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John Kuthe

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Jan 10, 2021, 9:19:53 PM1/10/21
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...and his phone# and I'm gonna call him tomorrow evening and arrange for a time I can go in and shadow an experienced nurse who has been working with my new pediatric nursing client for a while to see how nursing things are done for the client!

Yay! I'm gonna be a NURSE again! :-)


John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

GM

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Jan 10, 2021, 9:25:40 PM1/10/21
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johnk...@gmail.com wrote:
> ...and his phone# and I'm gonna call him tomorrow evening and arrange for a time I can go in and shadow an experienced nurse who has been working with my new pediatric nursing client for a while to see how nursing things are done for the client!
>
> Yay! I'm gonna be a NURSE again! :-)


Another "false alarm"....

"Nothing to see here, folks, please move along..."

Lol...

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Greg

John Kuthe

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Jan 10, 2021, 9:37:13 PM1/10/21
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OK! ;-)

John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

GM

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Jan 10, 2021, 11:38:58 PM1/10/21
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johnk...@gmail.com wrote:
> ...and his phone# and I'm gonna call him tomorrow evening and arrange for a time I can go in and shadow an experienced nurse who has been working with my new pediatric nursing client for a while to see how nursing things are done for the client!
>
> Yay! I'm gonna be a NURSE again! :-)


From the list below, what types of delusional disorders does John have...???

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/9599-delusional-disorder

What is delusional disorder?

"Delusional disorder, previously called paranoid disorder, is a type of serious mental illness — called a “psychosis”— in which a person cannot tell what is real from what is imagined. The main feature of this disorder is the presence of delusions, which are unshakable beliefs in something untrue. People with delusional disorder experience non-bizarre delusions, which involve situations that could occur in real life, such as being followed, poisoned, deceived, conspired against, or loved from a distance. These delusions usually involve the misinterpretation of perceptions or experiences. In reality, however, the situations are either not true at all or highly exaggerated.

What are the types of delusional disorder?

There are different types of delusional disorder based on the main theme of the delusions experienced. The types of delusional disorder include:

Erotomanic. Someone with this type of delusional disorder believes that another person, often someone important or famous, is in love with him or her. The person might attempt to contact the object of the delusion, and stalking behavior is not uncommon.

Grandiose. A person with this type of delusional disorder has an over-inflated sense of worth, power, knowledge, or identity. The person might believe he or she has a great talent or has made an important discovery.

Jealous. A person with this type of delusional disorder believes that his or her spouse or sexual partner is unfaithful.

Persecutory. People with this type of delusional disorder believe that they (or someone close to them) are being mistreated, or that someone is spying on them or planning to harm them. It is not uncommon for people with this type of delusional disorder to make repeated complaints to legal authorities.

Somatic. A person with this type of delusional disorder believes that he or she has a physical defect or medical problem.

Mixed. People with this type of delusional disorder have two or more of the types of delusions listed above.

[...]

Can delusional disorder be prevented?

There is no known way to prevent delusional disorder. However, early diagnosis and treatment can help decrease the disruption to the person’s life, family, and friendships..."

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Greg

John Kuthe

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Jan 10, 2021, 11:54:40 PM1/10/21
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I have my MO Nursing license, asshole!


John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

GM

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Jan 11, 2021, 12:07:45 AM1/11/21
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"Dear Mx. Kuthe:

From your above response, we have concluded that you suffer from the following delusional disorder:

PERSECUTORY: People with this type of delusional disorder believe that they (or someone close to them) are being mistreated, or that someone is spying on them or planning to harm them.

Thank you for your speedy response, and we look forward to diagnosing you again...and at no cost to you...!!!"

:-D

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Greg


itsjoan...@webtv.net

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Jan 11, 2021, 12:39:03 AM1/11/21
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Good luck, don't blow it and no unnecessary chatter with clients.
They don't want to hear about how many degrees you have, the
wonders of cannabis or your new roof.

GM

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Jan 11, 2021, 12:44:12 AM1/11/21
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Or his six - hour erections, McIntosh tube pre - amp, nude kayaking and vegan fruit snacks...

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Greg

Gary

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Jan 11, 2021, 8:18:29 AM1/11/21
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Actually a good home nurse should hopefully be a good "people person."
Slowly develop a close personal relationship to become like a good
friend. Grandpa would love that and not just a clinical nurse relationship.

IMO, a daily home nurse should be a valued companion that the patient
looks forward to seeing. The medical part is there but not so important
(in the patient's mind)



Sheldon Martin

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Jan 11, 2021, 9:21:02 AM1/11/21
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And how rich, Rich, RICH he was.

itsjoan...@webtv.net

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Jan 11, 2021, 10:01:52 AM1/11/21
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On Monday, January 11, 2021 at 7:18:29 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
>
> On 1/11/2021 12:38 AM, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
> >
> > Good luck, don't blow it and no unnecessary chatter with clients.
> > They don't want to hear about how many degrees you have, the
> > wonders of cannabis or your new roof.
> >
> Actually a good home nurse should hopefully be a good "people person."
> Slowly develop a close personal relationship to become like a good
> friend. Grandpa would love that and not just a clinical nurse relationship.
>
Absolutely, but you don't want a home health care nurse crowing about
their accomplishments. It's not about the nurse, it's about the patient.
Would you want to be a bedridden patient of John's and be regaled with
daily bulletins about his NordicTrack or his stereo speakers?
>
> IMO, a daily home nurse should be a valued companion that the patient
> looks forward to seeing. The medical part is there but not so important
> (in the patient's mind)
>
Yes, look forward to seeing them, not dreading their visits with tales of their
new roof.

Gary

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Jan 11, 2021, 11:53:22 AM1/11/21
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On 1/11/2021 10:01 AM, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
> On Monday, January 11, 2021 at 7:18:29 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
>>
>> On 1/11/2021 12:38 AM, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
>>>
>>> Good luck, don't blow it and no unnecessary chatter with clients.
>>> They don't want to hear about how many degrees you have, the
>>> wonders of cannabis or your new roof.
>>>
>> Actually a good home nurse should hopefully be a good "people person."
>> Slowly develop a close personal relationship to become like a good
>> friend. Grandpa would love that and not just a clinical nurse relationship.
>>
> Absolutely, but you don't want a home health care nurse crowing about
> their accomplishments. It's not about the nurse, it's about the patient.
> Would you want to be a bedridden patient of John's and be regaled with
> daily bulletins about his NordicTrack or his stereo speakers?

If I ever become a bedridden Grandpa patient of a nurse, I would hope
for a nice looking young female nurse. Not some old guy that looks just
like Mr.Burns on the Simpsons cartoons.








Master Bruce

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Jan 11, 2021, 12:37:56 PM1/11/21
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On Mon, 11 Jan 2021 07:01:48 -0800 (PST), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"
<itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:

>On Monday, January 11, 2021 at 7:18:29 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
>>
>> On 1/11/2021 12:38 AM, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
>> >
>> > Good luck, don't blow it and no unnecessary chatter with clients.
>> > They don't want to hear about how many degrees you have, the
>> > wonders of cannabis or your new roof.
>> >
>> Actually a good home nurse should hopefully be a good "people person."
>> Slowly develop a close personal relationship to become like a good
>> friend. Grandpa would love that and not just a clinical nurse relationship.
>>
>Absolutely, but you don't want a home health care nurse crowing about
>their accomplishments. It's not about the nurse, it's about the patient.
>Would you want to be a bedridden patient of John's and be regaled with
>daily bulletins about his NordicTrack or his stereo speakers?

Who says John talks about the same thing to patients as to RFC? I
don't tell work contacts about ingredient lists either.

Ed Pawlowski

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Jan 11, 2021, 5:24:07 PM1/11/21
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Well if you really cared about them you would spread the word and enrich
their lives. Bet they would appreciate it. Give them the recipe for
garlic potatoes that give a 6 hour erection.

Master Bruce

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Jan 11, 2021, 5:26:29 PM1/11/21
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Now you're confusing me with John. It's understandable but not
correct.

itsjoan...@webtv.net

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Jan 11, 2021, 7:25:44 PM1/11/21
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What do you think the conversations would entail?

jmcquown

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Jan 11, 2021, 7:34:56 PM1/11/21
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John's "patient" isn't a bedridden Grandpa. It's the grandson. He's
allegedly going to be a pediatric nurse again.

I hope that fantasy nurse of yours when you're bedridden doesn't wind up
being a 60 year old woman wearing red lipstick. ;)

Jill

John Kuthe

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Jan 11, 2021, 7:42:01 PM1/11/21
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On Monday, January 11, 2021 at 6:34:56 PM UTC-6, j_mc...@comcast.net wrote:
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> John's "patient" isn't a bedridden Grandpa. It's the grandson. He's
> allegedly going to be a pediatric nurse again.

Yes I AM going to be a Pediatric Nurse again, and NO I am not saying ANYTHING about my client.



> I hope that fantasy nurse of yours when you're bedridden doesn't wind up
> being a 60 year old woman wearing red lipstick. ;)

Not at 60 I wouldn't! And I can''t recall ever wearing red lipstick even at 19 when I did wear makeup, to Culture Shock.

John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

itsjoan...@webtv.net

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Jan 11, 2021, 7:42:31 PM1/11/21
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On Monday, January 11, 2021 at 6:34:56 PM UTC-6, j_mc...@comcast.net wrote:
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Hahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!! Touché!!

Not At All

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Jan 11, 2021, 7:48:19 PM1/11/21
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On 1/10/2021 6:19 PM, John KOOKhe wrote:

> ...and

You didn't get jack shit. You're not even sharp enough to ask
"do you want fries with that?"

Fuck off and drop dead, parasite.

Master Bruce

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Jan 11, 2021, 7:54:53 PM1/11/21
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On Mon, 11 Jan 2021 16:25:40 -0800 (PST), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"
<itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:

>On Monday, January 11, 2021 at 11:37:56 AM UTC-6, Master Bruce wrote:
>>
>> On Mon, 11 Jan 2021 07:01:48 -0800 (PST), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"
>> <itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:
>>
>> >Absolutely, but you don't want a home health care nurse crowing about
>> >their accomplishments. It's not about the nurse, it's about the patient.
>> >Would you want to be a bedridden patient of John's and be regaled with
>> >daily bulletins about his NordicTrack or his stereo speakers?
>> >
>> Who says John talks about the same thing to patients as to RFC? I
>> don't tell work contacts about ingredient lists either.
>>
>What do you think the conversations would entail?

I hope he'll talk about how the patients is doing and the weather :)

Bryan Simmons

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Jan 11, 2021, 8:00:36 PM1/11/21
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On Monday, January 11, 2021 at 6:42:01 PM UTC-6, johnk...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Monday, January 11, 2021 at 6:34:56 PM UTC-6, j_mc...@comcast.net wrote:
> ...
> > John's "patient" isn't a bedridden Grandpa. It's the grandson. He's
> > allegedly going to be a pediatric nurse again.
> Yes I AM going to be a Pediatric Nurse again, and NO I am not saying ANYTHING about my client.
>
Jill assumes grandSON. I figure that she's correct. Nothing in the pesky Usenet archives
suggests that you have any sexual interest in underage peepees, only underage weewees.
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

--Bryan

Hank Rogers

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Jan 11, 2021, 8:00:51 PM1/11/21
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You are confused. Kuth don't sniff butts.


jmcquown

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Jan 11, 2021, 8:03:06 PM1/11/21
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I couldn't help myself. ;)

Jill

jmcquown

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Jan 11, 2021, 8:06:40 PM1/11/21
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On 1/11/2021 8:00 PM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> On Monday, January 11, 2021 at 6:42:01 PM UTC-6, johnk...@gmail.com wrote:
>> On Monday, January 11, 2021 at 6:34:56 PM UTC-6, j_mc...@comcast.net wrote:
>> ...
>>> John's "patient" isn't a bedridden Grandpa. It's the grandson. He's
>>> allegedly going to be a pediatric nurse again.
>> Yes I AM going to be a Pediatric Nurse again, and NO I am not saying ANYTHING about my client.
>>
> Jill assumes grandSON. I figure that she's correct.

I read the post about the grandfather hiring a nurse for his grandson.
Did you?

> Nothing in the pesky Usenet archives
> suggests that you have any sexual interest in underage peepees, only underage weewees.
> --Bryan
>
I never EVER suggested such a thing. It's your mind, Bryan, that
immediately goes to subjects like that. IMHO, there's something
seriously wrong with you.

Jill

Master Bruce

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Jan 11, 2021, 8:47:17 PM1/11/21
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On Mon, 11 Jan 2021 20:06:33 -0500, jmcquown <j_mc...@comcast.net>
wrote:
I think we're all reaching that conclusion once again.

Bryan Simmons

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Jan 11, 2021, 9:08:39 PM1/11/21
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You forget, I know him. "...14, 15, 16, 17..." Are you familiar with the word,
ephebophilia? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebophilia

I am glad that it's a boy.
>
> Jill

--Bryan

Hank Rogers

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Jan 11, 2021, 9:08:39 PM1/11/21
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Did people throw peanuts at you?

Folks probably thought they were looking at a baboon's ass at the
zoo :)



Hank Rogers

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Jan 11, 2021, 9:11:22 PM1/11/21
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Master Bruce wrote:
> On Mon, 11 Jan 2021 16:25:40 -0800 (PST), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"
> <itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:
>
>> On Monday, January 11, 2021 at 11:37:56 AM UTC-6, Master Bruce wrote:
>>>
>>> On Mon, 11 Jan 2021 07:01:48 -0800 (PST), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"
>>> <itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Absolutely, but you don't want a home health care nurse crowing about
>>>> their accomplishments. It's not about the nurse, it's about the patient.
>>>> Would you want to be a bedridden patient of John's and be regaled with
>>>> daily bulletins about his NordicTrack or his stereo speakers?
>>>>
>>> Who says John talks about the same thing to patients as to RFC? I
>>> don't tell work contacts about ingredient lists either.
>>>
>> What do you think the conversations would entail?
>
> I hope he'll talk about how the patients is doing and the weather :)
>

Let me tell you about my 100% electric leaf ... burns zero
gasoline, and can out race ... blah blah blah.


Hank Rogers

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Jan 11, 2021, 9:13:42 PM1/11/21
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But Popeye is quite normal, right?


Hank Rogers

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Jan 11, 2021, 9:14:39 PM1/11/21
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Shouldn't you be off sniffing someone's ass?


Mike Duffy

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Jan 12, 2021, 12:29:02 AM1/12/21
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On Mon, 11 Jan 2021 20:14:30 -0600, Hank Rogers wrote:

> Shouldn't you be off sniffing someone's ass?

It's like when Michael Jackson did his 'moonwalk' dance. By cleverly
moving his feet and head opposite to what a normal sniff requires, he
gives the impression that he is backing off, but he is actually getting
in a tiny sniff with almost every word.

Pay closer attention, Hank. You only noticed him being an ass-hole
himself, but he actually accomplished a double sniff which you completely
missed. I thought you were the expert on this, but it appears that you
need some mentoring.

Try reading his words backwards in slow motion; you'll see.

Gary

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Jan 12, 2021, 8:50:56 AM1/12/21
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On 1/11/2021 7:42 PM, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
LOL. You two are talking about Gary's life after death....in HELL. ;)


Gary

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Jan 12, 2021, 8:54:09 AM1/12/21
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Yes. A good nurse/companion will be a good listener and let the patient
steer the conversations.

Gary

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Jan 12, 2021, 8:54:29 AM1/12/21
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On 1/11/2021 8:06 PM, jmcquown wrote:
> On 1/11/2021 8:00 PM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
>> Jill assumes grandSON. I figure that she's correct.
>
> I read the post about the grandfather hiring a nurse for his grandson.
> Did you?

I missed the "pediatric" part but John's post did not mention a
grandson. (only a client)

Here's the original post:
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OT I GOT the nursing job! Just got a call from Grandpa...

...and his phone# and I'm gonna call him tomorrow evening and arrange
for a time I can go in and shadow an experienced nurse who has been
working with my new pediatric nursing client for a while to see how
nursing things are done for the client!

Yay! I'm gonna be a NURSE again! :-)
-----------------------------------------------------------

Gary

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Jan 12, 2021, 8:57:12 AM1/12/21
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jmcquown wrote:
>
> I hope that fantasy nurse of yours when you're bedridden doesn't wind up
> being a 60 year old woman wearing red lipstick. ;)

I'd have no problem with a nice 60 year old woman but the red lipstick
would have to go if she wanted the job.

Hopefully, I'll never be "bedridden." I'd rather stay active until I
just drop dead someday at maybe a younger age vs live longer and be
bedridden. It's a quality of life vs a quantity thing for me.







notbob

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Jan 13, 2021, 10:02:32 AM1/13/21
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On 2021-01-11, Ed Pawlowski <e...@snet.xxx> wrote:
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