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kilikini

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May 14, 2008, 1:12:07 PM5/14/08
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I'm going to have to baby-sit my father-in-law, Bill, and my mother-in-law's
Uncle Nasty in about a month. My father-in-law has very few teeth left, my
Uncle Nasty has all of his. All my mother-in-law makes for her spousal unit
is a hamburger patty *every* night. He's up for something different, but
he's really, really picky. I suggested lasagna and his eyes lit up. He
said, "Ms. Tipton hasn't made that for me in YEARS!" Okay, so lasagna's on
the menu. He said he loves spinach, so I'll probably add that to the
lasagna sauce (I'm going to sneak in ricotta, although he claims he doesn't
like it). Meanwhile, Uncle Nasty has all of his teeth and he likes to eat
just about anything.

Bill doesn't like mushrooms, he doesn't eat broccoli, he's not into eggs or
fruit and he's not particularly fond of pasta, but he likes lasagna. My
mother-in-law said to me, "Oh, you can always make a meatloaf!" Bill looked
at me and grimaced. I think he's kind of over the ground beef thing since
it's all he's been eating, every day, for a few years, now.

Anyone have any ideas on what to cook for an old, toothless, tired, picky,
crotchety, retired hillbilly? I could stuff crepes, I can do anything, but
he's into very simple fare. He's looking forward to a change, though, I
tell you what, and I intend to give him one. I'll be there 4 or 5 days. I
know he likes grits, so I've got to re-learn how to make them, but he
doesn't eat chicken, fish or any kind of shellfish. My mother-in-law will
put salad in a blender for him and he "drinks" that. *I* really don't want
to go that route.

Any ideas are welcomed. They're buying the groceries, I just have to cook
it up.

kili


Dimitri

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May 14, 2008, 1:24:54 PM5/14/08
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White or regular chili with Cornbread

Cottage cheese salad (CC & caned fruit cocktail)

Waffles or pancakes for dinner (enough syrup & butter will make'em soft)

Grilled cheese

Kraft or home made overcooked Mac & Cheese

Don't forget the ice cream & cake


Dimitri

kilikini

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May 14, 2008, 1:37:58 PM5/14/08
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Chili, oh my gosh, I should have thought of that. Mac N Cheese would be
perfect, too. Thanks, Dimitri!

kili


Giusi

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> Dimitri wrote:
>>> Any ideas are welcomed. They're buying the groceries, I just have
>>> to cook it up.
>>>
>>> kili

Dimitri is good, yeah. Minestrone is great with cornbread, too. I betcha
he'd like ravioli if he likes lasagna. Spinach soufflé is one of my faves.
Chicken breast meat, sliced, sautéed briefly in butter then pan deglazed
with tiniest amount of white wine is our family stand by for people with
mouth problems. We call it Angels' Tongues.


Lou Decruss

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May 14, 2008, 1:48:24 PM5/14/08
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On Wed, 14 May 2008 13:12:07 -0400, "kilikini"
<kili...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:

>Anyone have any ideas on what to cook for an old, toothless, tired, picky,
>crotchety, retired hillbilly?

>Any ideas are welcomed. They're buying the groceries, I just have to cook
>it up.
>
>kili

Have them spring for the fixins for tamales. Make some guac and
salsa, and make some beans. If the old crab doesn't like it let him
go hungry. Meanwhile make a gozzilion tamales to freeze. <eg>

Lou

Mark Thorson

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May 14, 2008, 2:12:51 PM5/14/08
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kilikini wrote:
>
> Anyone have any ideas on what to cook for an old, toothless, tired, picky,
> crotchety, retired hillbilly? I could stuff crepes, I can do anything, but
> he's into very simple fare. He's looking forward to a change, though, I
> tell you what, and I intend to give him one. I'll be there 4 or 5 days. I
> know he likes grits, so I've got to re-learn how to make them, but he
> doesn't eat chicken, fish or any kind of shellfish. My mother-in-law will
> put salad in a blender for him and he "drinks" that. *I* really don't want
> to go that route.
>
> Any ideas are welcomed. They're buying the groceries, I just have to cook
> it up.

Mashed potatoes with gravy and meatballs.

Spaghetti and meatballs.

Corn chowder with meatballs.

Meatball sandwiches.

Swedish meatballs with lingonberry jam.

jmcquown

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May 14, 2008, 2:11:57 PM5/14/08
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Mark Thorson wrote:
> kilikini wrote:
>>
>> Anyone have any ideas on what to cook for an old, toothless, tired,
>> picky, crotchety, retired hillbilly? he doesn't eat chicken, fish or any

>> kind of shellfish. My mother-in-law will put salad in a blender for
>> him and he "drinks" that. *I* really don't want to go that route.
>>
>> Any ideas are welcomed. They're buying the groceries, I just have
>> to cook it up.
>
> Swedish meatballs with lingonberry jam.

Um, I don't think lingonberries are common in Florida.


Dimitri

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May 14, 2008, 2:17:21 PM5/14/08
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<snip>


>>> kili
>>
>>
>> White or regular chili with Cornbread
>>
>> Cottage cheese salad (CC & caned fruit cocktail)
>>
>> Waffles or pancakes for dinner (enough syrup & butter will make'em
>> soft)
>> Grilled cheese
>>
>> Kraft or home made overcooked Mac & Cheese
>>
>> Don't forget the ice cream & cake
>>
>>
>> Dimitri
>
> Chili, oh my gosh, I should have thought of that. Mac N Cheese would be
> perfect, too. Thanks, Dimitri!
>
> kili


My pleasure.

Dimitri

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kilikini

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I like the minestrone with cornbread idea. That could work! He could soak
the cornbread. Minestrone is easy to make and I've got beef stock and
chicken stock - homemade. I could use either. I wonder if Bill would eat a
souffle'. Hmmmmm. Thanks, Giusi!

(You folks are *so* helpful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

kili


John Kane

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May 14, 2008, 2:26:51 PM5/14/08
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It's a bit difficult to know exactly what simple fare means, anyway it
might be worth while trying to expand your poor FIL's food range a
bit.

Cheese and bacon (finely diced) omlette?

Braised short ribs ( cooked til the meat is fallling off the bones)

Spare ribs and saurkraut

Tortière with lots of gravy

Pea soup with lots of diced ham.

Spanakopita ( includes spinach though the feta might be a bit much)

Roast pork (heavily overcooked, as my cousins used to do it, is pretty
easy to eat)

Mild Italian sauage ( sauage meat?) finely diced, mixed together
mashed potatoes and loaded with butter.

Eggs Benedict

Various stews ???

John Kane Kingston ON Canada


kilikini

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May 14, 2008, 2:28:15 PM5/14/08
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You're evil. LOL. I don't think he'd even have a clue as to what a tamale
is.

kili


kilikini

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May 14, 2008, 2:32:06 PM5/14/08
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He does like mashed potatoes and gravy! (My mother-in-law uses gravy from
the can. :-P) I can do meatballs, if he wants ground beef. I'll run it by
him. Heck, he needs to eat 3 meals a day he's so skinny, but he doesn't
because my mother-in-law pretty much quit cooking anything but ground beef
hockey pucks. I'm really looking forward to bringing on a change for him.
Thanks!

kili

kili


kilikini

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May 14, 2008, 2:32:31 PM5/14/08
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No, they're not, but the idea is good. :~)

kili


kilikini

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May 14, 2008, 2:38:45 PM5/14/08
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aem wrote:
> On May 14, 10:12 am, "kilikini" <kiliki...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
>> I'm going to have to baby-sit my father-in-law, Bill, ,,,,
>
> who doesn't like: ricotta,
> mushrooms,
> broccoli,
> eggs,
> fruit,
> pasta,
> things he can't chew,

> chicken,
> fish or any kind of shellfish.
>
> Such lists are often not as strongly felt as they seem. For the
> special occasion coming up, and if he's looking forward to a change,
> he would probably accept some of the things on the list in small
> quantities.
>
> My family dish of ground pork and peas over rice comes to mind. It
> has shiitake mushrooms but he could push them aside or he might eat
> them because they're different from button mushrooms (which it sounds
> like he only knows in their canned form). If that's of interest I
> could post the recipe.
>
> You could do that ground beef dish sometimes called American chop suey
> (which is also better with a mixture of beef and pork): meat, onion,
> garlic, peppers, tomatoes, cooked with rice or noodles, herbs of
> choice. A version I've posted before adds a can of creamed corn, as
> mentioned by MFK Fisher.
>
> If you're going to make grits, may as well make biscuits and (sausage)
> gravy, too.
>
> But gosh what a long list of unavailable foods. If it were me I'd be
> tempted to find some realy good example of each item on the list and
> just keep throwing them at him until he had to admit he liked some of
> them..... -aem

I tried asking him, aem, but my mother-in-law stepped in and insisted on
meatloaf, which, when mentioned Bill grimaced at me. My gosh, woman! Can't
you see this man needs variety????

Yeah, post your recipe for the ground pork and peas, please. So far, I'm
thinking Mac N cheese, lasagna, mashed potatoes and gravy, possibly
meatballs with homemade tomato sauce, and after that I'm at a loss. I have
about 10 main meals to make (lunches and suppers). Oh, and the dog is no
longer fed dog-food because my MIL's dog passed last year from the dog food
poisoning, so I have to make my MIL's new pooch a hamburger every night,
too. I'm going to be busy.

kili


Mark Thorson

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May 14, 2008, 2:45:58 PM5/14/08
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Cranberries are the closest substitute for lingonberries
I can think of. Lingonberries are rather tart, which
makes them a good accompaniment for meatballs.

kilikini

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May 14, 2008, 2:49:11 PM5/14/08
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You know, I wonder if I could oven-slow cook some pork. Get a butt or a
shoulder and slow cook it until it shreds. I think he'd eat that. I'm
thinking Kalua pig might be on the menu, now. Kalua pig is pork cooked in
the oven with chicken stock, water, sea salt and (gasp) liquid smoke. It's
normally served over cabbage and rice - Hawaiian style, but I can serve it
with shredded cabbage marinated in vinegar on the side, roasted garlic
mashed potatoes and use some of the liquid left in the pot to make gravy for
the potatoes.

Great idea, John! Thank you. (I have no idea why I didn't think of this
before. I need you guys.)

kili

TammyM

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> Any ideas are welcomed. They're buying the groceries, I just have to cook
> it up.

You've already received good suggestions and I just want to add what an
absolute ***sweetheart*** you are! I'm sure your FIL and Uncle Nasty
(brings back memories of Ilya Nastasi <sp?>) are over the moon with
appreciation.

God love ya, girl.

TammyM


kilikini

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May 14, 2008, 3:05:08 PM5/14/08
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Wow, thanks, Tammy!

kili


Randy

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May 14, 2008, 3:08:48 PM5/14/08
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kilikini wrote:> to go that route.

>
> Any ideas are welcomed. They're buying the groceries, I just have to cook
> it up.
>
> kili
>
>

How about chicken and dumplings, just shred the chicken fine. -RP

Mike

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"kilikini" <kili...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Anyone have any ideas on what to cook for an old, toothless, tired, picky,
> crotchety, retired hillbilly?
> kili

Sounds familiar.

How bout pinto beans and simmered with big smoked ham hocks?
I get the best ham hocks from a German deli (have them cut in half).

When finished cooking, strip the meat from the hocks and add to the beans.


hahabogus

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"Dimitri" <Dimi...@prodigy.net> wrote in news:YhFWj.4498$nl7.1434
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> White or regular chili with Cornbread
>
> Cottage cheese salad (CC & caned fruit cocktail)
>
> Waffles or pancakes for dinner (enough syrup & butter will make'em
soft)
>
> Grilled cheese
>
> Kraft or home made overcooked Mac & Cheese
>
> Don't forget the ice cream & cake
>
>
> Dimitri
>
>

pulled pork, kaluha pork...crockpot beef stew, beef hash, sausage patties
with potato croquettes. twice baked taters with all the fixins, spainish
rice, picnic pork shoulder done in a crockpot, pot roast, Mexican
lasagna. Perhaps a beef noodle casserole? Spaghetti with a meat sauce.

--

The house of the burning beet-Alan

A man in line at the bank kept falling over...when he got to a teller he
asked for his balance.

hahabogus

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"jmcquown" <jmcq...@bellsouth.net> wrote in
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raspberry jam is a known sub for lingonberries.

kilikini

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That might work. He's just not fond of chicken. If I can disguise it,
maybe.

kili


kilikini

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May 14, 2008, 3:23:21 PM5/14/08
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Okay, that's a lunch, right there. I'll bet he'd eat that! Thanks.

kili


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kilikini

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hahabogus wrote:
> "Dimitri" <Dimi...@prodigy.net> wrote in news:YhFWj.4498$nl7.1434
> @flpi146.ffdc.sbc.com:
>
>> White or regular chili with Cornbread
>>
>> Cottage cheese salad (CC & caned fruit cocktail)
>>
>> Waffles or pancakes for dinner (enough syrup & butter will make'em
>> soft)
>>
>> Grilled cheese
>>
>> Kraft or home made overcooked Mac & Cheese
>>
>> Don't forget the ice cream & cake
>>
>>
>> Dimitri
>>
>>
>
> pulled pork, kaluha pork...crockpot beef stew, beef hash, sausage
> patties with potato croquettes. twice baked taters with all the
> fixins, spainish rice, picnic pork shoulder done in a crockpot, pot
> roast, Mexican lasagna. Perhaps a beef noodle casserole? Spaghetti
> with a meat sauce.

Yeah, I think I'm going to do a pulled kalua pig-style pork. If I shred it
really finely, he'll eat it. Uncle Nasty (Chuck) will love it. Twice-baked
taters are an excellent lunch idea. I should have thought of that.

Thanks, Alan!

kili


Giusi

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> "jmcquown" <jmcq...@bellsouth.net> wrote in
> news:690od6F...@mid.individual.net:
>
>> Mark Thorson wrote:
>>> kilikini wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Anyone have any ideas on what to cook for an old, toothless, tired,
>>>> picky, crotchety, retired hillbilly? he doesn't eat chicken, fish or
>>>> any kind of shellfish. My mother-in-law will put salad in a blender
>>>> for him and he "drinks" that. *I* really don't want to go that
>>>> route.
>>>>
>>>> Any ideas are welcomed. They're buying the groceries, I just have
>>>> to cook it up.
>>>
>>> Swedish meatballs with lingonberry jam.
>>
>> Um, I don't think lingonberries are common in Florida.
>>
>>
>>
>
> raspberry jam is a known sub for lingonberries.
>
> --
>
> The house of the burning beet-Alan

Not by me! We who live without the cranberry depend on Ikea's
lingonberries.


kilikini

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aem wrote:
> On May 14, 11:38 am, "kilikini" <kiliki...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
> [snip]

>> Yeah, post your recipe for the ground pork and peas, please.
>
> Here's what I posted a couple of years ago. The recipe reads very
> long but it's mostly prep. Cooking is pretty fast. You will have to
> adjust the amount of pork and peas for the number of people. -
> aem
>
>
> Pork and Peas
>
>> Ingredients
>
>> 1 lb. ground pork
>> 2 TB garlic, chopped
>> 2 TB ginger, chopped
>> 4 scallions
>> 11 medium-size dried shiitake mushrooms, soaked in hot water until
>> soft 1 small can water chestnuts or 11 fresh, peeled and sliced
>> 1 cup frozen peas (regular size work better than petite)
>> soy sauce
>> rice wine or dry sherry or dry vermouth
>> fresh ground black pepper
>> sesame oil
>> 1 TB cornstarch mixed with 1 TB cold water
>
>
>> Mise en place
>
>> 1. Chop garlic and ginger. Set half of it aside.
>> 2. Mix pork with remaining garlic and ginger and 1 TB each soy sauce
>> and wine. Set aside.
>> 3. Slice mushrooms, squeeze excess water from them. Set aside.
>> Reserve soaking water.
>> 4. Drain, rinse and drain water chestnuts. Set aside.
>> 5. Microwave frozen peas for 2 minutes. Set aside.
>> 6. Slice scallions including as much green as still crisp. Set
>> aside.
>> 7. Mix cornstarch slurry. Set aside.
>
>> Process
>
>> 1. Heat a wok or other heavy pan over high heat. Add 1 or 2 TB
>> peanut oil. When the oil begins to produce wisps of smoke, add the
>> reserved garlic and ginger, then the pork and the mushrooms and
>> stirfry. Add a pinch of salt and a generous number of grinds of
>> black pepper. The pan must stay very hot to fry, not steam, the
>> meat.
>
>> 2. When the pork has all browned (2 or 3 minutes) add the peas.
>> Season with salt and pepper (and an optional pinch of sugar), then
>> stir in. Keep the heat high.
>
>> 3. Stir in the water chestnuts and scallions. Add the reserved
>> mushroom water (but not the debris that settled to the bottom). Let
>> it come to a boil. If there is less than at least 1 cup of liquid
>> add more water or chicken broth. You want a soupy consistency at
>> this point.
>
>> 4. Make a well in center of wok and add 1/4 tsp sesame oil and the
>> cornstarch slurry. Stir until it begins to thicken and glaze, then
>> give it all another stir, lower heat to simmer for a couple of
>> minutes, just until peas are fully cooked.
>
>> 5. Serve over steamed white rice.
>> --------------
>> Notes: 1. For this recipe, the fattier pork you can find, the
>> better. If you grind your own, use pork butt or shoulder and extra
>> fat.
>> 2. Canned water chestnuts are okay. Drain and rinse
>> them well in fresh cold water, then drain again. Fresh water
>> chestnuts are tedious to peel and slice but very much worth the
>> effort. If you are lucky enough to see them at an Asian market,
>> grab about eleven of them for this dish.
>> 3. A few snowpeas, sliced in half diagonally if large,
>> make a nice garnish. If using, fry them before step 1 for 20 - 30
>> seconds, then remove from wok.

That sounds really good and right up my alley. Yum! Thank you!

kili


Kswck

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"kilikini" <kili...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
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> aem wrote:
>> On May 14, 10:12 am, "kilikini" <kiliki...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
>>> I'm going to have to baby-sit my father-in-law, Bill, ,,,,
>>
>> who doesn't like: ricotta,
>> mushrooms,
>> broccoli,
>> eggs,
>> fruit,
>> pasta,
>> things he can't chew,
>> chicken,
>> fish or any kind of shellfish.

>>> kili
>
>

How about haveing him help you in the kitchen. Then let him make some
suggestions.


Victor Sack

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May 14, 2008, 5:53:20 PM5/14/08
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kilikini <kili...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:

> I'm going to have to baby-sit my father-in-law, Bill, and my mother-in-law's
> Uncle Nasty in about a month. My father-in-law has very few teeth left, my
> Uncle Nasty has all of his.

Soup of any kind
Pasta of any kind
Kasha of any kind
Mashed potato rissoles with some filling
Chicken Pojarski (this is just minced-chicken patties, nothing fancy -
and it does not taste remotely similar to any chicken he might have
tried)
Pease pudding
Cottage pudding or hachis Parmentier (this is just layered mashed
potatoes and minced meat)
Various egg or egg-based dishes

Victor

kilikini

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Bill wouldn't know his way around a kitchen, period. He's elderly and has
never had to lift a finger to help himself. No offense to him, I really
enjoy his company, but he's helpless and clueless when it comes to the
culinary arts. :~)

I think we've nailed the menu, thanks to you all.

Day 1 - Lunch. Meatball sub
Day 1 - Dinner. Spinach & ground beef lasagna
Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.

Day 2 - Lunch. Twice baked loaded potato
Day 2 - Dinner. Kalua pig pulled pork with roasted garlic mashed potatoes
and either wilted cabbage or peas
Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.

Day 3 - Lunch. Macaroni & cheese (homemade)
Day 3 - Dinner. Left over kalua pig enchiladas with corn and beans
Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.

Day 4 - Lunch. Chili or stew
Day 4 - Dinner. Leftovers - there will be leftovers!
Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.

Day 5 - I hope there won't be one! LOL. If there is I'm going to want
fondue with a nice, crusty bread.

The way I have this planned out, I should be using up the same ingredients
on consecutive days, so it won't be outrageously expensive.

I thank you all for your suggestions, they were WONDERFUL! My father-in-law
is so happy as well as my Uncle Nasty. They can't wait a month for me to
cook, to be honest. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

kili


Tara

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May 14, 2008, 8:03:26 PM5/14/08
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On Wed, 14 May 2008 13:12:07 -0400, "kilikini"
<kili...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:

>Anyone have any ideas on what to cook for an old, toothless, tired, picky,
>crotchety, retired hillbilly?

From one hillbilly to another -- the holy trinity of beans, greens,
and cornbread.

Pinto beans cooked slowly until they are soft and creamy.
Vegetables cooked slowly until they are tender and flavorful --
greens, green beans, summer squash. Add some little new red potatoes
to the green beans.
Cornbread with all of the above to sop up the juices.
This is pure comfort food and nourishing to the body and soul.

You mentioned he likes ground beef -- maybe you could do a beef-a-roni
/ goulash kind of dish with macaroni, tomatoes, and ground beef. I
bet he would like hamburger gravy over biscuits, toast, rice, or
mashed potatoes.

What about a good vegetable or vegetable/beef soup and cornbread?

Tara

Goomba38

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May 14, 2008, 8:10:49 PM5/14/08
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hahabogus wrote:

>>> Swedish meatballs with lingonberry jam.
>> Um, I don't think lingonberries are common in Florida.
>>
>>
>>
>
> raspberry jam is a known sub for lingonberries.
>

I saw various lingonerry jams for sale at the market today and at the
commissary just yesterday. Look in the import aisle.

MG

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May 14, 2008, 8:49:18 PM5/14/08
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Oh, and the dog is no
> longer fed dog-food because my MIL's dog passed last year from the dog
> food poisoning, so I have to make my MIL's new pooch a hamburger every
> night, too. I'm going to be busy.
>
> kili
>

if the dog is only fed a hamburger each night,he's not going to be around
very long, or he's gonna have a few health problems :-(

<hoping he's getting something else in addition to that!>


TammyM

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Kili, at the risk of being rude and I'll try to put this delicately: it
sounds like "Mom" is an undermotivated and uninspired cook? So maybe he's
not fond of these things because she's been desecrating them for years?
With your good skills, I'll bet the old boy will be BEGGING for mushrooms
and chicken and meat loaf (once he gets over the PTSD) and all manner of
high falutin' stuff :-)

TammyM, hope I didn't offend


TammyM

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"Victor Sack" <azaz...@koroviev.de> wrote in message
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Ooooo! And speaking of pudding, how 'bout some homemade bread pudding?
I'll bet he swoons.

TammyM


kilikini

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May 14, 2008, 10:29:36 PM5/14/08
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You didn't offend at all!!!! He's looking forward to me cooking, actually.
He wants something different. I can't wait to open his eyes. :~)

kili


sf

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May 15, 2008, 1:59:01 AM5/15/08
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On Wed, 14 May 2008 13:12:07 -0400, "kilikini"
<kili...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:

>I'm going to have to baby-sit my father-in-law, Bill,

OK...

>and my mother-in-law's Uncle Nasty in about a month.

I hope you won't let that man into your house without a *clothing
required* clause in the contract.

;)

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jmcquown

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"Goomba38" <Goom...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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kili doesn't have access to a military commissary.


kilikini

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May 15, 2008, 7:14:16 AM5/15/08
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sf wrote:
> On Wed, 14 May 2008 13:12:07 -0400, "kilikini"
> <kili...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> I'm going to have to baby-sit my father-in-law, Bill,
>
> OK...
>
>> and my mother-in-law's Uncle Nasty in about a month.
>
> I hope you won't let that man into your house without a *clothing
> required* clause in the contract.
>
> ;)

I'm going to have to stay there for almost 5 days; I'm hoping he'll know
better. :~)

kili


Goomba38

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May 15, 2008, 8:51:01 AM5/15/08
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My point was that I was in two different stores yesterday and saw
it....so it might not be quite as difficult to get as one imagines?

John Kane

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May 15, 2008, 12:56:44 PM5/15/08
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On May 14, 7:54 pm, "kilikini" <kiliki...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:

>
> Bill wouldn't know his way around a kitchen, period.  He's elderly and has
> never had to lift a finger to help himself.  No offense to him, I really
> enjoy his company, but he's helpless and clueless when it comes to the
> culinary arts.  :~)
>
> I think we've nailed the menu, thanks to you all.
>

> Day 1 - Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.
>
> Day 2 - Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.
>
> Day 3 - Lunch. > Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.
>
> Day 4 - Lunch.   Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.

Okay everyone, can we help out poor Tara now? The poor dog is
getting the same treatment Bill was getting.


John Kane Kingston ON Canada

kilikini

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May 15, 2008, 1:26:11 PM5/15/08
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LOL, I know! My mother-in-law lost her dog last year to the tainted food
thing and now that she acquired Tara, (a LARGE rottweiler puppy) she's not
taking chances. She makes a hamburger or two for Tara every night with some
rice, and gives her vitamin doggy supplements from the vet. Tara's healthy
and her coat is really shiny, so it seems to work. (This is partly why Bill
gets stuck with hamburgers, too. If she's going to make it for the dog,
that's what Bill gets.)

kili


Ms P

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May 15, 2008, 1:30:06 PM5/15/08
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"kilikini" <kili...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
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> I'm going to have to baby-sit my father-in-law, Bill, and my
> mother-in-law's Uncle Nasty in about a month. My father-in-law has very
> few teeth left, my Uncle Nasty has all of his. All my mother-in-law makes
> for her spousal unit is a hamburger patty *every* night. He's up for
> something different, but he's really, really picky. I suggested lasagna
> and his eyes lit up. He said, "Ms. Tipton hasn't made that for me in
> YEARS!" Okay, so lasagna's on the menu. He said he loves spinach, so
> I'll probably add that to the lasagna sauce (I'm going to sneak in
> ricotta, although he claims he doesn't like it). Meanwhile, Uncle Nasty
> has all of his teeth and he likes to eat just about anything.
>
> Bill doesn't like mushrooms, he doesn't eat broccoli, he's not into eggs
> or fruit and he's not particularly fond of pasta, but he likes lasagna.
> My mother-in-law said to me, "Oh, you can always make a meatloaf!" Bill
> looked at me and grimaced. I think he's kind of over the ground beef
> thing since it's all he's been eating, every day, for a few years, now.

>
> Anyone have any ideas on what to cook for an old, toothless, tired, picky,
> crotchety, retired hillbilly? I could stuff crepes, I can do anything,
> but he's into very simple fare. He's looking forward to a change, though,
> I tell you what, and I intend to give him one. I'll be there 4 or 5 days.
> I know he likes grits, so I've got to re-learn how to make them, but he
> doesn't eat chicken, fish or any kind of shellfish. My mother-in-law will
> put salad in a blender for him and he "drinks" that. *I* really don't
> want to go that route.

>
> Any ideas are welcomed. They're buying the groceries, I just have to cook
> it up.
>
> kili

My grampa didn't have any teeth for as long as I can remember. The only
things I know of for sure he couldn't eat were apple peelings, raw carrots
and nuts. He ate pretty much every thing else.

Ms P

kilikini

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May 15, 2008, 1:40:33 PM5/15/08
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Bill's just *really* picky! All I know is that he doesn't want a burger
patty! LOL.

kili


Sky

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May 15, 2008, 5:53:34 PM5/15/08
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Baked cheese grits???? <VBG>

Sky
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Ultimate Kitchen Rule -- Cook's Choice

Tara

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May 15, 2008, 7:56:43 PM5/15/08
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On Thu, 15 May 2008 09:56:44 -0700 (PDT), John Kane
<jrkr...@gmail.com> wrote:

>> Day 1 - Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.
>>
>> Day 2 - Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.
>>
>> Day 3 - Lunch. > Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.
>>
>> Day 4 - Lunch.   Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.
>
>Okay everyone, can we help out poor Tara now? The poor dog is
>getting the same treatment Bill was getting.

It's okay, I like hamburger patties. But don't call me a dog!

Tara

Gloria P

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May 15, 2008, 9:30:47 PM5/15/08
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World Market carries it. So do many supermarkets, sometimes with the
"gourmet" jams if the store shelves them separately from regular ones.

gloria p

blake murphy

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May 16, 2008, 2:33:39 PM5/16/08
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i hope bill has a shiny coat as well.

your pal,
blake

blake murphy

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May 16, 2008, 2:35:05 PM5/16/08
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On Thu, 15 May 2008 19:56:43 -0400, Tara <jarv...@ix.netcom.com>
wrote:

bitch.

your pal,
blake

John Kane

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May 16, 2008, 3:55:08 PM5/16/08
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On May 15, 7:56 pm, Tara <jarvi...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> On Thu, 15 May 2008 09:56:44 -0700 (PDT), John Kane
>
> <jrkrid...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> Day 1 - Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.
>
> >> Day 2 - Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.
>
> >> Day 3 - Lunch. > Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.
>
> >> Day 4 - Lunch.   Hamburger patty for the dog, Tara.
>
> >Okay everyone, can we help out poor Tara now?  The poor dog is
> >getting the same  treatment Bill was getting.
>
> It's okay, I like hamburger patties.  But don't call me a dog!
>
> Tara

Good girl! I'd never do that.

Tara

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May 16, 2008, 7:58:37 PM5/16/08
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Well, that much is true.

Tara

pfoley

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May 17, 2008, 11:41:26 AM5/17/08
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"kilikini" <kili...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
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> I'm going to have to baby-sit my father-in-law, Bill, and my
mother-in-law's
> Uncle Nasty in about a month. My father-in-law has very few teeth left,
my
> Uncle Nasty has all of his. All my mother-in-law makes for her spousal
unit
> is a hamburger patty *every* night. He's up for something different, but
> he's really, really picky. I suggested lasagna and his eyes lit up. He
> said, "Ms. Tipton hasn't made that for me in YEARS!" Okay, so lasagna's
on
============
Home made corn chowder with biscuits
Cream of tomato soup with cheese and crackers
Cheese, tomato and pepper Omelette with home fries
French Toast and sausages
Golden Rod Egg ( white sauce with hard boiled egg whites mixed in poured
over buttered toast with the hard boiled yokes pushed through a sifter and
sprinkled over the top.
Chicken a la king over patty shells with frozen peas added
Also, she might not make meatloaf so the meatloaf idea might be a good idea
served with mashed potatoes, buttered spinach and tomato sauce or a little
barbecue sauce lightly covering the the meatloaf


>


Serene

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May 17, 2008, 10:42:45 AM5/17/08
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kilikini wrote:

> Anyone have any ideas on what to cook for an old, toothless, tired, picky,
> crotchety, retired hillbilly?

Lots of soups (split pea, potato-with-bacon, etc.)
Grilled-cheese sandwiches
Pot roast
Your kalua pork (seems like it looks as tender as hamburgers or more so)
Twice-baked potatoes with lots of cheese
Sloppy joes
Omelettes

You're a good girl, kili dear.

Serene

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