20 Things I Trust More Than Hillary Clinton

[RGrew176]

1. Mexican tap water
2. A porcupine with a “pet me” sign
3. Bill Clinton, with my teenage daughter
4. A fart while fighting the flu
5. An elevator ride with Ray Rice
6. Taking pills or a drink offered by Bill Cosby
7. A Bigfoot sighting
8. A Hillary Clinton war story reported by Brian Williams
9. Gas station sushi
10. Jimmy Carter, with the economy
11. A Palestinian on a motorcycle
12. Pete Carroll coaching decisions
13. Eating an apple from an orchard at Fukushima reactor #4
14. Hitching a ride from a guy in a goalie mask
15. The ingredients in a hotdog
16. Nancy Pelosi’s grip on reality
17. Black Ice
18. Jerry Sandusky as a Boy Scout leader
19. Alien abduction stories
20. Barney Frank in the shower asking you to pick up the bar of soap




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RGrew176

[John H.]

On Thu, 23 Apr 2015 10:32:19 +0100, RGrew176 <RGrew176...@boatbanter.com>
wrote:

That's a much more intellectual set than those I posted.
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Guns don't cause problems.
Gun owner behavior causes problems.

[Keyser Söze]

The contents of my cat's litter box would be more intellectual than
anything you've ever posted here.

[Califbill]

You had to attend j school to be able to write this?

[Keyser Söze]

No, Bilious, as I have stated here any number of times, I majored in
English and sociology. Once I had fulfilled my requirements for
graduation, I took a few courses in the J-school so I could spend some
time during the day with my college sweetie at the time, a gal who was
majoring in journalism.

I don't know why you keep bringing up this nonsense. The quality of your
writing is mediocre.

[True North]

I blame it on his unquenchable thirst for the demon rum.

[Califbill]

So being an English major allowed you to write this finally crafted piece
of crap?

[Califbill]

I blame your lack of knowledge from your lack of IQ.

[Justan Olphart]

Harry has been demonstrating for many years that he's the dumbest
college graduate among us. He seems to be sending the same hate messages
as OBama. Wright, Sharpton and their ilk.

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Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."

[Wayne.B]

On Fri, 24 Apr 2015 08:27:34 -0400, Justan Olphart <no...@nowhere.com>
wrote:

>> So being an English major allowed you to write this finally crafted piece
>> of crap?
>>
>
>Harry has been demonstrating for many years that he's the dumbest
>college graduate among us.

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Indeed, a veritable educated fool. One of those people who can't
apply what they've been taught.

[Keyser Söze]

Wine in a plastic box, more likely. Decent rum isn't something a heavy
boozer like Bilious would want, I would guess. :)

[Califbill]

Keyser Söze <no...@jose.com> wrote:
> On 4/23/15 8:30 PM, True North wrote:
>> On Thursday, 23 April 2015 20:53:18 UTC-3, Keyser Söze wrote:
>>> On 4/23/15 7:06 PM, Califbill wrote:
>>>> Keyser Söze <no...@jose.com> wrote:
>>>>> On 4/23/15 9:14 AM, John H. wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 23 Apr 2015 10:32:19 +0100, RGrew176 <RGrew176...@boatbanter.com>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That's a much more intellectual set than those I posted.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> The contents of my cat's litter box would be more intellectual than
>>>>> anything you've ever posted here.
>>>>
>>>> You had to attend j school to be able to write this?
>>>>
>>>
>>> No, Bilious, as I have stated here any number of times, I majored in
>>> English and sociology. Once I had fulfilled my requirements for
>>> graduation, I took a few courses in the J-school so I could spend some
>>> time during the day with my college sweetie at the time, a gal who was
>>> majoring in journalism.
>>>
>>> I don't know why you keep bringing up this nonsense. The quality of your
>>> writing is mediocre.
>>
>> I blame it on his unquenchable thirst for the demon rum.
>>
>
>
> Wine in a plastic box, more likely. Decent rum isn't something a heavy
> boozer like Bilious would want, I would guess. :)

You and Don seem to be experts on alcohol consumption.