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I lost a tooth today

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John Kuthe

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Apr 26, 2023, 10:38:43 PM4/26/23
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But you know what, I didn't need that tooth anyway!

John Kuthe, RN...

Bruce

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Apr 26, 2023, 10:46:01 PM4/26/23
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On Wed, 26 Apr 2023 19:38:39 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
<johnk...@gmail.com> wrote:

>But you know what, I didn't need that tooth anyway!

Good riddance then!

dsi1

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Apr 27, 2023, 2:02:21 AM4/27/23
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On Wednesday, April 26, 2023 at 4:38:43 PM UTC-10, John Kuthe wrote:
> But you know what, I didn't need that tooth anyway!
>
> John Kuthe, RN...

Have you tried looking in the Leaf?

Thomas

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Apr 27, 2023, 4:20:32 AM4/27/23
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Lol

Bryan Simmons

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Apr 27, 2023, 4:21:43 AM4/27/23
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On Wednesday, April 26, 2023 at 9:38:43 PM UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote:
> But you know what, I didn't need that tooth anyway!
>
It would be nice if your teeth got kicked in with a
steel toed boot that kept kicking and kicking until
you were dead.
>
> John Kuthe, RN...

--Bryan

Cindy Hamilton

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Apr 27, 2023, 6:10:53 AM4/27/23
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Shall we start a pool?

Gum disease?
Poor nutrition?
High blood pressure?
Autoimmune disease?

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Cindy Hamilton

Thomas

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Apr 27, 2023, 2:43:44 PM4/27/23
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Mr Bumpy?

dsi1

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Apr 27, 2023, 2:49:22 PM4/27/23
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I'm not interested in why or how someone loses a tooth. It ain't none of my business.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRt1hUDjPKA

Mike Duffy

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Apr 27, 2023, 3:58:58 PM4/27/23
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On 2023-04-27, Thomas wrote:

> Gum disease?
> Poor nutrition?
> High blood pressure?
> Autoimmune disease?
> Mr Bumpy?

I was completely cracked up by a chicken bone.

Hank Rogers

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Apr 27, 2023, 5:44:24 PM4/27/23
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He might have accidentally knocked the tooth out while whacking off.


Hank Rogers

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Apr 27, 2023, 5:48:48 PM4/27/23
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That's nice Uncle. And awful nice you announced the fact that you
are completely uninterested. I guess it's the asian way to be so
uninterested.



GM

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Apr 27, 2023, 7:49:07 PM4/27/23
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Unca is channeling the ancient Greeks:

Stoic: a member of a school of philosophy founded by Zeno of Citium about 300 b.c. holding that the wise man should be free from passion, unmoved by joy or grief, and submissive to natural law...

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GM



John Kuthe

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Apr 28, 2023, 8:26:20 AM4/28/23
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Bryan, you are Pure EVIL! :-(

John Kuthe, RN...

John Kuthe

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Apr 28, 2023, 4:00:32 PM4/28/23
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YUP! :-)

And my Dentist didn't even charge me for it! :-)

John Kuthe, RN...

Hank Rogers

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Apr 28, 2023, 8:56:45 PM4/28/23
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Dentist felt sorry for you, because a bad tooth, and also extremely
fucked up in the head.


Thomas

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Apr 28, 2023, 9:10:38 PM4/28/23
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I thought lost meant one fell out, not yanked.

Alex

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Apr 28, 2023, 9:59:58 PM4/28/23
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That's what any normal person would think, too.

GM

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Apr 28, 2023, 11:46:44 PM4/28/23
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And how could John afford a dentist, anyways...???

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GM

Thomas

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Apr 29, 2023, 7:04:50 AM4/29/23
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It should have been placed under his pillow.
I remember waking up to a shiny nickel in its place. It could go towards the taxes.

Bruce

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Apr 29, 2023, 7:20:03 AM4/29/23
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On Sat, 29 Apr 2023 04:04:46 -0700 (PDT), Thomas <cano...@gmail.com>
Wow, you still have it?

Thomas

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Apr 29, 2023, 7:23:42 AM4/29/23
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Not sure if it's the same but I do have teeth, nickels and taxes.
Odd question.

Thomas

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Apr 29, 2023, 7:27:37 AM4/29/23
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The origins of the tooth fairy varies in numerous cultures, but did you know that most stories actually involve mice?  Dating back to the 17th century in France, the origins of the tooth fairy

 ties into La Petite Souris, or The Little Mouse.

In the legend, a good queen is imprisoned by a evil king, and enlists the help of a mouse. The mouse, later revealed to be a fairy, frees the queen by knocking out the king’s teeth, later hiding them under his pillow.

It was rumored that if a child lost a baby tooth, and it was found by an animal, the adult teeth would grow back to resemble the teeth of that animal. Since rodent teeth are sharp and strong, families would hope that their children’s human teeth would grow back stronger. Hence, La Petite Souris began.

In other cultures, this legend varies to include beavers, dogs, and even squirrels.

 

Ancient Myths of Losing Teeth

So, why does the tooth fairy leave money under the pillow? The idea of exchanging a tooth for coins originated in Scandinavia. Vikings believed teeth to be a good luck charm in battle, wearing them on necklaces. When a child lost a tooth, adults would actually pay their children for a lost tooth. Thus beginning the tradition of tooth-for-currency transaction.

 

The American Tooth Fairy

The Tooth Fairy concept didn’t really take off until after WWII. Similar to how Coca-Cola and Cadbury defined the image of Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny, pop culture helped solidify the image of the Tooth Fairy in American media. In the 1950s, comics and cartoons of fairies ran rampant for American childhood.

That's all I have.

Bruce

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Apr 29, 2023, 7:28:51 AM4/29/23
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On Sat, 29 Apr 2023 04:23:39 -0700 (PDT), Thomas <cano...@gmail.com>
I thought you still had that shiny nickel and were going to put it
towards your taxes.

Thomas

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Apr 29, 2023, 8:10:56 AM4/29/23
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I see.
That is how it started. Life lessons have led me to paying my taxes to avoid being ridiculed in rfc.

Sqwertz

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Apr 29, 2023, 8:49:59 PM4/29/23
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Because you went to the emergency bum dentist clinic. He's
possibly a dentist, but not 'your' dentist.

Did they offer to root canal it and cap it? I didn't think so.
All those LED light strips you could have been paying a little
extra for stannous flouride toothpaste. Priorities, you know?

-sw

Sqwertz

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Apr 29, 2023, 8:51:33 PM4/29/23
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On Fri, 28 Apr 2023 21:59:44 -0400, Alex wrote:

>> I thought lost meant one fell out, not yanked.
>
> That's what any normal person would think, too.

I just assumed somebody punched him in the face.

-sw

Hank Rogers

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Apr 29, 2023, 9:03:05 PM4/29/23
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Thank god you didn't get him pregnant.


Gary

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Apr 30, 2023, 7:31:59 AM4/30/23
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Probably his dentist punched him in the face and that's why he didn't
charge for the extraction.



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