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Toonie Slide (Canadian strip clubs)

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Barney

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Oct 6, 2011, 1:51:37 AM10/6/11
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In Canada, strippers accept loonie & toonie (1 & 2 dollar coin) tips.
Usually the guy will hold it in his mouth and she'll grab it out be
squeezing her breasts on it.

Other times they'll just wiggle their boobs in their face or something then
just take it with their hand..

I once read how a a guy layed down on the stage with a toonie in his
mouth.. the girl lowered herself and removed it with her vagina.

Also...they often do a 'Toonie Slide' where they stop dancing and have a
mini contest and whoever gets their toonie closest to the pole, they get
some boobs in their face or something.


Actually, it sounds like Canadians have more fun at strip clubs using one
and two dollar coins!

I personally like he Toonie Slide!


Barney

Bremick

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Oct 6, 2011, 7:02:47 AM10/6/11
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"Barney" <Le...@Leica.com> wrote in message
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So how does one tip a waitress in Canada? Or a waiter, for that matter?


Some Guy

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Oct 6, 2011, 7:54:38 AM10/6/11
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"Barney" <Le...@Leica.com> wrote in message
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> I once read how a a guy layed down on the stage with a toonie in his
> mouth.. the girl lowered herself and removed it with her vagina.

Oh boy, sounds delightful. Who wouldn't want some slut who has probably laid
about a million guys to rub her snatch on their mouth?


oly

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Oct 6, 2011, 9:50:59 AM10/6/11
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On Oct 6, 6:54 am, "Some Guy" <s...@guy.xxx> wrote:
> "Barney" <Le...@Leica.com> wrote in message
>
> news:Xns9F75E892564...@216.196.121.131...
>
> > I once read how a a guy layed down on the stage with a toonie in his
> > mouth.. the girl lowered herself and removed it with her vagina.
>
> Oh boy, sounds delightful. Who wouldn't want some @#!*% who has probably laid
> about a million guys to rub her snatch on their mouth?

"Ha'penny shove" probably beats "Toonie Slide" anyday.

oly

Paul Ciszek

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Oct 6, 2011, 10:10:42 AM10/6/11
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In article <j6k1so$ctf$1...@dont-email.me>, Bremick <rem...@cox.net> wrote:
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>So how does one tip a waitress in Canada? Or a waiter, for that matter?

You can:

1) Leave some money, in the form of bills or coins, when you take your
receipt up to cash register to pay the actual bill

2) Leave a quantity of coins or bills that covers the amount of the bill
plus a tip

3) Use a credit card and specify a tip amount.

What exactly is the mystery here?

I can remember when people used to tip waitresses with coins, back
when the purchasing power of the dollar was higher.

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Bremick

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Oct 6, 2011, 2:49:48 PM10/6/11
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"Paul Ciszek" <nos...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> In article <j6k1so$ctf$1...@dont-email.me>, Bremick <rem...@cox.net> wrote:
>>
>>So how does one tip a waitress in Canada? Or a waiter, for that matter?
>
> You can:
>
> 1) Leave some money, in the form of bills or coins, when you take your
> receipt up to cash register to pay the actual bill
>
> 2) Leave a quantity of coins or bills that covers the amount of the bill
> plus a tip
>
> 3) Use a credit card and specify a tip amount.
>
> What exactly is the mystery here?
>
> I can remember when people used to tip waitresses with coins, back
> when the purchasing power of the dollar was higher.

I think you missed the point.


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