On 7/24/2014 7:20 AM, Nancy Young wrote:
> On 7/24/2014 7:57 AM, Moe DeLoughan wrote:
>
>> Last night I drove to that store to pick up my crackers. Nobody had any
>> idea. After the third handoff, thankfully to the grocery manager, he
>> went back into their stockroom to humor me - and then he showed me
>> their
>> inventory/order form. In short: their store never carried this brand of
>> cracker. Didn't matter what the corporate website said. As for
>> whoever I
>> spoke to on the phone, he wished I had their name, because they had no
>> order for me. They couldn't have it, because they never stocked it.
>>
>> A pointless 70 mile round trip based on misrepresentation and lies.
>> Then
>> again - that's Walmart!
>
> Those must be some crackers! What's the brand, if you don't mind,
> I'm curious.
Sunshine Krispy Original Saltine Crackers. I can recite it by heart by
now. Most of the grocery stores in this metropolitan area are now
serviced by the same grocery wholesaler, who does not carry that
brand. Which is why I was willing to drive so far to get it.
As for *why* that brand: it's the brand my family grew up with. It was
always around, and always the less expensive brand, also. When they
disappeared from the shelves, we simply switched brands, because hey -
a saltine is a saltine, right? No, they're not. There are vast
differences in texture, and we couldn't find a satisfactory substitute.
I discovered after returning from my fruitless trip to Walmart last
night that our local high-end grocery chain carries them, for about
fifty cents a box more. I never thought to check there, because
saltines seem just too plebian for that place. But since they have
them, I'll swing by and stock up for myself and the siblings.
> I had the same experience with the WalMart website, I didn't drive
> that far but I really wanted to buy this product and it said they had
> some.
> Wasted my time and gas going over there for nothing.
>
I know from experience that website inventories are not updated in
real time, so I phoned that particular Walmart to confirm. I got
confirmation - in fact, the fellow I was transferred to told me they
sell about a case a day there, and suggested I place a special order
with him to make sure they'd have them for me when I showed up. So I
ordered two cases, set Wednesday as the pickup day, and showed up to
claim my crackers. Turned out he was feeding me a line of bullshit.
Hope he got his giggle out of it.