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Christopher M.

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May 20, 2013, 5:27:07 PM5/20/13
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What would you make...if you only had one slice of salami left?

Would you make a sandwich? Or a pizza? Or roll it up so tight that you can
pick your teeth with it?


W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)


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May 20, 2013, 5:23:13 PM5/20/13
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Depends if it's good salami or not. Where I am located it's almost
impossible to get good salami!

sf

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May 20, 2013, 5:34:59 PM5/20/13
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On Mon, 20 May 2013 17:27:07 -0400, "Christopher M."
<nospam_...@loo.com> wrote:

> What would you make...if you only had one slice of salami left?
>
> Would you make a sandwich? Or a pizza? Or roll it up so tight that you can
> pick your teeth with it?
>
There's no such thing as a single slice of salami.

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George Leppla

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May 20, 2013, 5:39:43 PM5/20/13
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On 5/20/2013 4:34 PM, sf wrote:
> On Mon, 20 May 2013 17:27:07 -0400, "Christopher M."
> <nospam_...@loo.com> wrote:
>
>> What would you make...if you only had one slice of salami left?
>>
>> Would you make a sandwich? Or a pizza? Or roll it up so tight that you can
>> pick your teeth with it?
>>
> There's no such thing as a single slice of salami.


Not in my house either. No matter what I am making, if there is just
one more piece, it goes into the sandwich, salad, etc.... or becomes an
instant chef's treat.

George L

Dave Smith

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May 20, 2013, 7:20:43 PM5/20/13
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On 20/05/2013 5:27 PM, Christopher M. wrote:
> What would you make...if you only had one slice of salami left?
>
> Would you make a sandwich? Or a pizza? Or roll it up so tight that you can
> pick your teeth with it?
>
>

I think a Poo would roll it up,. stick it in his navel and contemplate it.

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gregz

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May 20, 2013, 9:37:37 PM5/20/13
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I've torn it, put in hot dog bun with lots of mustard.

Greg

spamtrap1888

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May 20, 2013, 11:32:48 PM5/20/13
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On May 20, 2:27 pm, "Christopher M." <nospam_libb...@loo.com> wrote:
> What would you make...if you only had one slice of salami left?
>
> Would you make a sandwich? Or a pizza? Or roll it up so tight that you can
> pick your teeth with it?
>

Chop it up, fry it, and scramble an egg on top of it.

Christopher M.

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May 21, 2013, 12:09:38 AM5/21/13
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"gregz" <ze...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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That sounds interesting. Maybe a low salt mustard.

Julie Bove

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May 21, 2013, 4:44:15 AM5/21/13
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"Christopher M." <nospam_...@loo.com> wrote in message
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I don't eat the stuff and don't usually buy it but assuming it was the kind
that was large enough for a sandwich, I would combine it with other meats
and put it on there.


Julie Bove

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May 21, 2013, 4:44:39 AM5/21/13
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"sf" <s...@geemail.com> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 20 May 2013 17:27:07 -0400, "Christopher M."
> <nospam_...@loo.com> wrote:
>
>> What would you make...if you only had one slice of salami left?
>>
>> Would you make a sandwich? Or a pizza? Or roll it up so tight that you
>> can
>> pick your teeth with it?
>>
> There's no such thing as a single slice of salami.

What? Uh........


Brooklyn1

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May 21, 2013, 9:55:32 AM5/21/13
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"Christopher M." wrote:
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> What would you make...if you only had one slice of salami left?

I'd feed it to the cats... I can't imagine having one slice of any
coldcuts, would've been included in whatever was made last... I
wouldn't open my fridge for one slice.

an...@peak.org

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May 21, 2013, 12:15:52 PM5/21/13
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That's what I was thinking.

Christopher M.

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May 21, 2013, 8:53:52 PM5/21/13
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<an...@peak.org> wrote in message
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I never liked that word: navel.

bigwheel

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May 21, 2013, 4:02:40 PM5/21/13
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'Christopher M.[_5_ Wrote:
> ;1835594']What would you make...if you only had one slice of salami
I like to cut off a plug of rat cheese and wrap it up with the
salami..eat it like a skinny egg roll. Fact is thats what I had for
breakfast. Small world huh? Wash down with a cold beer..yum yum.




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Christopher M.

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May 22, 2013, 2:45:24 PM5/22/13
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"bigwheel" <bigwheel.be...@foodbanter.com> wrote in message
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A plug of cheese? You like string cheese too?

bigwheel

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May 23, 2013, 12:00:59 AM5/23/13
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'Christopher M.[_5_ Wrote:
> ;1836000']"bigwheel" bigwheel.be...@foodbanter.com wrote in
> message
> news:bigwheel.be...@foodbanter.com...-
>
> 'Christopher M.[_5_ Wrote:-
> ;1835594']What would you make...if you only had one slice of salami
> left?
>
> Would you make a sandwich? Or a pizza? Or roll it up so tight that you
> can
> pick your teeth with it?
>
>
> W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)-
>
> I like to cut off a plug of rat cheese and wrap it up with the
> salami..eat it like a skinny egg roll. Fact is thats what I had for
> breakfast. Small world huh? Wash down with a cold beer..yum yum.-
>
> A plug of cheese? You like string cheese too?
>
>
> W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

Well no. It comes out in a plug and a person whacks off a bit. Did you
hear where the crazy lady sent three cute kittens off to cat heaven a
bit early? That can give a cat expurt a heavy heart. It just aint fair.
Im real sad.




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Christopher M.

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May 23, 2013, 11:19:05 PM5/23/13
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You can get really depressed reading the national news. I stay local.

Chemo

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May 24, 2013, 3:29:11 PM5/24/13
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You prefer anal?
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