ATTENTION PAD PEOPLE!!!!
Dick_Da...@yahoo.com
Dick Danger Highball pads are back! Yep, that's right! I just
returned from a coast to coast pad hunt to restock my supply. I think
I hit every ARC and Goodwill thrift shop in the country! I scored -
big time! And now, that means you did too!
You have all been so good to me... My proceeds from the last batch
have kept me going for awhile. But now its time to get back to work.
Don't feel bad for me though because believe me, I did take some time
out to... well... smell the roses. I spent most of time taking bong
hits and living on a houseboat on Lake Powell. I spent a couple of
summers testing my pads on some of Indian Creek's finest;
rediscovered the salvation that can come from a can of warm beer atop a
lonely desert spire; and realized that, frankly, the chicks dig me!! I
even got a chance to 'climb' with those tight-wearing faggots in
france for a few weeks. I finished off last summer by hauling a couple
hookers and a keg up the Salathe' with Bertrand. I even had my first
bout with the clap! You know - GC!
Anyway - the spiel is the same, but the pads are anything but! These
babies will rock your world! Of the many improvements that I have made
to the previous models, I am most pleased with the new, improved unisex
design! If you're not sporting a Dick Danger HIGHBALL pad... you
need to go home and play with your sister. Leave the hard problems to
the big boys with bad-ass, Dick Danger pads.
So here they are, once again... So go get ya' some - while they last!
Do you seek a pad that will keep you off the deck at any height? Are
you tired of those high-dollar, big name pads that are only good for
getting chicks?
If so, YOU need a hand-crafted Dick Danger highball 2000 pad. These
are the pads for *any* occasion! If you have a few of them, they're
even good for big wall stuff! All Dick Danger pads are custom made
from the finest quality cushions of luxury sofas, couches, and
recliners. Most only have minimal stains!
But that's not all! My pads feature integrated, eco-friendly
recycled webbing for easy "backpack style" carrying! These pads can
handle all weather conditions and work flawlessly the first time, every
time, at any altitude! Most models (except the Sandbagger) feature a
hidden, zippered pocket on one side... You can keep your weed and
rubbers in there! In fact, if you have enough cord you, can keep your
MP3 player in there while you boulder worry free! Rock out!
Email me or post your info here if interested. But hurry these babies
will go fast!
Current models available: Polyester Blend: $99.95 (Aztec Mecca design)
Leather: $129.99 (email for colors available!)
Mention this announcement and receive a FREE pair of Daisy Duke style
denim shorts! Also with only minimal stains! You never know when you
might need a pair. If I only had a nickel for every time those babies
saved the day...
Dick
Dick Danger Pads