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"You're funny."
"Especially to myself. I think I'm the funniest person I've ever
met, and what's also funny is that some people have actually
had the nerve to suggest that I might be compensating for
some trauma or another, and I thought, 'Yeah, the trauma of
having to suffer fools like you with your trite ideas about shit.'
Chloe, I've never had any trauma more than not being able to
go to a classmate's birthday party because my mom couldn't
afford a gift."
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--Bryan