In a local motor cycle shop I used to visit regularly (bolt on parts
store) called 3 Bros Cycles the owner would often struggle with
customers trying to determine what diameter their handle/crash/misc bars
were for bolt on crap. It drove me crazy, so one day I went through my
crap tools and found an old promotional caliper which I gave the owner.
Growing up in the family businesses (one was a hardware and auto parts)
we kept a caliper next to the catalog rack. Often we were able to match
up a part for somebody by measuring it. In the local O'Reilly Auto
Parts store they can't match up a lug bolt unless you can give the make
model, year, sub year, and sub model of the CAR, "I SAID CAR YOU IDIOT"
for your utility trailer to save their lives and you are a piece of shit
for asking. Often I look up what I need on-line and order it even
knowing they local store has a full line of the manufacturer's products
because its not worth the effort of forcing them to sell it to me. I
really would have liked to have it today, but...
When they ask the make I should just say Trail Right and see how long
they try to search for it in the computer. Its a 2001 Trail Right zero
cubic inch with the delete transmission and the straight axle.
I can't imagine going through life not knowing how to measure ANYTHING.
I actually watched a guy take a hammer to a rivet on the end of a tape
measure because it was loose. I just walked away shaking my head. I
suppose I could have jokingly asked if he was making it into an inside
or outside tape measure, but its just not funny if you have to explain it.
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Bob La Londe
Professional Hack, Hobbyist, Wannabe, Shade Tree, Button Pushing, Not a
real machinist