Bruce wrote:
> Habbersett Scrapple
> Pork Stock, Pork, Pork Skins, Corn Meal, Wheat Flour, Pork Hearts,
> Pork Livers, Pork Tongues, Salt and Spices.
> So if anybody's missing a pig...
Did you hear this one? A guy is driving past a farm when he sees a pig
with only 3 legs. It was moving around pretty good. He had never seen
that before. He pulled over and got out of his car. A farmer was nearby.
"Is this your pig?", the guy asked, curious about why it had only 3 legs.
"Yeah, that's my pig and it's one hell of a pig too", the farmer responded.
"A year ago our house was on fire and this pig woke us up and saved
all our lives."
"That's amazing", said the visitor, "but about the pig", before he was
interrupted by the farmer once again: "I'm telling you, this is one hell
of a pig. A few months ago my wife who cannot swim fell into that
pond over there and the pig jumped in and pulled her out before she
could drown. I'm telling you, that is one hell of a pig."
"Yeah", says the visitor, but", before being interrupted again with more
stories of the pig's talents.
Finally the visitor gets his question out: "Yeah, but why does the pig
have only 3 legs?", and the farmer says, "When you got a pig as good
as this one you don't want to eat it all at once."