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Further to Star Trek Names....Stripper Names !!!

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nbennett

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May 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/26/99
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I passed around the Star Trek Name post and got in return,
How to Choose Your Stage Name Should You Become a Stripper
...excuse me, exotic dancer.

Take your first pet's name and put it with your mother's maiden
name. Interesting ..... I think I could quilt a little G-string and
some pasties....

Frisky Bell

Tracee L. Evans

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May 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/26/99
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How to choose? I have 11 cats, 4 geese, 2 dogs and a horse! Guess I'd
have to pick the horse.
Lucky Holdren
Formerly Tradakota of Synthroid who is still beaming in and out of your
homes raiding your stashes!

frood

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May 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/26/99
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OK, this one doesn't work so well for me: I'd be Harvey Campbell. Better
keep my day job. Of course, if I'm creative, take DD's guinea pig's name
and aunt's middle name, which was great-gran's maiden name, I get
Princess Tweedy. Not bad! ;)
-WenVillager of DoubleMocha

Ginger White

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May 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/26/99
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Eeewwww! Chico Brennan??? I don't think so!

Star Wars name would be GinCRV of the Multivite galaxy (no meds for me
right now - yeah!)

Ginger

"To arrive at success you have to feel good about how you're getting
there." Noah benShea


Ginger White

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May 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/26/99
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Little Bit Harless !!! That's great. Images conjured up in my mind at
this one!

bquiltin'

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May 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/26/99
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So Billie and Kenda, Both your mom's maiden names are Harless, Are you
cousins???
barb
My name would be Queenie Graham.....doesn't do much for me!!


Wv quilter wrote in message <19990526202203...@ng64.aol.com>...
>OK, I could not resist this one....When I was 12, I convinced my widowed
mother
>that I had found the perfect dog. First off, he was a HE (He was acting
like a
>"he" dog"), so no puppies, short hair and just the thing for our grieving
>family...We bought the pup, and got "him" home and lo and behold, he was a
she,
>and my Mother laughed and laughed when I explained that she was acting like
a
>he on my leg, and she promptly named her/him/it "Hermaphrodite" I called
her
>Morphy! so...guess my name would be Hermaphrodite Harless...
>C'mon Baby let the tassels twirl
>C'mon Baby let the tummies swirl
>Hurl all night long...
>
>Tee Hee, I think I like BilLegacy of Synthroid.
>Billie...in Almost Heaven, West Virginia...
>http://members.aol.com/wvquilter/index.html
>Don't take your organs to heaven....Heaven knows we need them here!
>Please sign an organ donor card-discuss it with your loved ones. Thank you!
>

Wv quilter

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May 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/27/99
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Kenda

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May 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/27/99
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Gosh not sure if the name would be good but here goes: We have 2 cats and
2 dogs. The little dog's name is Little Bit, so my stripper name would
be:....Little Bit Harless.
Do I gotta wear the pasties?!?! LOL
--
Kenda
{remove Firefighter to reply}

GraceFBart

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May 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/27/99
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Trixie (no kidding this was my first dog named after my grandfather's beloved
collie) Stier. VA VA VA BOOM

If I went with my current pet's name (siamese fighting fish) I would be Killer
Stier.

Wondering which is worse? LOL

Grace

GraceFBart

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May 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/27/99
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I have been thinking about all my pet's names through the years and I have
noticed a disturbing trend.

Pet #1-Trixie
Pet #2-Tippy
Pet #3-Bootsey
Pet #4-Pup (ok not a clever name but the only thing he answered to LOL)
Pet #5-Jaws (my first goldfish that I didn't have to share with my sister)
Pet #6- Killer (current)

Add that to the name of Stier and I have been naming my pets stripper names for
the most part. LOL

Grace

Lisa R

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May 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/27/99
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We did this one awhile back, didn't we? Or was that on another list...
Hmmmm....

Lisa in Illinois

nbennett wrote:
>
> I passed around the Star Trek Name post and got in return,
> How to Choose Your Stage Name Should You Become a Stripper
> ...excuse me, exotic dancer.
>
> Take your first pet's name and put it with your mother's maiden
> name. Interesting ..... I think I could quilt a little G-string and
> some pasties....
>
> Frisky Bell

***To email, throw out the pasta

Pat Winters

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May 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/27/99
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Well, our first dog was named Tank!
I think I'll stick with PatCamry of Planet Cappucchino!

Wendi in MA

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May 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/27/99
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My stripper name would be X-rated .... so I'll clean it up a bit. <g>

How do you like the sound of Kitty Black? (better than the other name, I
promise you that!)

Wendi P. in South Coast Massachusetts

pawe...@hotmail.com
sev...@massed.net

"If everything's under control, you're going too slow."
(Mario Andretti)
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Barbara Watson

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May 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/27/99
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bquiltin' wrote:
>
> So Billie and Kenda, Both your mom's maiden names are Harless, Are you
> cousins???
> barb
> My name would be Queenie Graham.....doesn't do much for me!!

My stripper name would be Mollie Fleming. Sounds more like a Pilgrim
than a stripper. Maybe that's why I'm not married.

Barb

Susan Sisk

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May 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/27/99
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I've got my pasties ready..........Muffy Depp

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roberta

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May 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/27/99
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Aw, c'mon, no fair. We need to know. Pleeese?
Mine would be Blackie George (well, I was only 5 when I named that dog).
Roberta in DK

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> My stripper name would be X-rated .... so I'll clean it up a bit. <g>
>
> How do you like the sound of Kitty Black? (better than the other name, I
> promise you that!)
>
> Wendi P. in South Coast Massachusetts
>
> pawe...@hotmail.com
> sev...@massed.net
>
> "If everything's under control, you're going too slow."
> (Mario Andretti)
> nbennett wrote in message <01bea7e2$0a621480$8ff8a1d1@yskqyhib>...

Chickenlady

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May 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/27/99
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If I took my first ever pet as a child (ie the family pet cat, fluffy), I
would be Fluffy Young. But if i took my first "propper" pet - ie the first
one that I bought myself after I had left home, i would be named after 2
tiny russian hamsters that I had (we lived in rented accomodation, and our
contract said "no pets". I couldn't imagine living without a pet, and got
these (naughty I know!), and used to either put their cage in the wardrobe
or take them to work with me when the landlord was comming round.). Their
names were Teeny and Weeny, so I guess I would then be Teeny Weeny Young!

Fluffy Young/Teeny Weeny Young (aka chicken)


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frood

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May 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/27/99
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I had a pet in an apt. with no pets allowed, too. Mine was a guinea pig named
Henry. (I had forgotten this when I named my son, Henry <G>) His cage was in a
walk-in closet and he always whistled when he heard female voices. So whenever
the landlady came around (seemed like all the time), she would hear this funny
noise coming from the closet! Fortunately, it was a basement apt, and I just
told her it was the pipes in the closet!

Hmmm, Henry Campbell. Not much of a stripper name. So, I guess my son had better
find a different profession. Too bad for him - he loves running around naked!
Wendy

Ms. Piglet

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May 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/27/99
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Buttons Purcell??????<G> Okay, that wasn't my *first* pet, it was my first
cat....but I don't think the guppies had names, and if the turtles did
they're ***long*** forgotten.

That would make the two (step) DD's Tinker and Sasquatch Klang.<VBG> I
dunno about this....would you pay money to see Sasquatch Klang take off
ANYTHING??????

lol

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nbennett wrote in message <01bea7e2$0a621480$8ff8a1d1@yskqyhib>...

>Take your first pet's name and put it with your mother's maiden
>name

Marissa

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May 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/27/99
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Yeah, it was in this list...

Kenda

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May 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/27/99
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bquiltin' <garya...@terragon.com> wrote in article
<7iigsd$1u...@enews4.newsguy.com>...
: So Billie and Kenda, Both your mom's maiden names are Harless, Are you
: cousins???

Could be....MSM is from a divorced family. Her father was married several
times after Grandma. As I understand it he had a number of children.

Krysia Thompson

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May 28, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/28/99
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I was pet's name + street name...

krysia
K.T. - starannie opakowana

Krysia Thompson

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May 28, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/28/99
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But perfect for a trapeeze artist!

Krysia


>Eeewwww! Chico Brennan??? I don't think so!
>

>


>Ginger
>
>"To arrive at success you have to feel good about how you're getting
>there." Noah benShea

K.T. - starannie opakowana

Krysia Thompson

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>
>Hmmm, Henry Campbell. Not much of a stripper name.

A soup magnate, of the canned variety, though??

Krysia
K.T. - starannie opakowana

Krysia Thompson

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May 28, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/28/99
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It should say "It", not "I".... though you can call me pet names
any day...
Krysia

>>>
>I was pet's name + street name...
>
>krysia
>K.T. - starannie opakowana
>

K.T. - starannie opakowana

Suzie or Paul Beckwith

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May 28, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/28/99
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Hey girl - I'm still trying to figure out "starannie opakowana" - do
tell please

Suzie B
--
Southend, UK
"I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord"
Phil Collins - possibly one of the greatest voices
in the musical universe...
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Heather

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Ms. Piglet wrote in message
<7ikjmu$4n28$1...@newssvr01-int.news.prodigy.com>...

...would you pay money to see Sasquatch Klang take off
>ANYTHING??????


No, but it's a great Star wars name:-)
Willie John Osbourne (Sounds like a rugby player, not a stripper)


Krysia Thompson

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May 29, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/29/99
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>>
>>It should say "It", not "I".... though you can call me pet names
>>any day...
>>Krysia
>>>>>

>Hey girl - I'm still trying to figure out "starannie opakowana" - do
>tell please
>
>Suzie B

Simple, really (hehehe) - "carefully packaged" .Could be
"wrapped", but I was told "packaged" suits me better. Want to
know why - as DH .
Mine, not _yours_, silly....

Krysia, whose back is almost broken from ducking.... hehehe
K.T. - starannie opakowana

leon family

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May 29, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/29/99
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Had to share this...
I have always made immense fun of my DH who always gets things like lyrics
mixed up...
Laughed out loud like a hyena when instead of saying "Peace be with you." in
church he said "Pleased to meet you." And... then he sang "Bringing in the
sheep"... He's just to funny.
Well.... today I read Suzie B's signature line...."I can feel it coming in
the air tonight, Oh Lord" and started giggling away... I always wondered
what he meant when he sang "I can feel it coming in the air tonight, HOLD
ON"

Terry (sheepishly giggling like the hyena I am)

Virginia M Grover

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May 29, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/29/99
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Krysia Thompson wrote:

> On Thu, 27 May 1999 19:26:39 -0400, Marissa <mg...@psu.edu> wrote:
>
> >Yeah, it was in this list...
> >
> >Lisa R wrote:
> >>
> >> We did this one awhile back, didn't we? Or was that on another list...
> >> Hmmmm....
> >>
> >>

> I was pet's name + street name...
>
> krysia
> K.T. - starannie opakowana

Hmmmm .. .... Ratbag 212th. Nope, dosen't quite have that ring to it. :-)

DavandMar

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May 30, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/30/99
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> he sang "I can feel it coming in the air tonight, HOLD
>ON"

You mean that's not right??? My DH almost always gets the ones I can't, and we
both think/thought it's "hold on".


Nurse Ratched (remove "cuckoo" from address to reply)
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www.agingwithdignity.org to download the "Five Wishes" form.


shhdesigns

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Jun 1, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/1/99
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nbennett wrote in message <01bea7e2$0a621480$8ff8a1d1@yskqyhib>...
>I passed around the Star Trek Name post and got in return,
>How to Choose Your Stage Name Should You Become a Stripper
>...excuse me, exotic dancer.
>
>Take your first pet's name and put it with your mother's maiden
>name. Interesting ..... I think I could quilt a little G-string and
>some pasties....
>
>Frisky Bell
first dog and mom's maiden name...Bozo Baak [pronounced Bach] second
dog...Gabs Baak....mmmmm


Suzie or Paul Beckwith

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On 30 May 1999 02:08:16 GMT, dava...@aol.comcuckoo (DavandMar)
wrote:

>> he sang "I can feel it coming in the air tonight, HOLD
>>ON"
>
>You mean that's not right??? My DH almost always gets the ones I can't, and we
>both think/thought it's "hold on".

Now hang on a mo, I always thought it was "Oh Lord" - even DH thinks
this too, but now y'all got me thinking...

...and that has to be a first for a gal from Sarfend... (getting in
first before Margaret and Krysia leap)

And just for the record - its the Whatchagot Box I am referring to,
which is apparently winging its way to sunny Sarfend_on_Mud (you seen
the Thames recently?) and I'm waiting patiently (well,
patiently-ish...!)

Marissa

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Jun 2, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/2/99
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Isn't it "oh no"? We could always go to that page of how was
it that you call it when somebody gets the lyrics of a song
wrong.. green what ever.... lady modegreen.... that's it....
I am sure I have that link somewhere, let me see..

http://www.kissthisguy.com/

nope, not there, but it has one guy that claims he thought
it was "one wal nut" instead of "one more night".. maybe you
want to incorporate this one to the page?

Chris or Susan Barker

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Jun 3, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/3/99
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Official lyric sheet enclosed with the CD face value by Phil Collins reads
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord.
I bin waiting for this moment all my life, Oh Lord
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord

Susan in beautiful BC whose DH has too many CD, tapes, and old records that nobody
else wants!

Suzie or Paul Beckwith

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On Thu, 03 Jun 1999 00:01:21 -0700, Chris or Susan Barker
<noise...@bc.sympatico.ca> wrote:

>Official lyric sheet enclosed with the CD face value by Phil Collins reads
>I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord.
>I bin waiting for this moment all my life, Oh Lord
>Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
>
>Susan in beautiful BC whose DH has too many CD, tapes, and old records that nobody
>else wants!

Hey Susan - are you sure they ain't really yours?

Thanks for the confirmation - I hate hearing records with lyrics that
you can't quite make out - Tina Turners "Whats a glove got to do with
it" is one of my particular favourites....

Chris or Susan Barker

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my dh says tina wrote that one either for Michael jackson or oj simpson!!

susan in beautiful bc happily eating a popsicle...

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