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OT: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

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Judith Latham

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Apr 28, 2023, 11:09:42 PM4/28/23
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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

gareth evans

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Apr 29, 2023, 7:29:17 AM4/29/23
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On 29/04/2023 04:09, Judith Latham wrote:
> What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
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> A wet nose.
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What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynaecologist?

One looks up the family tree, the other looks up the family bush!

Max Demian

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Apr 29, 2023, 8:47:09 AM4/29/23
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On 29/04/2023 04:09, Judith Latham wrote:
> What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
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> A wet nose.

A paediatrician is a doctor who is scared of pubic hair.

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Max Demian

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Apr 29, 2023, 2:23:04 PM4/29/23
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On Friday, April 28, 2023 at 10:09:42 PM UTC-5, Judith Latham wrote:
> What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
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> A wet nose.

People have been taking their dogs to the beach on warmer days. Some toss a fetch toy across the sand that dogs chase. Others toss balls into the 48F water which dogs still swim after, these Sadists get a dog with wet fur to take home for punishment.

Brian Gaff

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Apr 30, 2023, 5:28:11 AM4/30/23
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Groan jokes are not dead yet then.. ahem

Brian

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