Know who invented high heels?

[John Kuthe]

Men.

Men SUCK! :-(

John Kuthe...

[Jeßus]

On Wed, 15 Jul 2020 20:56:54 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
<johnk...@gmail.com> wrote:

>Men.
>
>Men SUCK! :-(

Men also made the guns used to force women to wear said high heels?

[Hank Rogers]

I wonder if he finally got a sex change operation?

[Ed Pawlowski]

Also invented the automobile and both men and women are free to use them
or not too. Freedom of choice.

[Bruce]

Q: What is a fart?

A: The lonely cry of an abandoned turd.

[Dave Smith]

Bruce wrote :

> Q: What is a fart?
>
> A: The lonely cry of an abandoned turd.
>

How do you know that you have a high sperm count?

She has to chew before she swallows.

[Sqwertz]

Same with panty hose, the bikini, and g-string underwear. Most
major trends in women's fashion design have almost always been led
my men (we'll let Marie Antoinette have the ball gown).

So what's your point?

-sw

[jmcquown]

On 7/15/2020 11:56 PM, John Kuthe wrote:

FWIW, men used to wear high heels, too. It's called a 'Louis' heel.

https://people.howstuffworks.com/culture-traditions/cultural-traditions/skinny-on-high-heels-men-wore-them-first.htm

tiny:

https://tinyurl.com/y5o27egc

Jill

[Cindy Hamilton]

I'm not so sure about men and panty hose. Having worn a girdle and stockings,
a garter belt and stockings, and panty hose, I'd rather wear the panty hose
Much more comfortable. Most comfortable of all is to just wear trousers.

Cindy Hamilton

[Gary]

Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>
> I'm not so sure about men and panty hose. Having worn a girdle and stockings,
> a garter belt and stockings, and panty hose, I'd rather wear the panty hose
> Much more comfortable. Most comfortable of all is to just wear trousers.

I worked with a guy years ago that wore his wifes old panty
hose rather than long underwear to stay warmer when working
outside in cold weather. I'm sure it did help insulate.

He did wear normal pants on top of that.

[Dave Smith]

That is a major difference between men and women. Women will allow
others to dictate what they should wear. I have to wonder when I come
across news stories about otherwise normal men getting involved in
these walk in their shoes stunts, putting on high heeled shoes in
support of women. I don't understand why women wear high heeled shoes,
or this idiotic shoes and boots with soles 3-4 inches thick. They can't
be comfortable and they are definitely unsafe, but some women will wear
them because they are in style.

We have seen a number of similarly idiotic fashion trends over the
years, like the padded shoulders of the 80s, bell bottoms in the 60s,
mini skirts one year and maxi skirts the next.

I consider myself lucky that my wife hates shopping and does not jump on
fashion bandwagons. She is more likely to buy very well made clothes
with classic lines that don't go out of style. She still has outfits
that she bought when we were first married. Here we are, almost 50
years later, and they still look good on her. A lot of women would have
replaces a series of out of style fad crap.

[Sheldon Martin]

On Fri, 17 Jul 2020 10:19:32 -0400, Gary <g.ma...@att.net> wrote:

>Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>
>> I'm not so sure about men and panty hose.
>

>I worked with a guy years ago that wore his wifes old panty
>hose rather than long underwear to stay warmer when working
>outside in cold weather. I'm sure it did help insulate.

Him and his wife were likely faggots.

Where my wife worked women couldn't have bare legs in the office,
Colgate Palmolive, 300 Park Avenue, so they all wore pantihose, except
my wife wore nylon stockings with garter belts... far more feminime
than pantihose... and I've been told pantihose are very uncomfortable.
She still often wears nylons with a garter belt to bed, with no
panties... but she always wears her bra to bed because removing it is
my reward... even at my age her bed clothes work every time. And yes
she wears a lick of mauve lipstick and a wee spritz of Opium in all
the right places. Gary has long ago been ready for the graveyard...
he's probably too cheap to buy a woman her undies and make up so
claims he doesn't like make up... I pay for my wife's undies and
Opium. She says I have excellent taste in bras.

[Jeßus]

On Thu, 16 Jul 2020 01:00:32 -0500, Hank Rogers <Nos...@invalid.com>
wrote:

Nah, he strikes me as more of a potential simp.

[Jeßus]

On Fri, 17 Jul 2020 13:21:56 -0400, Dave Smith
<adavid...@sympatico.ca> wrote:

>On 2020-07-17 9:48 a.m., Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> On Friday, July 17, 2020 at 9:27:00 AM UTC-4, Sqwertz wrote:
>>> On Wed, 15 Jul 2020 20:56:54 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe wrote:
>>>
>>> Same with panty hose, the bikini, and g-string underwear. Most
>>> major trends in women's fashion design have almost always been led
>>> my men (we'll let Marie Antoinette have the ball gown).
>>>
>>> So what's your point?
>>
>> I'm not so sure about men and panty hose. Having worn a girdle and stockings,
>> a garter belt and stockings, and panty hose, I'd rather wear the panty hose
>> Much more comfortable. Most comfortable of all is to just wear trousers.
>>
>
>That is a major difference between men and women. Women will allow
>others to dictate what they should wear.

Apart from a certain demographic of men who think wearing their pants
around their knees looks cool.

[Jeßus]

On Fri, 17 Jul 2020 09:42:57 -0400, jmcquown <j_mc...@comcast.net>
wrote:

Fashion was just awful back in those days, comfort and practicality
played no part in it (at least for the wealthy).

[jmcquown]

Of course not. But John Kuthe is the one bitching about MEN inventing
high heels. I'll bet he'd love to wear some of those fashions. Lots of
pink and purple. ;)

Jill

[Jeßus]

On Fri, 17 Jul 2020 17:47:30 -0400, jmcquown <j_mc...@comcast.net>
wrote:

If such fashion became another form of virtue-sigalling, John would
look like Louis XIV... aside from the purple pants.

[John Kuthe]

Nahh, I went through my flamboyant phase when I was 19 and still youthfully cute. Even painted my fingernails Slut Red for a while. When a friend asked me if I painted my nails to shock people or feel pretty I immediately said "Both!"

John Kuthe...

[John Kuthe]

Bryan and I outran some Lindbergh Football players across The Browns and I was wearing ladies size 7 open toed High Heel Sneakers! :-)

John Kuthe...

[Alex]

I doubt anyone would attack you for being gay - or bisexual - if you
just admit it and move on.

[Hank Rogers]

Popeye, we all dream of fucking an 80 year old mexican woman.

Yoose so lucky. Yoose get a knob job from Jose every night.

[Hank Rogers]

And Popeye would be the piss boy, carrying a pot around the courtyard.

[Bryan Simmons]

Opium is one if the few perfumes that I enjoy the smell of, but I prefer female bodies unadulterated. It's funny that you posted about your wife's *bedtime* garb. Hey, I'm not judging. I'm sex positive, and whatever enhances anyone's consensual sexual experiences is good in my book. Myself, I find any clothing the be obstructive, rather than enhancing.

--Bryan

[jmcquown]

Why drag Bryan into this? He's not the reason you made a senseless post
about high heels. You really need to grow up.

Jill

[Cindy Hamilton]

It's good to be the King.

Cindy Hamilton

[Gary]

Sheldon Martin wrote:
>
> On Fri, 17 Jul 2020 10:19:32 -0400, Gary <g.ma...@att.net> wrote:
>
> >Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> >>
> >> I'm not so sure about men and panty hose.
> >
> >I worked with a guy years ago that wore his wifes old panty
> >hose rather than long underwear to stay warmer when working
> >outside in cold weather. I'm sure it did help insulate.
>
> Him and his wife were likely faggots.
>
> Where my wife worked women couldn't have bare legs in the office,
> Colgate Palmolive, 300 Park Avenue, so they all wore pantihose, except
> my wife wore nylon stockings with garter belts... far more feminime
> than pantihose... and I've been told pantihose are very uncomfortable.
> She still often wears nylons with a garter belt to bed, with no
> panties... but she always wears her bra to bed because removing it is
> my reward... even at my age her bed clothes work every time. And yes
> she wears a lick of mauve lipstick and a wee spritz of Opium in all
> the right places. Gary has long ago been ready for the graveyard...

No offense to your nice wife but the thought of sexy clothes
and sex between an old couple in their 70's is not what I
want to envision. Your smut descriptions make me want to gag.

I can understand sex continuing occasionally with a couple that
have been married for many years. The physical bodies are shot
but the lifelong love and bond would make it good.

Even the close bond without any sex would be fine.

When I was young, the thought of having sex with a 67 year old
woman was not appealing to me. Now that I am 67, it's still
not appealing to me.

Funny old "Married with Children" episode:

Peg walks into the living room wearing a nightie.
"Oh Al.... let's go up to the bedroom."
Al whines: "PLEASE Peg, not today...it's my birthday"

And then the old "Two and a half Men" episode where
Charlie was so happy dating an older woman...until
her hot daughter showed up for a visit. LOL

[Gary]

"Jeßus" wrote:

>
> Dave Smith wrote:
> >That is a major difference between men and women. Women will allow
> >others to dictate what they should wear.
>
> Apart from a certain demographic of men who think wearing their pants
> around their knees looks cool.

That was an odd fad. Pulling them down low.
Also, the long shorts that go way below your knees.
I'm glad that fad ended too. Stupid looking things.

[Bruce]

On Sat, 18 Jul 2020 07:23:06 -0400, Gary <g.ma...@att.net> wrote:

>No offense to your nice wife but the thought of sexy clothes
>and sex between an old couple in their 70's is not what I
>want to envision. Your smut descriptions make me want to gag.
>
>I can understand sex continuing occasionally with a couple that
>have been married for many years. The physical bodies are shot
>but the lifelong love and bond would make it good.
>
>Even the close bond without any sex would be fine.
>
>When I was young, the thought of having sex with a 67 year old
>woman was not appealing to me. Now that I am 67, it's still
>not appealing to me.
>
>Funny old "Married with Children" episode:
>
>Peg walks into the living room wearing a nightie.
>"Oh Al.... let's go up to the bedroom."
>Al whines: "PLEASE Peg, not today...it's my birthday"
>
>And then the old "Two and a half Men" episode where
>Charlie was so happy dating an older woman...until
>her hot daughter showed up for a visit. LOL

Aren't we lucky that young women all love to have sex with older men?

[Bruce]

On Fri, 17 Jul 2020 20:44:18 -0500, Hank Rogers <Nos...@invalid.com>
wrote:

>Je?us wrote:
>> On Fri, 17 Jul 2020 17:47:30 -0400, jmcquown <j_mc...@comcast.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On 7/17/2020 5:26 PM, Je?us wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Fashion was just awful back in those days, comfort and practicality
>>>> played no part in it (at least for the wealthy).
>>>>
>>> Of course not. But John Kuthe is the one bitching about MEN inventing
>>> high heels. I'll bet he'd love to wear some of those fashions. Lots of
>>> pink and purple. ;)
>>
>> If such fashion became another form of virtue-sigalling, John would
>> look like Louis XIV... aside from the purple pants.
>>
>
>And Popeye would be the piss boy, carrying a pot around the courtyard.

Really Hank, is it satisfying to live like a parasite off other
people?

[Ed Pawlowski]

Kind pf a blanket statement. Sure, things droop, sag, and wrinkle, but
I still know a couple of women that age still attractive. You have to
keep the lights very low.

Yes, there is more to a relationship than sex too. Actually more
important than sex.

[Sheldon Martin]

Gary, with that statement it's obvious that you haven't been intimate
with a woman in forty years, likely even longer.

>Kind pf a blanket statement. Sure, things droop, sag, and wrinkle, but
>I still know a couple of women that age still attractive. You have to
>keep the lights very low.
>
>Yes, there is more to a relationship than sex too. Actually more
>important than sex.

When living with someone and seeing them every day you don't notice
the aging, at least I don't. Even pets show their age but when you
see them every day you don't notice the aging. It's when you don't
see someone for a long time, like even five years the aging is quite
noticeable. I see my wife every day, except when she goes to visit
the grands once or twice a year for two days. To me my wife looks the
same as she did the day I met her... she still weighs the same +/- 5
pounds, only now her hair color is out of a bottle, and it changes
slightly each time she goes to her hair dresser. I do realize that
people age and develop wrinkles and other blemishes, but we are made
so that over time eyesight fades so we don't readily see small
details, and in a dimly lighted room closely pressed together who can
see or notice wrinkles. When most people have sex they don't open
their eyes anyway, they rely on their other senses; touch, smell,
taste, hearing... I don't need to open my eyes to know it's my wife, I
know how she feels, how she smells, how she tastes, how she sounds,
same as a pet knows it's you. Human sight is the least acute of their
senses... and that's why paint companies spend a fortune on color
charts... humans have extremely poor memory for color, humans are
incapable of differentiating one shade of blue from another for more
than two seconds.. Sight is the least important sense humans have for
sexual arousal, all the other senses play a much more critical role.
For humans their voice, the words they say, and the sounds they make
are far more sexually stimulating than vision. In fact those who
spend too much energy on looking typically ruin their sexual
experience, they are searching very hard for a way to become turned
off... like Gary is hung up on women with wrinkles... like he has
none. Gary is checking out women's wrinkles because he pretends to be
blind to his own. I'm proud of how I look at my age, I've not yet met
a woman or a man who believes I'm 77. Most women 20 years my junior
think they're older than me. Most don't believe I'm 77, I have to
show my drivers license... and then some become arroused that a 77
year old man is ogling their 57 year old body... they simply don't
know that I check out every woman's bosom. A 57 year old woman has no
way of knowing that I consider her bosom to be about 45 years old
considering she didn't get it until she was about 12, so still has
plenty of good miles remaining on it for me to test drive. ;)

[Hank Rogers]

I guess it's like sniffing asses. Yoose just can't help it.

[Sqwertz]

... ... ... ... ... And this is the guy that was bitching about
superfluous commas just now.

-sw

[Bruce]

On Sat, 18 Jul 2020 16:08:33 -0500, Sqwertz <sqwe...@gmail.invalid>

If Sheldon had to apply for a job in writing, they'd only hire him as
a burger flipper.

[Hank Rogers]

Popeye doesn't realize the old gall wore garter stockings and no
panties so she could do faster service to the stock boys in the
supply rooms.

Don't have to take anything off, just spread legs, hump, get paid,
wipe crotch, then back to her desk ... Just like back in Mexico.

[Hank Rogers]

You don't think he could be trained as a Butt sniffer?

[Bruce]

'I can't SEE it, but I sure can SMELL it", lol!

[Gary]

Bruce wrote:
> Aren't we lucky that young women all love to have sex with older men?

Where did you hear that?

Probably from Sheldon's fantasies.

My age is a sad time to be single. I'm good friends with a
couple of attractive younger women (30's) but I don't
mistake their friendliness as a sign of "interest."

I accept "just friends." Better than nothing. I would
never embarrass myself to ask one out for a date.
I know my place.

[Bruce]

On Sun, 19 Jul 2020 06:26:01 -0400, Gary <g.ma...@att.net> wrote:

>Bruce wrote:
>> Aren't we lucky that young women all love to have sex with older men?
>
>Where did you hear that?
>
>Probably from Sheldon's fantasies.

It was irony.

>My age is a sad time to be single. I'm good friends with a
>couple of attractive younger women (30's) but I don't
>mistake their friendliness as a sign of "interest."
>
>I accept "just friends." Better than nothing. I would
>never embarrass myself to ask one out for a date.
>I know my place.

Yeah, if happens, let it come from them :)

[Ed Pawlowski]

Smart. I've always had female friends but kept it as just that. I'm
not going to risk 30 or 40 years of friendship just for a pat on the ass.

[Jeßus]

Has it ended now? Maybe it ended because they can't run away fast
enough during the rioting.

[Dave Smith]

They are the same guys who wear baseball caps crooked. When I was a kid
we used to wear caps crooked if we wanted to look stupid. It ranks up
there will nose rings. I have spend enough time around farms and
agricultural fairs that I just can't take anyone seriously if they have
a ring in their nose, especially if they are through the middle. There
is too much temptation to run a string through the loop and lead them
around. ... and what could they do but follow if I did ?