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Hank Rogers

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Jul 3, 2020, 2:16:41 PM7/3/20
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Sqwertz wrote:
> I finally fixed my sagging, rubbing front door in 10 minutes. Don't
> believe those videos that say you don't even neeed to remove the
> hinge pin. Invest the extra 2 minutes removing the pin. Crescent
> wrench instead of knuckle bender works.
>
> You lazy money grubbing White anglo saxon fart burners can all go
> hell and fix your own damned doors. Because I'm a computer engineer
> and a certified marijuana nurse! Time for my standard breakfast.
>

What happened? Did he finally go completely psychotic with his UZI?


Alex

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Jul 3, 2020, 9:08:24 PM7/3/20
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Sqwertz wrote:
> I finally fixed my sagging, rubbing front door in 10 minutes. Don't
> believe those videos that say you don't even neeed to remove the
> hinge pin. Invest the extra 2 minutes removing the pin. Crescent
> wrench instead of knuckle bender works.
>
> You lazy money grubbing White anglo saxon fart burners can all go
> hell and fix your own damned doors. Because I'm a computer engineer
> and a certified marijuana nurse! Time for my standard breakfast.

It wasn't that difficult, was it?  If you paid a guy $1500 it would
be...the same.

Alex

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Jul 3, 2020, 9:09:25 PM7/3/20
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No need to speak of the departed.  Life is good.  Happy Independence Day!

Alex

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Jul 4, 2020, 11:03:39 PM7/4/20
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Sqwertz wrote:
> It was amazingly simple. I didn't even know it could be done until I
> looked it up, and 20 minutes later it was fixed. I was having
> trouble with the crescent wrench until I realized it was on
> backwards and I was pulling it towards the frame.
>
> I'm glad I didn't have any sandpaper, otherwise that's how I would
> have fixed it. Which really only makes it worse.
>
> Tomorrow I fix the oven. I was late updating my credit card info at
> Amazon and I didn't get it delivered yesterday (I may need it today
> if I run out of lump). So it will be delivered Sunday.
>
> That was $225 minimum for a house call including the igniter. Or
> $17.40 from Amazon and DIY.
>
> I've always pissed and moaned about youtube, except for the DIY
> videos. My childhood would have been a lot different with the
> Internet.
>
> -sw

You're right.  You would be a snowflake, brain-dead, pussy like most
kids these days.  I've got a buddy with a grandkid that isn't allowed to
crawl around in the yard.  It's grass!

Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl

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Jul 4, 2020, 11:21:25 PM7/4/20
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You tell 'em brother!!!!
God damn Millennials!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Them piece of shit candy assed good for nothing iphone carrying morons

--

____/~~~sine qua non~~~\____

Bruce

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Jul 5, 2020, 12:12:54 AM7/5/20
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Lots of them are gluten sensitive, though!

Alex

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Jul 6, 2020, 7:12:33 PM7/6/20
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With peanut allergies.

Alex

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Jul 6, 2020, 7:22:07 PM7/6/20
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Sqwertz wrote:
>> You're right.  You would be a snowflake, brain-dead, pussy like most
>> kids these days.  I've got a buddy with a grandkid that isn't allowed to
>> crawl around in the yard.  It's grass!
> And it's just gonna get worse, too. Already the 20-somethings are
> all like that.
>
> -sw

They shouldn't be allowed to vote until they can show they know how to
change a car tire.  The dipshit Millennial next door - who still lives
with his mother - couldn't get into his car.  I showed him where the key
was hidden in the fob and opened the door for him. Everything lit up
inside - the dome light, dashboard, and radio but it wouldn't start.  I
had to tell the idiot to change the battery in his remote.  He went
inside and got the spare and, like freaking magic, the car started.  Of
course he said he was going to take the dead remote to the dealer.  I
suggested a quick YouTube search and a trip to Home Depot for the $.99
battery.  I had a CR2025 at home but I wasn't going to hand it to him.

The old joke about asking the neighbor kid to stop your VCR from
blinking 12:00 has turned on them.

itsjoan...@webtv.net

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Jul 6, 2020, 8:28:56 PM7/6/20
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On Monday, July 6, 2020 at 6:22:07 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
>
> Sqwertz wrote:
> >
> > And it's just gonna get worse, too. Already the 20-somethings are
> > all like that.
> >
> > -sw
>
> They shouldn't be allowed to vote until they can show they know how to
> change a car tire.  The dipshit Millennial next door - who still lives
> with his mother - couldn't get into his car.  I showed him where the key
> was hidden in the fob and opened the door for him. Everything lit up
> inside - the dome light, dashboard, and radio but it wouldn't start.  I
> had to tell the idiot to change the battery in his remote.  He went
> inside and got the spare and, like freaking magic, the car started.  Of
> course he said he was going to take the dead remote to the dealer.  I
> suggested a quick YouTube search and a trip to Home Depot for the $.99
> battery.  I had a CR2025 at home but I wasn't going to hand it to him.
>
> The old joke about asking the neighbor kid to stop your VCR from
> blinking 12:00 has turned on them.
>
The scary part is they vote and breed or breed and vote.

Bruce

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Jul 6, 2020, 8:30:48 PM7/6/20
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So do Republicans.

Hank Rogers

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Jul 6, 2020, 8:54:37 PM7/6/20
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So true <snif>




Lucretia Borgia

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Jul 7, 2020, 7:35:10 AM7/7/20
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Thanks for my morning laugh!
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