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Cliff

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Apr 11, 2010, 8:05:49 AM4/11/10
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9t9HH_uavs
"Tina Fey Brings "The Sarah Palin Network" to "SNL""


LOL .....
--
Cliff

Fred B. Brown

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Apr 11, 2010, 10:18:02 AM4/11/10
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"Cliff" <Clhuprich...@aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote in message
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And when Palin is elected President in 2012, Fey will be begging
for a ticket to the Inaugural Ball.
Sara Palin has more talent in her little finger than Fey does in her
whole body.

Too_Many_Tools

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Apr 11, 2010, 10:38:44 AM4/11/10
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On Apr 11, 9:18 am, "Fred B. Brown" <fredbbr...@nowhere.com> wrote:
> "Cliff" <Clhuprichguessw...@aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote in message

LOL...you mean that little finger who can see Russia from her porch?

Laugh..laugh..laugh...

TMT

ArmyOfDorkness

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Apr 11, 2010, 11:15:40 AM4/11/10
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"Too_Many_Tools" <too_man...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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She's a nuclear expert now so she must see Russian missile silos. Nope it
was just a tree

>
> Laugh..laugh..laugh...
>
> TMT

Aratzio

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Apr 11, 2010, 1:17:27 PM4/11/10
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On 11 Apr 2010 09:18:02 -0500, in the land of alt.autos.toyota, "Fred
B. Brown" <fredb...@nowhere.com> got double secret probation for
writing:

>
>"Cliff" <Clhuprich...@aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote in message
>news:pce3s59ou9b60h17m...@4ax.com...
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9t9HH_uavs
>> "Tina Fey Brings "The Sarah Palin Network" to "SNL""
>>
>>
>> LOL .....
>> --
>> Cliff
>

<the humor gap between humans and conservatives>


>And when Palin is elected President in 2012, Fey will be begging
>for a ticket to the Inaugural Ball.
>Sara Palin has more talent in her little finger than Fey does in her
>whole body.

WOW, really. What talent does she have?

Playing a clarinet at the Miss Alaska Pageant?
Failing as a sports reporter?
Failing and quitting as mayor.
Failing and quitting as governor.

So, blowing long black tubes, failing and quitting.

What other talents do you feel she has?

Maybe she could appear on SNL and parody herself?

--

Hachiroku explaining his *daddy* issues:

Message-ID: <homalb$usi$2...@news.eternal-september.org>

I just keep seeing a pudgy 50 year old with his nethers rattling against
his knees...

Benj

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Apr 12, 2010, 1:09:15 AM4/12/10
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On Apr 11, 10:38 am, Too_Many_Tools <too_many_to...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> LOL...you mean that little finger who can see Russia from her porch?
>
> Laugh..laugh..laugh...
>
> TMT

Such a Liar.
1. She said from "Alaska" not "Porch". SNL bit said "porch".
2. One actually CAN see Russia from Alaska.
3. Idiot.

Why, when Liberals are so dumb, do they think that they are so smart
that they have the divine right to tell everyone else what to do? You
are a tool.

Benj

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Apr 12, 2010, 1:50:01 AM4/12/10
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On Apr 11, 1:17 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

> WOW, really. What talent does she have?
>
> Playing a clarinet at the Miss Alaska Pageant?
> Failing as a sports reporter?
> Failing and quitting as mayor.
> Failing and quitting as governor.
>
> So, blowing long black tubes, failing and quitting.
>
> What other talents do you feel she has?
>
> Maybe she could appear on SNL and parody herself?

(been there, done that)

OK, Ratzo,
I'll call you on that one. Let's compare Palin to ANY other governor
of ANY other state:

1. You forgot when she was darling of Dems when she defeated Murkowski
and tore into REPUBLICAN "Corrupt Bastards Club" with many now in
stir. Dems skipped around the yard singing la la la la and throwing
flower petals.

2. With CBC gone to protect big Oil she enacted Oil profit splitting
system ACES. Exxon protested and she said "don't let the door hit your
ass on the way out!" Exxon stayed. They all stayed. Your governor ever
take on Exxon and win?

3. When taking office as gov she took the list of Federal money
requests (Pork) and cut 85% of them.

4. Got rid of governor's Jet, his private cook, and gave back the
state vehicle. (your governor ever do that?)

5. Put together a the largest private construction project in the
history of North America. (natural gas pipeline)

6. Exxon held a 30 year exploration lease but did nothing. She
canceled their lease. Exxon went to court. Alaska won.

7. Obama wants nation on 25% renewable sources of electricity by 2025.
Palin submitted her plan to put Alaska on 50% renewables by 2025. Had
Palin been a heartbeat away from the presidency, that means DOUBLE
Obama's goals were that close!

8. She was even content to to go back to Alaska after the campaign and
just continue being governor. But no, you ignorant liberals had to
keep poking the hornet's nest with a stick! "Father forgive them, for
they know not what they do!"

What you call "failing" isn't matched by the governor of ANY other
state. NOT ONE! All you libs are is big mouths full of lies. You can
only operated on the assumption that the people are ignorant sheep who
won't notice.

But we DO notice. We notice for example what YOUR idea of a perfect
political woman is: Michelle Obama.

Let us note while Palin was defending taxpayers money from Goliath,
YOUR first Lady decided that she couldn't perform her
"duties" (whatever they are) without a personal staff of 22 people.
These people earn salaries from $35,000 to $172,200. Note that before
Mamie Eisenhower all the First Lady's "social help" came from the
presidents own pocket. Jackie Kennedy's staff was ONE person. Laura
Bush had one. Hillary only had three. But Michelle's staff is 22 that
totals a taxpayer cost of $6,364,000. Yep, over SIX MILLION dollars!

And you have the unmitigated nerve to suggest that a governor that
took on Exxon and pried money out of their greedy grasp, is somehow
"failed". Well what does "success" mean to you? I guess you'd only
like Palin if she had added a personal "social staff" to the governors
office of um, say 65 or so. With taxpayer money, natch.

Idiot.

Lookout

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Apr 12, 2010, 4:23:53 AM4/12/10
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On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 22:09:15 -0700 (PDT), Benj <bja...@iwaynet.net>
wrote:

The entire nation laughed at the skit because it perfectly captured
Palin's dumb ass. It's called a caricature and it was one of the best
in recent memory. Chevy Chase didn't look like Gerald Ford either, but
it was funny as hell.

Lookout

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Apr 12, 2010, 4:35:35 AM4/12/10
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On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 22:50:01 -0700 (PDT), Benj <bja...@iwaynet.net>
wrote:

>On Apr 11, 1:17 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:


>
>> WOW, really. What talent does she have?
>>
>> Playing a clarinet at the Miss Alaska Pageant?
>> Failing as a sports reporter?
>> Failing and quitting as mayor.
>> Failing and quitting as governor.
>>
>> So, blowing long black tubes, failing and quitting.
>>
>> What other talents do you feel she has?
>>
>> Maybe she could appear on SNL and parody herself?
>
>(been there, done that)
>
>OK, Ratzo,
>I'll call you on that one. Let's compare Palin to ANY other governor
>of ANY other state:
>
>1. You forgot when she was darling of Dems when she defeated Murkowski
>and tore into REPUBLICAN "Corrupt Bastards Club" with many now in
>stir. Dems skipped around the yard singing la la la la and throwing
>flower petals.

Sure. Why not? She was shooting are her own party! She wasn't their
"darling", she was their unpaid mercenary.

>2. With CBC gone to protect big Oil she enacted Oil profit splitting
>system ACES. Exxon protested and she said "don't let the door hit your
>ass on the way out!" Exxon stayed. They all stayed. Your governor ever
>take on Exxon and win?

Alabama did it with gas drilling rights.


>
>3. When taking office as gov she took the list of Federal money
>requests (Pork) and cut 85% of them.

Cite?


>
>4. Got rid of governor's Jet, his private cook, and gave back the
>state vehicle. (your governor ever do that?)

Not that impressive.


>
>5. Put together a the largest private construction project in the
>history of North America. (natural gas pipeline)

Cite?


>
>6. Exxon held a 30 year exploration lease but did nothing. She
>canceled their lease. Exxon went to court. Alaska won.
>
>7. Obama wants nation on 25% renewable sources of electricity by 2025.
>Palin submitted her plan to put Alaska on 50% renewables by 2025. Had
>Palin been a heartbeat away from the presidency, that means DOUBLE
>Obama's goals were that close!

Palin was talking about a STATE. Obama is talking about a NATION.
Try again.


>
>8. She was even content to to go back to Alaska after the campaign and
>just continue being governor. But no, you ignorant liberals had to
>keep poking the hornet's nest with a stick! "Father forgive them, for
>they know not what they do!"

AHAHAHH And then she QUIT


>
>What you call "failing" isn't matched by the governor of ANY other
>state. NOT ONE! All you libs are is big mouths full of lies. You can
>only operated on the assumption that the people are ignorant sheep who
>won't notice.

Prove it.


>
>But we DO notice. We notice for example what YOUR idea of a perfect
>political woman is: Michelle Obama.
>
>Let us note while Palin was defending taxpayers money from Goliath,
>YOUR first Lady decided that she couldn't perform her
>"duties" (whatever they are) without a personal staff of 22 people.
>These people earn salaries from $35,000 to $172,200. Note that before
>Mamie Eisenhower all the First Lady's "social help" came from the
>presidents own pocket. Jackie Kennedy's staff was ONE person. Laura
>Bush had one. Hillary only had three. But Michelle's staff is 22 that
>totals a taxpayer cost of $6,364,000. Yep, over SIX MILLION dollars!


http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/firstlady.asp

http://sroblog.com/2009/08/04/michelle-obamas-paid-staff-laura-bushs-paid-staff-sroblog/

Stop LYING.

>
>And you have the unmitigated nerve to suggest that a governor that
>took on Exxon and pried money out of their greedy grasp, is somehow
>"failed". Well what does "success" mean to you? I guess you'd only
>like Palin if she had added a personal "social staff" to the governors
>office of um, say 65 or so. With taxpayer money, natch.
>
>Idiot.

You had to lie to do it. Typical of a conservative.

Lookout

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Apr 12, 2010, 4:36:28 AM4/12/10
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On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 22:09:15 -0700 (PDT), Benj <bja...@iwaynet.net>
wrote:

>On Apr 11, 10:38 am, Too_Many_Tools <too_many_to...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Organization: http://groups.google.com

Oh..and by the way. Welcome to my filter. Googlegroups is nothing but
a hiding place for conservative trolls.

Jesus Chrysler

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Apr 12, 2010, 7:07:01 AM4/12/10
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On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 22:50:01 -0700 (PDT), Benj <bja...@iwaynet.net>
wrote:

>On Apr 11, 1:17 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:


>
>> WOW, really. What talent does she have?
>>
>> Playing a clarinet at the Miss Alaska Pageant?
>> Failing as a sports reporter?
>> Failing and quitting as mayor.
>> Failing and quitting as governor.
>>
>> So, blowing long black tubes, failing and quitting.
>>
>> What other talents do you feel she has?
>>
>> Maybe she could appear on SNL and parody herself?
>
>(been there, done that)
>
>OK, Ratzo,
>I'll call you on that one. Let's compare Palin to ANY other governor
>of ANY other state:
>
>1. You forgot when she was darling of Dems when she defeated Murkowski
>and tore into REPUBLICAN "Corrupt Bastards Club" with many now in
>stir. Dems skipped around the yard singing la la la la and throwing
>flower petals.
>

Cite?

>2. With CBC gone to protect big Oil she enacted Oil profit splitting
>system ACES. Exxon protested and she said "don't let the door hit your
>ass on the way out!" Exxon stayed. They all stayed. Your governor ever
>take on Exxon and win?
>

The oil profit splitting process was in place long before Sarah Palin
became governor.


>3. When taking office as gov she took the list of Federal money
>requests (Pork) and cut 85% of them.

Not true. She hung onto as much federal money as possible, including
the Bridge to Nowhere.


>
>4. Got rid of governor's Jet, his private cook, and gave back the
>state vehicle. (your governor ever do that?)

Small potatotes. Remember, too, she LIED about it. At the RNC she
claimed that she "sold the jet on eBay." She did not. The state
listed the aircraft on eBay, got no takers, and sold it to an aircraft
broker AT A HUGE LOSS.

>
>5. Put together a the largest private construction project in the
>history of North America. (natural gas pipeline)

No, she did not. She CLAIMED to have put together the construction
project. IN FACT, not a single shovel of dirt has been turned or ever
will be turned. Her "gas pipeline to the lower 48" is a dream --
well, actually, it's a nightmare that did not happen.


>
>6. Exxon held a 30 year exploration lease but did nothing. She
>canceled their lease. Exxon went to court. Alaska won.

And??? It's not unusual for oil companies to sign long-term leases
then not explore the leased area for years and years. Happens all the
time. Palin was grandstanding. Perhaps you will now tell us who
holds the lease and exactly what they have done with the lease???

>
>7. Obama wants nation on 25% renewable sources of electricity by 2025.
>Palin submitted her plan to put Alaska on 50% renewables by 2025. Had
>Palin been a heartbeat away from the presidency, that means DOUBLE
>Obama's goals were that close!
>

Obama is dealing with the entire NATION. She was -- until she quit
because it was too much for her -- dealing with a sparsely populated
state.


>8. She was even content to to go back to Alaska after the campaign and
>just continue being governor. But no, you ignorant liberals had to
>keep poking the hornet's nest with a stick! "Father forgive them, for
>they know not what they do!"


Bullshit. She was content to go back to Alaska long enough to quit
and start down the road of fleecing the gullible flock out of
millions.


>
>What you call "failing" isn't matched by the governor of ANY other
>state. NOT ONE! All you libs are is big mouths full of lies. You can
>only operated on the assumption that the people are ignorant sheep who
>won't notice.

There's no way to compare her to the governor of any other state
because no other governor has quit in midterm.


>
>But we DO notice. We notice for example what YOUR idea of a perfect
>political woman is: Michelle Obama.
>
>Let us note while Palin was defending taxpayers money from Goliath,
>YOUR first Lady decided that she couldn't perform her
>"duties" (whatever they are) without a personal staff of 22 people.
>These people earn salaries from $35,000 to $172,200. Note that before
>Mamie Eisenhower all the First Lady's "social help" came from the
>presidents own pocket. Jackie Kennedy's staff was ONE person. Laura
>Bush had one. Hillary only had three. But Michelle's staff is 22 that
>totals a taxpayer cost of $6,364,000. Yep, over SIX MILLION dollars!
>
>And you have the unmitigated nerve to suggest that a governor that
>took on Exxon and pried money out of their greedy grasp, is somehow
>"failed". Well what does "success" mean to you? I guess you'd only
>like Palin if she had added a personal "social staff" to the governors
>office of um, say 65 or so. With taxpayer money, natch.


Once again, there's a difference between representing the entire USofA
at domestic and international venues, and, quitting half-way through
the term as governor of a sparsely-populated state.


>
>Idiot.
>
>


Speaking of idiots -- you forgot to mention these two points about
your hero, Sarah:

http://washingtonindependent.com/80942/palin-left-alaska-with-debts-equal-to-70-percent-of-its-gdp
-- quote
Less than a year after then-Gov. Sarah Palin (R-Alaska) quit the
government to pursue other projects, Alaska leads the way in its
debt-to-GDP ratio when its unfunded pension obligations are taken into
account, followed by Rhode Island, New Mexico, Ohio and Mississippi.
And although Alaska’s ratio is far lower than Greece’s, it does give
the state a debt-to-GDP ratio similar to that of Jordan and Palin’s
favorite health care resource, Canada, and a higher ratio than Ghana,
Cote d’Ivoire, India, the Philippines or Uruguay.
-- end quote

And, lest we forget her destruction of Wasilla's finances during her
term as mayor:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122065537792905483.html

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2008/sep/09/chain-email/numbers-right-context-missing/

-- quote
The city's long-term debt grew from about $1 million to $25 million
due to $15 million for the sports complex, $5.5 million for street
projects, and $3 million for water improvement projects. The Wall
Street Journal characterized the project as a "financial mess".
-- end quote

Finally, let's not forget these facts:

1. The same contractor who built the Wasilla Sports Complex also
built the Palin's home and questions about how much materials found
their way from the sports complex to the house is still open.

2. Then there's the matter of TWO 2,500 squar foot homes built in the
Alaska outback on which the Palin's have paid no property taxes since
the homes were built.

Now that your dumb ass has been whipped six ways to Sunday, you are
dismissed.

Beam Me Up Scotty

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Apr 12, 2010, 11:09:40 AM4/12/10
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On 4/12/2010 4:36 AM, Lookout wrote:
> On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 22:09:15 -0700 (PDT), Benj <bja...@iwaynet.net>
> wrote:
>
>> On Apr 11, 10:38 am, Too_Many_Tools <too_many_to...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>> LOL...you mean that little finger who can see Russia from her porch?
>>>
>>> Laugh..laugh..laugh...
>>>
>>> TMT
>>
>> Such a Liar.
>> 1. She said from "Alaska" not "Porch". SNL bit said "porch".
>> 2. One actually CAN see Russia from Alaska.
>> 3. Idiot.
>>
>> Why, when Liberals are so dumb, do they think that they are so smart
>> that they have the divine right to tell everyone else what to do? You
>> are a tool.


The Poor and uneducated may or may not be a few of America's problems
but a Leftist is a government slave and a "self proclaimed educated"
idiot....

Which, is worse.

Voting to keep the likes of Obama out of there lives means the people
aren't that uneducated, maybe they just didn't learn the propaganda that
Leftists want them to learn. Ignorance is relative. Some Americans
were tricked into Voting for Obama but that trend soon reversed its self.

Maybe America doesn't like the Federal Government as far up their ass as
Leftists want it. We have 50 States(57 or 58 according to Obama) and
they all have different constitutions, no need that they all be a
monoculture as the Leftist Big Government types want.... They preach
down at us about *DIVERSITY* and multiculturalism and then pass huge
sweeping Federal laws to create an HOMOGENIZED populous. Seems like
they're hypocrites or liars or both.

Do they even begin to see how ignorant and hypocritical the Leftist BIG
government types are? NO of course not, they're to busy calling others
ignorant because they have a southern twang(regional dialect) or racist
for going to a tax rally, and they.... well Leftists are convinced
they're just so f*cking smart and different, that they(anyone different)
must then be dumb.


What ever is negative that the Leftists accuse others of, 99% of the
time is what Leftists are actually guilty of. Leftists are Racists and
anti diversity and anti free speech and anti education and on and on,
yet they tell us all just the opposite.

Lookout

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Apr 12, 2010, 12:39:17 PM4/12/10
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On Mon, 12 Apr 2010 11:09:40 -0400, Beam Me Up Scotty
<Then-Destro...@blackhole.NebulaX.com> wrote:

>On 4/12/2010 4:36 AM, Lookout wrote:
>> On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 22:09:15 -0700 (PDT), Benj <bja...@iwaynet.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Apr 11, 10:38 am, Too_Many_Tools <too_many_to...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> LOL...you mean that little finger who can see Russia from her porch?
>>>>
>>>> Laugh..laugh..laugh...
>>>>
>>>> TMT
>>>
>>> Such a Liar.
>>> 1. She said from "Alaska" not "Porch". SNL bit said "porch".
>>> 2. One actually CAN see Russia from Alaska.
>>> 3. Idiot.
>>>
>>> Why, when Liberals are so dumb, do they think that they are so smart
>>> that they have the divine right to tell everyone else what to do? You
>>> are a tool.
>
>
>The Poor and uneducated may or may not be a few of America's problems
>but a Leftist is a government slave and a "self proclaimed educated"
>idiot....

Wild statement with no facts to back it up. Therefore it's shit.


>
>Which, is worse.
>
>Voting to keep the likes of Obama out of there lives means the people
>aren't that uneducated, maybe they just didn't learn the propaganda that
>Leftists want them to learn. Ignorance is relative. Some Americans
>were tricked into Voting for Obama but that trend soon reversed its self.
>
>Maybe America doesn't like the Federal Government as far up their ass as
>Leftists want it. We have 50 States(57 or 58 according to Obama) and
>they all have different constitutions, no need that they all be a
>monoculture as the Leftist Big Government types want.... They preach
>down at us about *DIVERSITY* and multiculturalism and then pass huge
>sweeping Federal laws to create an HOMOGENIZED populous. Seems like
>they're hypocrites or liars or both.
>
>Do they even begin to see how ignorant and hypocritical the Leftist BIG
>government types are? NO of course not, they're to busy calling others
>ignorant because they have a southern twang(regional dialect) or racist
>for going to a tax rally, and they.... well Leftists are convinced
>they're just so f*cking smart and different, that they(anyone different)
>must then be dumb.
>
>
>What ever is negative that the Leftists accuse others of, 99% of the
>time is what Leftists are actually guilty of. Leftists are Racists and
>anti diversity and anti free speech and anti education and on and on,
>yet they tell us all just the opposite.

I'm sure you think you just made a point or two. But with no facts to
back them up they are simply....shit.

Lookout

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Apr 12, 2010, 12:47:20 PM4/12/10
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On Mon, 12 Apr 2010 07:07:01 -0400, Jesus Chrysler
<JesusC...@live.com> wrote:

>On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 22:50:01 -0700 (PDT), Benj <bja...@iwaynet.net>
>wrote:
>
>>On Apr 11, 1:17�pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> WOW, really. What talent does she have?
>>>
>>> Playing a clarinet at the Miss Alaska Pageant?
>>> Failing as a sports reporter?
>>> Failing and quitting as mayor.
>>> Failing and quitting as governor.
>>>
>>> So, blowing long black tubes, failing and quitting.
>>>
>>> What other talents do you feel she has?
>>>
>>> Maybe she could appear on SNL and parody herself?
>>
>>(been there, done that)
>>
>>OK, Ratzo,
>>I'll call you on that one. Let's compare Palin to ANY other governor
>>of ANY other state:
>>
>>1. You forgot when she was darling of Dems when she defeated Murkowski
>>and tore into REPUBLICAN "Corrupt Bastards Club" with many now in
>>stir. Dems skipped around the yard singing la la la la and throwing
>>flower petals.
>>
>
>Cite?

FOUL! They don't have to prove anything. As long as they make the
statement you MUST accept it as truth.

Gunner Asch

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Apr 12, 2010, 3:27:43 PM4/12/10
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On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 22:50:01 -0700 (PDT), Benj <bja...@iwaynet.net>
wrote:

>On Apr 11, 1:17 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

Very very very well said! A Keeper!!

Gunner


"First Law of Leftist Debate
The more you present a leftist with factual evidence
that is counter to his preconceived world view and the
more difficult it becomes for him to refute it without
losing face the chance of him calling you a racist, bigot,
homophobe approaches infinity.

This is despite the thread you are in having not mentioned
race or sexual preference in any way that is relevant to
the subject." Grey Ghost

Benj

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Apr 12, 2010, 4:05:35 PM4/12/10
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On Apr 12, 4:23 am, Lookout <mrLook...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> >Such a Liar.
> >1. She said from "Alaska" not "Porch". SNL bit said "porch".
> >2. One actually CAN see Russia from Alaska.
> >3. Idiot.
>
> >Why, when Liberals are so dumb, do they think that they are so smart
> >that they have the divine right to tell everyone else what to do?  You
> >are a tool.
>
> The entire nation laughed at the skit because it perfectly captured
> Palin's dumb ass. It's called a caricature and it was one of the best
> in recent memory. Chevy Chase didn't look like Gerald Ford either, but
> it was funny as hell.

Funny as hell to scared to death liberal Dems like you! What you mean
is it perfectly slandered Palin for the lefty Dems while avoiding
conviction under the banner of "satire". Clever propaganda move! (as
always)

Benj

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Apr 12, 2010, 4:08:01 PM4/12/10
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On Apr 12, 4:36 am, Lookout <mrLook...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 22:09:15 -0700 (PDT), Benj <bjac...@iwaynet.net>
wrote:

<snip crap>

> Oh..and by the way. Welcome to my filter. Googlegroups is nothing but
> a hiding place for conservative trolls.

Well it's about damn Time! Dealing with your disingenuous comments is
by far the biggest waste of time on the planet next to Microsoft
solitaire. Thank you very much!


Kard Karrying Kommie

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Apr 12, 2010, 4:12:13 PM4/12/10
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People who can laugh at Palin ( oh say about 80% of the U.S.
population ) are not at all afraid of her. It's amusing to hear her
defenders continue to make that claim. She is more harmful to
Republican and conservative causes than she is helpful. If you
understood that - well then you wouldn't even be a silly, ignorant
thin-skinned Palin defender. lol

Lookout

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Apr 12, 2010, 5:43:52 PM4/12/10
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On Mon, 12 Apr 2010 13:05:35 -0700 (PDT), Benj <bja...@iwaynet.net>
wrote:

>On Apr 12, 4:23 am, Lookout <mrLook...@yahoo.com> wrote:


>
>> >Such a Liar.
>> >1. She said from "Alaska" not "Porch". SNL bit said "porch".
>> >2. One actually CAN see Russia from Alaska.
>> >3. Idiot.
>>
>> >Why, when Liberals are so dumb, do they think that they are so smart
>> >that they have the divine right to tell everyone else what to do?  You
>> >are a tool.
>>
>> The entire nation laughed at the skit because it perfectly captured
>> Palin's dumb ass. It's called a caricature and it was one of the best
>> in recent memory. Chevy Chase didn't look like Gerald Ford either, but
>> it was funny as hell.
>
>Funny as hell to scared to death liberal Dems like you!

Nope, wrong again. I'm not a "dem" and she certainly doesn't scare me.

>What you mean
>is it perfectly slandered Palin for the lefty Dems while avoiding
>conviction under the banner of "satire". Clever propaganda move! (as
>always)

If it was slander she would be suing.

Gunner Asch

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Apr 12, 2010, 7:55:31 PM4/12/10
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On Mon, 12 Apr 2010 13:12:13 -0700 (PDT), Kard Karrying Kommie
<john...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>People who can laugh at Palin ( oh say about 80% of the U.S.

Cites? Feel free to provide clear cites for your claim.

Army Of The 13th Monkey

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Apr 12, 2010, 11:26:18 PM4/12/10
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On 4/12/2010 1:50 AM, Benj wrote:
> On Apr 11, 1:17 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>> WOW, really. What talent does she have?
>>
>> Playing a clarinet at the Miss Alaska Pageant?

Obama can Dance on the Ellen TV show... sort of?

>> Failing as a sports reporter?

Obama can play B-ball... like a Special Olympics kid?

>> Failing and quitting as mayor.

Obama quit as a Capitalist.

>> Failing and quitting as governor.

Obama failed to get Chicago Schools to graduate more than 50% of the
students, and then he quit the U.S. Senate where he accomplished
nothing... to become *Socialist in Chief* where he has accomplished
NOTHING and he quit American exceptionalism in health care to embrace
the mediocrity of Socialism.

pyotr filipivich

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Apr 13, 2010, 12:09:05 AM4/13/10
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Benj <bja...@iwaynet.net> on Sun, 11 Apr 2010 22:09:15 -0700 (PDT)
typed in rec.crafts.metalworking the following:

Which do you suspect? Lever or Wedge? Has to be one of those,
they're the simplest tools around.
>
>
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We will drink no whiskey before its nine.
It's eight fifty eight. Close enough!

Curly Surmudgeon

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Apr 13, 2010, 1:11:30 AM4/13/10
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You picked an appropriate nym.

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On Apr 13, 1:11 am, Curly Surmudgeon <CurlySurmudg...@live.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 12 Apr 2010 23:26:18 -0400, Army Of The 13th Monkey
>
>
>
>
>
> <There-Is-No-Blackh...@NebulaX.com> wrote:
> > On 4/12/2010 1:50 AM, Benj wrote:
> >> On Apr 11, 1:17 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
> >>> WOW, really. What talent does she have?
>
> >>> Playing a clarinet at the Miss Alaska Pageant?
>
> > Obama can Dance on the Ellen TV show...  sort of?
>
> >>> Failing as a sports reporter?
>
> > Obama can play B-ball...  like a Special Olympics kid?
>
> >>> Failing and quitting as mayor.
>
> > Obama quit as a Capitalist.
>
> >>> Failing and quitting as governor.
>
> > Obama failed to get Chicago Schools to graduate more than 50% of the
> > students, and then he quit the U.S. Senate where he accomplished
> > nothing... to become *Socialist in Chief* where he has accomplished
> > NOTHING and he quit American exceptionalism in health care to embrace
> > the mediocrity of Socialism.
>
> You picked an appropriate nym.

Alberto Cur-Lee Scurmudgeon,

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Beerman

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Apr 17, 2010, 4:18:35 PM4/17/10
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Must be a "Nucular" finger constructed in the country of Africa

Fail-in Pailin is such an embarrassment to womenhood setting it back to
the 80s

Gunner Asch

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Apr 17, 2010, 6:01:06 PM4/17/10
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On Sat, 17 Apr 2010 20:18:35 +0000 (UTC), Beerman <sunr...@aol.com>
wrote:


No wonder they call you Beerman..its evident that you have killed off
far far to many brain cells.

Pity about that, eh?

Gunner Asch

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Apr 17, 2010, 6:02:22 PM4/17/10
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On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 22:50:01 -0700 (PDT), Benj <bja...@iwaynet.net>
wrote:

>On Apr 11, 1:17 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

I wonder what Palin's Telepromter bill is, and what Obamas is?

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Gunner Asch

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Apr 18, 2010, 7:53:57 PM4/18/10
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On Sun, 18 Apr 2010 09:15:58 -0600, Sin...@levitt.net wrote:

>On Sat, 17 Apr 2010 15:02:22 -0700, Gunner Asch <gunne...@gmail.com>
>wrote:


>
>>I wonder what Palin's Telepromter bill is, and what Obamas is?
>

>You're just all sorts of "wonder", Cunter
>
>Here's why....


Nym changed again?

No problem!

<plink>

Mort Davis

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Apr 18, 2010, 9:24:23 PM4/18/10
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> On Sat, 17 Apr 2010 15:01:06 -0700, Gunner Asch <gunne...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>>No wonder they call you Beerman..its evident that you have killed off
>>far far to many brain cells.
>
> No wonder they call you CUNTER.....
>

No wonder they call you a dipshit fucktard.


Cliff

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On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 10:17:27 -0700, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

>On 11 Apr 2010 09:18:02 -0500, in the land of alt.autos.toyota, "Fred
>B. Brown" <fredb...@nowhere.com> got double secret probation for
>writing:


>
>>
>>"Cliff" <Clhuprich...@aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote in message
>>news:pce3s59ou9b60h17m...@4ax.com...
>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9t9HH_uavs
>>> "Tina Fey Brings "The Sarah Palin Network" to "SNL""
>>>
>>>
>>> LOL .....
>>> --
>>> Cliff
>>
>

><the humor gap between humans and conservatives>


>>And when Palin is elected President in 2012, Fey will be begging
>>for a ticket to the Inaugural Ball.
>>Sara Palin has more talent in her little finger than Fey does in her
>>whole body.
>

>WOW, really. What talent does she have?
>
>Playing a clarinet at the Miss Alaska Pageant?
>Failing as a sports reporter?
>Failing and quitting as mayor.
>Failing and quitting as governor.
>
>So, blowing long black tubes, failing and quitting.
>
>What other talents do you feel she has?
>
>Maybe she could appear on SNL and parody herself?

That would require wit.
She might barely half-way do it though.
--
Cliff

Cliff

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Apr 20, 2010, 4:08:02 AM4/20/10
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On 11 Apr 2010 09:18:02 -0500, "Fred B. Brown" <fredb...@nowhere.com> wrote:

>
>"Cliff" <Clhuprich...@aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote in message
>news:pce3s59ou9b60h17m...@4ax.com...
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9t9HH_uavs
>> "Tina Fey Brings "The Sarah Palin Network" to "SNL""
>>
>>
>> LOL .....
>> --
>> Cliff
>

>And when Palin is elected President in 2012, Fey will be begging
>for a ticket to the Inaugural Ball.

Not even 20% of HER tebaggers woud vote for her, probably
even fewer rethugs.

But lots of Dems would in the primaries ...



>Sara Palin has more talent in her little finger than Fey does in her
>whole body.

"Talent" for what, exactly?
Nobody seems to have noticed it.
--
Cliff

larry moe 'n curly

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Apr 20, 2010, 12:11:25 PM4/20/10
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Fred B. Brown wrote:
>
> Sara Palin has more talent in her little finger than Fey does in her
> whole body.

Please provide proof. Tina Fey was head writer of SNL, wrote the very
good movie Mean Girls, and created and wrote several episodes of the
great TV show, 30 Rock.

OTOH Sarah Palin needed somebody else to write her autobiography.

Tina Fey is what Sarah Palin _should_ be like, while Sarah Palin is
just another good-looking female politician who's crazy.

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