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Frank R. Smith

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Feb 22, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/22/97
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HI,
You all have been helpful & creative to those who ask in suggesting
names for various boat names. Try naming a funeral director's jet
boat. Thanks, Frank

mader

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Feb 22, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/22/97
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How about "DEATH'S REWARD"
Cheers
Rick
In article <330e572e...@news.infinet.com>, fes...@infinet.com
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Walt Bilofsky

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Feb 22, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/22/97
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fes...@infinet.com (Frank R. Smith) wrote:

>HI,
>You all have been helpful & creative to those who ask in suggesting
>names for various boat names. Try naming a funeral director's jet
>boat. Thanks, Frank

A grave matter. Here are a few stabs at it:

Life After Death
Styx Scooter
Passing Fancy (tastefully subtle)
Fun a-Reel (if you fish)

Walt Bilofsky
Golden Phoenix (Cape Dory 30 Poweryacht)
San Francisco Bay

Quartermaster for the rec.boats burgee: See http://www.idiom.com/~bilofsky/rbburgee.htm
Visit the Calif. Cape Dory Web Site and new bulletin board at http://www.idiom.com/~bilofsky/ccapdory.htm


Stephen Early

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Feb 22, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/22/97
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In article <330e572e...@news.infinet.com>,

Frank R. Smith <fes...@infinet.com> wrote:
>HI,
>You all have been helpful & creative to those who ask in suggesting
>names for various boat names. Try naming a funeral director's jet
>boat. Thanks, Frank

"Death Trap"

--

Steve

JeffSADiE

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Feb 23, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/23/97
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How about Lucky Stiff
Jeff Boggs - SADiE Inc.

Howard Croy

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Feb 23, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/23/97
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How about "UNDERTOW"
HNC

Ron Muntz

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Feb 23, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/23/97
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Frank R. Smith wrote:
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> HI,
> You all have been helpful & creative to those who ask in suggesting
> names for various boat names. Try naming a funeral director's jet
> boat. Thanks, Frank
To Die For !! ;)

Carolyn

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Feb 24, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/24/97
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Howard Croy wrote:
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> How about "UNDERTOW"
> HNC
How about "Job Security"

Jeffrey Breuer

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Feb 24, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/24/97
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SCUTTLE-BOAT!

Chip Zempel

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Feb 24, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/24/97
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Dead Reckoning?

Jeffrey Breuer

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Feb 24, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/24/97
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DEEP SIX!

Vvmfuno

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Feb 25, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/25/97
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Grim Reaper
Dead in the Water
Tomb Dough

As a funeral director told me ..." Yes, it is a depressing business
sometimes, but then someone dies and we snap right out of it!!!".

Bob Barr

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Feb 25, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/25/97
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Or " Dead Reckoning"

David Jon Gratton

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Feb 27, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/27/97
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On Sat, 22 Feb 1997 02:20:02 GMT, fes...@infinet.com (Frank R. Smith)
wrote:

>HI,
>You all have been helpful & creative to those who ask in suggesting
>names for various boat names. Try naming a funeral director's jet
>boat. Thanks, Frank


How about "Pennies From Heaven"?


Lee Lindquist

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Feb 27, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/27/97
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Final Payment

Matthew R. Fair

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Feb 28, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/28/97
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Frank R. Smith (fes...@infinet.com) wrote:
: HI,
: You all have been helpful & creative to those who ask in suggesting
: names for various boat names. Try naming a funeral director's jet
: boat. Thanks, Frank

Try "Dead in the Water"
or "Floating Coffin"
--
-- Matthew R. Fair
"Try? There is no try, there is only do or do not"
- Yoda

Steve Cobb

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Mar 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/1/97
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Why not "Dead In The Water"?

David Jon Gratton <mar...@cyberenet.net> wrote in article
<33190978...@news.cyberenet.net>...


> On Sat, 22 Feb 1997 02:20:02 GMT, fes...@infinet.com (Frank R. Smith)

> wrote:
>
> >HI,
> >You all have been helpful & creative to those who ask in suggesting
> >names for various boat names. Try naming a funeral director's jet
> >boat. Thanks, Frank
>
>

Coxtim

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Mar 2, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/2/97
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"Irish Wake" if you're Irish?...or "No Wake"
-Tim

DEBARKING

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Mar 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/3/97
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Wake Maker

Roscoe

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Mar 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/3/97
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Call it George

Bruce Henderson

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Mar 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/3/97
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OK. I'll bite. Call it "Dead Reckoning" or how about
"Davey Jones".

hans_...@adc.com

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Frank R. Smith wrote:

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> HI,
> You all have been helpful & creative to those who ask in suggesting
> names for various boat names. Try naming a funeral director's jet
> boat. Thanks, Frank

"Noisy Wake"

"Expensive Wake"

Hans/MN

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Curtis Wheeler

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Mar 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/5/97
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Steve Cobb wrote:
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> Why not "Dead In The Water"?
>
> David Jon Gratton <mar...@cyberenet.net> wrote in article
> <33190978...@news.cyberenet.net>...
> > On Sat, 22 Feb 1997 02:20:02 GMT, fes...@infinet.com (Frank R. Smith)
> > wrote:
> >
> > >HI,
> > >You all have been helpful & creative to those who ask in suggesting
> > >names for various boat names. Try naming a funeral director's jet
> > >boat. Thanks, Frank
> >
> >
> > How about "Pennies From Heaven"?
> >
> >

"Could Have Her"

--
Curtis

THwhipster

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Mar 7, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/7/97
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How about "Six Foot Draft"

Clam Cop

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"floater"

BRISLO

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Casket-Gasket..........or.............The
Em-bomber.............or........Zoom-Tomb

Coxtim

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Mar 7, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/7/97
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I like Curtis' suggestion best

Frank D. Fellenz

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In article <8574949...@dejanews.com> hans_...@adc.com writes:
>Subject: Re: Name Funeral Directors Boat
>From: hans_...@adc.com
>Date: Tue, 04 Mar 1997 11:11:07 -0600

>Frank R. Smith wrote:

>>
>> HI,
>> You all have been helpful & creative to those who ask in suggesting
>> names for various boat names. Try naming a funeral director's jet
>> boat. Thanks, Frank

>"Noisy Wake"

>"Expensive Wake"

If it's one of those dry stacked jet boats you could call it "Wake the Dead"

Frank

Martin Sheffield

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Mar 8, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/8/97
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Howard Croy <hnc...@northcoast.com> wrote:

> How about "UNDERTOW"
> HNC

Bourne over?

Greg Tomlinson

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Mar 9, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/9/97
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"Dying Wish"


Stu Rea

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Mar 9, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/9/97
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Frank R. Smith wrote:
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> HI,
> You all have been helpful & creative to those who ask in suggesting
> names for various boat names. Try naming a funeral director's jet
> boat. Thanks, Frank


How about ; RIG A MOORLESS

Hdw101

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Mar 10, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/10/97
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Might I suggest "Stiff Drink".

Joe Tomas

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Mar 10, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/10/97
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How 'bout ... "A Fathom Under"

Remaa

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Mar 11, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/11/97
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How about "His and Hearse" or "Coffin and Sputterin" or "FUNeral"

Harold Curran

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Mar 11, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/11/97
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Carolyn <cra...@klondyke.net> wrote:

>Howard Croy wrote:
>>
>> How about "UNDERTOW"
>> HNC

>How about "Job Security"
How about Y our' s Eventually


Paul Curtis

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Mar 11, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/11/97
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Last Call
Taps
Half Mast
Shark Feeder


Oliver Fleming

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Mar 13, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/13/97
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How about
"Dead Calm"
Cheers
Oliver

Brad Kinsman

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Mar 13, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/13/97
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Major Undertaking

Brad Kinsman rec.sport.jetski

Good Luck!!!

Stoli126

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Mar 15, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/15/97
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How about " NO WAKE"

NCarl96006

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Mar 19, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/19/97
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dead reckoning

Partycove9

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Mar 19, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/19/97
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How about "Grateful Dead" ? :-)

DKuip17772

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Mar 20, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/20/97
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HOW ABOUT NAMING IT WET DREAMS
DENNY

Rick McCluskey

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Mar 21, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/21/97
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DKuip17772 wrote:
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> HOW ABOUT NAMING IT WET DREAMS
> DENNY
>
>
>

How about"FLOATING CASKET"?

Bajabnd

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Mar 22, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/22/97
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how bout DOA?
Tom.

JAW3926

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Mar 23, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/23/97
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how about "Calling Ours"

PTHoracek

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Mar 23, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/23/97
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How about "Floater"! (did I really send this?!)

PTHoracek

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Mar 23, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/23/97
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How about "Dead Heat"?

JASmith428

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Mar 23, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/23/97
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"No Handles"

JASmith428

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Mar 23, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/23/97
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"One Fathom"

Andrew Bayley

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Mar 24, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/24/97
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Wake Zone

Tabasco4me

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Mar 28, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/28/97
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DEAD RECKONING!!!!!

Harding Family

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Tabasco4me wrote:
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> DEAD RECKONING!!!!!

A few years ago I rented a boat named GRIEF RELIEF from a friend who is
a funeral director.

DOA9

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Mar 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/30/97
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DOA, just like the name of my boat

PTHoracek

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Mar 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/30/97
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No, no. Even the undertaker needs time off. How about "No Wake Zone"!

Ronald J. Spady

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Mar 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/30/97
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My father-in-law, a former funeral director, originally wanted to name his
boat "La Chaim" . . . Hebrew for TO LIFE . . . His wife wanted something else
. . . After reading this thread, I have to wonder about his initial choice . .
. Instead of proclaiming his independence from working, he was compensating
for his years of dealing with death . . . Things that make you go "HHHhhhmmmmm"

Rodger J. Hickey

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DOA9 <do...@aol.com> wrote in article
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> DOA, just like the name of my boat

> Dead In Water ---- Dead Rite

HZaifert

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Mar 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/30/97
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last stop


William Bivito

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Mar 31, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/31/97
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CALL IT "RIP"


Phil Haseltine

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Apr 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/1/97
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William Bivito <nyc...@earthlink.net> wrote:

>CALL IT "RIP"
>

How about "Water Lilly"

FlickaDave

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Apr 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/1/97
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How about " Dead Calm "

Jan van Benthem

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William Bivito wrote:
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> CALL IT "RIP"


Why not "RIP OFF"

Robert

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Apr 2, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/2/97
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I prefer "No Wake".

Robert Det...@vnet.ibm.com

Cliff Lyons

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Harding Family <har...@travel-net.com> wrote:

>Tabasco4me wrote:
>>
>> DEAD RECKONING!!!!!

License to Chill


Michael Rothberg

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Apr 6, 1997, 4:00:00 AM4/6/97
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William Bivito wrote:
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> CALL IT "RIP"


FLOATER

SunAlp Guy

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Apr 7, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/7/97
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Resurrection

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