OT How the fight started

Polly Esther

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Oct 15, 2007, 11:37:26 PM10/15/07

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HOW THE FIGHT STARTED

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car
. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and
life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

. . . and that's when the fight started . . Polly

Leslie & The Furbabies in MO.

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Oct 15, 2007, 11:43:29 PM10/15/07

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OMG, Polly! Is this true? Are you okay- physically, I mean. We all know
about (ahem).... VBG I'm so sorry and I hope it all works out. He may
sue you for defamation or something??? Holy cow!!!

With sympathy (and giggles as always!),

Leslie, Missy & The Furbabies in MO.

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Polly Esther

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Oct 15, 2007, 11:50:22 PM10/15/07

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Naaaaah, Leslie. Only a funny from one of our nieces that I just had to
forward to you all. Now. This is a test. Can you name all seven? Polly

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Patti S

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Oct 16, 2007, 12:09:23 AM10/16/07

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Omigosh Polly - that is SO funny!!! I simply must share that at work
tomorrow....... lol. Love it!

By the way......... Dopey, Bashful, Sneezy, Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy and
Doc. Why is it I can remember stuff like that and I forget to take the
trash to the curb on Tuesday night?

Patti in Seatle

nzlstar*

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Oct 16, 2007, 1:31:43 AM10/16/07

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ahhhh, he was grumpy then.
ya gotta really watch them closely.
they're likely to kick ya in the shin...anything thats close, lol.
i hate to admit it but just last week we got the final of 'the all star
great race'.
the one with the returning contestants.
you know who i mean without naming her. :))
i was laughing so hard i nearly pimp.
i felt bad about laughing so hard but i just couldnt help myself.
shrug,
jeanne

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Musicmaker

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Oct 16, 2007, 7:33:30 AM10/16/07

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oh for Pete's sake!!! You know, even before I scrolled through your
post I knew that your eyes were twinkling, Miss Polly Esther. My
husband's eyes do the same thing when he's got a straight face but a
funny punch line!

Musicmaker

Kate G.

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Oct 16, 2007, 8:06:24 AM10/16/07

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Too many years with kids in the house!

Doc
Grumpy
Sleepy
Happy
Bashful
Sneezy
Dopey

--
Kate in MI
http://community.webshots.com/user/K_Groves

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Kate G.

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Oct 16, 2007, 8:08:37 AM10/16/07

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You mean The Amazing Race All-Stars. So which contestent made you laugh?
I can't guess without more info. I do love that show. Skip all the
events..., I'd just love to go everywhere they have gone!

--
Kate in MI
http://community.webshots.com/user/K_Groves

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Maureen Wozniak

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Oct 16, 2007, 8:44:51 AM10/16/07

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On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:37:26 -0500, Polly Esther wrote
(in article <13h8cfo...@corp.supernews.com>):

Now you get right over here and clean up my monitor!

Maureen

Sherry Starr

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Oct 16, 2007, 10:19:25 AM10/16/07

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I needed that this morning! Several years ago I had an experience with a
dwarf. I was crossing the street, and he was crossing the street coming
towards me. As he passed me, he pinched me. I hit him over the head with
my purse! He started hollering, and the policeman on the corner started
walking towards us, and he was laughing. Mind you, we are standing in the
middle of the street blocking traffic. He told me the dwarf does it all the
time, and asked me if I wanted to press charges. The dwarf is still
screaming that I assaulted him. The policeman told him to shut up and be on
his way, or else he was going to arrest him for being a public nuisance.
The dwarf grinned, looked at me, and said I certainly surprised him when I
belted him with my purse. The policeman told him he was lucky that he
wasn't taller, or something other than his head might have been hit!

Sherry Starr

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Kathy Applebaum

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Oct 16, 2007, 10:26:40 AM10/16/07

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Spew warnings, please!

--
Kathy A. (Woodland, CA)
Queen of Fabric Tramps
mailto:Kat...@KayneyNOSPAMQuilting.com
http://fabrictramp.typepad.com/fabric_tramping/
remove the obvious to reply

"Polly Esther" <miste...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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> . . . and that's when the fight started . . Polly

FiederEls in NL.

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Oct 16, 2007, 10:59:49 AM10/16/07

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Oh this is FUNNY!!.. i had to laugh out loud..
Miss Polly can i use this joke in my web-log ??

Still grinning FiederEls.

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Estelle Gallagher

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Oct 16, 2007, 11:08:03 AM10/16/07

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Hee hee!! lol

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amy

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Oct 16, 2007, 12:45:41 PM10/16/07

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OMG!! ROFLMAO!!!!! and i'm at work.....(Dr. wanted to know what was so
funny... i had to show him....he's the boss...he laughed then told me
to get to work..)
Oh, man......i love it!!
Grumpy indeed!

Amy in CNY/at work w/m&m's.....mmmmm

ME-Judy

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Oct 16, 2007, 1:23:58 PM10/16/07

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You come, NOW, and wipe the coffee spewed all over my keyboard!!!!
Thanks for the laugh, Polly!
--
ME-Judy
ajhusman at blazenetme dot net

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Suzie B

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Oct 16, 2007, 2:26:55 PM10/16/07

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Gosh i'm tired... had to read it 3 times before the penny dropped...

I've missed you Polly - really missed you!

--
Suzie B
--
Southend, UK
"From the internet connection under the pier"

John

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Oct 16, 2007, 2:29:18 PM10/16/07

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On Oct 15, 11:37 pm, "Polly Esther" <mistercl...@mindspring.com>
wrote:

Thank You for the Munchkin Moment. I will pass it on, with proper
credits.

John

Sandy

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Oct 16, 2007, 2:38:18 PM10/16/07

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In article <13h8cfo...@corp.supernews.com>,
"Polly Esther" <miste...@mindspring.com> wrote:

LOL! Polly, that was *bad*!

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Sandy in Henderson, near Las Vegas
sw.foster1 (at) gmail (dot) com (remove/change the obvious)
http://www.sandymike.net

Shirley Shone

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Oct 16, 2007, 2:45:21 PM10/16/07

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In message <op.t0ayu0atz6frpj@laptop>, Suzie B
<wease...@blueyonder.co.uk> writes

Good to see you here Suzie.
Hugs
Shirley
--
Shirley Shone
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http://www.allcrafts.org.uk

nzlstar*

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Oct 16, 2007, 3:17:04 PM10/16/07

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oh, um, well, she was a little person too.
watching her running in the final episode nearly did me in.
i am usually much more considerate of folks.
must of been having an 'off' day.
jeanne

"Kate G." wrote...

> You mean The Amazing Race All-Stars. So which contestent made you laugh?
> I can't guess without more info. I do love that show. Skip all the
> events..., I'd just love to go everywhere they have gone!
> --
> Kate in MI
> http://community.webshots.com/user/K_Groves
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Pat in Virginia

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Oct 16, 2007, 5:16:41 PM10/16/07

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Patti:
Today is Tuesday.
Take out the Trash!
PAT

nzlstar*

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Oct 16, 2007, 5:20:59 PM10/16/07

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today is Wednesday and the trash goes out on Friday.
shrug,
jeanne

"Pat in Virginia" wrote...

Leslie & The Furbabies in MO.

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Oct 16, 2007, 6:27:12 PM10/16/07

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Geez, am I gullible or what???

Leslie (hook, line & sinker!), Missy & The Furbabies in MO.

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Nann Hilyard

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Oct 16, 2007, 6:58:56 PM10/16/07

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I surf back into RCTQ to find this?!
<vbg> and duly forwarded!

Nann

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Carolyn McCarty

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Oct 16, 2007, 8:34:50 PM10/16/07

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Oh.....Polly! How could you!

And no spew warning, either!

Printed it out for MSM, she will like that one.

--
Carolyn in The Old Pueblo

If it ain't broke, you're not trying. --Red Green
If it ain't broke, it ain't mine. --Carolyn McCarty

If at first you don't succeed, switch to power tools. --Red Green
If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer. --Carolyn McCarty

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Val

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Oct 18, 2007, 2:06:12 PM10/18/07

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hehehe.....~groan~...hehehe......~snort~..........this has given me even
better reason to start bracing myself for "THE CHRISTMAS JOKE" *shudder*

Val