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My new 10$ garden hose from Family Dollar came with a warning

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somebody

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May 25, 2012, 3:50:05 PM5/25/12
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(garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)

Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
from stagnant water inside the hose.


Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
up?

Chemo the Clown

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May 25, 2012, 4:00:51 PM5/25/12
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Not enough kids eat dirt today. I still drink out of the hose.

Pennyaline

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May 25, 2012, 4:25:05 PM5/25/12
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You can do whatever you want within the law. Drink out of the hose if
you want. Nobody is stopping you. They just have to put those warnings
on, is all.

ImStillMags

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May 25, 2012, 4:28:56 PM5/25/12
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On May 25, 12:50 pm, somebody <tom.ungvar...@gmail.com> wrote:
Oh you can still drink out of the hose if you want. Don't you
remember what the water tasted like back in those days when you drank
out of a hose....it tasted like you were drinking out of a hose. I'm
sure the hose that is manufactured today is no different than the one
you drank out of as a kid. I bet the water tastes the same today
when you drink it. The only difference is that today it is required
by law for those warnings to be posted.

Personally I never would drink out of a hose, I couldn't stand that
taste.

John Kuthe

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May 25, 2012, 4:38:21 PM5/25/12
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Everyone knows that to drink water from a garden hose, you've got to
let the water run for a while first! Otherwise it tastes like the
HOSE!! Ick!

John Kuthe...

Brooklyn1

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May 25, 2012, 4:59:58 PM5/25/12
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somebody wrote:

>(garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)

Wrong

>Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
>this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
>from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
>Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
>up?

Just because people drink from garden hoses doesn't mean it's the
right thing to do, if your dog drinks from the toilet will you? Most
typical garden hoses are not designed to be used for potable water...
hoses meant for drinking water are made of different materials and are
identifiable by being white.
http://www.swanhose.com/p-marinecamper_spec-hose.shtml

Julie Bove

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May 25, 2012, 5:00:51 PM5/25/12
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"somebody" <tom.un...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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AFAIK, hoses have always said that. Or at least I've always known not to
drink out of one. My dad always said that a worm or a slug could be inside.


Brooklyn1

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May 25, 2012, 5:05:21 PM5/25/12
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On Fri, 25 May 2012 15:38:21 -0500, John Kuthe <John...@gmail.com>
wrote:
Wrong on both counts Hoses for potable water are made of a
bacteriostat material and of non corrosive metal... potable water hose
is identifiable by being white.

Dave Smith

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May 25, 2012, 5:10:39 PM5/25/12
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So do I, but I let it run for a while first.

Steve Freides

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May 25, 2012, 5:17:01 PM5/25/12
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What do you call 10,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

-S-


George Leppla

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May 25, 2012, 5:24:31 PM5/25/12
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On 5/25/2012 4:05 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:

> Wrong on both counts Hoses for potable water are made of a
> bacteriostat material and of non corrosive metal... potable water hose
> is identifiable by being white.


I told you, Sheldon... you don't know anything about plumbing and that
includes potable water hoses.

http://acehose.com/potable-water-hoses.htm
or
http://www.amazon.com/Camco-22833-Premium-Drinking-Water/dp/B004RNR9BY
or
http://www.thegardenhosestore.com/product/Gatorhyde34x50-N
or
http://www.grainger.com/Grainger/COLORITE-Water-Hose-5RRY2

But never let the fact that you don't know what you are talking about
ever stop you from posting!

George L

A Moose in Love

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May 25, 2012, 5:19:29 PM5/25/12
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They banned firecrackers in Canada. They used to be such fun for
kids.
Also, we used to make our own gunpowder and blow up little dinky
toys. Actually it was more of a fast burn. You used to be able to
purchase sulfur and saltpeter at the pharmacy. Those times are over.

A Moose in Love

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May 25, 2012, 5:21:05 PM5/25/12
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We have a new pub in town. You won't catch me in there. What's it
called?
'The Honest Lawyer'.

Doug Freyburger

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May 25, 2012, 5:34:10 PM5/25/12
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We can ignore the labels on items. All the way up until we learn to
read and get a compulsion to read everything in sight ...
Message has been deleted

A Moose in Love

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May 25, 2012, 5:43:52 PM5/25/12
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On May 25, 5:39 pm, Me-an Hugh <H...@mouse-potato.com> wrote:
> Not NEARLY enough??

A good start.

Nancy Young

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May 25, 2012, 5:55:06 PM5/25/12
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On 5/25/2012 4:28 PM, ImStillMags wrote:

> Oh you can still drink out of the hose if you want. Don't you
> remember what the water tasted like back in those days when you drank
> out of a hose....it tasted like you were drinking out of a hose. I'm
> sure the hose that is manufactured today is no different than the one
> you drank out of as a kid. I bet the water tastes the same today
> when you drink it. The only difference is that today it is required
> by law for those warnings to be posted.
>
> Personally I never would drink out of a hose, I couldn't stand that
> taste.

My mother would tell us kids to drink out of the hose (rather
than letting dirty feet into the house). It tastes horrible!
It's the SAME WATER! Then you come drink out of the hose if it's
so good. (laugh) You know I never said that last line, no one wants
that wooden spoon punishment for talking back.

nancy

Malcom "Mal" Reynolds

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May 25, 2012, 6:12:57 PM5/25/12
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In article <009c0efc-60df-4f25...@to5g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,
do what ever you want...that's what lawyers are for

Jim Elbrecht

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May 25, 2012, 6:48:40 PM5/25/12
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On Fri, 25 May 2012 17:17:01 -0400, "Steve Freides" <st...@kbnj.com>
wrote:

A good start.

[one of the hockey parents was a lawyer-- he knew them all<g>]
Jim

J. Clarke

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May 25, 2012, 6:53:20 PM5/25/12
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In article <jposs2$fv3$1...@speranza.aioe.org>, st...@kbnj.com says...
Cause for celebration?

A good start?

Lobster heaven?

Pennyaline

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May 25, 2012, 7:30:26 PM5/25/12
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We're talking plain old garden hoses connected to common household
water, Sheldon. This isn't a specialized application where potable, gray
and black water have to be kept separate and plainly marked, or where
secondary water is being run through outdoor hose bibs.


Janet Wilder

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May 25, 2012, 7:41:21 PM5/25/12
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If you look closely into that garden hose, there is a teeny tiny lawyer
inside.

--
Janet Wilder
Way-the-heck-south Texas
Spelling doesn't count. Cooking does.

gregz

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May 25, 2012, 7:42:57 PM5/25/12
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There are special hoses for rv's as I just bought a new one.

Greg

jmcquown

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May 25, 2012, 7:53:22 PM5/25/12
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"Pennyaline" <norweg...@beatifulplummage.innit> wrote in message
news:4fbfeaa1$0$9081$815e...@news.qwest.net...
Yep, lawyers. Just like McDonald's has to explain hot coffee is hot. You
may ride a bicycle without wearing a helmet. You may roller skate without
wearing knee pads. You may splash in deep puddles in the rain. You may
even drink out of the garden hose if you want to. When I was a kid we drank
out of the hose only because we didn't want to go inside for a glass of
water. Going inside carried the risk of being made to stay inside to do
something like homework ;)

Jill

Pico Rico

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May 25, 2012, 8:26:25 PM5/25/12
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"Janet Wilder" <kellie...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> On 5/25/2012 3:25 PM, Pennyaline wrote:
>> On 5/25/2012 1:50 PM, somebody wrote:
>>> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>>>
>>> Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
>>> this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
>>> from stagnant water inside the hose.
>>>
>>>
>>> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
>>> up?
>>
>>
>> You can do whatever you want within the law. Drink out of the hose if
>> you want. Nobody is stopping you. They just have to put those warnings
>> on, is all.
>
>
> If you look closely into that garden hose, there is a teeny tiny lawyer
> inside.
>


do not, repeat DO NOT ever look into the end of a garden hose. It is just
asking for trouble, and these days immortality on YouTube.


spamtrap1888

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May 25, 2012, 8:43:57 PM5/25/12
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On May 25, 4:42 pm, gregz <ze...@comcast.net> wrote:
Exactly.

The big question here: Why would people drink out of anything you can
buy at the dollar store? I mean it's the DOLLAR STORE.

Brooklyn1

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May 25, 2012, 8:53:49 PM5/25/12
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Are you normally thick, dense, and obtuse? I answered the question
correctly. Most garden hose manufacturers produce hoses specifically
for potable water (typically for RV, marine, and travel trailer use),
the standard color for identification is white. There is no law
regulating which hoses people drink from but it's wise to use those
specfically manufactured for potable water. Considering there are so
many self proclaimed know it alls at rfc I'm udderly amazed that no
one else knows about potable water hoses.
http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/catalog/servlet/ContentView?pn=Garden_Hose
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_hose

Pennyaline

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May 25, 2012, 9:43:45 PM5/25/12
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<links snipped>


I'm being less thick, dense and obtuse than you, evidently. I was
talking about ordinary garden hoses, to which you responded that you
understood yet you continued to prattle about white hoses for potable
water and how you are the only one who knows anything about them. This
is going to be a long holiday weekend, Sheldon. I hope you have
something better to do than spoil for a fight all through it.

gregz

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May 25, 2012, 10:12:58 PM5/25/12
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Anybody who drank out of hoses usually can smell and taste vinyl type
smells, especially if it's just turned on.

Greg

Tommy Joe

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May 25, 2012, 10:13:27 PM5/25/12
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On May 25, 4:25 pm, Pennyaline <norwegianb...@beatifulplummage.innit>
wrote:
On 5/25/2012 1:50 PM, somebody wrote:



> > Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> > up?


> You can do whatever you want within the law. Drink out of the hose if
> you want. Nobody is stopping you. They just have to put those warnings
> on, is all.



"Somebody" is one of the biggest complainers I've ever known. It
never ends. I'd like to take that hose and shove it into his mouth
and tape it closed, then turn it on full blast till the rubber cannon
blows enough water into his system to balloon him up triple normal
size and he explodes with such force that his body is essentially
turned into a grenade causing the death and destruction of his
neighbors and their property. Just to teach him a lesson, not to kill
him or anything. This Somebody guy (believe me, I know), he never
stops complaining. Tomorrow he'll complain that he drank out of the
hose and it tasted bad. He's always got something to gripe about, but
I'd like to give him something new and improved to up his complaint
quotient. The guy should be thankful he's got a lawn. Not really, a
wall is just a horizontal wall. But I enjoy listening to Somebody
complain. In fact I like hearing it from everyone, even myself.

TJ

George M. Middius

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May 25, 2012, 10:14:29 PM5/25/12
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Tommy Joe wrote:

> "Somebody" is one of the biggest complainers I've ever known. It
> never ends.

What behaviors do "complainers" exhibit? I can't keep up with your
classification system.

somebody

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May 25, 2012, 11:43:02 PM5/25/12
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On May 25, 8:53 pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> On Fri, 25 May 2012 17:30:26 -0600, Pennyaline
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> <norwegianb...@beatifulplummage.innit> wrote:
> >On 5/25/2012 2:59 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
> >> somebody wrote:
>
> >>> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> >> Wrong
>
> >>> Inside the package cover it says:  WARNING!  Do not drink water out of
> >>> this hose.  The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> >>>from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
> >>> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> >>> up?
>
> >> Just because people drink from garden hoses doesn't mean it's the
> >> right thing to do, if your dog drinks from the toilet will you?  Most
> >> typical garden hoses are not designed to be used for potable water...
> >> hoses meant for drinking water are made of different materials and are
> >> identifiable by being white.
> >>http://www.swanhose.com/p-marinecamper_spec-hose.shtml
>
> >We're talking plain old garden hoses connected to common household
> >water, Sheldon. This isn't a specialized application where potable, gray
> >and black water have to be kept separate and plainly marked, or where
> >secondary water is being run through outdoor hose bibs.
>

"... I'm udderly amazed."

You have a thing for cow boobs?

somebody

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May 25, 2012, 11:44:18 PM5/25/12
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Too bad NC voted down gay marriage. :(

somebody

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May 25, 2012, 11:50:27 PM5/25/12
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basically, anyone that is "not him" is a complainer, whiner, ne'er do
well... Though sometimes he gets pantheistic and sometimes Buddha
inspires him to say something not completely retarded-- it does get
confusing. If I were gay, I'd marry him. But unfortunately, I'm
not... I mean fortunately.

itsjoan...@webtv.net

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May 26, 2012, 12:10:36 AM5/26/12
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On May 25, 4:24 pm, George Leppla <geo...@cruisemaster.com> wrote:
>
> On 5/25/2012 4:05 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>
> > Wrong on both counts  Hoses for potable water are made of a
> > bacteriostat material and of non corrosive metal... potable water hose
> > is identifiable by being white.
>
> I told you, Sheldon... you don't know anything about plumbing and that
> includes potable water hoses.
>
> http://acehose.com/potable-water-hoses.htm
> orhttp://www.amazon.com/Camco-22833-Premium-Drinking-Water/dp/B004RNR9BY
> orhttp://www.thegardenhosestore.com/product/Gatorhyde34x50-N
> orhttp://www.grainger.com/Grainger/COLORITE-Water-Hose-5RRY2
>
> But never let the fact that you don't know what you are talking about
> ever stop you from posting!
>
> George L

>
>
Your sources may be correct but we always just bought a white garden
hose for drinking water in the motor home.

somebody

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May 26, 2012, 12:05:41 AM5/26/12
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On May 25, 10:13 pm, Tommy Joe <j...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
Today was wonderful. I got a great garden hose for only $10-- though
a bit disappointed I can't drink out of it. And got a new pair of
shorts. They are a bit tight, but incentive to keep losing weight me-
hopes. Ex-wife was a bit abrupt on the phone this eve, but there's a
reason she's the ex-wife. Should says reasons, plural... The world
is a wonderful place today. Got the platform bed setup and brother
comes to visit tomorrow. Supposed to play cards Sunday and get pizza
with my 88 year old day and his wife, and brother and sister. He
still usually wins when we play.. Maybe we'll get Domino's for dinner
but probably not the gluten-free crust. I'd like to go to El Nopal,
but apparently no one else does. Deciding on where/what to eat with my
family is nutters. Especially my sister. She will agree to somewhere
but then always tries to manipulate everyone into going where she
wants to go. But that's okay. The world is a wonderful place.
Nothing to complain about on this planet today.

I think I will go watch an episode of Community, or maybe High Noon.
I heard on NPR it's the most screened movie in the White House.
During the Clinton years it was shown 20 times!



Janet Wilder

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May 26, 2012, 12:27:05 AM5/26/12
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Many of my bar glasses come from Dollar Tree. They have some really cute
margarita glasses with stems that look like cactus. $1 each. How can
you go wrong?

ImStillMags

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May 26, 2012, 12:44:42 AM5/26/12
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I love dollar stores. too much fun stuff in there.

spamtrap1888

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May 26, 2012, 3:20:50 AM5/26/12
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On May 25, 9:27 pm, Janet Wilder <kelliepoo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Lead? Do they break easy?

Ever since my SIL found out her Chinese tea set was radioactive, I've
been suspicious of attractive bargains.

Tommy Joe

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May 26, 2012, 6:26:43 AM5/26/12
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On May 25, 10:14 pm, George M. Middius <glanb...@gmail.com> wrote:



> What behaviors do "complainers" exhibit? I can't keep up with your
> classification system.



They bitch about everything just about, it's no more complex than
that. I am a complainer too, but not on the level of Somebody. His
complaints are not creative enough. Obviously he has not read my
latest book, "The Art of Creative Complaining." Even if he did read
it, he'd have some complaint about it, it's too long or too short or
it cost too much or not enough. Ok, let's put it this way: Somebody
is the kind of guy who complains from the back seat that there's too
much air, can you please roll up the damned window - and says it in a
whiny and demanding way. But you know when he makes the complaint -
you just know it even if you can't prove it - that if the window had
been already rolled up he would have complained that there wasn't
enough air. Get it? He's a complainer. Maybe I could steal his
crown if I had to deal with someone like you on a daily basis.

Then I'd really complain, or put some distance between us awfully
quick
TJ

Tommy Joe

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May 26, 2012, 6:28:34 AM5/26/12
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On May 25, 11:44 pm, somebody <tom.ungvar...@gmail.com> wrote:


> Too bad NC voted down gay marriage.  :(



I don't care if someone wants to marry their pet - let it be. The
funny thing about gay marriage - the one thing that stands out right
away with me is that once they get the legal marriage they're
clamoring for, all it will mean in the end is they'll have to pay a
lawyer to get divorced, just like straight people. Then they'll be
saying, "What the hell was I thinking?"

TJ

Tommy Joe

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May 26, 2012, 6:32:26 AM5/26/12
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On May 26, 12:27 am, Janet Wilder <kelliepoo...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Many of my bar glasses come from Dollar Tree. They have some really cute
> margarita glasses with stems that look like cactus.  $1 each. How can
> you go wrong?


I actually prefer cheap dinner ware - plates and bowls and so
forth. I use the dollar tree too. I don't see them any more, but for
a long time they were selling those small green and white plates that
I think are called bread plates but I use for full meals.

TJ

Tommy Joe

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May 26, 2012, 6:30:58 AM5/26/12
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On May 26, 12:05 am, somebody <tom.ungvar...@gmail.com> wrote:



> The world is a wonderful place today.



Watch out for tomorrow! The manic depressive thing is brutal.
Any time I see someone overly happy I feel like uh oh, this aint gonna
last - watch out for tomorrow.

TJ

George M. Middius

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May 26, 2012, 9:37:38 AM5/26/12
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Tommy Joe wrote:

> > What behaviors do "complainers" exhibit? I can't keep up with your
> > classification system.

> They bitch about everything just about, it's no more complex than
> that. I am a complainer too, but not on the level of Somebody. His
> complaints are not creative enough.

So you complained about the wrong thing. You should have focused your
whining on that specific quality of his complaint rather than bitching
that he is "a big complainer".

You now need to complain about yourself. Go ahead, we're all ears.


Brooklyn1

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May 26, 2012, 11:05:01 AM5/26/12
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On Sat, 26 May 2012 02:12:58 +0000 (UTC), gregz <ze...@comcast.net>
wrote:
>> specifically manufactured for potable water. Considering there are so
>> many self proclaimed know it alls at rfc I'm udderly amazed that no
>> one else knows about potable water hoses.
>> http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/catalog/servlet/ContentView?pn=Garden_Hose
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_hose
>
>Anybody who drank out of hoses usually can smell and taste vinyl type
>smells, especially if it's just turned on.

That's only true of relatively new garden hoses, that plastic smell
and taste disapates within a relatively short time, especially as
bacterial slime builds up inside those hoses. The hoses made for
potable water are made of different materials, especially the interior
ply that's of a special material that doesn't readily harbor
bacteria... also the couplings are made of a nonreactive metal. There
is nothing new about garden hose packaging being marked with warnings
about not to use them for drinking, those warnings have been displayed
for some fifty years. I know very well not to drink from the typical
garden hose but when outside on a hot day and watering plants I will
occasionally drink from the hose rather than walk all the way back
indoors for clean water. Most people who work with garden hoses will
drink from the hose but it's really not a good practice... especially
those garden hoses that live in the sun where the water inside
practically cooks, the plastic becomes brittle and develops many
microscopic cracks, increasing surface area many fold for harboring
bacteria and dissolves much more of the plastic. Common sense should
enable those with a brain to realize that hose manufacturers would not
be making special hoses for potable water consumption unless there wre
good reason. And there are directions for proper use of potable water
hoses, for one they are not supposed to be stored in the in direct
sunlight or allowed to over heat or freeze. Pennaline is not very
literate and loves to argue about that which she knows nothing...
those who don't possess good reading comprehension are those who argue
most about that which they know nothing... just a logical chain of
events; lack of comprehension produces stupidity. I like Pennyaline,
otherwise I wouldn't be expending my efforts on her... but I know that
she is your typical Norwegian, THICK! LOL

Pennyaline

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May 26, 2012, 12:06:13 PM5/26/12
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On 5/26/2012 9:05 AM, Brooklyn1 wrote:

> ...Pennaline is not very literate and loves to argue about that which she knows nothing...
> those who don't possess good reading comprehension are those who argue
> most about that which they know nothing... just a logical chain of
> events; lack of comprehension produces stupidity. I like Pennyaline,
> otherwise I wouldn't be expending my efforts on her... but I know that
> she is your typical Norwegian, THICK! LOL



Awwww, you know how to make a gal feel special, Shel!

Brooklyn1

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May 26, 2012, 5:50:26 PM5/26/12
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You are special, Norse gals are typically well endowed. hehe

Janet Wilder

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May 26, 2012, 7:02:08 PM5/26/12
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After having a pricey set of earthenware dinnerware chip and crack, I
went to Big Lots and bought two sets of service for 4 plain white
dinnerware. I've had it for 5 years. It's still in great shape. I paid
$4.99 for each set which contained four dinner plates, salad plates,
generous soup/cereal bowls and mugs. I paid many multiples of that
amount for worse dinnerware.

While I would like "pretty" dishes, my DH's idea of presentation is:
knife, fork, plate, food, and "pretty" counts for nothing.

Tommy Joe

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May 26, 2012, 8:52:38 PM5/26/12
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On May 26, 9:37 am, George M. Middius <glanb...@gmail.com> wrote:

> So you complained about the wrong thing. You should have focused your
> whining on that specific quality of his complaint rather than bitching
> that he is "a big complainer".
>
> You now need to complain about yourself. Go ahead, we're all ears.


At the moment I am complaint free, sorry. And I was not whining,
by the way - I was responding once again to your abuse-laden attacks
on my honesty. I happen to know Somebody and I'm telling you he is
full of complaints, enough that even you would eventually have to
admit I'm right even if you won't want to admit it.

Now you've got me all double twisted up and fuming,
TJ

Tommy Joe

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May 26, 2012, 8:59:23 PM5/26/12
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On May 26, 7:02 pm, Janet Wilder <kelliepoo...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> After having a pricey set of earthenware dinnerware chip and crack, I
> went to Big Lots and bought two sets of service for 4 plain white
> dinnerware. I've had it for 5 years.  It's still in great shape.  I paid
> $4.99 for each set which contained four dinner plates, salad plates,
> generous soup/cereal bowls and mugs.  I paid many multiples of that
> amount for worse dinnerware.
>
> While I would like "pretty" dishes, my DH's idea of presentation is:
> knife, fork, plate, food, and "pretty" counts for nothing.


Oh good, a chance to further explain myself. I do not favor
the dollar store dishes merely because of the price, although surely
that factors in - I actually prefer less ornate dishware. I don't
think the expensive stuff is "pretty" as you say. I have seen some
nicely colored plates - wow, how attractive! - but they are meant to
be filled with food, not hung on a wall, right? I was in an
institution when I was a kid. It was run by catholic brothers. It
was a rough place. When you become "priest boy", you know you're
going to get out soon because that's a job they give to those about to
be released. I remember that priest and his special silver ware and
teapots and other stuff that made annoying clinking sounds when
transported and when used. My job was to bring this guy his dinner on
a silver tray with the other stuff arranged on it. One time he asked
me to confess my sins - swear to God - and I admit I was a bit
intimidated and had no one to complain to because I was in an
institution - and I asked him sheepishly, "Can't I just wait till
Saturday and confess with the other kids?", and he wouldn't let up. I
made up a few things and wormed my way through it. But I don't think
that's the reason I don't like expensive silverware because I tend to
prefer practical things over ornate things in most all realms. Thanks
for the response.

TJ

somebody

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The damn annoying car noise is back. What the guy did lasted 2 1/2
days. He said it would last the life of the car. Well, the car is
still running-- all 112, 870 1994 miles of it.

somebody

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> >>http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/catalog/servlet/ContentView?pn=Garden...
we have billions of bacteria in our bodies. Okay some are good, some
are bad but that is not for me to decide. That is up to all those
smarter than me things streaming in my blood that are me, but which i
don't really know on a first name basis yet protect me constantly
waging war with the bad things trying to take over my body... Thank
you whoever you are!

somebody

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On May 26, 5:50 pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> On Sat, 26 May 2012 10:06:13 -0600, Pennyaline
>
with large brains?

somebody

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May 26, 2012, 10:29:53 PM5/26/12
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I disavow the veracity of this post, to the utmost possible degree.
Plus 2.

somebody

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On May 26, 12:27 am, Janet Wilder <kelliepoo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
do bees count? spelling bees, that is.

dsi1

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May 27, 2012, 2:37:18 AM5/27/12
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On 5/25/2012 9:50 AM, somebody wrote:
> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
> this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
>
> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> up?

There used to be a faucet at my grandma's house that used to smell like
an egg-farting elephant. The kids would turn it on just to get a whiff
of that awful smell. I don't know what the deal was but I suppose that
the water hose was rotting from the inside.

The most amazing thing about water from a hose, is that under the right
conditions, it's able to supply the most wonderful drink you've ever had.

dsi1

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May 27, 2012, 2:45:21 AM5/27/12
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On 5/25/2012 10:38 AM, John Kuthe wrote:
> On Fri, 25 May 2012 12:50:05 -0700 (PDT), somebody
> <tom.un...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>>
>> Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
>> this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
>>from stagnant water inside the hose.
>>
>>
>> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
>> up?
>
> Everyone knows that to drink water from a garden hose, you've got to
> let the water run for a while first! Otherwise it tastes like the
> HOSE!! Ick!
>
> John Kuthe...

Water standing in a hose for an extended period is the reason that I
don't like those kitchen spray thingies that are separate from the
faucet. The ones with a hose attached to the facet head are fine and
handy and get purged several times a day. The other designs are pretty
much algae farms.

dsi1

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May 27, 2012, 3:10:26 AM5/27/12
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I'm a small plate eater too. I don't eat a whole bunch and small plates
just fit the bill. My guess is that a guy the eats on small plates is a
practical and efficient kind of guy. OTOH, guys that love big, fancy,
plates are probably sissies.

dsi1

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May 27, 2012, 3:14:20 AM5/27/12
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On 5/25/2012 11:17 AM, Steve Freides wrote:
> somebody wrote:
>> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>>
>> Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
>> this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
>> from stagnant water inside the hose.
>>
>>
>> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
>> up?
>
> What do you call 10,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
>
> -S-
>
>

Q. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?











A. One, but that lightbulb really gets screwed!

Julie Bove

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"dsi1" <ds...@eternal-september.invalid> wrote in message
news:jpsi2t$fab$1...@dont-email.me...
That reminds me. We were making one of our cross country moves and for some
reason pushed on further than I wanted to go in a day. When we finally came
to a town or city...I can't remember which...it was 8:00 at night. We had
to stay in a dumpy motel because it was the only place we could find that
would take cats. The water there smelled of sulphur. It wasn't just the
motel. It was the whole surrounding area. We only found one restaurant
open for dinner and the water in the glasses smelled like that. I just
didn't want to eat there.

We got far out of that place the next morning for breakfast.


dsi1

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May 27, 2012, 5:45:23 AM5/27/12
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On 5/26/2012 9:48 PM, Julie Bove wrote:
>
> That reminds me. We were making one of our cross country moves and for some
> reason pushed on further than I wanted to go in a day. When we finally came
> to a town or city...I can't remember which...it was 8:00 at night. We had
> to stay in a dumpy motel because it was the only place we could find that
> would take cats. The water there smelled of sulphur. It wasn't just the
> motel. It was the whole surrounding area. We only found one restaurant
> open for dinner and the water in the glasses smelled like that. I just
> didn't want to eat there.
>
> We got far out of that place the next morning for breakfast.
>
>

There are some places in this country with stinky water. I'm a manly
kind of guy but I felt like barfing while taking a shower in one place.
The drinking water in the fridge had the same taste. The family
restaurant I ate at had drinks made from stinky water which was
surprising. I survived the week by drinking Gatorade and soda. I don't
even like Gatorade. :-)



















































Brooklyn1

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May 27, 2012, 8:36:08 AM5/27/12
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dsi1 wrote:
>
>The most amazing thing about a hose is that it's able
>to supply the most wonderful drink you've ever had.

Shut up and suck.


dsi1

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May 27, 2012, 1:58:14 PM5/27/12
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Yoose the hose expert - yoose suck.

Tommy Joe

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May 27, 2012, 9:13:16 PM5/27/12
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On May 26, 10:27 pm, somebody <tom.ungvar...@gmail.com> wrote:

> we have billions of bacteria in our bodies.  Okay some are good, some
> are bad but that is not for me to decide. That is up to all those
> smarter than me things streaming in my blood that are me, but which i
> don't really know on a first name basis yet protect me constantly
> waging war with the bad things trying to take over my body...  Thank
> you whoever you are!



That's a good sentiment from you Somebody, and I mean it. I have
often wondered why I'm still alive after years of drinking and smoking
and abusing myself in many ways. My theory is that I've got a big
germ growing inside of me that's keeping the other stuff away. My
hero. he's like the bully of the block saying, "this is my turf,
don't even try it." He is my friend, my ally for sure - but one day
he will grow to such a size that the smaller germs he's been living on
for years will no longer be enough and he'll be forced to turn on my
body itself, devouring the very thing it has protected all these
years.

The Big Germ,
TJ

Tommy Joe

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On May 27, 3:10 am, dsi1 <d...@eternal-september.invalid> wrote:

> I'm a small plate eater too. I don't eat a whole bunch and small plates
> just fit the bill. My guess is that a guy the eats on small plates is a
> practical and efficient kind of guy. OTOH, guys that love big, fancy,
> plates are probably sissies.



Last line, LOL............. Yes, I like portion control and I eat
really good healthy food and I rarely eat out. But while my meal
portions are small, I am a dabbler in a variety of snacks and other
calorie laden items that come between those small plated meals. I'm
not Mr Fatso or anything, but I could lose a few pounds. Joining a
gym has entered my mind. I have deteriorated from so many years of
doing nothing that I will need to use barbells to gain sufficient
strength to do pushups and chinups and other body bearing exercises I
prefer. But maybe weight lifting is ok too. Anyway, it's good to
know we have one thing in common - we're both small plate people.

What does he bring to the table? What does he bring to the plate?
Tell me whenever you're able. For your answer I can't seem to wait
TJ

Tommy Joe

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May 27, 2012, 9:23:06 PM5/27/12
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This makes me think of another inventions. I'm not an
inventor, just the idea guy. My idea is this: You know how an
unattended garden hose jumps around when water shoots through it? Why
couldn't they do that with a fake penis? I mean a really realistic
looking penis that is soft and flaccid but becomes rigid and stiff on
command. This could be achieved by some sort of revolving water cycle
that with the press of a button shoots through the fake penis and
makes it jump into hardness. I am not an inventor so can't say how it
can be done, only that it can be done and one day will be done as all
the great inventions I've thought of have gone on to great success
even though I never got credit for them. Bastards.

TJ

Tommy Joe

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On May 26, 10:23 pm, somebody <tom.ungvar...@gmail.com> wrote:

> The damn annoying car noise is back.  What the guy did lasted 2 1/2
> days.  He said it would last the life of the car. Well, the car is
> still running-- all 112, 870 1994 miles of it.


One problem after another, your life must be miserable. I feel
sorry for you and have decided to buy you a new car. I hit the
lottery a few years back but never made it public till now. I can
afford it. Please let me buy you a new car. I want it to be
perfect. I have a bet with a wealthy friend for the same amount of
money I spent to buy the car. I'm betting you will complain. Now, in
case you read this and decide to purposely NOT complain just to see me
lose my bet, I'm ok with that too as I made the same bet the other way
around with another wealthy friend. I can't lose, and you're getting
a brand new car out of the deal, and it makes my soul happy to be so
generous. I am also betting that within one year you will die in the
car as I have rigged the bottom of the vehicle with a time bomb. I
don't know why I'm telling you this, now you might now accept the
car. Anyway, it's there if you want it. Just name the brand you like
- cost means nothing - and I'll have it shipped to you. All I need
your name, address, and social security number.

TJ

somebody

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On May 27, 3:48 am, "Julie Bove" <julieb...@frontier.com> wrote:
> "dsi1" <d...@eternal-september.invalid> wrote in message
Sulfur Springs, Colorado? That place does smell.

somebody

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May 28, 2012, 12:00:56 AM5/28/12
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I don't need a new car. Just one that doesn't make an annoying
noise. I don't even care if it has AC. I didn't grow up with AC and
don't really like it... I'd prefer an old car that's dependable and
not worth much. And doesn't make a damned annoying high pitched
squeaky noise... And gets good gas mileage.

dsi1

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May 28, 2012, 4:04:41 AM5/28/12
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How about going on a weight loss program where the plates get smaller
every two weeks or so? Say about 1/16"? After a year, you'll really be
losing those pounds and after 2 years you'd be able to eat anything you
want as long as it fits on a dime? Just a thought.

dsi1

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May 28, 2012, 4:16:58 AM5/28/12
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I think your idea is a good one. Kids these days really could use some
visual aids for sex education and health class that are a little more
snazzy. I think they would really be receptive to a giant hydraulic
operated penis. Heck I'd like to see one. What guy wouldn't?

dsi1

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May 28, 2012, 4:19:05 AM5/28/12
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Sounds like your idler/tension pulley needs to be replaced.

Gary

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May 28, 2012, 6:53:34 AM5/28/12
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dsi1 wrote:
>
> I think your idea is a good one. Kids these days really could use some
> visual aids for sex education and health class that are a little more
> snazzy. I think they would really be receptive to a giant hydraulic
> operated penis. Heck I'd like to see one. What guy wouldn't?

I have no desire to see one. WTH?

Gary

Nunya Bidnits

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ImStillMags <sitar...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 25, 12:50 pm, somebody <tom.ungvar...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>>
>> Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
>> this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
>> from stagnant water inside the hose.
>>
>> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
>> up?
>
> Oh you can still drink out of the hose if you want. Don't you
> remember what the water tasted like back in those days when you drank
> out of a hose....it tasted like you were drinking out of a hose. I'm
> sure the hose that is manufactured today is no different than the one
> you drank out of as a kid. I bet the water tastes the same today
> when you drink it. The only difference is that today it is required
> by law for those warnings to be posted.
>
> Personally I never would drink out of a hose, I couldn't stand that
> taste.

OTOH those who like the taste could take an old hose and cut it up to be put
in water to make a nice vinyl hose infusion.

;-)


Nunya Bidnits

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May 28, 2012, 10:42:06 AM5/28/12
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Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> On Sat, 26 May 2012 02:12:58 +0000 (UTC), gregz <ze...@comcast.net>
> wrote:
>
>> Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>>> On Fri, 25 May 2012 17:30:26 -0600, Pennyaline
>>> <norweg...@beatifulplummage.innit> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 5/25/2012 2:59 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>>>> somebody wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>>>>>
>>>>> Wrong
>>>>>
>>>>>> Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water
>>>>>> out of this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or
>>>>>> bacteria from stagnant water inside the hose.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids
>>>>>> growing up?
>>>>>
>>>>> Just because people drink from garden hoses doesn't mean it's the
>>>>> right thing to do, if your dog drinks from the toilet will you?
>>>>> Most typical garden hoses are not designed to be used for potable
>>>>> water... hoses meant for drinking water are made of different
>>>>> materials and are identifiable by being white.
>>>>> http://www.swanhose.com/p-marinecamper_spec-hose.shtml
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> We're talking plain old garden hoses connected to common household
>>>> water, Sheldon. This isn't a specialized application where
>>>> potable, gray and black water have to be kept separate and plainly
>>>> marked, or where secondary water is being run through outdoor hose
>>>> bibs.
>>>
>>> Are you normally thick, dense, and obtuse? I answered the question
>>> correctly. Most garden hose manufacturers produce hoses
>>> specifically for potable water (typically for RV, marine, and
>>> travel trailer use), the standard color for identification is
>>> white. There is no law regulating which hoses people drink from
>>> but it's wise to use those specifically manufactured for potable
>>> water. Considering there are so many self proclaimed know it alls
>>> at rfc I'm udderly amazed that no one else knows about potable
>>> water hoses.
>>> http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/catalog/servlet/ContentView?pn=Garden_Hose
>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_hose
>>
>> Anybody who drank out of hoses usually can smell and taste vinyl type
>> smells, especially if it's just turned on.
>
> That's only true of relatively new garden hoses, that plastic smell
> and taste disapates within a relatively short time, especially as
> bacterial slime builds up inside those hoses. The hoses made for
> potable water are made of different materials, especially the interior
> ply that's of a special material that doesn't readily harbor
> bacteria... also the couplings are made of a nonreactive metal. There
> is nothing new about garden hose packaging being marked with warnings
> about not to use them for drinking, those warnings have been displayed
> for some fifty years. I know very well not to drink from the typical
> garden hose but when outside on a hot day and watering plants I will
> occasionally drink from the hose rather than walk all the way back
> indoors for clean water. Most people who work with garden hoses will
> drink from the hose but it's really not a good practice... especially
> those garden hoses that live in the sun where the water inside
> practically cooks, the plastic becomes brittle and develops many
> microscopic cracks, increasing surface area many fold for harboring
> bacteria and dissolves much more of the plastic.

OTOH, when my old heavy duty Craftsman 3/4" 100% black rubber hoses sit in
the sun, the water inside heats up to scalding temps, especially if it's
been sitting under pressure. I have to direct the stream up in the air and
away from plants until it runs cool. There's not much living inside that
hose after an afternoon in the sun.

You just can't get good hose any more. ;-)

MartyB


Tommy Joe

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On May 27, 2:37 am, dsi1 <d...@eternal-september.invalid> wrote:

> There used to be a faucet at my grandma's house that used to smell like
> an egg-farting elephant. The kids would turn it on just to get a whiff
> of that awful smell.


Your comments of truth only serve to bolster my claim that all
people love the smell of foul odors, or any odors for that matter - as
just being able to smell means we're alive. Some smells are more
attractive than others. But if the most attractive smells were taken
away, surely they would be replaced with others. Some smells are
considered foul, and they are - but even the foul ones have a certain
appeal that cannot be denied by any honest, open-minded person. Even
road kill is good. Sure, your face crunches up and you might exhale a
mighty, "Whew, what the hell is that?", but at the same time your nose
will be twitching with the same excitement your grandma's kids would
display when they'd turn on that faucet for a quick "Ewwww-like"
sampling of stench. We love it, all of us.

The world stinks and I love it,
TJ

Tommy Joe

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May 29, 2012, 2:38:37 AM5/29/12
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On May 28, 12:00 am, somebody <tom.ungvar...@gmail.com> wrote:

> I don't need a new car.  Just one that doesn't make an annoying
> noise.  I don't even care if it has AC.  I didn't grow up with AC and
> don't really like it... I'd prefer an old car that's dependable and
> not worth much.  And doesn't make a damned annoying high pitched
> squeaky noise...  And gets good gas mileage.


The only thing cheaper by cost today are electronic toys,
everything else is sky high and ready for the stratosphere. I
determine the relative condition the economy is in on the basis of
minimum wage. I know in the mid 70s I made $80 a week minimum wage,
and at that time you could find a decent car for a week's wages. You
could even pay a month's rent on it if you found the right place. Try
that today. Minimum wage today pays about $250 a week. You might be
able to get a used car for that but you're going to have to get
lucky. And you're not going to find a monthly rental for that
either. My point is, I am no different from you. I have never had AC
anywhere, period. I haven't owned a car in 30 years. I can't figure
out how people do it. They must be in debt. I had a guy offer me a
free car about 20 years ago. I knew it would need work at some point
and I also knew what I made per week and that owning the car would
probably be a drain on me and also a waste of something good, so I
told the guy thanks but please give it to someone who can really take
care of it.

See how honest I am?
TJ

Tommy Joe

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May 29, 2012, 2:42:47 AM5/29/12
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On May 28, 4:16 am, dsi1 <d...@eternal-september.invalid> wrote:

> I think your idea is a good one. Kids these days really could use some
> visual aids for sex education and health class that are a little more
> snazzy. I think they would really be receptive to a giant hydraulic
> operated penis. Heck I'd like to see one. What guy wouldn't?



I'm not gay but I might buy one of those shoe-stretching machines
to stretch my mouth as wide as it will go so I can suck on the big
mechanical dorkus.

TJ

Tommy Joe

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May 29, 2012, 2:41:44 AM5/29/12
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On May 28, 4:04 am, dsi1 <d...@eternal-september.invalid> wrote:

> How about going on a weight loss program where the plates get smaller
> every two weeks or so? Say about 1/16"? After a year, you'll really be
> losing those pounds and after 2 years you'd be able to eat anything  you
> want as long as it fits on a dime?  Just a thought.



Funny idea, not sure it would work though. Hell, they might wind
up eating the plates. In fact, we could make the plates out of some
kind of sugar ingredient - like the kind they make fortune cookies
with - and the plate could then be eaten as a dessert. In reality,
the small-plate users going to progressively smaller plates will
probably resort to creatively piling the food high, even choosing
foods that are sticky so they can be piled vertically on the tiny
plate base so that the food will look like a rocket and the plate like
a launching pad.

TJ

Tommy Joe

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May 29, 2012, 2:49:12 AM5/29/12
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On May 28, 10:42 am, "Nunya Bidnits" <nunyabidn...@eternal-
september.invalid> wrote:




> OTOH, when my old heavy duty Craftsman 3/4" 100% black rubber hoses sit in
> the sun, the water inside heats up to scalding temps, especially if it's
> been sitting under pressure. I have to direct the stream up in the air and
> away from plants until it runs cool. There's not much living inside that
> hose after an afternoon in the sun.


> OTOH those who like the taste could take an old hose and cut it up to be put in water to make a nice vinyl hose infusion.


LOL, last comment. On the subject of hoses though, most things
come through them, don't they? If you drink tap water (I do), I'm not
sure you'd want to see what the pipes look like. I'm sure most of the
transported food and drink we use are poured through hoses or funnels
and into vats that would not be pretty to look at. Just look at it
this way: You are a germ. Your body is a waste machine. You can
chew up and spit out almost anything the earth has to offer. Just
don't think about it too often or you might not want to eat or drink
for a while.

TJ

dsi1

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May 29, 2012, 3:56:08 AM5/29/12
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The kids would turn on the hose and it took about 10 seconds before we'd
get a whiff of that stink and then it would get stronger and then
stronger still. The kids would then yell and run away from that thing.

Every culture has their own favorite stinky foods. I guess the favorite
one here is takuwan, which is pickled daikon. We like ours dyed to a
brilliant fluorescent yellow. I will eat one or two small pieces of this
stinky stuff if it's in a bento on a bed of rice. Any more than that -
forget it. Of course nato is just awful and smells like a hamper of
used, damp, gym socks that's been sitting in a closet for a week. There
no chance in hell that I'd ever eat it so we can just forget about that one.

I bought a shaker box of asiago cheese from Costco and had not been able
to find it for a few days. I was relieved to find it wrapped in a
plastic bag, tucked away in the fridge. Evidently kimchee has met it's
match as the stinky food king in our refrigerator. I guess my wife
couldn't handle it. Payback is a bitch...

I'm gonna make a pizza with that cheese tomorrow. It'll be great - and
stinky. :-)




dsi1

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May 29, 2012, 4:20:05 AM5/29/12
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I've never been one to pile food on top of each other. Local fat boy
chef Sam Choy was heavy into vertical dishes about a decade ago - a
silly concept. Looking at his creations would make me feel ill. That guy
has lost a lot of weight so my bet is that his dishes are now as flat as
one of those flat places on the mainland.

OTOH, you're probably right about people going to ridiculous heights to
cheat on portions. It might be smarter to use regular size plates and
use a miniature limbo pole that your plate has to limbo under. If you
knock down the pole, you don't eat!






Tommy Joe

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On May 29, 3:56 am, dsi1 <d...@eternal-september.invalid> wrote:

> Every culture has their own favorite stinky foods. I guess the favorite
> one here is takuwan, which is pickled daikon. We like ours dyed to a
> brilliant fluorescent yellow. I will eat one or two small pieces of this
> stinky stuff if it's in a bento on a bed of rice. Any more than that -
> forget it. Of course nato is just awful and smells like a hamper of
> used, damp, gym socks that's been sitting in a closet for a week. There
> no chance in hell that I'd ever eat it so we can just forget about that one.
>
> I bought a shaker box of asiago cheese from Costco and had not been able
> to find it for a few days. I was relieved to find it wrapped in a
> plastic bag, tucked away in the fridge. Evidently kimchee has met it's
> match as the stinky food king in our refrigerator. I guess my wife
> couldn't handle it. Payback is a bitch...
>
> I'm gonna make a pizza with that cheese tomorrow. It'll be great - and
> stinky. :-)


Interesting comments. Now please pardon me as I drift away from
food and dwell strictly on stench for a moment. When I was a kid,
about 13, I remember one day taking a crap and putting it in a large
jar - not too large, maybe about a quart tops - and then took a leak
into the jar and stirred it till it was the consistency of hummus or
maybe hard icecream about to go soft - that texture. But it wasn't
enough. I went down to my grandparent's fridge and put some mayo and
ketchup and mustard in the jar and then stirred it up and placed it on
the roof outside my bedroom window. It was summer. I had that
thing out there for a week or more before I got bored with it. But
every day I'd take it off the roof and open it for a whiff and it made
me feel like a scientist of some sort, maybe even coming up with the
cure for cancer for all I know. The stinkier it is the healthier it's
got to be, like medicine. It was one of the few projects I've ever
been involved with in my life really - the turd jar on the sun baked
roof of my grandparent's home project, many years ago.

TJ

Tommy Joe

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May 29, 2012, 4:27:51 AM5/29/12
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On May 29, 4:20 am, dsi1 <d...@eternal-september.invalid> wrote:

> I've never been one to pile food on top of each other. Local fat boy
> chef Sam Choy was heavy into vertical dishes about a decade ago - a
> silly concept. Looking at his creations would make me feel ill. That guy
> has lost a lot of weight so my bet is that his dishes are now as flat as
> one of those flat places on the mainland.
>
> OTOH, you're probably right about people going to ridiculous heights to
> cheat on portions. It might be smarter to use regular size plates and
> use a miniature limbo pole that your plate has to limbo under. If you
> knock down the pole, you don't eat!


Earn your plate! In all seriousness I've run out of jokes on the
small plate subject but will agree with you that they are the proper
size for most practical meals, if we're talking about the same sized
plates, and I think we are. Instead of the limbo, how about this: If
the plate is too large to shove up one's ass sideways, then it's too
large to eat from. I am done here, going out to the kitchen where I
have a bowl of beans that just finished heating in the microwave. The
bowl was bought at the dollar store. It's the simple white one, not
too large, and is very good for the microwave. I cook and eat the
same thing for 5 or 6 days - adding different things each day if so
inclined - and I'm on day 3 with the bean mix. I wish they made me
fart but they don't. I think my intestines are so narrow and so
clogged with age-induced turds that the farts can't get through in one
piece. My farts are very disappointing. They don't roll out like
they used to, they just squeak out. Bad, very bad. God, sometimes I
think that cutting a good fart is even more rewarding than taking a
good crap. I miss it.

TJ

dsi1

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May 29, 2012, 4:33:18 AM5/29/12
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As an Asian guy, I could use a stretching machine but I sure wouldn't
use it on my mouth. It's inexplicable to me that the Chinese, with
thousands of years of herbal knowledge, have still not developed a "90
days to a larger penis pill." These are wondrous times yet I fear I
shall never live to see that ever come to pass.

dsi1

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May 29, 2012, 4:38:22 AM5/29/12
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On 5/28/2012 10:20 PM, Tommy Joe wrote:

> Interesting comments. Now please pardon me as I drift away from
> food and dwell strictly on stench for a moment. When I was a kid,
> about 13, I remember one day taking a crap and putting it in a large
> jar - not too large, maybe about a quart tops - and then took a leak
> into the jar and stirred it till it was the consistency of hummus or
> maybe hard icecream about to go soft - that texture. But it wasn't
> enough. I went down to my grandparent's fridge and put some mayo and
> ketchup and mustard in the jar and then stirred it up and placed it on
> the roof outside my bedroom window. It was summer. I had that
> thing out there for a week or more before I got bored with it. But
> every day I'd take it off the roof and open it for a whiff and it made
> me feel like a scientist of some sort, maybe even coming up with the
> cure for cancer for all I know. The stinkier it is the healthier it's
> got to be, like medicine. It was one of the few projects I've ever
> been involved with in my life really - the turd jar on the sun baked
> roof of my grandparent's home project, many years ago.
>
> TJ

That's a great story! My guess is that you would have made a fine food
chemist.

dsi1

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May 29, 2012, 4:45:48 AM5/29/12
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On 5/28/2012 10:27 PM, Tommy Joe wrote:
>
> Earn your plate! In all seriousness I've run out of jokes on the
> small plate subject but will agree with you that they are the proper
> size for most practical meals, if we're talking about the same sized
> plates, and I think we are. Instead of the limbo, how about this: If
> the plate is too large to shove up one's ass sideways, then it's too
> large to eat from. I am done here, going out to the kitchen where I
> have a bowl of beans that just finished heating in the microwave. The
> bowl was bought at the dollar store. It's the simple white one, not
> too large, and is very good for the microwave. I cook and eat the
> same thing for 5 or 6 days - adding different things each day if so
> inclined - and I'm on day 3 with the bean mix. I wish they made me
> fart but they don't. I think my intestines are so narrow and so
> clogged with age-induced turds that the farts can't get through in one
> piece. My farts are very disappointing. They don't roll out like
> they used to, they just squeak out. Bad, very bad. God, sometimes I
> think that cutting a good fart is even more rewarding than taking a
> good crap. I miss it.
>
> TJ

It doesn't sound like anything that a cheap made-in-Taiwan bicycle pump
couldn't fix. Sorry to hear about your intestines being on the
lackadaisical side. That sounds shitty. No pun intended.

George M. Middius

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May 29, 2012, 9:48:00 AM5/29/12
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dsi1 wrote:

> As an Asian guy, I could use a stretching machine but I sure wouldn't
> use it on my mouth. It's inexplicable to me that the Chinese, with
> thousands of years of herbal knowledge, have still not developed a "90
> days to a larger penis pill." These are wondrous times yet I fear I
> shall never live to see that ever come to pass.

You must harvest the blue flowers on the north side of the mountain
and carry it to the temple. Then and only then shall you learn how to
make the magic Penis Enlarger Elixir.

dsi1

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May 29, 2012, 2:03:54 PM5/29/12
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Magic blue flowers - why didn't I think of that!

merryb

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May 29, 2012, 5:20:04 PM5/29/12
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On May 25, 4:42 pm, gregz <ze...@comcast.net> wrote:
> somebody <tom.ungvar...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> > Inside the package cover it says:  WARNING!  Do not drink water out of
> > this hose.  The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> > from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
> > Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> > up?
>
> There are special hoses for rv's as I just bought a new one.
>
> Greg

This is true, and they are white, right?

merryb

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May 29, 2012, 5:21:58 PM5/29/12
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On May 25, 5:53 pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> On Fri, 25 May 2012 17:30:26 -0600, Pennyaline
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> <norwegianb...@beatifulplummage.innit> wrote:
> >On 5/25/2012 2:59 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
> >> somebody wrote:
>
> >>> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> >> Wrong
>
> >>> Inside the package cover it says:  WARNING!  Do not drink water out of
> >>> this hose.  The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> >>>from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
> >>> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> >>> up?
>
> >> Just because people drink from garden hoses doesn't mean it's the
> >> right thing to do, if your dog drinks from the toilet will you?  Most
> >> typical garden hoses are not designed to be used for potable water...
> >> hoses meant for drinking water are made of different materials and are
> >> identifiable by being white.
> >>http://www.swanhose.com/p-marinecamper_spec-hose.shtml
>
> >We're talking plain old garden hoses connected to common household
> >water, Sheldon. This isn't a specialized application where potable, gray
> >and black water have to be kept separate and plainly marked, or where
> >secondary water is being run through outdoor hose bibs.
>
> Are you normally thick, dense, and obtuse?  I answered the question
> correctly.  Most garden hose manufacturers produce hoses specifically
> for potable water (typically for RV, marine, and travel trailer use),
> the standard color for identification is white.  There is no law
> regulating which hoses people drink from but it's wise to use those
> specfically manufactured for potable water.  Considering there are so
> many self proclaimed know it alls at rfc I'm udderly amazed that no
> one else knows about potable water hoses.http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/catalog/servlet/ContentView?pn=Garden...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_hose

I do, and you are 100% correct. Imagine using the wrong hose for clean
water! :(

Jim Elbrecht

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May 29, 2012, 5:27:17 PM5/29/12
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On Tue, 29 May 2012 14:20:04 -0700 (PDT), merryb <msg...@juno.com>
wrote:
Not all of them-
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Camco-TastePURE-35-Drinking-Water-Hose/16783109

Most RVers I know *use* white as it is traditional--- but there are
blue, green and red potable water hoses available.

Jim

merryb

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May 29, 2012, 5:33:28 PM5/29/12
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On May 29, 2:27 pm, Jim Elbrecht <elbre...@email.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 29 May 2012 14:20:04 -0700 (PDT), merryb <msg...@juno.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> >On May 25, 4:42 pm, gregz <ze...@comcast.net> wrote:
> >> somebody <tom.ungvar...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> > (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> >> > Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
> >> > this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> >> > from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
> >> > Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> >> > up?
>
> >> There are special hoses for rv's as I just bought a new one.
>
> >> Greg
>
> >This is true, and they are white, right?
>
> Not all of them-http://www.walmart.com/ip/Camco-TastePURE-35-Drinking-Water-Hose/1678...
>
> Most RVers I know *use* white as it is traditional--- but there are
> blue, green and red potable water hoses available.
>
> Jim

Hmmm, ok- guess I've only seen white. Thanks!

Tommy Joe

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May 30, 2012, 12:54:41 AM5/30/12
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On May 29, 4:33 am, dsi1 <d...@eternal-september.invalid> wrote:

> As an Asian guy, I could use a stretching machine but I sure wouldn't
> use it on my mouth. It's inexplicable to me that the Chinese, with
> thousands of years of herbal knowledge, have still not developed a "90
> days to a larger penis pill." These are wondrous times yet I fear I
> shall never live to see that ever come to pass.


If the asian dick is really smaller, then it stands to reason the
asian pussy is the same. So the too small problem only occurs when an
asian with a too small dick is trying to get it on with a non asian
female with a too large vagina. There is probably a purpose for the
asian dick as all things serve a purpose of some sort. I'm sure a
prostitute called upon to suck a dick would be pleased to see her
client is asian. So no matter what you think of your own small dick,
please remember that somewhere out there is someone who somehow
benefits from it. This is a lesson to be learned and I have many to
teach.

All dick, no balls,
TJ

Tommy Joe

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May 30, 2012, 1:03:42 AM5/30/12
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On May 29, 4:38 am, dsi1 <d...@eternal-september.invalid> wrote:

> That's a great story! My guess is that you would have made a fine food
> chemist.



I think it was the lack of responsibility. It was my project
alone. I was not under the gun to produce. It was a luxury just to
know I had the time to dabble in so worthless a pursuit.

I was one who visited the novelty shops looking for practical
jokes and so forth. I was in my teens, maybe 17. I saw this item for
sale that said, "Fart Container", or something like that. I can't
recall the actual title. It was a novelty item, not designed for
use. It was a nozzle like what you'd see on an enema tube. The
nozzle was attached to a hard blue bulb. The idea was you stick the
nozzle up your ass and fart into the bulb. But it could not be done
because the bulb was hard, not like a balloon.

That did not deter me though. I farted into the nozzle and
then quickly held my finger over the nozzle hole and walked all the
way to the poolroom, about a mile, with my finger pressed to the hole
to keep the fermenting fart trapped in the bulb. Later I found a
friend I knew could take a joke without getting violent. I approached
him and said, "Hey, smell this stuff", holding the bulb up as his face
zoomed in, only to release my finger and press on the bulb
simultaneously, releasing the trapped fermentation straight into my
victim's face. We both laughed about it later. Hey, it's just a
smell man, get over it.

Be like the fart itself, do your thing and move on
TJ

Tommy Joe

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May 30, 2012, 1:05:49 AM5/30/12
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On May 29, 4:45 am, dsi1 <d...@eternal-september.invalid> wrote:

> It doesn't sound like anything that a cheap made-in-Taiwan bicycle pump
> couldn't fix. Sorry to hear about your intestines being on the
> lackadaisical side. That sounds shitty. No pun intended.


A regular routine other than lying in bed for hours at a time
might help. I'm an extremist - 4 mile walks and lying in bed with my
best buddy the tv, that's about it when it comes to my day.

TJ

dsi1

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May 30, 2012, 2:21:12 AM5/30/12
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Thanks for the pep talk.

Catfood Chef

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May 30, 2012, 3:29:14 AM5/30/12
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On May 25, 4:25 pm, Pennyaline <norwegianb...@beatifulplummage.innit>
wrote:
> On 5/25/2012 1:50 PM, somebody wrote:
>
> > (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> > Inside the package cover it says:  WARNING!  Do not drink water out of
> > this hose.  The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> > from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
> > Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> > up?
>
> You can do whatever you want within the law. Drink out of the hose if
> you want. Nobody is stopping you. They just have to put those warnings
> on, is all.

You fucking lying piece of capitalist shit. How come the Bush Cartel
can kidnap and torture me and be elected to office? Because maggots
like you deserve to be beaten to death. Dupont and Shell passed laws
allowing fossil fuels to be added to the hose. Nuke Congress.

Catfood Chef

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May 30, 2012, 3:30:52 AM5/30/12
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On May 25, 5:17 pm, "Steve Freides" <st...@kbnj.com> wrote:
> somebody wrote:
> > (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> > Inside the package cover it says:  WARNING!  Do not drink water out of
> > this hose.  The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> > from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
> > Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> > up?
>
> What do you call 10,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
>
> -S-

Justice. Arrest the Bush Cartel

Catfood Chef

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May 30, 2012, 3:31:22 AM5/30/12
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On May 25, 5:05 pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> On Fri, 25 May 2012 15:38:21 -0500, John Kuthe <JohnKu...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> >On Fri, 25 May 2012 12:50:05 -0700 (PDT), somebody
> ><tom.ungvar...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >>(garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> >>Inside the package cover it says:  WARNING!  Do not drink water out of
> >>this hose.  The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> >>from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
> >>Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> >>up?
>
> >Everyone knows that to drink water from a garden hose, you've got to
> >let the water run for a while first! Otherwise it tastes like the
> >HOSE!! Ick!
>
> Wrong on both counts  Hoses for potable water are made of a
> bacteriostat material and of non corrosive metal... potable water hose
> is identifiable by being white.

That's racist.
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