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Felice

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Sep 5, 2009, 1:04:01 PM9/5/09
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Just picked this one off RFR:

> Lazy Alfredo sauce
>
> 2 10 ounce cans cream of chicken soup
> 8 ounces. sour cream
> 6-8 ounces. grated parmesan or romano cheese
> season with garlic powder, salt, fresh ground pepper and dash nutmeg.
> top with crumbled bacon

I think I'll go back to bed. This day does not bode well.

Felice


Sky

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Sep 5, 2009, 2:09:10 PM9/5/09
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All I can say is "yuck"! Er, for the so-called recipe from RFR!

Sky

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notbob

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Sep 5, 2009, 3:18:34 PM9/5/09
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It's grounds for blowing one's brains out, which I may do after
blowing chunks in the appropriate vessel.

nb

Felice

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Sep 5, 2009, 3:23:45 PM9/5/09
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"notbob" <not...@nothome.com> wrote in message
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Nice visual, that :-)

Felice


graham

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Sep 5, 2009, 3:38:23 PM9/5/09
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"Felice" <fri...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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Not even lazy!! It bears NO resemblance to the real thing, which is dead
easy to make anyway!!


cybercat

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Sep 5, 2009, 5:33:13 PM9/5/09
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"graham" <g.st...@shaw.ca> wrote in message
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Oh please. All the real Italians make theirs with cream of chicken soup.


Felice

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"graham" <g.st...@shaw.ca> wrote in message
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My real purpose in posting it was to rekindle the Alfredo Wars of not too
long ago. If you missed them, hang in there; they erupt every once in a
while like the Hellman's mayo conflicts!

Felice


graham

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Sep 5, 2009, 5:48:33 PM9/5/09
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"Felice" <fri...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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Does Hellman make mayonnaise? {;-)


Felice

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Sep 5, 2009, 11:42:23 PM9/5/09
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"graham" <g.st...@shaw.ca> wrote in message
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AAAARGH! And I thought there was hope for you!

Felice


Christine Dabney

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Sep 5, 2009, 11:45:05 PM9/5/09
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On Sat, 5 Sep 2009 23:42:23 -0400, "Felice" <fri...@comcast.net>
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>> Does Hellman make mayonnaise? {;-)
>
>AAAARGH! And I thought there was hope for you!
>
>Felice
>

I like Dukes better... ;)

Christine
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koko

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Sep 6, 2009, 12:05:44 AM9/6/09
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On Sat, 5 Sep 2009 17:40:31 -0400, "Felice" <fri...@comcast.net>
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I just knew that's what you were up to, you little trouble maker you.

koko
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The Cook

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Sep 6, 2009, 7:41:04 AM9/6/09
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On Sat, 05 Sep 2009 21:45:05 -0600, Christine Dabney
<arti...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

>On Sat, 5 Sep 2009 23:42:23 -0400, "Felice" <fri...@comcast.net>
>wrote:
>
>
>>> Does Hellman make mayonnaise? {;-)
>>
>>AAAARGH! And I thought there was hope for you!
>>
>>Felice
>>
>
>I like Dukes better... ;)
>
>Christine


Me too. No sugar in it.
--
Susan N.

"Moral indignation is in most cases two percent moral,
48 percent indignation, and 50 percent envy."
Vittorio De Sica, Italian movie director (1901-1974)

cybercat

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Sep 6, 2009, 1:00:45 PM9/6/09
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"The Cook" <susan_...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 05 Sep 2009 21:45:05 -0600, Christine Dabney
> <arti...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 5 Sep 2009 23:42:23 -0400, "Felice" <fri...@comcast.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>
>>>> Does Hellman make mayonnaise? {;-)
>>>
>>>AAAARGH! And I thought there was hope for you!
>>>
>>>Felice
>>>
>>
>>I like Dukes better... ;)
>>
>>Christine
>
>
> Me too. No sugar in it.
> --

I didn't know that. I'll try it.


Jean B.

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Sep 7, 2009, 12:14:03 PM9/7/09
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Heh! At first I saw that soup and thought that you, like me,
gravitated toward soup when not feeling well. Then I saw more of
the recipe, and the full meaning of your words dawned on me.... Yeah.

--
Jean B.

Lynn from Fargo Ografmorffig

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Sep 7, 2009, 12:25:01 PM9/7/09
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============================

GACK! I hate what passes for Alfredo in 99.9% of all the restaurants,
soup kitchens. supermarket freezers & shelves etc in the world.

Real Alfredo sauce is made from butter, garlic, cream & parmesan (and
a touch of the pasta water) period! That I will eat.
Lynn in Fargo

hahabogus

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Sep 7, 2009, 12:55:13 PM9/7/09
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Lynn from Fargo Ografmorffig <lynn...@i29.net> wrote in news:9de2515a-ed0c-4a26-9d4d-
092b0e...@e8g2000yqo.googlegroups.com on Sep Mon 2009 am

> On Sep 5, 12:04�pm, "Felice" <fri...@comcast.net> wrote:
>> Just picked this one off RFR:
>>
>> > Lazy Alfredo sauce
>>
>> > 2 10 ounce cans cream of chicken soup
>> > 8 ounces. sour cream
>> > 6-8 ounces. grated parmesan or romano cheese
>> > season with garlic powder, salt, fresh ground pepper and dash nutmeg.
>> > top with crumbled bacon
>>
>> I think I'll go back to bed. This day does not bode well.
>>
>> Felice
>
> ===========================

> GACK! I hate what passes for Alfredo in 99.9% of all the restaurants,
> soup kitchens. supermarket freezers & shelves etc in the world.
>
> Real Alfredo sauce is made from butter, garlic, cream & parmesan (and
> a touch of the pasta water) period! That I will eat.
> Lynn in Fargo
>

@@@@@ Now You're Cooking! Export Format

Pastorio's Half-Assed Bastard Sauce

pasta, sauces/dips

1/2 cup milk
3 tablespoons butter
1 clove garlic
more butter -- if desired
2 tablespoons bacon fat -- if desired
1 large egg
1/4 cup parmesan cheese
flat leaf parsley
fresh ground black pepper

Use some milk. Real milk. Or some skim crap (my how often that shows up in
culinary discourse) with butter in it. The start of a cream coating for the
pasta.

For a pound of pasta, let's build a hypothetical dressing. 1/2 cup milk,
three tablespoons butter and a garlic clove (mashed and very finely minced)
heated until the butter melts and it comes to a boil. Stir to distribute
the butter and to poach the garlic. Reduce to about 1/3 cup - the reduction
will thicken a bit and have a richer mouthfeel. More butter wouldn't hurt
it, nor would a couple tablespoons bacon fat.

Meanwhile, break an egg into a large bowl and add 1/4 cup parmesan cheese
and some fresh, flat leaf parsley. A good grating of black pepper. When the
pasta is done, drain it. Dump the milk reduction into the bowl with the
egg and whisk furiously to mix it all together. Dump the pasta in and toss
quickly to full coat. Serve immediately. More cheese at table.

Description: 'This is a half-assed approximation of a French Sauce Batard
(q.v.) that itself is enormously flexible.'

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

NOTES : This is a satisfying, creamy dish that can be extended by dropping
in some cooked, chopped bacon for a fake Carbonara or some veggies for a
fake primavera or some leftover lobster, truffles and caviar if the queen
pops in suddenly unannounced. It's a good base for adding lots of different
things either as extenders or as flavorings. Or both.

** Exported from Now You're Cooking! v5.85 **

--
Is that your nose, or are you eatting a banana? -Jimmy Durante


hahabogus

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Sep 7, 2009, 1:09:55 PM9/7/09
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"Jean B." <jb...@rcn.com> wrote in news:7gkpqnF...@mid.individual.net on Sep Mon 2009
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> Felice wrote:

@@@@@ Now You're Cooking! Export Format

Garlic Shrimp cream and butter sauce

none

1 cup whipping cream
6 tbsps Butter
1 Cup freshly ground parmesan cheese
1 pinch nutmeg
1 sprinkle of fresh parsley
4 toes garlic minced
1/2 lb shrimp

Right from the top you get your pasta water on and when the water starts to
boil and you add the pasta.


Before the pasta water comes back to a boil I melt the butter in a pan and
cook the shrimp and garlic in the butter. when the shrimp turns pink I
remove the shrimp. Also remove pan from heat so the garlic won't burn.
Then when the pasta comes back to a boil I return the pan to the heat and
add the whipping cream and cheese to the butter and garlic in the pan, stir well to combine and
allow the
sauce to simmer for a few moments to thicken.

Drain the pasta and while it is still hot toss it well with the cream and
butter sauce, the nutmeg, cheese , parsley and shrimp.

I usually do the tossing in the empty pot the pasta cooked in.

The amounts of garlic and shrimp are up to you...I just added them to an
exsisting recipe.
Fresh parmesan cheese is the key to this recipe...Don't use that crud from
kraft in a green shaker.
Use the freshest parmesan cheese you can find.

Dimitri

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Sep 7, 2009, 4:14:27 PM9/7/09
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"Felice" <fri...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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Jimmy Tango Right?

Dimitri

Victor Sack

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Sep 7, 2009, 5:54:10 PM9/7/09
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Lynn from Fargo Ografmorffig <lynn...@i29.net> wrote:

> Real Alfredo sauce

There is no such thing.

> is made from butter, garlic, cream & parmesan (and
> a touch of the pasta water) period!

Nope, it is not.

Time to start another Alfredo war!

Victor

Sky

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Sep 7, 2009, 6:29:33 PM9/7/09
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Does this mean "food fight"? Where are the togas??? <giggle>

Mark Thorson

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Sep 7, 2009, 7:19:41 PM9/7/09
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Maybe this war should be linked with the
"German potato salad" war.

We'll call it the Alfredo-sauce-brown-sugar Axis.

Jean B.

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Sep 7, 2009, 7:54:21 PM9/7/09
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That sounds tasty! Thanks. (Saved.)

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Jean B.

hahabogus

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Sep 7, 2009, 8:14:22 PM9/7/09
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"Jean B." <jb...@rcn.com> wrote in
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the sauce is low carb....might be nice on spaghetti squash

Jean B.

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Sep 7, 2009, 8:27:50 PM9/7/09
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Maybe so. I need to ponder that.

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Jean B.

Felice

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Sep 7, 2009, 10:27:17 PM9/7/09
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"Victor Sack" <azaz...@koroviev.de> wrote in message
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That's what I was aiming for!

Felice


Lynn from Fargo Ografmorffig

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Sep 8, 2009, 12:16:20 AM9/8/09
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On Sep 7, 9:27 pm, "Felice" <fri...@comcast.net> wrote:
> "Victor Sack" <azaze...@koroviev.de> wrote in message
>
> news:1j5osjh.de43131wtrpnyN%azaz...@koroviev.de...

>
> > Lynn from Fargo Ografmorffig <lynng...@i29.net> wrote:
>
> >> Real Alfredo sauce
>
> > There is no such thing.
>
> >> is made from butter, garlic, cream & parmesan (and
> >> a touch of the pasta water) period!
>
> > Nope, it is not.
>
> > Time to start another Alfredo war!
>
> > Victor
>
> That's what I was aiming for!
>
> Felice

Yabbut . . . there's nobody here I wanna fight with!
I have treeeemendous respect for all youse guys.
Lynn in Fargo

Alan Zelt

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Sep 8, 2009, 2:36:08 AM9/8/09
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"Victor Sack" <azaz...@koroviev.de> wrote in message
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Perhaps some Mexican Lasagna, too.

Giusi

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Sep 8, 2009, 3:31:44 AM9/8/09
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"Victor Sack" > ha scritto nel messaggio

> Lynn from Fargo Ografmorffig wrote:
>
>> Real Alfredo sauce
>
> There is no such thing.
>
>> is made from butter, garlic, cream & parmesan (and
>> a touch of the pasta water) period!
>
> Nope, it is not.
>
> Time to start another Alfredo war!
>
> Victor

No it is not. All we have to do is not eat that and they will all die and
we win.


Victor Sack

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Sep 8, 2009, 12:01:34 PM9/8/09
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Mark Thorson wrote:

> Victor Sack wrote:
>>
>> Time to start another Alfredo war!
>
> Maybe this war should be linked with the
> "German potato salad" war.

Linked? How can something be linked to itself? "German potato salad"
and "Alfredo sauce" are one and the same!

Victor

Victor Sack

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Sep 8, 2009, 12:01:39 PM9/8/09
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Alan Zelt wrote:

> "Victor Sack" <azaz...@koroviev.de> wrote


>>
>> Time to start another Alfredo war!
>

> Perhaps some Mexican Lasagna, too.

Real, authentic Mexican lasagna is always prepared with Alfredo sauce.
Avoid fakes, imitations and forgeries!

Victor

Felice

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Sep 8, 2009, 3:02:41 PM9/8/09
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"Victor Sack" <azaz...@koroviev.de> wrote in message
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And served with a side of German Potato Salad.

Felice


Victor Sack

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Sep 8, 2009, 5:52:41 PM9/8/09
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Felice <fri...@comcast.net> wrote:

> "Victor Sack" <azaz...@koroviev.de> wrote
> > Alan Zelt wrote:
> >
> >> "Victor Sack" <azaz...@koroviev.de> wrote
> >>>
> >>> Time to start another Alfredo war!
> >>
> >> Perhaps some Mexican Lasagna, too.
> >
> > Real, authentic Mexican lasagna is always prepared with Alfredo sauce.
> > Avoid fakes, imitations and forgeries!
>

> And served with a side of German Potato Salad.

Of course! That goes without saying!

Victor

Jean B.

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Sep 8, 2009, 7:05:36 PM9/8/09
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But wouldn't that be... redundant?

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Jean B.

Victor Sack

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Sep 9, 2009, 11:23:37 AM9/9/09
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Jean B. wrote:

> Victor Sack wrote:
>> Felice <fri...@comcast.net> wrote:
>>
>>> "Victor Sack" <azaz...@koroviev.de> wrote

>>>> Real, authentic Mexican lasagna is always prepared with Alfredo sauce.
>>>> Avoid fakes, imitations and forgeries!
>>> And served with a side of German Potato Salad.
>>
>> Of course! That goes without saying!
>

> But wouldn't that be... redundant?

No, absolutely not! It would be pleonastic, tautological and
supererogatory, I tell you!

Victor

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