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Know why women's pants don't have pockets?

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John Kuthe

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Jul 15, 2020, 11:44:16 PM7/15/20
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Men.


John Kuthe...

Bruce

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Jul 16, 2020, 12:53:18 AM7/16/20
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On Wed, 15 Jul 2020 20:44:12 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
<johnk...@gmail.com> wrote:

>Men.

Because they don't need to bring money. The man pays for everything?

Jeßus

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Jul 16, 2020, 1:24:56 AM7/16/20
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On Wed, 15 Jul 2020 20:44:12 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
<johnk...@gmail.com> wrote:

They can use the pocket between their legs?

Thomas

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Jul 16, 2020, 4:42:46 AM7/16/20
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No balls to scratch

Cindy Hamilton

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Jul 16, 2020, 6:17:41 AM7/16/20
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On Wednesday, July 15, 2020 at 11:44:16 PM UTC-4, John Kuthe wrote:
> Men.
>
>
> John Kuthe...

This woman's pants have pockets, fool. I won't buy pants without
pockets.

Cindy Hamilton

U.S. Janet B.

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Jul 16, 2020, 9:45:02 AM7/16/20
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ditto!

Sheldon Martin

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Jul 16, 2020, 9:57:39 AM7/16/20
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On Thu, 16 Jul 2020 07:44:54 -0600, U.S. Janet B. <J...@nospam.com>
wrote:
My wife's pants have pockets, however her dress pants have no back
pockets, just side pockets. Her women's jeans have the same pockets
as men's jeans.

John Kuthe

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Jul 16, 2020, 10:00:49 AM7/16/20
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Not fleece or yoga pants! MEN designed and made them, women like them for the smoothe effect and men too! Men like to see curvy women's butts!

John Kuthe...

Cindy Hamilton

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Jul 16, 2020, 11:05:38 AM7/16/20
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Fleece pants as in sweat pants? Well, I wouldn't know about that because
I buy men's sweat pants. The quality is generally better.

Yoga pants are little more than underwear. I'd never wear them in public.

Cindy Hamilton

U.S. Janet B.

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Jul 16, 2020, 11:43:37 AM7/16/20
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again ditto! The makers tried selling those pocket less pants for a
while to women. We need a place for a Kleenex, cell phone, keys just
like men do. Stupid designers. Someone came up with the bright idea
of how they could save money on material if they didn't make pockets.
Women's Lives Matter! We always pay more and get less.
Janet

Dave Smith

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Jul 16, 2020, 11:43:44 AM7/16/20
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Back in the 70s I used to do most my my clothes shopping in an upscale
menswear store. One time I was looking for a shirt. The salesman showed
me a number of nice ones, but none of them had pockets. He told me that
they were making men's shirts with pockets anymore. I told him I would
never buy a shirt without one. I found one elsewhere.

Dave Smith

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Jul 16, 2020, 11:45:32 AM7/16/20
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Yeah, right. Women have been complaining about the fashions that man
have been designing for them for years. Odd thing is that most of the
men in the fashion business aren't really interested in women.

Bruce

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Jul 16, 2020, 11:46:38 AM7/16/20
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Q: Why don't little girls fart?

A: Because they don't have assholes until they're married!

Bruce

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Jul 16, 2020, 12:09:05 PM7/16/20
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Dave Smith wrote :
> Back in the 70s I used to do most my my clothes shopping in an upscale
> menswear store. One time I was looking for a shirt. The salesman showed me a
> number of nice ones, but none of them had pockets. He told me that they were
> making men's shirts with pockets anymore. I told him I would never buy a
> shirt without one. I found one elsewhere.
>
You are the *KING* of boring stories.

Bruce

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Jul 16, 2020, 1:47:18 PM7/16/20
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On Thu, 16 Jul 2020 09:57:36 -0400, Sheldon Martin <penm...@aol.com>
wrote:

>On Thu, 16 Jul 2020 07:44:54 -0600, U.S. Janet B. <J...@nospam.com>
>wrote:
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>>On Thu, 16 Jul 2020 03:17:38 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton
>><angelica...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>>>On Wednesday, July 15, 2020 at 11:44:16 PM UTC-4, John Kuthe wrote:
>>>> Men.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> John Kuthe...
>>>
>>>This woman's pants have pockets, fool. I won't buy pants without
>>>pockets.
>>>
>>>Cindy Hamilton
>>
>>ditto!
>
>My wife's pants have pockets, however her dress pants have no back
>pockets, just side pockets. Her women's jeans have the same pockets
>as men's jeans.

Interesting.

Bruce

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Jul 16, 2020, 1:47:59 PM7/16/20
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Hey forger, if you start posting things I actually could have said, it
becomes very confusing.

Hank Rogers

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Jul 16, 2020, 2:19:13 PM7/16/20
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That's the price you pay to sniff his butt fool.


dsi1

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Jul 16, 2020, 2:36:05 PM7/16/20
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Young women like stretchy pants with pockets in the rear. They seem to universally stick their cell phones back there. I can't figure out how that's even possible because they're going to sit on their phones. It's a mystery. I've never seen guys do that but of course, I don't ever look at guy's butts. I certainly wouldn't put my phone there - that's just asking for trouble.

Dave Smith

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Jul 16, 2020, 2:47:24 PM7/16/20
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Can't disagree with that. I don't know why so many of them carry their
cell phones in their butt pockets, but they do. It's a wonder that more
of them don't break.




Thomas

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Jul 16, 2020, 2:52:56 PM7/16/20
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The phone says look at my pretty ass. Take notice which asses do not have phones.

dsi1

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Jul 16, 2020, 4:22:04 PM7/16/20
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I suppose that's not a bad thing. Putting your phone back there forces you to sit up straight. I tend to slip down in my chair - perhaps I should try keeping my phone there.

dsi1

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Jul 16, 2020, 4:22:31 PM7/16/20
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On Thursday, July 16, 2020 at 8:52:56 AM UTC-10, Thomas wrote:
> The phone says look at my pretty ass. Take notice which asses do not have phones.

And it works too!
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