On Sun, 19 Jul 2020 16:31:45 -0700 (PDT),
jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
>Bruce wrote:
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>> Yes. I only read manuals if all else fails and the house is
>> practically on fire.
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>How about a manifesto? How long does it have to be?
I could handle one page in big letters.
>Do you have to be a mass murderer to qualify?
Uhm... I don't think that matters in this particular case.
>How about boardgame instructions? Or how to set a wrist watch.
I have a wrist watch that came with a tiny book. I ended up buying
another wrist watch that came without a book.
>Some of them are really poorly written. Or maybe it's impossible to write them otherwise.
It was also very small print. Reading that felt like work. Also, not
many pictures.
>Manuals are funny. I used to drive cab and had a personal who'd have me drive her around in her own car. She let me take it home some nights. But I was on a leash, of course. Anyway, one night I parked outside her place waiting for her to come out, going to the hospital. It was cold out. I wanted to keep the car running for heat but also wanted to turn off the exterior lights so they wouldn't shine into people's windows. But it wouldn't let me do it. I tried all kinds of stuff and could not keep the lights off without keeping the car turned off. I thought I tried everything.
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>She had a manual in the glove compartment. I looked under lights. Finally I got to the part where it said if you want to keep the lights off and the car running you will need to turn off the car and then restart it with your foot on the brake. Something really simple that never entered my mind. So that was a case where the manual came in handy. But it was a good manual. Mostly I prefer to avoid them, or to open them up and study them in a relaxed environment when time is not an issue. Patience is required, no doubt about it. It says so in the manual.
Yes, you really need the manual if what you have to do isn't
intuitive. Hopefully, you don't have to read half the manual before
you find what you need. Long live the index.