Chinese Menu (Some Bad Words in Chinese so DON"T READ IF YOU DON"T LIKE THEM!)

[c...@telepath.com]

So I'm planning my Chinese Christmas Dinner that I'm having
at my trailer. Usually about 10 attend. And I'm thinking of new
stuff to have this year and a friend that will be attending receives
a card parodying a Chinese restaurant and I thought it was funny,
and decided to share it. It went something like this.

Restaurant's Name

Suc Mi Pagoda
Cuntonese Cuisine
Porking in the Rear

Some Menu Items:

Hoo Flung Poo
Napkins & Rainchecks Provided

Suc Sum Tit
Children's Menu

Cum Drop Soup
Not too hot, just right!

Sum Yung Chick
Different and Delicious

Won Hung Lo
Chinese Meatballs

Sum Dim Fuc
Same as #1, but with lots of sauce

Chu Sum Twat
Dinner for parties of 3 or more

Suc Mi Pork
Chef's Special

Fuc Yu Man
Not for everyone but you might want to try it!

Goo in Hand
For those Dining Alone

Goo Wee Chick
Sloppy Seconds

Cum Too Soon
Order Early...these go fast!

See Mi Wang
Traditional Chinese Meatloaf

Sum Dum Chick
You get what you pay for

Fuc Mei Slo
Not available after 10

Lik Mi Clit
A lip smacking oriental delicacy

Cho Kon It
Not for the light throated

Fuc Sum Now
For those in a hurry

Wai Tu Yung
Not available on school nights

Tung Sum Chick
Chef's Special

Sum Gulp Cum
Low Cal Diet Special

I know this is old but I just wanted to share it in my quest to have a
net we are all not proud of :) Anyway, I hope someone enjoys it.
BTW, anyone got a recipe for Chop Suey? :)

[David Fetter]

c...@telepath.com <c...@telepath.com> wrote:
> So I'm planning my Chinese Christmas Dinner that I'm having
> at my trailer. Usually about 10 attend. And I'm thinking of new
> stuff to have this year and a friend that will be attending receives
> a card parodying a Chinese restaurant and I thought it was funny,
> and decided to share it. It went something like this.

[Unoriginal mixture of potty humor and racism deleted for sanity]

> I know this is old but I just wanted to share it in my quest to have a
> net we are all not proud of :) Anyway, I hope someone enjoys it.
> BTW, anyone got a recipe for Chop Suey? :)

Chop Suey is from San Francisco, and bears not the tiniest resemblance
to any of the cuisines of China.

You have truly astounded me by giving trailer trash a bad name.

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[c...@telepath.com]

Skips around happily singing~~~~~Someone named David Fetter
<dfe...@shell4.ba.best.com> said thiiiiiiiis~~~:

<>c...@telepath.com <c...@telepath.com> wrote:
<>> So I'm planning my Chinese Christmas Dinner that I'm having
<>> at my trailer. Usually about 10 attend. And I'm thinking of new
<>> stuff to have this year and a friend that will be attending receives
<>> a card parodying a Chinese restaurant and I thought it was funny,
<>> and decided to share it. It went something like this.
<>
<>[Unoriginal mixture of potty humor and racism deleted for sanity]
<>
<>> I know this is old but I just wanted to share it in my quest to have a
<>> net we are all not proud of :) Anyway, I hope someone enjoys it.
<>> BTW, anyone got a recipe for Chop Suey? :)
<>
<>Chop Suey is from San Francisco, and bears not the tiniest resemblance
<>to any of the cuisines of China.
<>
<>You have truly astounded me by giving trailer trash a bad name.
<>

<tosses her hair and says>
Thank you very much :)
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