dsi1 wrote:
> On Thursday, March 28, 2019 at 7:16:23 AM UTC-10, Sheldon wrote:
>> On Thu, 28 Mar 2019 09:49:30 -0700 (PDT), A Moose in Love
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>>> On Thursday, March 28, 2019 at 12:41:42 PM UTC-4, dsi1 wrote:
>>>> On Thursday, March 28, 2019 at 4:00:19 AM UTC-10, A Moose in Love wrote:
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>>>>> i have seen how they force feed geese on a commercial scale in quebec. they have a gun filled with corn. they grab the goose and put the gun in its mouth, and pull the trigger. corn is then forced down their throats.
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>>>> In the future, this will be a popular way for Americans to consume their chow. They'll be able to consume their 1,500 cal/sitting in 5 seconds. A big ass soft drink will follow to wash down all the clingy soft bits that stick. This will be done manually. I mean, we're not animals here, are we? :)
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>>> i once caught my grand aunt force feeding a duck. i opened a door beside her chicken coop. it was a separate room. she sat in there with a duck on her lap, and was forcing corn down its throat. i thought it was odd. little did i know how it improved the flavour and weight not only of the liver, but the whole duck in general.
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>> When no one is looking I'll bet yoose force feed yourselves with Reddi
>> Wip.... and leave the empty can in the fridge. lol
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> You better believe it, except that I don't leave the empty can in the fridge. That would be rude. It's what real guys do - you big sissy! :-)
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