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Top 6 Smart A## Answers!

Smart a## answer #6

It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines. "Would you like
dinner?"
the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my
choices?"
John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

Smart a## answer #5

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check
tickets. As
a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened
his
trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I
need
to see your ticket not your stub."

Smart a## answer #4

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but
she
couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,
"Do
these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am,
they're
dead."

Smart a## answer #3

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding
rolled
down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid
replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop
finally
stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Smart a## answer #2

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
reads, " Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right
ahead of
him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks
to the
truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The
truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of
fuel."

Smart a## answer of the year 2007

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now
class, I
won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might
consider
a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, Or a death in
your
immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"