Pineapple Upside Down Cake

[Sqwertz]

Made with a fresh pineapple according to the JoC. With a glaze made
out of the extra juices from the mustgovian pineapple, brown sugar,
151 rum, vanilla, and Mexican crema.

https://i.postimg.cc/Hkv8tfGK/Pineapple-Upside-Cake.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/VL1tsqB7/Pineapple-Upside-Cake-Slice-Glazed.jpg

-sw

[Dave Smith]

I love pineapple upside down cake.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

This looks good, too!

[Sheldon Martin]

It looks awful, what a mess, all hacked up bits and pieces of green
pineapple. You cannot buy field ripened pineapple on the mainland
except in cans. I know it was green stupidmarket pineapple because it
was too tough/woody to slice neatly without a chainsaw.
Even the dwarf's cake looks like slovenly sludge.
Anyone wants to attempt a pineapple upside down cake first grease your
pan, line your pan with waxed paper, and arrange canned pineapple
slices. Sprinkle with brown sugar, and dress with a few marachino
cherries. Then pour cake batter over and bake. Turn cake out onto a
sheet pan and carefully peel away the waxed paper.
I make pineapple upsidedown cake often but I use canned, rings and
filled in with tidbits.
I've posted pictures but I don't feel like looking now.

[jmcquown]

On 4/9/2022 9:33 AM, Sheldon Martin wrote:
> On Fri, 8 Apr 2022 19:26:06 -0700 (PDT), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"
> <itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:
>
>> On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 8:49:55 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>>>
>>> Made with a fresh pineapple according to the JoC. With a glaze made
>>> out of the extra juices from the mustgovian pineapple, brown sugar,
>>> 151 rum, vanilla, and Mexican crema.
>>>
>>> https://i.postimg.cc/Hkv8tfGK/Pineapple-Upside-Cake.jpg
>>> https://i.postimg.cc/VL1tsqB7/Pineapple-Upside-Cake-Slice-Glazed.jpg
>>>
>>> -sw
>>>
>> This looks good, too!
>
> It looks awful, what a mess, all hacked up bits and pieces of green
> pineapple. You cannot buy field ripened pineapple on the mainland
> except in cans. I know it was green stupidmarket pineapple because it
> was too tough/woody to slice neatly without a chainsaw.

There's nothing wrong with that cake. Green stupidmarket pineapple?
You don't expect him to grow pineapple, do you?

Jill

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 8:33:32 AM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>
> >On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 8:49:55 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> >>
> >> https://i.postimg.cc/Hkv8tfGK/Pineapple-Upside-Cake.jpg
> >> https://i.postimg.cc/VL1tsqB7/Pineapple-Upside-Cake-Slice-Glazed.jpg
> >>
> >> -sw
> >>

> It looks awful, what a mess, all hacked up bits and pieces of green
> pineapple.
>

Adjust your monitor, that pineapple is NOT green nor is it 'hacked up.'
Just because it's not cut into perfect rings does not denote hacking.

>
> You cannot buy field ripened pineapple on the mainland
> except in cans. I know it was green stupidmarket pineapple because it
> was too tough/woody to slice neatly without a chainsaw.
>

No where in his post did he say it was field ripened.

>
> Even the dwarf's cake looks like slovenly sludge.
> Anyone wants to attempt a pineapple upside down cake first grease your
> pan, line your pan with waxed paper, and arrange canned pineapple
> slices. Sprinkle with brown sugar, and dress with a few marachino
> cherries. Then pour cake batter over and bake. Turn cake out onto a
> sheet pan and carefully peel away the waxed paper.
>

Well, your pineapple cake is a failure right off the bat. Any pineapple
upside down cake I've ever seen is baked in a cast iron skillet. Ohhh,
that's right, you don't own any cast iron.

>
> I make pineapple upsidedown cake often but I use canned, rings and
> filled in with tidbits.
> I've posted pictures but I don't feel like looking now.
>

Prove it or it never happened.

[Sheldon Martin]

On Sat, 9 Apr 2022 09:37:52 -0400, jmcquown <j_mc...@comcast.net>
wrote:

Of course not, he should have used canned... canned is fully field
rippened. And he prepared that cake ass backwards, pineapple upside
down cake is supposed to be baked with the pineapple on the bottom.
NOT with green stupidmarket pineapple dumped on top of a baked cake.
Once picked pineapple won't ripen, it rots/ferments... those in the
stupidmarket are inedible and in time will become more inedible. Never
buy a stupidmarket pineapple unless it's canned. Most pineapple is
grown and canned in the Philipines. Land in the ukelele became too
expensive for pineapple plantations. Land in the ukelele is used for
pricy hotels, not agriculture.

[Gary]

itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
>>
> Well, your pineapple cake is a failure right off the bat. Any pineapple
> upside down cake I've ever seen is baked in a cast iron skillet. Ohhh,
> that's right, you don't own any cast iron.

I have some ignored cast iron pans.

I always use a large can of crushed pineapples mixed with brown sugar,
then the cake topping and baked in a 9X13 pyrex baking dish.

Good stuff.

[Brazza]

On 4/9/2022 9:33 AM, Sheldon Martin wrote:

> I've posted pictures but I don't feel like looking now.
>
>

Do you have any pictures of you banging your Aunt?

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 11:25:39 AM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>
> And he prepared that cake ass backwards, pineapple upside
> down cake is supposed to be baked with the pineapple on the bottom.
> NOT with green stupidmarket pineapple dumped on top of a baked cake.
>

The pineapple WAS on the bottom. Once he placed a plate over the finished
cake and turned it over the pineapple is now the TOP of the cake.

Good grief.

[Hank Rogers]

Popeye, from yoose navy days, yoose an expert on eating pineapples.

[Hank Rogers]

Yoose don't use dried pineapple Popeye? Damn near everything else
yoose get is dried, except for beans, which MUST be canned.

[songbird]

itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
...

> The pineapple WAS on the bottom. Once he placed a plate over the finished
> cake and turned it over the pineapple is now the TOP of the cake.
>
> Good grief.

hahaha!


songbird