I just Nordictracked to:

[John Kuthe]

1. The Dead Boys "Young, Loud and Snotty"
2. Part of Iggy's "Funhouse" 

John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

[Hank Rogers]

John Kuthe wrote:
> 1. The Dead Boys "Young, Loud and Snotty"

> 2. Part of Iggy's "Funhouse"Â
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>

Did you remember to double shave your glabrous crotch? Take
sudafed? Shit first?

[Ophelia]

One of the major changes to my masturbation habits came in high school. I
had been left uncircumcised by my parents, a decision that I disagreed with. I
always wanted to be like everybody else — I thought the circumcised penis l
ooked cleaner, and I knew from my own experience with smegma that
circumcised penises were cleaner. When I was 15, I had the courage to bring
it up to my doctor at a physical. He advised against it, but he wrote me a referral
to a urologist anyway. I was determined to get circumcised, and a few months
later, I went under the knife. It wasn't as bad as people make it out to be — yeah, I
walked a little funny for a few weeks afterward, and at first the head rubbing up
against my boxers all the time bothered me. But through it all, I had a sense of
excitement about my new penis. About 10 days after the operation (probably the
longest time I've gone without masturbating), I lubed up with AquaLube, a water-
based lube I got at a drugstore, and gently masturbated my newly circumcised
penis. It was amazingly intense — one of the best orgasms I'd ever had. Over the
next few weeks, as my penis healed, I quickly learned how to masturbate again,
and things pretty much went back to normal. Whereas before I would masturbate
by pumping the foreskin, to masturbate dry after the circumcision, I pump the
remaining shaft skin (my circumcision is pretty tight, at my request, but there is
still just enough loose skin to work with) while rubbing the head and especially the
corona. Sometimes I lube up and just let my hand glide back and forth over my
penis; while this provides a smooth and continuous source of pleasure building
up, I find the orgasm a bit inadequate. Pulling on the shaft itself always gives
me the most intense pleasure — so for the best sessions, I lube up but still pump
the skin back and forth, giving me a slick and smooth ride up but a strong orgasm
in the end. My sessions are usually either very brief (under 5 minutes) in the
mornings or mid-day when I just need to relieve the tension, or very long and
pleasurable (40 minutes to several hours) when I have the free time to browse
all sorts of erotic material.

I've always been uninhibited about releasing my urge whenever I need to. When
I feel the urge, I find a place as soon as I can to defuse the tension. I remember
masturbating in a department store dressing room when I must have been only
12 or so. I've also masturbated in airplane lavatories, public restrooms of all
sorts (including at church when I used to go), and more recently, in my car while
driving when I just couldn't wait.

As a college student today, I still masturbate daily but with little forethought or
afterthought. It's just part of my daily life and part of who I am. Sometimes I masturbate
under the covers after my roommate has fallen asleep; often, I masturbate in
the bathroom and shower.

I masturbate to all sorts of stimuli: sometimes with porn, often with other erotica, or
sometimes just to the pleasure of masturbation itself. I have many different kinds of
lube — silicone, oil, and water-based, and some sex toys, too — vibrators, an artificial
vagina sleeve, a genital ring, and some anal toys. I have so many options now to make
whatever kind of experience I want. I usually masturbate dry, pulling up and down what
shaft skin I have left while rubbing the corona and penis head. Usually I rub the area
right beneath the scrotum; sometimes, if I'm in the shower, I massage my anus, too.
I always do these because I've learned over the years that they make my orgasms great.

A note on frequency: I've tried to cut down in a swap of quantity for quality.
(Those orgasms are just so much better after not masturbating for a few
days.) "Tried" is the operative word, because I always seem to end up
masturbating anyway. I've pretty much given up; in the end, the orgasms are still great.

Reading what I've written here, it's already difficult to get my hand back to the
keyboard just to finish typing. Masturbation is a beautiful thing — keep on masturbating!

[John Kuthe]

On Friday, September 17, 2021 at 2:31:59 PM UTC-5, Ophelia wrote:
> On Friday, September 17, 2021 at 2:12:57 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
> > John Kuthe wrote:
> > > 1. The Dead Boys "Young, Loud and Snotty"
> > > 2. Part of Iggy's "Funhouse"Â
> > >
> > > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> > >
> >
> > Did you remember to double shave your glabrous crotch? Take
> > sudafed? Shit first?
> One of the major changes to my masturbation habits came in high school. I
> had been left uncircumcised by my parents, a decision that I disagreed with. I

...

I never knew a male/man named Ophelia! No value judgements about it, I'm just saying! :-)


John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

[Michael Trew]

On 9/17/2021 6:25 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> On Friday, September 17, 2021 at 2:31:59 PM UTC-5, Ophelia wrote:
>> On Friday, September 17, 2021 at 2:12:57 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
>>> John Kuthe wrote:
>>>> 1. The Dead Boys "Young, Loud and Snotty"
>>>> 2. Part of Iggy's "Funhouse"Â
>>>>
>>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>>>
>>>
>>> Did you remember to double shave your glabrous crotch? Take
>>> sudafed? Shit first?
>> One of the major changes to my masturbation habits came in high school. I
>> had been left uncircumcised by my parents, a decision that I disagreed with. I

> ....

>
> I never knew a male/man named Ophelia! No value judgements about it, I'm just saying! :-)
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

Ugh.. trolls feeding trolls.

[Bruce 3.2]

On Fri, 17 Sep 2021 18:57:47 -0400, Michael Trew
<michae...@att.net> wrote:

>> I never knew a male/man named Ophelia! No value judgements about it, I'm just saying! :-)
>>
>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>
>Ugh.. trolls feeding trolls.

If John's a troll, he has all the RFC vultures by the balls. And he's
squeezing hard.

[Michael Trew]

Well, he's not a troll, but he might as well be. The difference is,
that John doesn't know he's a troll.

Alternative, he might, and he might even get a kick out of it. It's
hard to tell.

[Bruce 3.2]

On Fri, 17 Sep 2021 19:40:52 -0400, Michael Trew

<michae...@att.net> wrote:

>On 9/17/2021 7:08 PM, Bruce 3.2 wrote:
>> On Fri, 17 Sep 2021 18:57:47 -0400, Michael Trew
>> <michae...@att.net> wrote:
>>
>>>> I never knew a male/man named Ophelia! No value judgements about it, I'm just saying! :-)
>>>>
>>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>>
>>> Ugh.. trolls feeding trolls.
>>
>> If John's a troll, he has all the RFC vultures by the balls. And he's
>> squeezing hard.
>
>Well, he's not a troll, but he might as well be. The difference is,
>that John doesn't know he's a troll.
>
>Alternative, he might, and he might even get a kick out of it. It's
>hard to tell.

He's many things, but not a troll. He doesn't stir for the sake of
stirring.

[John Kuthe]

A stirred pot is more interesting!

I like things to be interesting.


John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Friday, September 17, 2021 at 7:12:12 PM UTC-5, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
>
> A stirred pot is more interesting!
>
> I like things to be interesting.
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>

https://i.postimg.cc/j2TnmmS7/Lick-The-Spoon.jpg

[Pamela]

Huh? All John's thread starters are designed to elicit a response.

[Bruce 3.2]

His posts stir up the vultures, but he's just seeking attention. He's
not posting to get people's goat.

[Bryan Simmons]

We are predators, out for live blood. You are the vulture.

--Bryan

[Ophelia]

Why do you need to be so disgusting?

[Cindy Hamilton]

On Saturday, September 18, 2021 at 9:19:03 AM UTC-4, Ophelia wrote:

> Why do you need to be so disgusting?

Because he wants exactly the reaction that you gave him.

Cindy Hamilton

[Bryan Simmons]

And *she* quoted the entire passage.
>
> Cindy Hamilton

--Bryan

[Michael Trew]

..And he just proved Bruce wrong.. lol

[Michael Trew]

Um... he's most certainly seeking attention.. that's clear as day. Did
you miss the disgusting video links that he's posted lately captioned
"DON'T LOOK"?

[Bruce 3.2]

I would protest if I knew what you were on about.

[Bruce 3.2]

On Sat, 18 Sep 2021 09:39:41 -0400, Michael Trew

No, I killfiled him recently, when he started his TMI offensive. I
also wouldn't have clicked the links, but you must have other
interests than me :)

[Mike Duffy]

On Sun, 19 Sep 2021 04:34:50 +1000, Bruce 3.2 wrote:

> I would protest if I knew what you were on about.

Even I could figure out he means John is virtually brain-dead.

[Bruce 3.2]

LOL!

[Bruce 3.2]

Snipping quoted text is good and lots of people who don't do it,
should do it. But you're a bit over enthusiastic.

[Hank Rogers]

Isn't that common knowledge?

[jmcquown]

On 9/18/2021 9:18 AM, Ophelia wrote:

> On 17/09/2021 20:31, Ophelia wrote:
>> On Friday, September 17, 2021 at 2:12:57 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
>>> John Kuthe wrote:
>>>> 1. The Dead Boys "Young, Loud and Snotty"
>>>> 2. Part of Iggy's "Funhouse"Â
>>>>
>>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>>>
>>>
>>> Did you remember to double shave your glabrous crotch? Take
>>> sudafed? Shit first?
>>
>>
>> One of the major changes to my masturbation

(major snippage)

>
> Why do you need to be so disgusting?

Why did you feel the need to quote the entire rididulous rant?

Jill

[Michael Trew]

On 9/18/2021 9:31 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> On Saturday, September 18, 2021 at 8:21:27 AM UTC-5, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> On Saturday, September 18, 2021 at 9:19:03 AM UTC-4, Ophelia wrote:
>>
>>> Why do you need to be so disgusting?
>> Because he wants exactly the reaction that you gave him.

Bingo

> And *she* quoted the entire passage.

Bingo (X2)

> --Bryan

If you're going to respond to trolls, please at least delete the quote
before replying. No one wants to read that filth.

[Michael Trew]

I can assure you that I didn't click the link, but based on others
reactions (that you didn't have kill-filed), It was likely quite
disgusting. Even Greg said he's done messing with John.. lol

[Bruce 3.2]

On Sat, 18 Sep 2021 23:54:24 -0400, Michael Trew

That would leave Jill, Joan, Alex, Janet UK and Cindy. A motley crew.

[Bryan Simmons]

Who do you think writes the "Ophelia" posts? Sure, he'll deny it...

--Bryan

[Bruce 3.2]

You're probably right.

[Janet]

In article <si6c61$b4b$5...@dont-email.me>, michae...@att.net says...

It's deliberate, she's been told about it scores of times, does the
fake-innocent "Ooops, sorry" act. Then she goes straight back to
requoting troll filth in full.

Trolls want everyone to read it, and Ophelia supports her troll pals
by requoting it. She works hand in glove with every troll, always has.


Janet UK

[Pamela]

I don't think it's a mistake. Mike often snips out text he finds
inconvenient.

[Bruce 3.2]

But his posts don't make sense without a bit of context.

[Bryan Simmons]

He does do that. I've noticed it too.

--Bryan

[Mike Duffy]

On Sun, 19 Sep 2021 12:10:44 +0100, Pamela wrote:

> I don't think it's a mistake. Mike often snips out text he finds
> inconvenient.

Good day, Pamela!

Sometimes my witticisms go over the heads of some readers. In this case,
it may be that you are not aware of relevant context from this and
numerous other threads, thus I will elaborate to return the favour you
gave me of a little chuckle with your comment above.

Some of the info here might make you squeamish, but you will have to take
it on faith that anything you feel (as a woman) reading this is eclipsed
by what any male will feel reading this.

John has recently progressed from Viagra (blue pills) to prostaglandin
injected directly into the penis via a hypodermic needle to enable him to
experience sexual arousal. Luckily for him (and also for ALL the nurses
in the St. Louis area), he is a registered nurse and thus can perform the
injections himself. Presumably, this will continue until he hits a nerve,
or overdoses and causes complete main organ failure.

Then Bryan & some others here will get their wish when John subsequently
kills himself because he will be unable to continue with the only thing
he feels he is still good at.

John said he liked the 'blue color' (referring to Viagra pills) but did
not specify an object for that adjective. Then he bragged about his
glorious erections. Dsi1 said he was worried about something or other, so
I took to opportunity to make a joke about being MORE worried about a
blue erection.

Does it make sense now?

[Michael Trew]

That depends. I do not thing that Greg writes the graphic sexual posts.
I don't get that vibe at all.

I've e-mailed multiple members of this group, and I've come to the
conclusion that the former "casa bona" troll now just posts here under
people's nyms. I've gone back years and looked at some of his posts,
the posting style on many forged posts is a dead ringer to those posted
under that nym back then.

Not all forged posts and "troll traffic" comes from him, but I think a
good deal of the explicit garbage does, as did the fake posts under my
name. I suspect that fellow is a very miserable, lonely man, that has
nothing better to do than harass people on Usenet. What a sad existence.

[GM]

"The wise man doesn't give the right answers - he poses the right questions..."

- Claude Levi-Strauss

;-)

--
GM

[Graham]

Not being able to get an erection could make one "blue" I suppose.

[Ophelia]

====

Yes!

[Ophelia]

Nahhh I have never supported you and you are the biggest one.

[Bryan Simmons]

You don't know him. Greg is one of the very few *capable* of writing them.

>
> I've e-mailed multiple members of this group, and I've come to the
> conclusion that the former "casa bona" troll now just posts here under
> people's nyms. I've gone back years and looked at some of his posts,
> the posting style on many forged posts is a dead ringer to those posted
> under that nym back then.
>
> Not all forged posts and "troll traffic" comes from him, but I think a
> good deal of the explicit garbage does, as did the fake posts under my
> name. I suspect that fellow is a very miserable, lonely man, that has
> nothing better to do than harass people on Usenet. What a sad existence.

--Bryan

"If you don’t like tamales, then there must be something wrong with you."
-- https://iamnm.com/traditional-new-mexico-red-chile-tamales/

[GM]

Tut - tut...unlike JK, I do *not* possess a depraved and dirty mind...

--
GM

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

I must burst your bubble and as disappointing as that may be to you,
I only post under the name of ItsJoanNotJoAnn. Dry your tears, it
wasn't me.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Sunday, September 19, 2021 at 5:50:48 AM UTC-5, Janet wrote:
>
> In article <si6c61$b4b$5...@dont-email.me>, michae...@att.net says...
> >

> > If you're going to respond to trolls, please at least delete the quote
> > before replying. No one wants to read that filth.
> >
> It's deliberate, she's been told about it scores of times, does the
> fake-innocent "Ooops, sorry" act. Then she goes straight back to
> requoting troll filth in full.
>
> Trolls want everyone to read it, and Ophelia supports her troll pals
> by requoting it. She works hand in glove with every troll, always has.
>
>
> Janet UK
>

*APPLAUSE*

[Ophelia]

LOLOL

[Bruce 3.2]

I said that if Greg stops messing with John, that leaves you and a few
others. What does "it wasn't me" have to do with that?

[Bruce 3.2]

On Sun, 19 Sep 2021 11:55:49 -0400, Michael Trew
<michae...@att.net> wrote:

>I've e-mailed multiple members of this group, and I've come to the
>conclusion that the former "casa bona" troll now just posts here under
>people's nyms. I've gone back years and looked at some of his posts,
>the posting style on many forged posts is a dead ringer to those posted
>under that nym back then.
>
>Not all forged posts and "troll traffic" comes from him, but I think a
>good deal of the explicit garbage does, as did the fake posts under my
>name. I suspect that fellow is a very miserable, lonely man, that has
>nothing better to do than harass people on Usenet. What a sad existence.

Agreed. You're getting the hang of things here. But Sqwertz and Greg
also post under other people's names or have done so in the past. Greg
does it all the time, actually.

[Bruce 3.2]

On Sun, 19 Sep 2021 18:43:04 +0100, Ophelia <Oph...@elsinore.me.uk>
wrote:

Yes. Janet UK's always looking for a nasty fight. That makes her a
troll.

[Bruce 3.2]

On Sun, 19 Sep 2021 20:00:18 +0100, Ophelia <Oph...@elsinore.me.uk>
wrote:

Joan's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

[Ophelia]

LOL neither is her pal, Janet;))))

[Bryan Simmons]

Maybe some folks here are stupid enough to believe that you aren't
capable of writing that.
>
> GM

[GM]

And who are you calling "stupid"... hmm...???

--
GM

[Pamela]

It's a dishonest way of debating.

[Pamela]

It would have been better not to snip excessively in the first place.

[Bruce 3.2]

Indeed. That's better and less subjective than writing a novel to
replace the context he snipped.

[Mike Duffy]

On Mon, 20 Sep 2021 00:14:19 +0100, Pamela wrote:

>> Does it make sense now?
>
> It would have been better not to snip excessively in the first place.

Since Joan & Bryan have recently expressed similar sentiments, I will try
to include more context in the future. NB: I believe Xnews has a
'Reconstruct thread' command making it easy for you in particular to back-
fetch upstream references.

[Bryan Simmons]

On Sunday, September 19, 2021 at 7:58:30 PM UTC-5, Mike Duffy wrote:
> On Mon, 20 Sep 2021 00:14:19 +0100, Pamela wrote:
>
> >> Does it make sense now?
> >
> > It would have been better not to snip excessively in the first place.
> Since Joan & Bryan have recently expressed similar sentiments, I will try
> to include more context in the future.
>

Thank you for that response. Honorable persons don't react defensibly
when their shortcomings are pointed out, but accept constructive criticism.
I'd like to think that I am similarly honorable.

[Bruce 3.2]

On Sun, 19 Sep 2021 19:06:28 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons
<bryang...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Sunday, September 19, 2021 at 7:58:30 PM UTC-5, Mike Duffy wrote:
>> On Mon, 20 Sep 2021 00:14:19 +0100, Pamela wrote:
>>
>> >> Does it make sense now?
>> >
>> > It would have been better not to snip excessively in the first place.
>> Since Joan & Bryan have recently expressed similar sentiments, I will try
>> to include more context in the future.
>>
>Thank you for that response. Honorable persons don't react defensibly
>when their shortcomings are pointed out, but accept constructive criticism.
>I'd like to think that I am similarly honorable.

Thanks for the laugh, Bryan! :)

[Ed Pawlowski]

On 9/19/2021 8:58 PM, Mike Duffy wrote:

> fetch upstream references.
>

Good idea.

[Pamela]

Reading Mike's post is like listening to an old man rambling around a
subject but never quite focussing on the point. Age has that effect on
some people.

[Pamela]

On 03:06 20 Sep 2021, Bryan Simmons said:

> On Sunday, September 19, 2021 at 7:58:30 PM UTC-5, Mike Duffy wrote:
>> On Mon, 20 Sep 2021 00:14:19 +0100, Pamela wrote:
>>
>> >> Does it make sense now?
>> >
>> > It would have been better not to snip excessively in the first
>> > place.
>> Since Joan & Bryan have recently expressed similar sentiments, I
>> will try
>
>> to include more context in the future.
>>
> Thank you for that response. Honorable persons don't react
> defensibly when their shortcomings are pointed out, but accept
> constructive criticism. I'd like to think that I am similarly
> honorable.
>
> --Bryan

I think you try to be honourable but your personality and habits often
take priority.

It's like the scorpion who couldn't help its own actions because it's in
their nature.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scorpion_and_the_Frog

[Bruce 3.2]

It's hilarious that Bryan, with the way he acts here, can think that
his even remotely honorable. That goes to show what a personality
disorder can do to a person. Bryan's not stupid, but he doesn't have
the slightest insight into his own behaviour.

[Bryan Simmons]

Your values are different from mine. I see honor in vengeance. That's
common in many cultures. Unlike the scorpion, I don't try to hide my
"nature." You, Bruce, are an anonymous troll. By comparison, I am an
open book. All we know about you is that you're a whiny little bitch.

[Bruce 3.2]

On Mon, 20 Sep 2021 03:16:44 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons
<bryang...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Monday, September 20, 2021 at 4:06:57 AM UTC-5, Bruce 3.2 wrote:
>> On Mon, 20 Sep 2021 09:45:46 +0100, Pamela
>> <pamela.priv...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >I think you try to be honourable but your personality and habits often
>> >take priority.
>> >
>> >It's like the scorpion who couldn't help its own actions because it's in
>> >their nature.
>> >
>> >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scorpion_and_the_Frog
>
>> It's hilarious that Bryan, with the way he acts here, can think that
>> his even remotely honorable. That goes to show what a personality
>> disorder can do to a person. Bryan's not stupid, but he doesn't have
>> the slightest insight into his own behaviour.
>>
>Your values are different from mine. I see honor in vengeance. That's
>common in many cultures. Unlike the scorpion, I don't try to hide my
>"nature." You, Bruce, are an anonymous troll. By comparison, I am an
>open book.

A book nobody wants to read. Just like the one you wrote.

[Cindy Hamilton]

On Monday, September 20, 2021 at 6:16:48 AM UTC-4, bryang...@gmail.com wrote:

> Your values are different from mine. I see honor in vengeance. That's
> common in many cultures.

Many tribal cultures. The West, however, has achieved success and stability
with a different approach:

<https://www.thriftbooks.com/w/the-weirdest-people-in-the-world-how-the-west-became-psychologically-peculiar-and-particularly-prosperous_joseph-henrich/26726468/item/46536383>

Cindy Hamilton

[Bryan Simmons]

We call vengeance, justice. Justice is this thing that brings "closure"
to victims and/or their kin.
>
> Cindy Hamilton

--Bryan

[Cindy Hamilton]

No, we don't. Justice is meted out in a court of law, with proportionate punishments
for the transgressor. You're a penny-ante vigilante.

You were "victimized" by annoying posts on Usenet. Get over yourself.

Cindy Hamilton

[Bryan Simmons]

I'm obviously not going to share some of the vengeances I've taken...

>
> You were "victimized" by annoying posts on Usenet. Get over yourself.
>

And I've confined my retaliation to Usenet.
>
> Cindy Hamilton

[Bruce 3.2]

On Mon, 20 Sep 2021 06:50:39 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons

<bryang...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Monday, September 20, 2021 at 8:43:09 AM UTC-5, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> On Monday, September 20, 2021 at 9:08:29 AM UTC-4, bryang...@gmail.com wrote:
>> > On Monday, September 20, 2021 at 7:58:14 AM UTC-5, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> > > On Monday, September 20, 2021 at 6:16:48 AM UTC-4, bryang...@gmail.com wrote:
>> > >
>> > > > Your values are different from mine. I see honor in vengeance. That's
>> > > > common in many cultures.
>> > > Many tribal cultures. The West, however, has achieved success and stability
>> > > with a different approach:
>> > >
>> > > <https://www.thriftbooks.com/w/the-weirdest-people-in-the-world-how-the-west-became-psychologically-peculiar-and-particularly-prosperous_joseph-henrich/26726468/item/46536383>
>> > >
>> > We call vengeance, justice. Justice is this thing that brings "closure"
>> > to victims and/or their kin.
>> No, we don't. Justice is meted out in a court of law, with proportionate punishments
>> for the transgressor. You're a penny-ante vigilante.
>>
>I'm obviously not going to share some of the vengeances I've taken...
>>
>> You were "victimized" by annoying posts on Usenet. Get over yourself.
>>
>And I've confined my retaliation to Usenet.

The Usenet everybody from the real world can read, you mean?

What makes you extra creepy is that you're such a coward.