Alex wrote:
> I haven't, and never will, shave my sack. Too many bad things can go wrong!
Too many bad things? List them.
Between my early teens and age 30 I never went to a barber. I used a razor
blade held up against a comb to cut the hair on my head. One day I was at
the usual procedure when I cut too big a chunk off one side of my head forcing
me to remove an equal amount for the other side to achieve balance. I must have
balance!
I messed that up too. I kept going back and forth looking in the mirror, and the
more effort I put into correcting it the worse it got. Finally after many failed
attempts I said fuck it and pulled out a pair of scissors and a bunch of razors.
I removed all the hair from my head then shaved it like a baby's ass. Smooth.
I was laughing my head of scoping out the image from all angles and said, "Fuck
it", once again as I sliced my eyebrows off. I laughed even harder. I looked like
something from outer space. It was hilarious. I thought of all the attention I'd
get at the poolroom. I was right. Everyone was astounded by the new trend setting
look. I enjoyed the attention. But within two days I was digging away at my eyebrow
stubs with what little fingernails I had at the time and screaming for them to hurry up
and grow back. The bald head I could deal with. In fact I got the buzz cut just last
week. I love it. Low maintenance. I agree about the nut suck. I did shave mine when
I was a teen. Maybe even once in my 20s. Hair grows. It's not like loosing an arm or
a leg. But the itching when it starts growing back is pretty wicked.