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graham
May 10, 2019, 10:02:37 PM5/10/19
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Who needs a juicer when a glass of this has everything:
On the nose, this wine is very pretty, with lots of roses, petals,
cherry, strawberry and plum. As the fruit subsides, the expressive nose
begins to reveal hints of tobacco, dill, cream and custard. On the
palate, the wine is bright, with tart cherry, rhubarb and cranberry
giving an instant burst of freshness. There are hints of leaves, nettles
and brambles too, adding complexity.
On the nose, this wine is very pretty, with lots of roses, petals,
cherry, strawberry and plum. As the fruit subsides, the expressive nose
begins to reveal hints of tobacco, dill, cream and custard. On the
palate, the wine is bright, with tart cherry, rhubarb and cranberry
giving an instant burst of freshness. There are hints of leaves, nettles
and brambles too, adding complexity.
Bruce
May 10, 2019, 10:12:52 PM5/10/19
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Jinx the Minx
May 11, 2019, 12:14:21 AM5/11/19
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Sqwertz
May 11, 2019, 1:13:55 AM5/11/19
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Pencil shavings, wet gravel, dank cave, stinkbug wings, smashed
daddy long-leggers, seal liver bile, polar bear urine, festering
hemmoridial pustules, porta potty pucks, deep thrombosis swine
abscesses, and cystic acne eruptions.
Score: 72.
-sw
Jeßus
May 11, 2019, 4:00:24 AM5/11/19
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Gary
May 11, 2019, 6:46:42 AM5/11/19
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also forgot to say that it makes all food taste good as any adult
beverage will. ;)
Bruce
May 11, 2019, 7:01:45 AM5/11/19
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food, you know.
Cindy Hamilton
May 11, 2019, 7:08:39 AM5/11/19
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On Saturday, May 11, 2019 at 6:46:42 AM UTC-4, Gary wrote:
> Bruce wrote:
> >
> > On Fri, 10 May 2019 20:02:30 -0600, graham <g.st...@shaw.ca> wrote:
> >
> > >Who needs a juicer when a glass of this has everything:
> > >
> > >On the nose, this wine is very pretty, with lots of roses, petals,
> > >cherry, strawberry and plum. As the fruit subsides, the expressive nose
> > >begins to reveal hints of tobacco, dill, cream and custard. On the
> > >palate, the wine is bright, with tart cherry, rhubarb and cranberry
> > >giving an instant burst of freshness. There are hints of leaves, nettles
> > >and brambles too, adding complexity.
> >
> > Wine wanker!
>
> That was a funny review and he even forgot to name the wine.
Chateau d'If, 1815 ;)
> Bruce wrote:
> >
> > On Fri, 10 May 2019 20:02:30 -0600, graham <g.st...@shaw.ca> wrote:
> >
> > >Who needs a juicer when a glass of this has everything:
> > >
> > >On the nose, this wine is very pretty, with lots of roses, petals,
> > >cherry, strawberry and plum. As the fruit subsides, the expressive nose
> > >begins to reveal hints of tobacco, dill, cream and custard. On the
> > >palate, the wine is bright, with tart cherry, rhubarb and cranberry
> > >giving an instant burst of freshness. There are hints of leaves, nettles
> > >and brambles too, adding complexity.
> >
> > Wine wanker!
>
> That was a funny review and he even forgot to name the wine.
Cindy Hamilton
graham
May 11, 2019, 8:41:47 AM5/11/19
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journalism these days and one finds similarly ridiculous descriptions of
other types in the press.
Bruce
May 11, 2019, 3:16:45 PM5/11/19
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Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl
May 11, 2019, 5:55:49 PM5/11/19
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healthy, it smells bad, and most people drink it because it has been
so over romanticized. Yes Romans drank a large amount of wine because
Italy seems to be a great place for growing wine. Also because the
Romans fresh water was not filtered nor boiled, so wine was mainly
used because it was much more sanitary. People think romance has
something to do with love, IT DOES NOT. Romance has NOTHING AT ALL to
do with love.
So my point is wine is just plain yuck, and it gives females the
ability to be alcoholics.
--
____/~~~sine qua non~~~\____
Bruce
May 11, 2019, 6:08:07 PM5/11/19
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On Sat, 11 May 2019 16:55:46 -0500,
Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl wrote:
>On Fri, 10 May 2019 20:02:30 -0600, graham <g.st...@shaw.ca> wrote:
>
>>Who needs a juicer when a glass of this has everything:
>>
>>On the nose, this wine is very pretty, with lots of roses, petals,
>>cherry, strawberry and plum. As the fruit subsides, the expressive nose
>>begins to reveal hints of tobacco, dill, cream and custard. On the
>>palate, the wine is bright, with tart cherry, rhubarb and cranberry
>>giving an instant burst of freshness. There are hints of leaves, nettles
>>and brambles too, adding complexity.
>
>
>Wine is one of the most disgusting drinks. It is gross, it is not
>healthy, it smells bad, and most people drink it because it has been
>so over romanticized.
I love nice wine actually. If it's too hard for your immature taste
Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl wrote:
>On Fri, 10 May 2019 20:02:30 -0600, graham <g.st...@shaw.ca> wrote:
>
>>Who needs a juicer when a glass of this has everything:
>>
>>On the nose, this wine is very pretty, with lots of roses, petals,
>>cherry, strawberry and plum. As the fruit subsides, the expressive nose
>>begins to reveal hints of tobacco, dill, cream and custard. On the
>>palate, the wine is bright, with tart cherry, rhubarb and cranberry
>>giving an instant burst of freshness. There are hints of leaves, nettles
>>and brambles too, adding complexity.
>
>
>Wine is one of the most disgusting drinks. It is gross, it is not
>healthy, it smells bad, and most people drink it because it has been
>so over romanticized.
buds, just have a glass of milk. Don't forget to take your pacifier
out first :)
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