S.t Louis Towing Fees and Storage

[Sqwertz]

Just FYI, in case anybody has their car towed in St Louis.

Typical Tow Rates:

Tow Fee: $100
Dolly: $60 (4x4, missing wheels, flats, etc.)
Labor: $80 per hour
Storage: $25 per day

Additional Information

The City of St. Louis Towing Division holds vehicles 30 days
before they are sold at auction. Public auctions occur every
Thursday at 9:30 a.m. Vehicles will be sold to the highest bidder.

[Bruce]

On Tue, 18 Jul 2023 22:13:04 -0500, Sqwertz <sqwe...@gmail.compost>
wrote:

That's wonderful, Steve. Now back to your own life.

[Sqwertz]

So why isn't your car listed here, John? Are you lying to us
AGAIN, John?

https://www.stlouis-mo.gov/government/departments/street/towing/lookup/

-sw

[Janet]

In article <riij1v4f...@sqwertz.com>,
sqwe...@gmail.compost says...

Maybe it's this unspecified Nissan?

GH0M2D MO NISSAN...1610....7/12/2023
10:30:00 AM

Janet UK

[Bruce]

If you'd have put all this energy into your own life, you could have
amounted to something, Janet!

[Bryan Simmons]

Not that John doesn't lie. He does. He's a liar, but he
never stated that it was the City of St. Louis, which is
totally separate from St. Louis County.
>
> -sw

--Bryan

[Thomas]

How far is 30 miles from home base?

[Bruce]

On Wed, 19 Jul 2023 12:03:02 -0700 (PDT), Thomas <cano...@gmail.com>
wrote:

48 kilometres

[Thomas]

Nice. Lol

[Hank Rogers]

Master Druce never misses a good sniff.

[John Kuthe]

On Tuesday, July 18, 2023 at 10:27:21 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:

No, I am not lying. My Leaf is not in a government lot, it's in a privately owned tow lot, dipshit.

John Kuthe, RN, BSN

[Thomas]

My Leaf is still in the police's tow lot, I can't get it repaired, yet, But I am working on it. The accident was not MY FAULT, I was hit from behind. The whole rear clip was knocked off my Leaf by the driver that hit me.

"I have a phone call in the police department in charge, but have to wait on a return call and more information, like the insurance company of the driver who hit me."

I have no life to look for that.

[Bryan Simmons]

The government farmed out the towing and storage of
your INF-MPG to a "privately owned tow lot." It costs
money to get it out, money that you don't have. You
should have started taking Social Security the first
month after you turned 62. Now you are broke. Your
life is broken. Your future is broken. You did this to
yourself. No one here encouraged you to hold out for
a nursing job where you would get to touch children.

Your arrogance has come back to bite your ass, and
you deserve it.
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN

--Bryan

[Michael Trew]

Dude, get a life. Seriously.

[Leonard Blaisdell]

On 2023-07-19, Bruce <Br...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
> On Wed, 19 Jul 2023 12:03:02 -0700 (PDT), Thomas <cano...@gmail.com>

>>How far is 30 miles from home base?

> 48 kilometres

Or 5x10 -12 light years.

[Sqwertz]

He posted about it on the 9th saying it was "yesterday". It could
be he's crossing state lines ogle school-children. Or he's lying
again. Hmmm....

-sw

[Sqwertz]

His car doesn't make it out of St Louis City, does it? Err, at
least not BACK. Maybe that's why he got towed...

I also checked MO State Hwy Patrol reports, then I saw Illinois
was very close... but IL doesn't have their reports online.

-sw

[Sqwertz]

Way ahead of you, John. I also looked at the accident reports in
St Louis from July 2nd to July 17th. Your name doesn't appear
there.

Granted, you could have diteched the car and ran (although very
wobbly-like). But it also lists the makes and models of the cars
involved. And No Kuthe. and no Nissan Leaf.

https://www.slmpd.org/accidentreports.shtml

I also checked State Hwy patrol in MO and the office in IL that
serves part of ST Louis. Nada thing there either.

So then I asked a nearby neighbor to see if your Leaf was there.
And guess what? (easy onen for you, John). It's was there as of
19 hours ago.

You're lying. Why do you do that? Was this a concocted reason to
get out of not really having a job that you promised us would
supposedly start on July 17th?

You have serious issues, dude. And don't ever underestimate me.
DIPSHIT! I may even be right up the street from you right now...

-sw

[Sqwertz]

Thank you, Thomas. I didn't even see that post until you just
quoted it and I deja-googled "police's tow lot" and saw the
original.

Gee, he lied AGAIN. Maybe we all just mis-understod what he
said....he's just misunderstood... Is that it, John?

-sw

[Sqwertz]

Says the guy who digs through dirt and grime to find shit.

=sw

[Bruce]

On Thu, 20 Jul 2023 04:03:57 -0500, Sqwertz <sqwe...@gmail.compost>
wrote:

>Gee, he lied AGAIN. Maybe we all just mis-understod what he
>said....he's just misunderstood... Is that it, John?

Yawn.

[Bryan Simmons]

If you *do* ever visit St. Louis, I'll buy us a mess of snoots
and tips over on the East Side.
https://www.bigmamasbbq.net/menus/#grill-favorites
>
> -sw

--Bryan

[Janet]

In article <7a3b005b-c095-461b-bb7b-
df6d67...@googlegroups.com>, johnk...@gmail.com
says...

"My Leaf is still in the police's tow lot, I can't get
it repaired, yet, But I am working on it"

"Nope, it's in as Tow Lot and I need $600 to get it out,
which I think it's a scam. :-( "

So, you arranged for a private tow lot to collect the
wreck from the police towlot. The towlot you instructed
is a business, not a charity. When you instructed them to
collect and move the wreck, they told you their charges,
and you agreed to pay them.

Why do you call that "a scam"?

Why didn't you drive gas- guzzling Baby to start your
new job?

Janet UK

[songbird]

Janet wrote:
...

> Why didn't you drive gas- guzzling Baby to start your
> new job?

at this point y'all is nuttier than a peanut
factory... but do carry on...


songbird

[Bryan Simmons]

On Thursday, July 20, 2023 at 7:23:30 AM UTC-5, Janet wrote:
> In article <7a3b005b-c095-461b-bb7b-
> df6d67...@googlegroups.com>, johnk...@gmail.com
> says...
> >
> > On Tuesday, July 18, 2023 at 10:27:21 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> > > So why isn't your car listed here, John? Are you lying to us
> > > AGAIN, John?
> > >
> > > https://www.stlouis-mo.gov/government/departments/street/towing/lookup/
> > >
> > > -sw
> >
> > No, I am not lying. My Leaf is not in a government lot, it's in a privately owned tow lot, dipshit.
> "My Leaf is still in the police's tow lot, I can't get
> it repaired, yet, But I am working on it"
> "Nope, it's in as Tow Lot and I need $600 to get it out,
> which I think it's a scam. :-( "
>
> So, you arranged for a private tow lot to collect the
> wreck from the police towlot. The towlot you instructed
> is a business, not a charity. When you instructed them to
> collect and move the wreck, they told you their charges,
> and you agreed to pay them.
>

In St. Louis County, there is no police tow lot. They contract
with a towing business.

>
> Why do you call that "a scam"?
>
> Why didn't you drive gas- guzzling Baby to start your
> new job?
>

There never was any job. John is a LIAR. If lying really
did make a person's pants catch on fire, John's glabrous
balls would be burned to a crisp.
>
> Janet UK

--Bryan

[John Kuthe]

Bryan, you are a Narcissistic Personality Disorder suffering ASSHOLE who can roll a kayak, I was a Whitewater Kayaking instructor who taught many a novice kayaker to roll and paddle whitewater.

And YOU should burn to a crisp! Asshole!

John Kuthe, RN, BSN

[GM]

John, you couldn't even AFFORD a fucking MATCH with which to set Bryan AFIRE...!!!

A$$HOLE...!!!

BWAHAHAHAAAAAA.....!!!!

🤑

--
GM

[Sqwertz]

On Thu, 20 Jul 2023 03:55:05 -0500, Sqwertz wrote:

> So then I asked a nearby neighbor to see if your Leaf was there.
> And guess what? (easy onen for you, John). It's was there as of
> 19 hours ago.
>
> You're lying. Why do you do that? Was this a concocted reason to
> get out of not really having a job that you promised us would
> supposedly start on July 17th?

John? No witty retort? No denial, excuses, or explanation?

I bet you're really the CMO for BJH-Washington and you've just
been trolling us for the last 15 years. Am I right?

The other alternative is that you're just narcissistic, attention
whoring, and lying POS who works part time at the 'Chicken Out' on
Delmar.

-sw

[Sqwertz]

On Thu, 20 Jul 2023 04:20:13 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons wrote:

> If you *do* ever visit St. Louis, I'll buy us a mess of snoots
> and tips over on the East Side.
> https://www.bigmamasbbq.net/menus/#grill-favorites

I know what tits are, but I have to admit I've never heard of pork
snoots. I've dissected a few pig faces in my time
(https://imgur.com/a/dXSoJDp), but I didn't know of this St Louis
preparation until I just researched it. This is one regional
specialty that somehow eluded me all these years. But I don't
think it's going on my Culinary Bucket List. Not that I'm grossed
out or anything, but I've smoked all sorts of pork and can imagine
these are a lot like boneless tails, just less manageable.

And because I've never seen pork snouts for sale even at the Asian
grocers. Ears, tails, trotters, cheeks, lips, pizzle, gonads,
heart, uterus, intestines in all forms.... but never snouts unless
attached to the whole head or as jarred and pickled. Huh.

From what I gather they look like the trianglar section of the
face just below the eyes and up to an including the nose - the
precursor to cutting out the luscious cheeks, but not included
here.

-sw

[Bryan Simmons]

That is exactly what they are. I've never actually tried them, but
if you were there it would just somehow seem right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeZMTs3jSrk
"Q'ed poke sho is good poke."
>
> -sw

--Bryan