OT: TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF MARTHA HAS BEEN AROUND YOUR DOG

[Anne Tuchscherer]

Another email that I had to share. For those who don't know, this is
referring to Martha Stewart.

10. There's potpourri hanging from his/her collar.

9. The dog's nails have been cut with pinking shears.

8. The dog toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.

7. The pooper scooper has been decorated with raffia bows.

6. That telltale lemon slice in the new silver water bowl.

5. You find liver and whole wheat dog treats stamped out with copper
cookie cutters and decorated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.

4. Dog hair has been collected and put into wire baskets for nesting
material for the birds.

3. A seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of your
dog's crate.

2. Your dog goes outside naked and comes in wearing a thyme colored
virgin wool hand-knitted sweater with matching boots.

1. The dog droppings in your backyard have been sculpted into swans.

Anne (in Ellicott City, MD)

[Cheryl Isaak]

On 2/25/04 9:57 AM, in article
bb71664d0d2840da...@news.teranews.com, "Anne Tuchscherer"
<anntuch...@comcast.net> wrote:

LOVE IT!

Cheryl

[Lucille]

This is wonderful. I'm going to print it out so I can take it to Puff's
groomer when I go tomorrow.
Lucille

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