A woman walked into a bank the other day and handed the teller a One Million
Dollar Bill - she wanted to open an account and have some of the money
transferred into her husband's account.
The teller accepted the Bill and made the transactions.
Dairy Queen, you're vindicated!
-- Dobac
What is yoour source??
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Was it an old urban legandaire? :^/)
Here is a news story from the Sunday Observer in Sri Lanka (Ceylon).
They state in the story that, million dollar bills are legal tender
in the U.S. because,
"A special issue of this denomination with certificates were printed
and made a legal tender in the USA for the convenience of
millionaires."
I don't like carrying around "Millions", to much trouble to break. ;-P
I never carry around anything larger than a $ 100,000. How about you?
;-)
Here is the story from Oct. 11, 1998, for what it's worth:
http://www.lanka.net/lakehouse/1998/10/11/new13.html
"Woman with a million dollar bill note arrested
By Anton Nonis
CHILAW POLICE arrested a woman who attempted to encash US dollar one
million currency note. The currency note was authenticated as a
genuine one by a document. A special issue of this denomination with
certificates were printed and made a legal tender in the USA for the
convenience of millionaires.
The suspect had returned from India recently and had unsuccessfully
attempted to encash it in Chilaw, Negombo, Seeduwa and Wattala areas.
Chilaw Police, on information received, sent a posse of policemen in
mufti, posed as rich businessmen and arrived in a Pajero intercooler,
confronted the man who had acted as broker who had tried to help the
woman to encash the million dollar bill.
The broker who mistook the policemen in mufti as genuine businessmen,
brought forth the woman with the currency (Rs.65 million) note to a
place in Wattala on Friday afternoon. From there she was driven to the
Chilaw Police. The broker too was arrested.
Police sources said that the woman was a Sri Lankan Malay (37), had
returned from India recently. She was a Sri Lankan citizen but had
lived in India for several years.
Sources added that the currency bill looked genuine and is expected to
be sent to the Central Bank for verification. But Police sources
further added that even if it is genuine, the suspect should have made
a declaration with the Customs on her arrival.
Investigations are now on to ascertain as to how she came about to
possess this currency note. A special police team headed by SSP Gamini
de Silva of the Chilaw Police is conducting investigations.
Meanwhile well informed sources said that million dollar currencies
could be traded only among the members of the millionaires'
Association and the highest denomination of the American dollar that
is in normal use is $ 5,000."
--
Rusty Barton - San Jose, California
This may be an urban legend, but it's funny:
"SHE EVEN LOOKED LIKE A MILLION. SHE WAS ALL GREEN AND WRINKLED
A woman tried to pass a one-million-dollar bill at a department store
in New York City. Arresting officers found amost 200 other altered or
counterfeit bills in the woman's duffel bag. The woman told
authorities that her hobby was "making money." She apparently made the
bogus million-dollar bill by pasting zeroes on a one-dollar bill and
duplicating it on a color copier. The judge in the case told the woman
something she apparently didn't know: the U.S. Treasury doesn't make
one-million-dollar bills. When he tried to explain to her that it's
illegal for private citizens to make their own money, the woman
insisted "In this case it was legal, sir."
http://www.thebigshow.com/BITPAGES/DCRK0309.HTM
What's the fuss? Say she spent $1 & wanted change back from her
million. They could have just given her nine of the new $111,111 bills.
Steve
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"Rusty Barton" <rusty_...@I.hate.spam.hp.com> wrote in message
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There's probably a few $10,000's still in circulation, but the highest
currently printed is $100.
-Bob
I have seen $500s in circulation, however... ;-)
"Bob Flaminio" <b...@flaminio.com> wrote in message
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"I found a million dollar check made out to cash."
"A million dollars really?"
"Yes, I counted the zeros, it's a million dollars."
"Who made out the check?"
"I can't tell, the check has been run over by so many cars & got rained on."
"It was probably somebody's joke."
"No, it's a real check. Can I cash it?"
"No, you should either mail it to us, or tear it up & throw it away."
I tried to talk them out of their alternative ideas, but they just
wouldn't go along with mine.
-paghat the ratgirl
--
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We'll have a gay old time
Lay down in the web of the black spider
I'll drink your blood like wine." -T. Waits
>What is yoour source??
The Radio Station I was listening to is a Chancellor Broadcasting Agency
station. The news item was on the "top of the hour" National news, which is
broadcast by ABC News.
-- Dobac
>
>According to my local bank..the $100.00 bill is the largest they have in
>circulation..the $500.00 is special order...My bank didn't even carry
>them..they told me it takes a week to get them..
Have 'em order a cupla hundred for you...heh. I think they sell around $650
when available.
It may be worth a try...some banks have been known to actually have them
available...but they ARE worth more than face value to collectors. Most circ
$1000s trade around $1200, I believe.
I'd seriously give them a call and take them a check for $5000 and see if they
can get 10 or so in a week...then drop me an email...heh. We'll figger out
what to do from there...but I think we may be able to get a free $500 bill for
each of us, if it works...
Dondi3 (who's NOT going to hold his breath for a week)
DONDI enterprises. BUY, SELL, TRADE. RARE COINS & PRECIOUS METALS
Member COINNET, CSNS, ANA, INA, MOON, ILNA.
How much did the bank lose when they realized their mistake? I'm guessing
thet had a little more information on the depositor than DQ did, and knew
where to get their money back.
--
It is odd, but on the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon
in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to
find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics. --Feynman
> I have seen $500s in circulation, however... ;-)
I would suggest you grab all you can find. They'll usually make you a quick
$100 profit on ebay.
> According to my local bank..the $100.00 bill is the largest they have in
> circulation..the $500.00 is special order...My bank didn't even carry
> them..they told me it takes a week to get them..
Whoever told you that probably doesn't know what they're talking about.
They are supposed to turn $500+ notes over to the Fed.
If you can actually get $500 notes that aren't mangled, I'm a buyer at $525.
I'll be happy to take a steady supply of them, if you want to make yourself
a little extra income.
And I expect you will stipulate they cannot
all have the same serial number?
Joe Fischer
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Yes, I didn't think I'd have to explain that they be genuine, etc, in a coin
group.
--
The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose
from.
--- Grace Murray Hopper, as quoted in the Unix Haters Handbook, p.10
>How much did the bank lose when they realized their mistake? I'm guessing
>thet had a little more information on the depositor than DQ did, and knew
>where to get their money back.
They didn't say.
-- Dobac