To feed myself for four 12 hour shifts MTWT 1P-11P

[John Kuthe]

I'm gonna have to bring a VSTD Meal and some other snacks to fulfill my nutritional needs!

And this is gonna WORK! :-)


John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

Leave off the garlic if you want to keep this job. Your co-workers might
actually speak with you if you don't knock them down with garlic breath.
And no, brushing your teeth and gargling with mouthwash will not
eliminate the stench.

[jmcquown]

I wouidn't worry about that. He hasn't mentioned Garlic Potatoes in a
long time.

Jill

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

He always loads his potatoes with garlic.

[John Kuthe]

On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 6:47:56 PM UTC-6, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
.> Leave off the garlic if you want to keep this job. Your co-workers might

> actually speak with you if you don't knock them down with garlic breath.
> And no, brushing your teeth and gargling with mouthwash will not
> eliminate the stench.

I put NO garlic in my VSTD Meals!

And I always carry my Floss Fork for my Oral Hygiene program!


John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

[Tony]

On Wed, 26 Jan 2022 17:17:21 -0800 (PST), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"

<itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:

>On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 7:11:17 PM UTC-6, j_mc...@comcast.net wrote:
>>
>> On 1/26/2022 7:47 PM, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
>> >
>> > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 6:40:54 PM UTC-6, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
>> >>
>> >> I'm gonna have to bring a VSTD Meal and some other snacks to fulfill my nutritional needs!
>> >>
>> >> And this is gonna WORK! :-)
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>> >>
>> > Leave off the garlic if you want to keep this job. Your co-workers might
>> > actually speak with you if you don't knock them down with garlic breath.
>> > And no, brushing your teeth and gargling with mouthwash will not
>> > eliminate the stench.
>> >
>> I wouidn't worry about that. He hasn't mentioned Garlic Potatoes in a
>> long time.
>>
>> Jill
>>
>He always loads his potatoes with garlic.

I'd recommend it. If you don't turn them into French fries, you'll
have to do something to give them flavor.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 7:24:12 PM UTC-6, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
>
> On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 6:47:56 PM UTC-6, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
> >
> .> Leave off the garlic if you want to keep this job. Your co-workers might
> > actually speak with you if you don't knock them down with garlic breath.
> > And no, brushing your teeth and gargling with mouthwash will not
> > eliminate the stench.
> >
> I put NO garlic in my VSTD Meals!
>
>

> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>
Well, that's a lie. How many times have we read about your garlic potatoes
ad nauseum?

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

No, you don't have to add garlic to give potatoes flavor. He certainly
doesn't need to be eating them and then heading off to work where
his co-workers have smell that stench on his breath for hours on end.

[Tony]

On Wed, 26 Jan 2022 17:54:14 -0800 (PST), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"

<itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:

>On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 7:31:18 PM UTC-6, Tony wrote:
>>
>> On Wed, 26 Jan 2022 17:17:21 -0800 (PST), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"
>> <itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:
>> >>
>> >He always loads his potatoes with garlic.
>> >
>> I'd recommend it. If you don't turn them into French fries, you'll
>> have to do something to give them flavor.
>>
>No, you don't have to add garlic to give potatoes flavor. He certainly
>doesn't need to be eating them and then heading off to work where
>his co-workers have smell that stench on his breath for hours on end.

Yes, that would be a problem. In that case, I'd give potatoes a miss
on those days.

[GM]

jwk...@bjc.org wrote:

> I'm gonna have to bring a VSTD Meal and some other snacks to fulfill my nutritional needs!
>
> And this is gonna WORK! :-)

Fairytales, Unicorns, and Teletubbies = Solutions: No

--
GM

[Hank Rogers]

Yes, but consider that sweet hot beans neutralizes garlic.

[Hank Rogers]

Master tony is just doing some ghe stuff.

[GM]

Miss Tony Baloney's perfervid fey writhings fool NOBODY, lol...

--
GM

[Tony]

Yes. Ghe Ghe Ghe :)))))))))))

[Gary]

Keep in mind too - he'll be wearing an N95 mask at work. That will keep
his breath away from anyone/everyone.

[Gary]

That's 10 hours a day, John, not 12.
40 hours per week but I like the 4-day work week like that. The 3-day
weekend is much better than the traditional 2-day. Seems almost like a
mini vacation each week. :)

You haven't worked in forever so that will probably be hard to do at
first. Stick it out though and you'll adjust.

When do you start?

[John Kuthe]

On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 6:37:19 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
...

> 40 hours per week but I like the 4-day work week like that. The 3-day
> weekend is much better than the traditional 2-day. Seems almost like a
> mini vacation each week. :)
>
> You haven't worked in forever so that will probably be hard to do at
> first. Stick it out though and you'll adjust.
>
> When do you start?

Next Monday, I think!

John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

[Bryan Simmons]

On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 6:37:19 AM UTC-6,

Gary, "The Useless Dangler" wrote:
> On 1/26/2022 7:40 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> > I'm gonna have to bring a VSTD Meal and some other snacks to fulfill my nutritional needs!
> >
> > And this is gonna WORK! :-)
> >
> >
> > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> That's 10 hours a day, John, not 12.
>

They're letting someone whose brain is a damaged
piece of shit practice nursing. This turd is supposed
to be able to do simple math. We know you love him,
Gary, because you're flaccid penis bros.

--Bryan

[Tony]

Ghe? Uhm, can you go into more detail? I don't get it

[Thomas]

Nope.

[Tony]

Ghe Ghe Ghe.

[Tony]

On Thu, 27 Jan 2022 12:02:43 -0800 (PST), Thomas <cano...@gmail.com>

wrote:

>On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 1:06:45 PM UTC-5, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
>> On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 6:37:19 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
>> ...
>> > 40 hours per week but I like the 4-day work week like that. The 3-day
>> > weekend is much better than the traditional 2-day. Seems almost like a
>> > mini vacation each week. :)
>> >
>> > You haven't worked in forever so that will probably be hard to do at
>> > first. Stick it out though and you'll adjust.
>> >
>> > When do you start?
>> Next Monday, I think!
>>
>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>Nope.

Uhm, Ghe Ghe Ghe. This is my not frogger. Yes. Ghe Ghe Ghe
:)))))))))))

[Hank Rogers]

He might make it a day or two, but surely not much longer.

He can't keep his mouth shut and can't stop the mania.

[jmcquown]

True, but he has not posted about making or eating his garlic potatoes
in a very long time. Only about the insipid brown rice with sweet & hot
beans and with occasional green beans and/or asparagus and/or broccoli.
Not the garlic potatoes, which are nothing more than potatoes au
gratin with a *lot* of garlic. Garlic breath would be a problem if he
actually had to work closely with anyone.

Jill

[jmcquown]

I sure hope it's a purple N95 mask. ;) To go with all the nursing
garb/scrubs he ordered for some other job that never materialized.

Jill

[Tony]

On Thu, 27 Jan 2022 19:47:21 -0500, jmcquown <j_mc...@comcast.net>
wrote:

[Tony]

On Thu, 27 Jan 2022 19:42:52 -0500, jmcquown <j_mc...@comcast.net>
wrote:

[Bryan Simmons]

You like to bitch about him, but you won't go in for the kill
because you enjoy bitching. His fuckedupedness lets you
feel good about your own boring life.
>
> Jill

--Bryan

[jmcquown]

I've read about those garlic potatoes many, many times. He can't keep
up with his own posts. Perhaps potatoes, garlic, cream and gruyere
cheese have gotten too expensive. Or maybe it's too much trouble for
Kuthe to have to cook something else. Doesn't matter, it's still the
same thng, different week or month.

Jill

[Tony]

On Thu, 27 Jan 2022 20:05:02 -0500, jmcquown <j_mc...@comcast.net>
wrote:

[Tony]

[Tony]

On Thu, 27 Jan 2022 20:05:02 -0500, jmcquown <j_mc...@comcast.net>
wrote:

[Tonio]

On Thu, 27 Jan 2022 16:58:42 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons
<bryang...@gmail.com> wrote:

Amen.

[jmcquown]

You THINK. Yeah, this is yet another one of your you don't really have
a job posts.

Jill

[Dave Smith]

I don't know what I would opt for if we had a pool on whether or not he
makes it to his dream job or what his excuse will be; dead battery, flat
tire, snowed in, cracked up the car backing out his driveway,

[GM]

Jill should *adopt* John, lol, since she's constantly griping about his "errant" ways...

--
GM

[Tony]

On Thu, 27 Jan 2022 21:22:46 -0500, jmcquown <j_mc...@comcast.net>
wrote:

[Tony]

[Tonio]

It's only a 12.5 hour drive from Jill to John. They'd make a cute
couple.

[Tony]

We Dutch have a saying about guys like yous, which is KILL YOURSELF
you loser. no friends no job no money and no hope for the future.
Loser. Ghe Ghe Ghe.

[Bryan Simmons]

Sorry, Mr. Kuthe. We Googled you, and it appears that you're
a pervert.

NO! BRYAN is the PERVERT!

Who is Bryan?

He's the pervert, not me!

We don't know who this Bryan is, but we can't place you.

But I need this job! I'll be poor! POOR!

Mr. Kuthe, we're going to have to ask you to leave.

But BRYAN is the PERVERT! You should ask HIM to leave.

Sir, there's no Bryan here. Do I need to call security?

>
> Jill

--Bryan

[Ronny]

[Gary]

Just the 10 hour work days will be a problem at first.

[Gary]

I made a batch of garlic mashed potatoes once. It was very tasty for the
first serving but that was all and I had plenty left over.

From now on, I'll just use garlic powder for one serving and save the
rest plain.

[Gary]

I think she wants John but she'll have to fight Bryan for that.

[Gary]

That will never happen until Ed marries his New Jersey friend.

[Dave Smith]

I have made garlic mashed potatoes a few times. Boiled the potatoes,
poured off the cooking water and added crush garlic, butter and a bit of
milk and Parmesan and mushed them up. They were delicious. One thing I
liked about them was that there were great reheated.

[Janet]

In article <YrIIJ.7400$QO....@fx29.iad>, j_mc...@comcast.net says...

By Monday, the client or their parents will have googled "John Kuthe",
followed by a furious call to the agency and suddenly he's unemployed
again.

Janet UK

[jmcquown]

Garlic *mashed* potatoes were a thing for a while because some TV celeb
chefs started touting them. They're okay but not something I would want
to eat day after day, week after week. John's Garlic Potatoes are
basically potatoes au gratin made with gruyere cheese and lots of
garlic. Ditto about the not wanting to eat them constantly.

Jill

[jmcquown]

If he actually has a job they'd have given him a definitive start date.
Not oh, maybe next Monday... it's typical BS.

Jill

[Sheldon Martin]

On Fri, 28 Jan 2022 10:20:00 -0500, jmcquown <j_mc...@comcast.net>
wrote:

Real garlic potatoes are made by adding garlicy chicken schmaltz.

[Bryan Simmons]

You and John are besties now. John and Gary, Gary and John.
*The Dangling Duo*. *The Droopy Brothers*. A *Fraternity of
Flaccidity*. *Two Penises in a Pod*. You both have the same
back story. When your wife left you, she took your manhood
with her. What a drag it must be to take that lifeless thing out,
and be reminded that the good times are all in the past. Now,
the only woman in your life is your daughter. You know, they
make movies about guys like that. Your buddy John could
probably help you find them on PornHub.

--Bryan

[Dave Smith]

I would read it as telling him their might be something available just
to shut him up. Don't call us we'll call you.

[jmcquown]

That's his usual scenario. When do you start? Sometime next week.
We'll let you know.

When people are hired they know exactly what day and what time to show
up. They don't speculate maybe next Monday.

Jill

[Mustafa]

The 3 of them in a reality soap would be great. Bryan and Jill
constantly fighting over John's attention and John trying to get
doesn't matter who's attention. It would be a camp hit.

[Mustafa]

Could he pick up Jill, drop her off at John's and continue northwest
to New Jersey? I may be wrong but my US geography has improved due to
RFC.

[Mustafa]

[Bryan Simmons]

I don't care if John reads it. I care about people who
Google John reading it. I told him that if he didn't
desist in attacking my reputation, that I would retaliate,
and destroy his.

* * * * * *
* *
* * * * * *
* * * *
* * * *
* * * *
* * * *
*********** ***********
* * * *
* | * * | *

JOHN GARY

*The Dangling Duo*. *The Droopy Brothers*. A *Fraternity of
Flaccidity*. *Two Penises in a Pod*.

Their wives left them and took their manhoods.

--Bryan, who obviously shouldn't quit his day job to become
an ASCII artist.

[Wahid]

[Wahid]

Ghe? Uhm, can you go into more detail? I don't get it

[Munir]

Uhm Yes. Vote Trump. Ghe Ghe Ghe :)))))))))))

[Mike Duffy]

On Fri, 28 Jan 2022 11:41:27 -0800, Bryan Simmons wrote:

> --Bryan, who obviously shouldn't quit his
> day job to become an ASCII artist.

It's impossible to tell when you do not use a monospace font.

[Muhammad]

[Bryan Simmons]

I don't know what that means, and didn't really
have any idea what I was doing. It was goofy
anyway.

--Bryan

[Safiullah]

[Safiullah]

[Mubarak]

On Fri, 28 Jan 2022 13:52:08 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons
<bryang...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 3:10:58 PM UTC-6, Mike Duffy wrote:
>> On Fri, 28 Jan 2022 11:41:27 -0800, Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>
>> > --Bryan, who obviously shouldn't quit his
>> > day job to become an ASCII artist.
>> It's impossible to tell when you do not use a monospace font.
>>
>I don't know what that means

When an 'i' is as wide as a 'w'. When all letters take up the same
amount of space.

[Hank Rogers]

Yay! We need a good font fight. It will be a break from the endless
squabbles over the meaning of words in the dictionaries!

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 10:03:42 AM UTC-6, Sheldon wrote:
>
> Real garlic potatoes are made by adding garlicy chicken schmaltz.
>

Maybe at your house, but that cannot be said for every house in the USA.

[Mubarak]

We Dutch have a saying about froggers like yoos, which is KILL YOURSELF
you loser. no friends no real job no money no sex and no hope for the
future. Loser. Ghe Ghe Ghe.

[Lablab]

[Lablab]

[Mike Duffy]

It's basically the first rule about ASCII art. You must use a mono-spaced
font like 'Courier' where every char is the same width, or your picture
is guaranteed to be messed-up. The reader needs to use a mono-spaced font
as well to display the art.

Spaces are especially problematic. You used a large proportion of spaces.

I always use mono-spaced fonts for everything because I started with
computers in FORTRAN.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 1:07:28 PM UTC-6, Mustafa wrote:
>
> Could he pick up Jill, drop her off at John's and continue northwest
> to New Jersey? I may be wrong but my US geography has improved due to
> RFC.
>

No, your US geography has not improved, it has not budged. Northwest
from St. Louis would land him in Oregon or Washington state.

[Lablab]

[jmcquown]

Kuthe couldn't pick up Jill under any circumstances. The continuing
trolls probably would love to take a ride in his Leaf, though.

Jill

[Zebediah]

That's like saying: "I always wear diapers because that's how I
started as a baby."

[Zebediah]

Oh, of course. I meant northeast.

[jmcquown]

I've never used chicken schmaltz for anything any more than Sheldon uses
bacon fat. ;)

Jill

[Zebediah]

[Zebediah]

[Zebediah]

[Zebediah]

[Ejlaal]

[Sheldon Martin]

On Fri, 28 Jan 2022 17:18:07 -0500, jmcquown <j_mc...@comcast.net>
wrote:

I don't use it often and I don't buy it. When I roast a whole large
chicken or a roast beef I save the drippings... it's good for an egg
noodle kugle and on some veggies... I'll save it in the fridge and it
feeds the wintering birds. We buy suet blocks anyway by the case for
the wintering birds. We buy 50 pound sacks of wild bird seed too so
we mix some in with the meat drippings and let it solidify in the
fridge. Put out in the winter it stays solid, the birds love it.

[Stan]

jmcquown wrote:
> On 1/28/2022 10:08 AM, Janet wrote:
>> In article <YrIIJ.7400$QO....@fx29.iad>, j_mc...@comcast.net says...
>>>
>>> On 1/27/2022 1:06 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
>>>> On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 6:37:19 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
>>>> ...
>>>>> 40 hours per week but I like the 4-day work week like that. The 3-day
>>>>> weekend is much better than the traditional 2-day. Seems almost like a
>>>>> mini vacation each week. :)
>>>>>
>>>>> You haven't worked in forever so that will probably be hard to do at
>>>>> first. Stick it out though and you'll adjust.
>>>>>
>>>>> When do you start?
>>>>
>>>> Next Monday, I think!
>>>>
>>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>>
>>> You THINK.  Yeah, this is yet another one of your you don't really have
>>> a job posts.
>>
>>    By Monday, the client or their parents will have googled "John Kuthe",
>>    followed by a furious call to the agency and suddenly he's unemployed
>> again.
>>
>>     Janet UK
>
> If he actually has a job they'd have given him a definitive start date.
>  Not oh, maybe next Monday... it's typical BS.

[Hank Rogers]

Remember, Popeye harvests several tons of potatoes from his garden,
and many bushels of garlic.

He gives most away to his neighbors, and throws a lot of shit out
his window for "critters".

He ain't in Nashville. Popeye is way up yonder in the Catskill
mountains, damn close to the throne of grace. He sits at gods right
side.

Amen.

[Jeßus]

On Thu, 27 Jan 2022 23:56:06 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons
<bryang...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 8:22:55 PM UTC-6, j_mc...@comcast.net wrote:
>> On 1/27/2022 1:06 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
>> > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 6:37:19 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
>> > ...
>> >> 40 hours per week but I like the 4-day work week like that. The 3-day
>> >> weekend is much better than the traditional 2-day. Seems almost like a
>> >> mini vacation each week. :)
>> >>
>> >> You haven't worked in forever so that will probably be hard to do at
>> >> first. Stick it out though and you'll adjust.
>> >>
>> >> When do you start?
>> >
>> > Next Monday, I think!
>> >
>> > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>> You THINK. Yeah, this is yet another one of your you don't really have
>> a job posts.
>>
>

>Sorry, Mr. Kuthe. We Googled you, and it appears that you're
>a pervert.
>
>NO! BRYAN is the PERVERT!
>
>Who is Bryan?
>
>He's the pervert, not me!
>
>We don't know who this Bryan is, but we can't place you.
>
>But I need this job! I'll be poor! POOR!
>
>Mr. Kuthe, we're going to have to ask you to leave.
>
>But BRYAN is the PERVERT! You should ask HIM to leave.
>
>Sir, there's no Bryan here. Do I need to call security?
>
>>
>> Jill
>
>--Bryan


Ironically, googling your details also brings up YOUR track record of
sick posts.

[Rupert]

Ghe? Uhm, can you go into more detail? I don't get it

[Hank Rogers]

It's good for kashy varnish too Popeye.

[Hank Rogers]

Mike Duffy wrote:
> On Fri, 28 Jan 2022 13:52:08 -0800, Bryan Simmons wrote:
>
>> On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 3:10:58 PM UTC-6, Mike Duffy wrote:
>>> On Fri, 28 Jan 2022 11:41:27 -0800, Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>>
>>>> --Bryan, who obviously shouldn't quit his day job to become an ASCII
>>>> artist.
>>> It's impossible to tell when you do not use a monospace font.
>>>
>> I don't know what that means, and didn't really have any idea what I was
>> doing. It was goofy anyway.
>
> It's basically the first rule about ASCII art. You must use a mono-spaced
> font like 'Courier' where every char is the same width, or your picture
> is guaranteed to be messed-up. The reader needs to use a mono-spaced font
> as well to display the art.
>
> Spaces are especially problematic. You used a large proportion of spaces.
>
> I always use mono-spaced fonts for everything because I started with
> computers in FORTRAN.
>

So did I. Univac 1108. Long ago ... punch cards, line printers. The
bad old days.

[Bryan Simmons]

But I'm not trying to get a job touching children. I don't even
really *need* the job I already have, and I don't care what your
right-wing ass thinks about me.

--Bryan

[Mike Duffy]

On Fri, 28 Jan 2022 18:26:33 -0600, Hank Rogers wrote:

> So did I. Univac 1108. Long ago ... punch cards, line printers. The bad
> old days.

IBM 1130.

[Harmen]

[Harmen]

[Cindy Hamilton]

I also started with FORTRAN, but punch cards were by default monospace,
so I don't really worry about what font I use. I find Lucida Console to be
more readable than Courier. As long as I, l, 1, 0 and O can be readily
identified, I'm happy.

Cindy Hamilton

[jmcquown]

On 1/28/2022 7:08 PM, Je�us wrote:
> On Thu, 27 Jan 2022 23:56:06 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons
> <bryang...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 8:22:55 PM UTC-6, j_mc...@comcast.net wrote:
>>> On 1/27/2022 1:06 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
>>>> On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 6:37:19 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
>>>> ...
>>>>> 40 hours per week but I like the 4-day work week like that. The 3-day
>>>>> weekend is much better than the traditional 2-day. Seems almost like a
>>>>> mini vacation each week. :)
>>>>>
>>>>> You haven't worked in forever so that will probably be hard to do at
>>>>> first. Stick it out though and you'll adjust.
>>>>>
>>>>> When do you start?
>>>>
>>>> Next Monday, I think!
>>>>
>>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>> You THINK. Yeah, this is yet another one of your you don't really have
>>> a job posts.
>>>
>>
>> Sorry, Mr. Kuthe. We Googled you, and it appears that you're
>> a pervert.
>>
>> NO! BRYAN is the PERVERT!
>>

>> --Bryan
>
>
> Ironically, googling your details also brings up YOUR track record of
> sick posts.

True, but Bryan isn't the one looking for a job.

Jill

[Brazza]

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On 1/29/2022 1:06 PM, jmcquown wrote:
> True, but Bryan isn't the one looking for a job.
>
> Jill
>

Do you ever take your nose out of his ass, Jilldoe?

[John Kuthe]

On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 12:06:40 PM UTC-6, j_mc...@comcast.net wrote:
...

True, but Bryan isn't the one looking for a job.
>
> Jill

I HAVE a JOB! And next week I'll have a client I can safely lift! NOT #100!

Like the one I saw last Thurs! :-(


John Kuthe, RN, BSN...