clue as to what a tamale
is.
kili
He does like mashed potatoes and gravy! (My mother-in-law uses gravy from
the can. :-P) I can do meatballs, if he wants ground beef. I'll run it by
him. Heck, he needs to eat 3 meals a day he's so skinny, but he doesn't
because my mother-in-law pretty much quit cooking anything but ground beef
hockey pucks. I'm really looking forward to bringing on a change for him.
Thanks!
kili
kili
No, they're not, but the idea is good. :~)
kili
I tried asking him, aem, but my mother-in-law stepped in and insisted on
meatloaf, which, when mentioned Bill grimaced at me. My gosh, woman! Can't
you see this man needs variety????
Yeah, post your recipe for the ground pork and peas, please. So far, I'm
thinking Mac N cheese, lasagna, mashed potatoes and gravy, possibly
meatballs with homemade tomato sauce, and after that I'm at a loss. I have
about 10 main meals to make (lunches and suppers). Oh, and the dog is no
longer fed dog-food because my MIL's dog passed last year from the dog food
poisoning, so I have to make my MIL's new pooch a hamburger every night,
too. I'm going to be busy.
kili
Cranberries are the closest substitute for lingonberries
I can think of. Lingonberries are rather tart, which
makes them a good accompaniment for meatballs.
You know, I wonder if I could oven-slow cook some pork. Get a butt or a
shoulder and slow cook it until it shreds. I think he'd eat that. I'm
thinking Kalua pig might be on the menu, now. Kalua pig is pork cooked in
the oven with chicken stock, water, sea salt and (gasp) liquid smoke. It's
normally served over cabbage and rice - Hawaiian style, but I can serve it
with shredded cabbage marinated in vinegar on the side, roasted garlic
mashed potatoes and use some of the liquid left in the pot to make gravy for
the potatoes.
Great idea, John! Thank you. (I have no idea why I didn't think of this
before. I need you guys.)
kili
You've already received good suggestions and I just want to add what an
absolute ***sweetheart*** you are! I'm sure your FIL and Uncle Nasty
(brings back memories of Ilya Nastasi <sp?>) are over the moon with
appreciation.
God love ya, girl.
TammyM
Wow, thanks, Tammy!
kili
How about chicken and dumplings, just shred the chicken fine. -RP
Sounds familiar.
How bout pinto beans and simmered with big smoked ham hocks?
I get the best ham hocks from a German deli (have them cut in half).
When finished cooking, strip the meat from the hocks and add to the beans.
> White or regular chili with Cornbread
>
> Cottage cheese salad (CC & caned fruit cocktail)
>
> Waffles or pancakes for dinner (enough syrup & butter will make'em
soft)
>
> Grilled cheese
>
> Kraft or home made overcooked Mac & Cheese
>
> Don't forget the ice cream & cake
>
>
> Dimitri
>
>
pulled pork, kaluha pork...crockpot beef stew, beef hash, sausage patties
with potato croquettes. twice baked taters with all the fixins, spainish
rice, picnic pork shoulder done in a crockpot, pot roast, Mexican
lasagna. Perhaps a beef noodle casserole? Spaghetti with a meat sauce.
--
The house of the burning beet-Alan
A man in line at the bank kept falling over...when he got to a teller he
asked for his balance.
raspberry jam is a known sub for lingonberries.
That might work. He's just not fond of chicken. If I can disguise it,
maybe.
kili
Okay, that's a lunch, right there. I'll bet he'd eat that! Thanks.
kili
Yeah, I think I'm going to do a pulled kalua pig-style pork. If I shred it
really finely, he'll eat it. Uncle Nasty (Chuck) will love it. Twice-baked
taters are an excellent lunch idea. I should have thought of that.
Thanks, Alan!
kili
Not by me! We who live without the cranberry depend on Ikea's
lingonberries.
That sounds really good and right up my alley. Yum! Thank you!
kili
>>> kili
>
>
How about haveing him help you in the kitchen. Then let him make some
suggestions.
> I'm going to have to baby-sit my father-in-law, Bill, and my mother-in-law's
> Uncle Nasty in about a month. My father-in-law has very few teeth left, my
> Uncle Nasty has all of his.
Soup of any kind
Pasta of any kind
Kasha of any kind
Mashed potato rissoles with some filling
Chicken Pojarski (this is just minced-chicken patties, nothing fancy -
and it does not taste remotely similar to any chicken he might have
tried)
Pease pudding
Cottage pudding or hachis Parmentier (this is just layered mashed
potatoes and minced meat)
Various egg or egg-based dishes
Victor
Bill wouldn't know his way around a kitchen, period. He's elderly and has
never had to lift a finger to help himself. No offense to him, I really
enjoy his company, but he's helpless and clueless when it comes to the
culinary arts. :~)
I think we've nailed the menu, thanks to you all.
Day 1 - Lunch. Meatball sub
Day 1 - Dinner. Spinach & ground beef lasagna
Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.
Day 2 - Lunch. Twice baked loaded potato
Day 2 - Dinner. Kalua pig pulled pork with roasted garlic mashed potatoes
and either wilted cabbage or peas
Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.
Day 3 - Lunch. Macaroni & cheese (homemade)
Day 3 - Dinner. Left over kalua pig enchiladas with corn and beans
Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.
Day 4 - Lunch. Chili or stew
Day 4 - Dinner. Leftovers - there will be leftovers!
Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.
Day 5 - I hope there won't be one! LOL. If there is I'm going to want
fondue with a nice, crusty bread.
The way I have this planned out, I should be using up the same ingredients
on consecutive days, so it won't be outrageously expensive.
I thank you all for your suggestions, they were WONDERFUL! My father-in-law
is so happy as well as my Uncle Nasty. They can't wait a month for me to
cook, to be honest. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
kili
>Anyone have any ideas on what to cook for an old, toothless, tired, picky,
>crotchety, retired hillbilly?
From one hillbilly to another -- the holy trinity of beans, greens,
and cornbread.
Pinto beans cooked slowly until they are soft and creamy.
Vegetables cooked slowly until they are tender and flavorful --
greens, green beans, summer squash. Add some little new red potatoes
to the green beans.
Cornbread with all of the above to sop up the juices.
This is pure comfort food and nourishing to the body and soul.
You mentioned he likes ground beef -- maybe you could do a beef-a-roni
/ goulash kind of dish with macaroni, tomatoes, and ground beef. I
bet he would like hamburger gravy over biscuits, toast, rice, or
mashed potatoes.
What about a good vegetable or vegetable/beef soup and cornbread?
Tara
>>> Swedish meatballs with lingonberry jam.
>> Um, I don't think lingonberries are common in Florida.
>>
>>
>>
>
> raspberry jam is a known sub for lingonberries.
>
I saw various lingonerry jams for sale at the market today and at the
commissary just yesterday. Look in the import aisle.
if the dog is only fed a hamburger each night,he's not going to be around
very long, or he's gonna have a few health problems :-(
<hoping he's getting something else in addition to that!>
Kili, at the risk of being rude and I'll try to put this delicately: it
sounds like "Mom" is an undermotivated and uninspired cook? So maybe he's
not fond of these things because she's been desecrating them for years?
With your good skills, I'll bet the old boy will be BEGGING for mushrooms
and chicken and meat loaf (once he gets over the PTSD) and all manner of
high falutin' stuff :-)
TammyM, hope I didn't offend
Ooooo! And speaking of pudding, how 'bout some homemade bread pudding?
I'll bet he swoons.
TammyM
You didn't offend at all!!!! He's looking forward to me cooking, actually.
He wants something different. I can't wait to open his eyes. :~)
kili
>I'm going to have to baby-sit my father-in-law, Bill,
OK...
>and my mother-in-law's Uncle Nasty in about a month.
I hope you won't let that man into your house without a *clothing
required* clause in the contract.
;)
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kili doesn't have access to a military commissary.
I'm going to have to stay there for almost 5 days; I'm hoping he'll know
better. :~)
kili
>
> Bill wouldn't know his way around a kitchen, period. He's elderly and has
> never had to lift a finger to help himself. No offense to him, I really
> enjoy his company, but he's helpless and clueless when it comes to the
> culinary arts. :~)
>
> I think we've nailed the menu, thanks to you all.
>
> Day 1 - Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.
>
> Day 2 - Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.
>
> Day 3 - Lunch. > Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.
>
> Day 4 - Lunch. Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.
Okay everyone, can we help out poor Tara now? The poor dog is
getting the same treatment Bill was getting.
John Kane Kingston ON Canada
LOL, I know! My mother-in-law lost her dog last year to the tainted food
thing and now that she acquired Tara, (a LARGE rottweiler puppy) she's not
taking chances. She makes a hamburger or two for Tara every night with some
rice, and gives her vitamin doggy supplements from the vet. Tara's healthy
and her coat is really shiny, so it seems to work. (This is partly why Bill
gets stuck with hamburgers, too. If she's going to make it for the dog,
that's what Bill gets.)
kili
My grampa didn't have any teeth for as long as I can remember. The only
things I know of for sure he couldn't eat were apple peelings, raw carrots
and nuts. He ate pretty much every thing else.
Ms P
Bill's just *really* picky! All I know is that he doesn't want a burger
patty! LOL.
kili
Baked cheese grits???? <VBG>
Sky
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>> Day 1 - Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.
>>
>> Day 2 - Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.
>>
>> Day 3 - Lunch. > Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.
>>
>> Day 4 - Lunch. Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.
>
>Okay everyone, can we help out poor Tara now? The poor dog is
>getting the same treatment Bill was getting.
It's okay, I like hamburger patties. But don't call me a dog!
Tara
World Market carries it. So do many supermarkets, sometimes with the
"gourmet" jams if the store shelves them separately from regular ones.
gloria p
i hope bill has a shiny coat as well.
your pal,
blake
Good girl! I'd never do that.
Well, that much is true.
Tara
>
> Anyone have any ideas on what to cook for an old, toothless, tired, picky,
> crotchety, retired hillbilly?
Lots of soups (split pea, potato-with-bacon, etc.)
Grilled-cheese sandwiches
Pot roast
Your kalua pork (seems like it looks as tender as hamburgers or more so)
Twice-baked potatoes with lots of cheese
Sloppy joes
Omelettes
You're a good girl, kili dear.
Serene