Tiger Woods in auto accident

Chemo the Clown

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Nov 27, 2009, 4:29:21 PM11/27/09

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http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html

Well...he might have been eating something.

Dave Smith

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Nov 27, 2009, 4:54:49 PM11/27/09

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Chemo the Clown wrote:
> http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html
>
> Well...he might have been eating something.

I thought that he was supposed to be a good driver :-)
Glad to hear he is going to be OK.

Chemo the Clown

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Nov 27, 2009, 5:11:31 PM11/27/09

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The police say that charges may be pending.....so who knows what was
up.

projectile vomit chick

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Nov 27, 2009, 5:15:46 PM11/27/09

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On Nov 27, 3:29 pm, Chemo the Clown <an...@peak.org> wrote:
> http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html
>
> Well...he might have been eating something.

Yeah that big dick in his mouth was probably distracting.

Bob Muncie

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Nov 27, 2009, 5:33:39 PM11/27/09

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Chemo the Clown wrote:
> http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html
>
> Well...he might have been eating something.

You think that anyone here cares about a 33 yr old golfer that has close
to a billion dollars?

You are .... a sad person.

Chemo the Clown

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Nov 27, 2009, 5:48:35 PM11/27/09

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Why the hell did you even waste your time to respond to this thread.
You're pathetic. Wait...I suppose you speak for everyone on the NG?

Chemo the Clown

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Nov 27, 2009, 5:49:18 PM11/27/09

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On Nov 27, 2:15 pm, projectile vomit chick

Wassa matta...didn't get enough turkey yesterday?

Bob Muncie

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Nov 27, 2009, 5:51:57 PM11/27/09

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Umm.. okay.

You make assumptions that require only others that are as lame as you to
agree with...

Congratulations.

Rob

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Nov 27, 2009, 5:55:17 PM11/27/09

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He's dumb..and jealous.

Rob

Chemo the Clown

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Nov 27, 2009, 6:01:19 PM11/27/09

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You must be speaking for yourself....

Bob Muncie

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Nov 27, 2009, 6:05:06 PM11/27/09

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Need conformation for your stupidity?

Bob Muncie

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Nov 27, 2009, 6:08:00 PM11/27/09

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Rob wrote:
> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>> On Nov 27, 2:33 pm, Bob Muncie<bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>>> http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html
>>>
>>>> Well...he might have been eating something.
>>>
>>> You think that anyone here cares about a 33 yr old golfer that has close
>>> to a billion dollars?
>>>
>>> You are .... a sad person.
>>
>> Why the hell did you even waste your time to respond to this thread.
>> You're pathetic. Wait...I suppose you speak for everyone on the NG?
>
> He's dumb..and jealous.
>
> Rob

And you... You exist to be found by your partner sock.

I really feel sad for you.

You don't really exist. And your master? He/she is as pathetic as you.
Sad is sad. Your value is none.

Bob Muncie

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Nov 27, 2009, 6:09:09 PM11/27/09

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And you? Who do you speak for?

Chemo the Clown

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Nov 27, 2009, 6:24:51 PM11/27/09

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I never claimed to speak for anyone but you seemed to when you said:
> You think that anyone here cares about a 33 yr old golfer that has
close
> to a billion dollars?

You seem speaking for those that you seem to think don't care.

Bob Muncie

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Nov 27, 2009, 6:28:44 PM11/27/09

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The point you never made?

I choose to not be "not nice" to you... but you still have little detail
as to why I should.

Do you have a point?

Chemo the Clown

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Nov 27, 2009, 6:33:04 PM11/27/09

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Do you? I think not other than to try and impress yourself.

brooklyn1

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Nov 27, 2009, 6:36:33 PM11/27/09

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Pathetic envy.

Tiger is good for golf, perhaps to some a silly game, but an awful lot
of money is generated by golfing and millions of folks earn a darn
good living employed directly and indirectly by the golfing
industry... and golf is especially good for the food industry, many of
the finast restaurants on the planet are located on golf courses, and
they employ many of the finest chefs. How can anyone begrudge him,
Tiger is pretty generous with his money and his time, and no one can
seriously claim he isn't deserving, he's probably about the best
golfer ever.

Bob Muncie

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Nov 27, 2009, 6:40:10 PM11/27/09

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How about we stop here?

I do not have an issue with you, and I do wish you a happy holiday.

Bob

Chemo the Clown

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Nov 27, 2009, 6:44:55 PM11/27/09

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Ok by me. Happy holiday's to you!!

Bob Muncie

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Nov 27, 2009, 6:53:30 PM11/27/09

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A sincere wish that your holiday period here is a good one.

I also wish you have several more :-)

And thanks, I know you to be a nice person here. I chose to keep
thinking that.

Bob

Dave Smith

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Nov 27, 2009, 6:58:31 PM11/27/09

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Well.... a guy pulls out of his driveway at 2:25 am, loses control, hits
a fire hydrant and a tree...... careless driving. Considering that
police lay charges for violations that *may" cause accidents, I would
assume that they would lay charges for an incident where there is a
single car accident with no other traffic around. I am assuming that
there will be a fine, which he can well afford.... or... he can pay a
lawyer to fight it and pay more for legal fees than the fine would cost.

Chemo the Clown

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Nov 27, 2009, 7:01:06 PM11/27/09

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Maybe we both got off on the wrong track? I had too much turkey
yesterday so I'm probably not thinking clearly. :-)
I know you to be the same.

A

Bob Muncie

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Nov 27, 2009, 7:05:24 PM11/27/09

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Sharing turkey just makes me warm & fuzzy.

Know I am enjoying the fact you have been sharing yours :-)

Bob

Jerry Sauk

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Nov 27, 2009, 8:41:25 PM11/27/09

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On Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:29:21 -0800 (PST), Chemo the Clown wrote:

> http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html
>
> Well...he might have been eating something.

Fried Chicken with Bones, no doubt.

Peace,

Jerry

phaeton

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Nov 27, 2009, 9:00:27 PM11/27/09

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Well, my first thought was "DWI"... but who knows. I'm glad he
wasn't seriously hurt nor seriously hurt someone else.

I saw him in person once at the Kemper Lakes Golf Course. He's a
great player and all, but he was also cocky and full of himself.
Michael Jordan was there too, and completely the opposite.

That was about 10 years ago so maybe he's grown up a little since
then.

-J

Beea

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Nov 27, 2009, 10:23:42 PM11/27/09

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"Chemo the Clown" <an...@peak.org> wrote in message
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> http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html
>
> Well...he might have been eating something.

They say that this is no accident. Possibly from something that he ate.

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i57899

projectile vomit chick

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Nov 27, 2009, 10:41:32 PM11/27/09

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I had plenty turkey yesterday. What's that got to do with what I
posted?

cybercat

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Nov 27, 2009, 11:33:19 PM11/27/09

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"phaeton" <blahb...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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The police report states that there was no alcohol involved in the accident.

Ed Pawlowski

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Nov 27, 2009, 11:45:24 PM11/27/09

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"phaeton" <blahb...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Well, my first thought was "DWI"... but who knows. I'm glad he
> wasn't seriously hurt nor seriously hurt someone else.
>

It was after a domestic dispute. Probably stormed out of the house and he
took off rather fast and lost it.

cybercat

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Nov 28, 2009, 12:08:26 AM11/28/09

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"phaeton" <blahb...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Well, my first thought was "DWI"... but who knows. I'm glad he
> wasn't seriously hurt nor seriously hurt someone else.
>

Leaving the house at 2:35 am--if not alcohol, and the cops said not, then
maybe prescrp. drugs. Some of those sleeping aids cause people to sleep
drive/eat, etc.

Steve Pope

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Nov 28, 2009, 12:10:15 AM11/28/09

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cybercat <cyber...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Leaving the house at 2:35 am--if not alcohol, and the cops said not, then
>maybe prescrp. drugs. Some of those sleeping aids cause people to sleep
>drive/eat, etc.

That was my guess too. Some sort of automatic behavior caused
by sleep meds.

Steve

Nancy Young

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Nov 28, 2009, 12:12:58 AM11/28/09

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That makes a lot of sense. It's the first explanation that sounds
right to me.

nancy

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Food Snob®

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Nov 28, 2009, 6:59:49 AM11/28/09

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On Nov 27, 4:33 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Chemo the Clown wrote:
> >http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html
>
> > Well...he might have been eating something.
>

> You think that anyone here cares about a 33 yr old golfer that has close
> to a billion dollars?
>
> You are .... a sad person.

I prefer Wii golf, and Wii bowling.

--Bryan

Nancy Young

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Nov 28, 2009, 8:03:30 AM11/28/09

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Sqwertz wrote:

> The facts have been greatly distorted and most are outright missing.
>
> You can speculate all you want, but there's no way to come to an
> informed conclusion of any sort by listening to the media reports.

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.

nancy

George

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Nov 28, 2009, 8:48:23 AM11/28/09

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Sqwertz wrote:
> On Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:12:58 -0500, Nancy Young wrote:
>

> The facts have been greatly distorted and most are outright missing.
>
> You can speculate all you want, but there's no way to come to an
> informed conclusion of any sort by listening to the media reports.
>

> -sw

100% agree. The entertainment outlets need to fill air time or column
space and are seldom accurate. Thats why if you want to have a more
accurate idea of what happened you wait for a formal report instead of
listening to hours of babbling nonsense. I seldom watch entertainment
(often called news for some reason) programming.

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blake murphy

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Nov 28, 2009, 1:28:51 PM11/28/09

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On Fri, 27 Nov 2009 23:14:40 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:

> Fuck this. I'm not done with either of you.
>
> -sw

smite them, steve! (um, can i call you steve?)

your pal,
blaze

Steve Pope

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Nov 28, 2009, 1:35:49 PM11/28/09

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George <geo...@nospam.invalid> wrote:

>Sqwertz wrote:

>>> Steve Pope wrote:

>>>> That was my guess too. Some sort of automatic behavior caused
>>>> by sleep meds.

>> The facts have been greatly distorted and most are outright missing.

>>
>> You can speculate all you want, but there's no way to come to an
>> informed conclusion of any sort by listening to the media reports.

>100% agree. The entertainment outlets need to fill air time or column

>space and are seldom accurate. Thats why if you want to have a more
>accurate idea of what happened you wait for a formal report instead of
>listening to hours of babbling nonsense. I seldom watch entertainment
>(often called news for some reason) programming.

Yeah, that's why I said "guess".

It's not like I'm gonna run straight out and buy stock in pharma companies
Monday morning on this news.

Steve

Chemo the Clown

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Nov 28, 2009, 4:06:48 PM11/28/09

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On Nov 27, 7:41 pm, projectile vomit chick

<projektilevomitch...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Nov 27, 4:49 pm, Chemo the Clown <an...@peak.org> wrote:
>
> > On Nov 27, 2:15 pm, projectile vomit chick
>
> > <projektilevomitch...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > On Nov 27, 3:29 pm, Chemo the Clown <an...@peak.org> wrote:
>
> > > >http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html
>
> > > > Well...he might have been eating something.
>
> > > Yeah that big dick in his mouth was probably distracting.
>
> > Wassa matta...didn't get enough turkey yesterday?
>
> I had plenty turkey yesterday. What's that got to do with what I
> posted?

The triptofan has obviously affected your pea size brain. It's easy to
be an idiot on the net and I'm betting it's easier for you to be an
idiot in real life.

Gregory Morrow

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Nov 28, 2009, 5:42:51 PM11/28/09

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projectile vomit chick wrote:

> On Nov 27, 3:29 pm, Chemo the Clown <an...@peak.org> wrote:
>> http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html
>>
>> Well...he might have been eating something.
>
> Yeah that big dick in his mouth was probably distracting.

Tiger morphed into the cybertwot...!!!???

--
Best
Greg

Rob

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Nov 28, 2009, 6:44:01 PM11/28/09

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Bob Muncie wrote:

> Rob wrote:
>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>> On Nov 27, 2:33 pm, Bob Muncie<bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>>>> http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html
>>>>
>>>>> Well...he might have been eating something.
>>>>

>>>> You think that anyone here cares about a 33 yr old golfer that has
>>>> close
>>>> to a billion dollars?
>>>>
>>>> You are .... a sad person.
>>>
>>> Why the hell did you even waste your time to respond to this thread.
>>> You're pathetic. Wait...I suppose you speak for everyone on the NG?
>>

>> He's dumb..and jealous.
>>
>> Rob
>
> And you... You exist to be found by your partner sock.
>
> I really feel sad for you.
>
> You don't really exist. And your master? He/she is as pathetic as you.
> Sad is sad. Your value is none.

WTF?

Rob

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Nov 28, 2009, 6:45:17 PM11/28/09

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Bob Muncie wrote:
> Chemo the Clown wrote:

>> On Nov 27, 2:51 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>>> On Nov 27, 2:33 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>>>>> http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html
>>>>>> Well...he might have been eating something.
>>>>> You think that anyone here cares about a 33 yr old golfer that has
>>>>> close
>>>>> to a billion dollars?
>>>>> You are .... a sad person.
>>>> Why the hell did you even waste your time to respond to this thread.
>>>> You're pathetic. Wait...I suppose you speak for everyone on the NG?

>>> Umm.. okay.
>>>
>>> You make assumptions that require only others that are as lame as you to
>>> agree with...
>>>
>>> Congratulations.
>>
>> You must be speaking for yourself....
>
>

> Need conformation for your stupidity?

Try "confirmation". Who's stupid now, Bobbie?

Rob

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Nov 28, 2009, 6:54:14 PM11/28/09

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Bob Muncie wrote:

>
> The point you never made?
>
> I choose to not be "not nice" to you... but you still have little detail
> as to why I should.
>
> Do you have a point?

You were warned once already. This is you last chance, Bob Muncie.

"choose to not"� is now a registered trademark of Robnotbob, LLC. Use
it again and it will cost *you* $50 for each initial post, and $25 for
each post that responds to you where the phrase is included - partially,
or in it's entirety.

Govern yourself accordingly.

Rob

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Nov 28, 2009, 7:00:54 PM11/28/09

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I've played there. Do they still call it Kemper Lakes?

Rob