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Happy John

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Jan 31, 2012, 7:39:27 AM1/31/12
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Wayne.B

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Jan 31, 2012, 7:59:08 AM1/31/12
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On Tue, 31 Jan 2012 07:39:27 -0500, Happy John <salmo...@gmail.com>
wrote:
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All we need is a bounty combined with a bunch of air boats, red necks
and shot guns and the whole problem will be solved in no time. The
park service never considers the obvious solutions. :-)

The whole thing could be organized like a bass tournament with a Le
Mans start everyday, sponsorship money, and a Snake Hunter channel on
cable TV. Behind every problem is an opportunity !

X ` Man

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Jan 31, 2012, 8:05:18 AM1/31/12
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How many rednecks do you think we'd lose in each tournament?

JustWait

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Jan 31, 2012, 8:24:10 AM1/31/12
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Sounds like you got it down Wayne.. You gonna' be the Executive Producer
on this one?

iBoaterer

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Jan 31, 2012, 8:59:16 AM1/31/12
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LdB

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Jan 31, 2012, 1:22:05 PM1/31/12
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Not Enough

Ldb

iBoaterer

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Jan 31, 2012, 2:17:50 PM1/31/12
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In article <BI-dnYitHYbNrLXS...@supernews.com>,
L...@nowhere.com says...
Got something against local native people? The one's who work hard to
make an honest living?

Happy John

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Jan 31, 2012, 2:29:38 PM1/31/12
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Shameful.

Happy John

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Jan 31, 2012, 2:31:44 PM1/31/12
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I like it. Might not solve the problem, but it would give those of us who can't stand 'The Bachelor'
a good show to watch.

JustWait

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Jan 31, 2012, 6:45:30 PM1/31/12
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But, but, but.... they's rednecks!!!
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Wayne.B

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Jan 31, 2012, 11:32:01 PM1/31/12
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On Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:01:22 -0500, gfre...@aol.com wrote:

>The fear is that the hunters
>will be worse for the environment than the snakes


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They can't have it both ways. Someone's going to have to hunt or trap
them.

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BAR

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Feb 1, 2012, 8:18:42 AM2/1/12
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In article <deahi75rfo3u6o0sc...@4ax.com>,
gfre...@aol.com says...
>
> On Tue, 31 Jan 2012 07:59:08 -0500, Wayne.B
> <waynebatr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
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> There are people in Water management who have the right answer but it
> is not politically correct enough. There is an export market for the
> intestines of a python. The Chinese are paying big bucks for them and
> it has made these snakes extinct in a lot of their native range. They
> could easily simply open up the hunt to people harvesting this
> resource and really hurt the population. The fear is that the hunters
> will be worse for the environment than the snakes

Sounds to me like a whole new industry free range anaconda, better than
the farm raised anaconda. You can create two markets

*e#c

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Feb 1, 2012, 10:38:03 AM2/1/12
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On Feb 1, 1:31 am, gfretw...@aol.com wrote:
> On Tue, 31 Jan 2012 23:32:01 -0500, Wayne.B
>
> <waynebatrecdotbo...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >On Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:01:22 -0500, gfretw...@aol.com wrote:
>
> >>The fear is that the hunters
> >>will be worse for the environment than the snakes
>
> >---
>
> >They can't have it both ways.  Someone's going to have to hunt or trap
> >them.
>
> There is an ongoing program to kill them in SFWMD managed areas. My
> son in law has been out there with the hunters. The big problem is
> these things are real hard to see.
> You get marsh grass and a few inches of water and you can step on one
> before you see it.
> There are some real good infra red goggles that will let you see them
> at night as long as they are not underwater but they can stay
> underwater quite a while. The basic plan is to shoot whatever part you
> see with a shotgun and then hope you can hit a vital spot with a
> follow up shot  when they jump. Some of the pros are pretty good at
> it.
> You have to be fast tho because you are never sure which way the head
> is if you just see some of the body.
> The bite is very serious, even tho there is no venom. Imagine a big
> dog with a buttload of backward pointing teeth. Once you are bit, they
> can't really let go all that easily, particularly if you are pulling
> away.

Shotgun? Screw that... .308 !!!!!
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Happy John

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Feb 1, 2012, 5:36:36 PM2/1/12
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Now *there* is a damn good idea. Hell, if rattlesnake is good, anaconda must be great.
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