My dog.....
Gunner Asch
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her.
She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no
cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup and again
during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing
and nothing is required of her.
She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she
needs but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess,
someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to
sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living
like a queen and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs
are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this and suddenly it hit me like a brick
in the head,
�Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat!�
"I am for doing good to the poor, but I differ in opinion of the
means. I think the best way of doing good to the poor, is not
making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of
it. In my youth I travelled much, and I observed in different
countries, that the more public provisions were made for the
poor the less they provided for themselves, and of course became
poorer. And, on the contrary, the less was done for them, the
more they did for themselves, and became richer." -- Benjamin
Franklin, /The Encouragement of Idleness/, 1766
wmbjk...@citlink.net
<gun...@lightspeed.net> wrote:
>Realization About My Dog!
>
>
>
>My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her.
>She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no
>cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup and again
>during the year if any medical needs arise.
LOL Your dogs have more chance of visiting the moon than they do of
visiting the vet once a year.
>She lives in a nice neighborhood
Ohmygawd that's funny! So "nice" neighborhoods these days have
burned-down crack houses and run-down mobile homes that sell for less
than a new Kia?
> in a house that is much larger than she
>needs but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess,
>someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to
>sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living
>like a queen and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
Your dogs live in cages in the backyard. And are occasionally hung by
a choker chain, AKA, stupid human tricks.
>All of her costs
>are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
You're earning a living every day now, huh? When did that start, and
why did you wait so long to try it?
>I was just thinking about all this and suddenly it hit me like a brick
>in the head, �Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat!�
What an idiot.
Wayne
co_f...@yahoo.com
My dog is a cat.
Paul
Frank
> Realization About My Dog!
>
>
>
> My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her.
> She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no
> cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup and again
> during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing
> and nothing is required of her.
>
>
>
> She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she
> needs but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess,
> someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to
> sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living
> like a queen and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs
> are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
>
>
>
> I was just thinking about all this and suddenly it hit me like a brick
> in the head,
>
>
>
> "I am for doing good to the poor, but I differ in opinion of the
> means. I think the best way of doing good to the poor, is not
> making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of
> it. In my youth I travelled much, and I observed in different
> countries, that the more public provisions were made for the
> poor the less they provided for themselves, and of course became
> poorer. And, on the contrary, the less was done for them, the
> more they did for themselves, and became richer." -- Benjamin
> Franklin, /The Encouragement of Idleness/, 1766
Obvious to see where story was going ;)
I'm reminded of story in southern plant where a plant worker had a
hunting dog called, Foreman. Great dog who was always on his game so
worker decided to give him a higher title and called him, Supervisor.
Ruined the dog. All he did afterwords was sit on his ass and bark.
pyotr filipivich
<gun...@lightspeed.net> reported Elvis on Tue, 05 Jan 2010 06:51:42
-0800 in misc.survivalism:
>Realization About My Dog!
>
>My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her.
>She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no
>cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup and again
>during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing
>and nothing is required of her.
>
>She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she
>needs but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess,
>someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to
>sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living
>like a queen and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs
>are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
>
>I was just thinking about all this and suddenly it hit me like a brick
>in the head,
>
> �Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat!�
And it took you this long??
OTOH, when it becomes a "quality of life issue" as determined by
you, not her, like the Democrats, you can ease her transition along
the stages of life. And then again, you'll be picking up the tab for
the funeral.
-
pyotr filipivich.
Just about the time you finally see light at the end of the tunnel,
you find out it's a Government Project to build more tunnel.
Buerste
"Gunner Asch" <gun...@lightspeed.net> wrote in message
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> Realization About My Dog!
<snip>
> "Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat!"
SO NOT TRUE! Your dog doesn't spend all waking hours spewing hate, she
doesn't attempt to steal all your money and assets, she doesn't attempt to
overwhelm your household's structure with doggie social programs and
give-aways, she doesn't lie through his teeth to you at every opportunity,
she doesn't tell you what you can eat, drink or what to set the thermostat
to. She doesn't insist you send kibble and chew-toys to all the dogs in the
neighborhood. She's not in cahoots with all the other dogs to destroy your
way of life to achieve some doggie--socialist-Utopia that won't work anyway.
She doesn't concoct scams like Household Warming in order to control you
life and redistribute your assets to other dogs around the world. She isn't
insisting that you give doggie-abortions on demand. She doesn't demand
"Universal Free Vet Care" even though she doesn't pay the vet bill anyway.
She doesn't flame you behind your back or attack your family to all the
other doggies.
So, you are WAY off base! You have insulted every dog in the world! If all
Democrats were like dogs, we would live in a perfect, crimeless world of
abundance and prosperity. Give her a cookie and be thankful, if she WAS a
Democrat, would you be able to ever close you eyes with her in the house?
Stormin Mormon
applied only to Dumbocrats. They seem to be the ones pushing
the matter.
--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
.
"pyotr filipivich" <ph...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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Strabo
> Wayne wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 06:51:42 -0800, Gunner Asch
>> What an idiot.
>>
>> Wayne
>
> If dogs are Democrats, Dolphins are republicans!
>
> From The Sunday Times
> January 3, 2010
> Scientists say dolphins should be treated as 'non-human persons'
>
That's a legal, not a scientific, presumption.
>
> Dolphins have been declared the world's second most intelligent creatures
> after humans, with scientists suggesting they are so bright that they
> should be treated as "non-human persons".
>
> Studies into dolphin behaviour have highlighted how similar their
> communications are to those of humans and that they are brighter than
> chimpanzees. These have been backed up by anatomical research showing that
> dolphin brains have many key features associated with high intelligence.
>
> The researchers argue that their work shows it is morally unacceptable to
> keep such intelligent animals in amusement parks or to kill them for food
> or by accident when fishing. Some 300,000 whales, dolphins and porpoises
> die in this way each year.
>
> "Many dolphin brains are larger than our own and second in mass only to
> the human brain when corrected for body size," said Lori Marino, a
> zoologist at Emory University in Atlanta, Georgia, who has used magnetic
> resonance imaging scans to map the brains of dolphin species and compare
> them with those of primates.
>
The climate fraud is exposed and bleeding profusely. It's time for a new
scam.
>
> Read more:
> http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/article6973994.ece#cid=OTC-
> RSS&attr=797084
>
>
Gerald Miller
>Realization About My Dog!
>
>
>
>My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her.
>She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no
>cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup and again
>during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing
>and nothing is required of her.
>
>
>
>She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she
>needs but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess,
>someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to
>sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living
>like a queen and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs
>are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
>
>
>
>I was just thinking about all this and suddenly it hit me like a brick
>in the head,
>
>
>
> �Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat!�
The old hound attitude - "If I can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it!"
Gerry :-)}
London, Canada
Stormin Mormon
SO NOT TRUE! Your dog doesn't spend all
have unfairly profitted, or have more than their
fair share.]
she doesn't attempt to steal [tax from you by
legislation] all your money and assets,
she doesn't attempt to overwhelm your household's
structure with doggie social programs and give-aways,
[nor does she prohibit the whap on the nose with the
rolled up news paper because it damages her self
esteem.]
she doesn't lie through his teeth to you at every
opportunity,
[About how this or that doggy program will save money.]
she doesn't tell you what you can eat, drink or what to
set the thermostat to.
[Probably set it herself, if she had opposable thumbs.]
She doesn't insist you send kibble and chew-toys to
all the dogs in the neighborhood.
[Especially the dogs that poop in your front yard.]
She's not in cahoots with all the other dogs to destroy
your way of life to achieve some doggie--socialist-
Utopia that won't work anyway.
[Except for her.]
She doesn't concoct scams like Household Warming
in order to control you life and redistribute your assets
to other dogs around the world.
[Assets like dog food.]
She isn't insisting that you give doggie-abortions on
demand.
[Nor doggie contraception.]
She doesn't demand "Universal Free Vet Care" even
though she doesn't pay the vet bill anyway.
[Nor demand free vet care for all the mutts and strays
who illegally jump over the fence into your yard.]
She doesn't flame you behind your back or attack
your family to all the other doggies.
[Except when the Sharpton's dog starts howling.]
So, you are WAY off base! You have insulted every
dog in the world! If all Democrats were like dogs, we
would live in a perfect, crimeless world of abundance
and prosperity.
[Because all bad dogs would be given free lawyers and
let out of the kennel.]
Give her a cookie and be thankful, if she WAS a
Democrat, would you be able to ever close you
eyes with her in the house?
[Without having your taxes raised?]
Curly Surmudgeon
<cayoung61**spamblock##@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Would be nice if "quality of life" and "end of life" was applied only to
> Dumbocrats. They seem to be the ones pushing the matter.
And you Mor(m)ons call yourselved "christians."
You're hypocrites and liars.
> --
> Christopher A. Young
> Learn more about Jesus
> www.lds.org
--
Regards, Curly
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Buerste
"Curly Surmudgeon" <CurlySu...@live.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:46:17 -0500, "Stormin Mormon"
> <cayoung61**spamblock##@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Would be nice if "quality of life" and "end of life" was applied only to
>> Dumbocrats. They seem to be the ones pushing the matter.
>
> And you Mor(m)ons call yourselved "christians."
>
> You're hypocrites and liars.
>
And, Curly knows EVERYTHING about being a hypocrite and a liar...he IS the
standard!
pyotr filipivich
Mormon" <cayoung61**spamblock##@hotmail.com> reported Elvis on Tue, 5
Jan 2010 20:46:17 -0500 in misc.survivalism:
>"pyotr filipivich" <ph...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>>OTOH, when it becomes a "quality of life issue" as determined by
>>you, not her, like the Democrats, you can ease her transition along
>>the stages of life. And then again, you'll be picking up the tab for
>>the funeral.
>>-
>>pyotr filipivich.
>applied only to Dumbocrats. They seem to be the ones pushing
>the matter.
I wonder if any of them are able to parse the sentence "I wouldn't
want to live like that"? Seems they all interpret that as "If that
were to happen to me, kill me."
Meanwhile, I'm over in the "I wouldn't want to live like that, but
considering the alternative..." camp.
pyotr filipivich
<bue...@wowway.com> reported Elvis on Tue, 5 Jan 2010 23:32:07 -0500
in misc.survivalism:
>"Curly Surmudgeon" wrote:
>> On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:46:17 -0500, "Stormin Mormon"
>> <cayoung61**spamblock##@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> Would be nice if "quality of life" and "end of life" was applied only to
>>> Dumbocrats. They seem to be the ones pushing the matter.
>>
>> And you Mor(m)ons call yourselved "christians."
>>
>> You're hypocrites and liars.
>
>And, Curly knows EVERYTHING about being a hypocrite and a liar...he IS the
>standard!
Sorry, but curly would have to know the difference.
Not to mention, totally ungermane. I'm sure that if he were
cognizant of his situation, he wouldn't want to live like that.
Cliff
>On Wed, 6 Jan 2010 04:08:06 +0000 (UTC), Curly Surmudgeon
><CurlySu...@live.com> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:46:17 -0500, "Stormin Mormon"
>><cayoung61**spamblock##@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Would be nice if "quality of life" and "end of life" was applied only to
>>> Dumbocrats. They seem to be the ones pushing the matter.
>>
>>And you Mor(m)ons call yourselved "christians."
>>
>>You're hypocrites and liars.
>
>How quickly he forgot the one who actually pushed the matter by using
>the system that he hates to save his sorry ass. Personally, I
>appreciate every post that gunner makes as every one is an example of
>just how fallacious his followers are.
They show that the liberals yet again saved his sorry ass.
--
Cliff
Cliff
IOW The dog is not a dumb winger rethug.
The distinct shortage of lies from it is telling.
--
Cliff
Cliff
<cayoung61**spamblock##@hotmail.com> wrote:
>She isn't insisting that you give doggie-abortions on
>demand.
>[Nor doggie contraception.]
Gummer did not get it fixed .........
Cliff
>The climate fraud is exposed and bleeding profusely.
Too bad about the measurments & Physics, eh?
--
Cliff
Hawke
>>> Would be nice if "quality of life" and "end of life" was applied only to
>>> Dumbocrats. They seem to be the ones pushing the matter.
>> And you Mor(m)ons call yourselved "christians."
>>
>> You're hypocrites and liars.
>
> the system that he hates to save his sorry ass. Personally, I
> appreciate every post that gunner makes as every one is an example of
> just how fallacious his followers are.
In one of his posts he claimed to be able to bench press 400 lbs. As I
said before, I workout in a gym a lot. You know how many people can
bench that much? Almost no one. But Gummer said he could. I've seen
pictures of him. He can't. At some point one should realize the guy is
just making up one bullshit story after another. But the old adage about
a sucker being born every minute is proven in rec.metalworking on a
daily basis. Of course, his believers are a group of right wing kooks
that never catch on that he's spinning tall tales. I do expect that
though from a group made up of yokels and suckers.
Hawke
Cliff
>
>>>> Would be nice if "quality of life" and "end of life" was applied only to
>>>> Dumbocrats. They seem to be the ones pushing the matter.
>>> And you Mor(m)ons call yourselved "christians."
>>>
>>> You're hypocrites and liars.
>>
>> How quickly he forgot the one who actually pushed the matter by using
>> the system that he hates to save his sorry ass. Personally, I
>> appreciate every post that gunner makes as every one is an example of
>> just how fallacious his followers are.
>
>
>In one of his posts he claimed to be able to bench press 400 lbs. As I
>said before, I workout in a gym a lot. You know how many people can
>bench that much? Almost no one. But Gummer said he could. I've seen
>pictures of him.
Take off a few decades & some weight & beard ..... it might
just look like
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&q=%22D.B.+Cooper%22&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=hfxFS-vZCILZlAfA9ukc&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=4&ved=0CCIQsAQwAw
> He can't. At some point one should realize the guy is
>just making up one bullshit story after another. But the old adage about
>a sucker being born every minute is proven in rec.metalworking on a
>daily basis. Of course, his believers are a group of right wing kooks
>that never catch on that he's spinning tall tales.
Beware his dreaded killfiles !!!
(IOW IF you point out enough of his endless winger lies .... )
>I do expect that
>though from a group made up of yokels and suckers.
Wingers lay eggs.
>Hawke
--
Cliff
Cliff
>On Wed, 06 Jan 2010 16:09:44 -0800, Hawke
><davesm...@digitalpath.net> wrote:
>
>>
>I have to agree. His little following (and their various sock
>puppets) who appear out of nowhere to tell everyone how much of an
>asset to the survivalist movement and that he is their hero aren't
>that bright. Being constantly caught in lies and a consistent ability
>to look at what's going on around them only to reach the wrong
>conclusions is one thing that they are really good at. I guess it
>just goes to prove that people associate with those who are like them.
Birds of a feather fly into windows.
Again & again.
Into the same windows.
>It does go to show how much technological advances and social safety
>nets have diluted the gene pool though. Just a little over 50 years
>ago, people that stupid would have had to live (or die) due to the
>consequences of their inability to make good decisions.
>
>Today, they not only get to survive their weakness, they can post it
>on the Internet for the world to see and have their peers try to make
>it look believable that they really do know something about a subject
>that they are apparent failures at.
Wingers lay eggs. Like dinosaurs.
At least he seems to have been unable to reproduce.
Good for the gene pool.
--
Cliff
Retief
Yes, it is too bad that the measurements and Physics don't support the
CRU...
Retief
Curly Surmudgeon
2Live Cru?
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Cliff
<CurlySu...@live.com> wrote:
>On Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:32:50 -0600, Retief <nos...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 06 Jan 2010 11:19:46 -0500, Cliff
>> <Clhuprich...@aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 21:06:52 -0500, Strabo <str...@flashlight.net>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>The climate fraud is exposed and bleeding profusely.
>>>
>>> Too bad about the measurments & Physics, eh?
>>
>> Yes, it is too bad that the measurements and Physics don't support the
>> CRU...
>> Retief
>
>2Live Cru?
More likely he's confused about eggs.
The way wingers eat their young ....
--
Cliff
Alfred Pennyworth
"Deucalion" <som...@nowhere.net> wrote in message
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>
> I need a new design for my t-shirt, any suggestions?
Alfred Pennyworth
"Deucalion" <som...@nowhere.net> wrote in message
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> Did you make up the post that you replied to? It doesn't really
> matter since you have been filtered. I figure either someone is
> forging my posts or you're an idiot. Probably both.
>
> I won't see it either way.
>
> Goodbye.
You saw it once, that's all that counts. If the shirt fits, wear it.