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Dollar Bill Production Halted

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RF

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Nov 15, 2007, 9:59:24 PM11/15/07
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Dollar Bill Production Halted - Strippers Riot
In a stunning about-face the Treasury Secretary announced that dollar
bill production will be halted indefinitely.
Chesty LaRue of the Amalgamated Strippers Union immediately called for
a strike proclaiming "No Dollars, No Peace!"
Strip clubs across the nation were shut down as "dancers" rioted.

Bill Dukenfield

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Nov 15, 2007, 10:36:54 PM11/15/07
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Umm, that should read "no dollars no piece" shouldn't it?

JAM

Bruce Remick

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Nov 15, 2007, 10:37:43 PM11/15/07
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"RF" <fwd...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Between exotic dancers and screen writers, they've really got the public
over a barrel with their strikes. We give up!


Jerry Dennis

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Nov 15, 2007, 11:52:07 PM11/15/07
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Cheapskates! USE DEUCES! The girls love them. (They love Lincolns,
Hamiltons, Jacksons, Grants, Franklins, McKinleys, Clevelands,
Madisons, and Chases, too. Too bad you couldn't give them Wilsons.)

Jerry

Bob@keffective.net Bob

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Nov 16, 2007, 4:23:07 AM11/16/07
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"Jerry Dennis" <JDen...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Jerry

I'd love to give them my Johnson.


Stefano MacGregor

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Nov 16, 2007, 12:35:11 PM11/16/07
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On Nov 16, 2:23 am, "Bob" <Dr. B...@keffective.net> wrote:

> I'd love to give them my Johnson.

But there's never been a US bill with Johnson's pic... oh, wait.
Never mind.

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Stefano

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