Ed, you are one of the few who even took a look at it!
But....but....but..... Shouldn't Captain Oblivious -- the Caped Crusader and Defender of RCM -- be able to help? Isn't he, like, a fukn genius'n'shit??
Shouldn't Super Oblivious be scrutinizing Le Fat Burning Theorem, looking to discredit me in any friggin way possible?? Shouldn't he be trying to impress RCM with his NEW and IMPROVED handjive, with bullshit mathematical handwaving that he kluged off IgShit's bullshit math site???
Hmmmmm, Iknow, mebbe I can help the Good Cap'n discredit me. Here's some idears, off the top of my head.
1. He could look at it, and dismiss it as trivial.
Oh, but then he'd have to explain why... ooops.
2. He could call it irrelevant.
Oh, but then he'd have to explain why... ooops.
3. He could call it inaccurate.
Oh, but then he'd have to explain why... ooops.
4. He could call it flat out wrong.
Oh, but then he'd have to explain why... ooops.
5. He could claim it is a rehash of what's already been done.
Hooboy, he'd REALLY have to explain that one. Another ooops.
6. He could accuse me of plagiarism.
Oh, poor Captain Oblivious/kidding, dat muthafucka will be searching google for the next fukn year.
7. He could claim I stole this work from a puhfessuh or grad student or sumpn.
Hmmmm, that sounds promising, because unless someone complained, there would be no way to verify this, RIGHT UP KIDDING'S ASS, I MEAN, ALLEY.
8. He could claim my Daddy did my homework for me.
Hmmm, that's another promising tack.
9. He could claim that what I did is so fukn simple, any moron could do it.
Oooops.... bad idear, cuz then he would be pretty much obligated to reproduce it.
Oh, Oh, OH!!! I got it, I got it!!!
10. OK, here's the best one:
Captain America/Oblivion's tried and true strategy:
He could duck and dodge the Theorem, and just flail his arms, calling me a crackpot, a fraud, a failure, a mathematical ilitirit, the HoloBarre is shit, I'm shit, Banquer is shit, Gummer is shit, that he's too busy looking for a name for our PV/Banquer/Gummer TEAM to be bothered with silly math, he's too busy being successful (while stalking Gummer for over 5 years), etc etc etc etc.
Yeah, I think THAT is Kidding's best strategy. After all, he's well practiced at it, it's tried and true for him, and it WORKS -- at least on the morons/Castradis in RCM.
So his argerment would be: PV is fullashit, therefore his Theorem is fullashit. Therefore he's fullshit. Therefore.... well, you get the idear.
So Ed, what do you think, #10 for our Captain America/Oblivious?