Can anyone think of a name for a cop's boat?
Crime doesn't pay!!!
came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
advance.
Larry Harris
Target
Ye Ole Oinker
Miss Piggie
Im a NARK
Stop Me Ill give you a free ticket
Lady Lost Freedom
Pig On Board
(YourName)'s Freedom Buster
Gimme your dope
I Violate Rights!
Repeal the 2nd ammendment
give us your guns
Obey the Law Or ill MAKE YOU
Make My Wake punk
Handcuff 1
Lady (Your old ladys name ) The Slut Craft
Michael W. Freeman
>Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
>advance.
How about "The Badger"?
Ferch
says...
>
>Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
>advance.
I tried......
--
Fe...@visi.net
LEO are people too !!!!
Patch collector/ Trader/ LEO
Bill Mustard
>Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
>advance.
How 'bout "Crime Pays" cuz it does pay you, maybe not the criminals, but
cops existence needs crimes.
Bill
Rm...@cunyvm.cuny.edu
>offi...@ix.netcom.com (Crime doesn't pay!!!) wrote:
>
>>Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
>>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
>>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
>>advance.
>
>
>
How about:
Donut Pirate
Cap'n Kruller
Jelly-Filled
The possibilites are endless
Bill Walker
(Crime doesn't pay!!!) wrote:
>Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
>advance.
How about "The Donut Shop", since, according to the stereotype, that's
where one can always find a cop?
No offense intended, of course. It all depends on how you feel about the
stereotype.
----------------------------------------------
Bill Walker, QUALCOMM, Inc., San Diego, CA USA
WWa...@qualcomm.com
Robert Bachman
STRANGER
Jim McCorison
>
> In <4jlv1b$i...@dfw-ixnews5.ix.netcom.com> offi...@ix.netcom.com (Crime
> doesn't pay!!!) writes:
> >
> >Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
> >came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
> >may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks
> in
> >advance.
>
>
Larry,
Grow up a couple of years. All they asked for were some suggestions on how to name a
boat. Trashing somebody because of some stereotyped misconception of what they do
wasn't called for. Every occupation has those that abuse it. Insulting all of a
profession because of the actions of a few only shows your ignorance.
In one posting you have proven that you you, as an individual, practice exactly what
you are insinuating that the officer practices; prejudism, bigotry, ignorance,
spitefullness, callousnous, and lack of respect for fellow humans.
And, no, I'm not in law enforcement. Nor do I have relatives in law enforcement. I
just happen to think that your response was uncalled for.
--
Jim McCorison
Strategic Connections Voice: 206-803-0392
13013 NE 65th St Fax: 206-803-6885
Kirkland, WA 98033 email: jim...@halcyon.com
Carter
> Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
> came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
> may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
> advance.
How bout "10-7" or "10-7 OD", or LeeGull (play on words legal and seagul)
Crime doesn't pay!!!
>>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know
someone
>>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks
>in
>>advance.
> Ye Ole Oinker
> Miss Piggie
> Im a NARK
> Stop Me Ill give you a free ticket
> Lady Lost Freedom
> Pig On Board
> (YourName)'s Freedom Buster
> Gimme your dope
> I Violate Rights!
> Repeal the 2nd ammendment
> give us your guns
> Obey the Law Or ill MAKE YOU
> Make My Wake punk
> Handcuff 1
> Lady (Your old ladys name ) The Slut Craft
I would just like to let Klailiff (Larry Harris) know that for all his
help towards naming my boat, I want to take him skiing. First, I will
place the rope around his neck...
Gumby
>offi...@ix.netcom.com (Crime doesn't pay!!!) wrote:
>>Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
>>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
>>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
>>advance.
>How about "The Donut Shop", since, according to the stereotype, that's
>where one can always find a cop?
Heh. I like it. "I'd rather be at The Donut Shop."
Marc
Gumby
>offi...@ix.netcom.com (Crime doesn't pay!!!) writes:
>>> Yes I can think of a couple!!
>>> Target
>>> Ye Ole Oinker
>>> Miss Piggie
>>> Im a NARK
>>> Stop Me Ill give you a free ticket
>>> Lady Lost Freedom
>>> Pig On Board
>>> (YourName)'s Freedom Buster
>>> Gimme your dope
>>> I Violate Rights!
>>> Repeal the 2nd ammendment
>>> give us your guns
>>> Obey the Law Or ill MAKE YOU
>>> Make My Wake punk
>>> Handcuff 1
>>> Lady (Your old ladys name ) The Slut Craft
Sorry, I had to include the list because some of them are funny. "Miss
Piggie" he he
>>I would just like to let Klailiff (Larry Harris) know that for all his
>>help towards naming my boat, I want to take him skiing. First, I will
>>place the rope around his neck...
Nude barefoot skiing. tie his hands to one of the training poles that
sticks out of the side, and let the splash from his feet do all the work.
>Excuse me officer, did you just exress your intention to kill Mr.
>Harris?
Possibly, except Mr. Harris is a fictional character. As is Klokan,
Klailiff, Ivan, etc. It is the same as if I threatened to kill
Kermit the Frog. I didn't threaten to kill the puppeteer that runs
him, but the fictional character.
Marc
h-ed
>
> In <4jpojj$j...@cloner2.ix.netcom.com> offi...@ix.netcom.com (Crime
> doesn't pay!!!) writes:
> >
> >>>Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
> >>>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know
> >someone
> >>>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks
> >>in
> >>>advance.
> >> Target
> >> Ye Ole Oinker
> >> Miss Piggie
> >> Im a NARK
> >> Stop Me Ill give you a free ticket
> >> Lady Lost Freedom
> >> Pig On Board
> >> (YourName)'s Freedom Buster
> >> Gimme your dope
> >> I Violate Rights!
> >> Repeal the 2nd ammendment
> >> give us your guns
> >> Obey the Law Or ill MAKE YOU
> >> Make My Wake punk
> >> Handcuff 1
> >> Lady (Your old ladys name ) The Slut Craft
> >
> >help towards naming my boat, I want to take him skiing. First, I will
> >place the rope around his neck...
>
> Harris?
No, only in self-defense. You see, after the rope is placed
around Mr. Harris' neck, and the boat accelerates, the officer
interpreted the sudden acceleration of Mr. Harris' now limp
body as an offensive action, with due intent of greivous
bodily harm. After that realization, his death was justified as
self-defense.
h-ed
Brett
: Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
: came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
: may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
: advance.
I like Off-Duty but here are some more
Cop-Out
The Jail
The Station **
Doughnut Ship
T-SAP (to serve and protect)
Hot Bacon
** You could tell your friends you`ll see them on the water, but first
you have to run down to "The Station" (samething for the jail)
-Good Luck
-Brett Hamlin
kevin giansante
Wow! Although this guy's response is by far the worst of the worst, even
some of the more innocuous replies (see related thread) are less than
friendly. Is this representative of the kind of crap that cops have to
put up with all the time?
Patrick Crockett
Miranda
Miss Domeanor
Flat Foot
Off the Beat
g. mellen
>> (Crime doesn't pay!!!) wrote:
>>
>> >Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
>> >came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
>> >may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
>> >advance.
>>
>> where one can always find a cop?
>>
>> stereotype.
>> ----------------------------------------------
>> Bill Walker, QUALCOMM, Inc., San Diego, CA USA
>> WWa...@qualcomm.com"BOOK-EM"?
>"Hook-Em, Book-em"
>STRANGER
Don't know who he's a cop for, but if a Fed (based upon bad press)
how about: "Jack Boated Tug" :-)
R. Scott Billquist
doesn't pay!!!) writes:
>
>>>Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
>>>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know
>someone
>>>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks
>>in
>>>advance.
Bill Langton
Good luck...
Bill
--
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Lake Tahoe, California
WWW - http://www.iwn.com/wwws
M Charlton
>
>Wow! Although this guy's response is by far the worst of the worst,
even
>some of the more innocuous replies (see related thread) are less than
>friendly. Is this representative of the kind of crap that cops have to
>put up with all the time?
>
Sadly this list is rather reserved compared to the stuff Cops on the
street face daily from people who otherwise are "upstanding citizens" the
bad guys are generally more polite.
Capt Rod & Susie
more true YOUR FRIEND, PAL, AMIGO etc...
Warm Regards,
Capt Rod, Susie and the damned cat...
cap...@cftnet.com
http://www.flsun.com/boating/capt_rod/intro.htm
**********
Carter <cwe...@wco.com> wrote:
>offi...@ix.netcom.com (Crime doesn't pay!!!) writes:
>> Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
>> came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
>> may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
>> advance.
>
>
Walt Bilofsky
>Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
>advance.
Top 10 names for a policeman's boat:
10. Arresting Performance
9. Speeding Ticket
8. Surf 'n' Perp
7. Badge and Gun It
6. Nightstick
5. Boys on Blue
4. Cuffs Off
3. Car Fifty-Four
2. CHiP Ahoy
... and the number 1 name for a policeman's boat:
1. Donut B. Nauty
Walt Bilofsky
Golden Phoenix (Cape Dory 30 Poweryacht)
San Francisco Bay
Visit the Calif. Cape Dory Owners' Web Site at http://www.idiom.com/~bilofsky/ccapdory.htm
Home page: http://www.idiom.com/~bilofsky
Unknown
If it weren't for crime you probably wouldn't be riding the waves.
>==========Crime doesn't pay!!!, 3/31/96==========
>
>Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
>advance.
Jack Hicks
Support Services Analyst
jack....@ColumbiaSC.ncr.com
Unknown
You might be able to pay the boat off on your first ski trip with Larry.
(Is it difficult to slalom with your face?)
>==========Crime doesn't pay!!!, 4/1/96==========
>
>>>Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
>>>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know
>someone
>>>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks
>>in
>>>advance.
>> Yes I can think of a couple!!
>> Target
>> Ye Ole Oinker
>> Miss Piggie
>> Im a NARK
>> Stop Me Ill give you a free ticket
>> Lady Lost Freedom
>> Pig On Board
>> (YourName)'s Freedom Buster
>> Gimme your dope
>> I Violate Rights!
>> Repeal the 2nd ammendment
>> give us your guns
>> Obey the Law Or ill MAKE YOU
>> Make My Wake punk
>> Handcuff 1
>> Lady (Your old ladys name ) The Slut Craft
>
>I would just like to let Klailiff (Larry Harris) know that for all his
>help towards naming my boat, I want to take him skiing. First, I will
>place the rope around his neck...
Andre Tornow
bilo...@ix.netcom.com (Walt Bilofsky) wrote:
>... and the number 1 name for a policeman's boat:
>...
>1. Donut B. Nauty
O boy, this one is great !
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>
>Larry Harris wrote:
>>
>> In <4jlv1b$i...@dfw-ixnews5.ix.netcom.com> offi...@ix.netcom.com (Crime
>> doesn't pay!!!) writes:
>> >
>> >Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
>> >came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
>> >may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks
>> in
>> >advance.
>>
>>
>> Yes I can think of a couple!!
>
>Larry,
>
>Grow up a couple of years. All they asked for were some suggestions on how to na
>me a
>boat. Trashing somebody because of some stereotyped misconception of what they d
>o
>wasn't called for. Every occupation has those that abuse it. Insulting all of a
>profession because of the actions of a few only shows your ignorance.
>
>In one posting you have proven that you you, as an individual, practice exactly
>what
>you are insinuating that the officer practices; prejudism, bigotry, ignorance,
>spitefullness, callousnous, and lack of respect for fellow humans.
>
>And, no, I'm not in law enforcement. Nor do I have relatives in law enforcement.
> I
>just happen to think that your response was uncalled for.
>
>--
>Jim McCorison
>Strategic Connections Voice: 206-803-0392
>13013 NE 65th St Fax: 206-803-6885
>Kirkland, WA 98033 email: jim...@halcyon.com
If my own experience with commenting on ol' Lar's posts is any indication,
you will soon be receiving e-mail containing crudely drawn racist .gif files
and some stunningly witless riposte along the lines of "Blow it out your ass,
loser."
Regards,
John McReynolds
t.r.mcloughlin
>
> In article <4jlv1b$i...@dfw-ixnews5.ix.netcom.com>, offi...@ix.netcom.com
> (Crime doesn't pay!!!) wrote:
> >Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
> >came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
> >may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
> >advance.
>
> where one can always find a cop?
>
"Donut Shop" doesn't work IMHO. He's talking about *off-duty* cops.
rjc...@minnie.nic.kingston.ibm.com
Robert J. Clark II rjc...@minnie.nic.kingston.ibm.com
The usual disclaimers apply.
Ed Welp
Your Name
Carter
"10-7 Odie" If you like Garfield, you could have a picture os that dog ODIE, I know, dumb huh?
Shane Higgenbotham
> >
> >Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
> >came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
> >may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
> >advance.
> I tried......
> --
> Fe...@visi.net
> LEO are people too !!!!
> Patch collector/ Trader/ LEO
How about "The Smoking Barrel"
I tried also.
Shane H.
Larry Harris
Scott Billquist) writes:
>
>In <4jpojj$j...@cloner2.ix.netcom.com> offi...@ix.netcom.com (Crime
>doesn't pay!!!) writes:
>>
>>>>Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name.
I
>>>>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know
>>someone
>>>>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions.
Thanks
>>>in
>>>>advance.
>>> Ye Ole Oinker
>>> Miss Piggie
>>> Im a NARK
>>> Stop Me Ill give you a free ticket
>>> Lady Lost Freedom
>>> Pig On Board
>>> (YourName)'s Freedom Buster
>>> Gimme your dope
>>> I Violate Rights!
>>> Repeal the 2nd ammendment
>>> give us your guns
>>> Obey the Law Or ill MAKE YOU
>>> Make My Wake punk
>>> Handcuff 1
>>> Lady (Your old ladys name ) The Slut Craft
>>
>>I would just like to let Klailiff (Larry Harris) know that for all
his
>>help towards naming my boat, I want to take him skiing. First, I will
>>place the rope around his neck...
>
>Harris?
>
Yea you filthy , scandalous lying cop! You threatend to KILL me!! Just
like thos filthy cops in LA who beat the mexicans like a red headed
bastard child,.... !! Caught on tape!! Go to hell you filthy FAG!
Larry Harris
Paul Kamen
--
fish...@netcom.com
http://www.well.com/user/pk/fishmeal.html
-"Call me Fishmeal"-
jd
: >>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
: >>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
: >>advance.
If I could afford a boat, I'd have to name it "Unionization Pays"
sout...@gte.net
>In article <4jlv1b$i...@dfw-ixnews5.ix.netcom.com>, offi...@ix.netcom.com
How about-
SLAMMER
Jack Clevenger
Christopher Kintz
> came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
> may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
> advance.
How about "Blue Light Special"?
-Chris
Christopher Kintz (cki...@aloha.com) (http://www.aloha.com/~ckintz)
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- Tom Lehrer
Alleycat
>
>Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
>advance.
Formula 242LS? Sounds like a Vicks cough medicine. Maybe you should
call it "Healer". -- Alleycat
Andre Tornow
offi...@ix.netcom.com (Crime doesn't pay!!!) wrote:
>Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
>advance.
As normally it's not visible that the boats owner is a cop, the name
Off-duty could be interpreted as the boats state. So why not calling
it Allways in Duty.
Whatever it's name will be, enjoy your boat.
Ferch
says...
> Yea you filthy , scandalous lying cop! You threatend to KILL me!! Just
>like thos filthy cops in LA who beat the mexicans like a red headed
>bastard child,.... !! Caught on tape!! Go to hell you filthy FAG!
who wanted to hang you should. Weightlifting or running is a good outlet
for anger; instead of swearing alike a convict on this public newsgroup.
If you don't like LEO's, fine. I can handle that. I am not hurt. but
using swear words in titles really makes me want to ignore all your
posts. If you have a gripe, fine lets talk on a more adult like manner.
Unless of course, your pajamas still have feet on them.....;-)
Ferch
>
>
>Formula 242LS? Sounds like a Vicks cough medicine. Maybe you should
>call it "Healer". -- Alleycat
streaching out.......
Crime doesn't pay!!!
>--
>Fe...@visi.net
>LEO are people too !!!!
>Patch collector/ Trader/ LEO
>
Klailly has misunderstood me. I just wanted to take him for a nice boat
ride, to show my appreciation. And Larry, if you throw rocks, then what
do you expect me to do with the one in my hand? LEAVE THIS NEWSGROUP
LIKE YOU SAID YOU WOULD. GO TO ALT.LONELY WHERE YOU BELONG! To anyone
who was offended, I'm sorry for swearing.
Kyle
offi...@ix.netcom.com (Crime doesn't pay!!!) wrote:
>>>Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
>>>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know
>someone
>>>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks
>>in
>>>advance.
Kyle
What an asshole!
Christopher Paull
rjc...@minnie.nic.kingston.ibm.com writes:
|> "Police Cruiser"
|>
How about "Adam-12".
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Trish Craig
>If I could afford a boat, I'd have to name it
>"Unionization Pays"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Better yet, just call it 2 for 4 !!! :)
Larry Harris
>
>What a dick!
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Larry Harris
>
you know it tough guy!
1329C1000-Garry Heon(MT4084)NOBIN
>
>** You could tell your friends you`ll see them on the water, but first
>you have to run down to "The Station" (samething for the jail)
>
I like this one. If you take a day off to go out on the boat, you
still can say you spent the day in "the station."
Garry Heon
ga...@holly.att.com
My Opinions....AT&T's Network.
R. Scott Billquist
writes:
>
>bill...@ix.netcom.com(R. Scott Billquist) writes...
>>offi...@ix.netcom.com (Crime doesn't pay!!!) writes:
>
>>>> Yes I can think of a couple!!
>>>> Target
>>>> Ye Ole Oinker
>>>> Miss Piggie
>>>> Im a NARK
>>>> Stop Me Ill give you a free ticket
>>>> Lady Lost Freedom
>>>> Pig On Board
>>>> (YourName)'s Freedom Buster
>>>> Gimme your dope
>>>> I Violate Rights!
>>>> Repeal the 2nd ammendment
>>>> give us your guns
>>>> Obey the Law Or ill MAKE YOU
>>>> Make My Wake punk
>>>> Handcuff 1
>>>> Lady (Your old ladys name ) The Slut Craft
>
"Miss
>Piggie" he he
>
>>>I would just like to let Klailiff (Larry Harris) know that for all
his
>>>help towards naming my boat, I want to take him skiing. First, I
will
>>>place the rope around his neck...
>
>sticks out of the side, and let the splash from his feet do all the
work.
>
>>Excuse me officer, did you just exress your intention to kill Mr.
>>Harris?
>
>Klailiff, Ivan, etc. It is the same as if I threatened to kill
>Kermit the Frog. I didn't threaten to kill the puppeteer that runs
>him, but the fictional character.
>
>Marc
>
>
>
What?
Scott
Larry Harris
it was UUUmmm UUMM good!
RLucius171
could get annoyed at his antics, but everytime I read one of Klailiff's
posts, all I can picture is a dumpy little guy crouched over his computer
trying to get a rise out of people. I bet he looks like George from the
Seinfeld show...only not as fit. Hey, Klailiff...keep posting to your
heart's content, buddy. If it's the only way to get out your frustration
and aggression since you became impotent, then do what you gotta do. It's
better than going back to molesting children and beating your wife...er,
husband...whatever.
R. Scott Billquist
Harris) writes:
>
>In <4jtvnt$3...@news.megalink.net> s...@megalink.net (Kyle) writes:
>>
>>What a dick!
>>
>>>>>Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name.
>I
>>>>>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know
>>>someone
>>>>>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions.
>Thanks
>>>>in
>>>>>advance.
>>>> Target
>>>> Ye Ole Oinker
>>>> Miss Piggie
>>>> Im a NARK
>>>> Stop Me Ill give you a free ticket
>>>> Lady Lost Freedom
>>>> Pig On Board
>>>> (YourName)'s Freedom Buster
>>>> Gimme your dope
>>>> I Violate Rights!
>>>> Repeal the 2nd ammendment
>>>> give us your guns
>>>> Obey the Law Or ill MAKE YOU
>>>> Make My Wake punk
>>>> Handcuff 1
>>>> Lady (Your old ladys name ) The Slut Craft
>>
>his
>>>help towards naming my boat, I want to take him skiing. First, I
will
>>>place the rope around his neck...
>>
>>
>
>
>Homosexual SODOMY, Is not a fundamental right under the
>Constitution of the United States Of America.
>
> Leviticus 20:13- Fags are worthy of DEATH! and the blood of the wrath
shall be on them!!!
>
>====E-Mail Me your WRETCHED reply if you disagree===
> Klai...@ix.netcom.com
Wait. This guy hates authority figures and fags. Sounds like a pretty
scary childhood to me.
Larry Harris
Kintz) writes:
>Crime doesn't pay!!! (offi...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
>> Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
>> came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know
someone
>> may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks
in
>> advance.
>
>
>-Chris
>
>
>Christopher Kintz (cki...@aloha.com) (http://www.aloha.com/~ckintz)
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Hgt:167ft.
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BOTTOM OF THE SEA
SEA HAG 1
BACON TRAWLER
Fat assed doughnut special
To Much Force
Il Kill you if you run
Dont look here , ILL KILL YOU
And other Miscreant names to suit a "CONTROL FREAKS NATURE" that of a
lowly traffic cop. Or low level Dick
Larry Harris
writes:
Lets talk about that shal we?
a...@netsrq.com
>In article <4jlv1b$i...@dfw-ixnews5.ix.netcom.com>, offi...@ix.netcom.com
>says...
>>
>>Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
>>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
>>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
>>advance.
> How about "The Blue Wave" or "PD Stress Reliever" ..... Oh well,
>I tried......
>--
>Fe...@visi.net
>LEO are people too !!!!
>Patch collector/ Trader/ LEO
"10-8"
F.W. Groth
>Please sell tickets to this event. I wanna watch.
>You might be able to pay the boat off on your first ski trip with Larry.
>(Is it difficult to slalom with your face?)
>
>>==========Crime doesn't pay!!!, 4/1/96==========
>>
>>>>Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
>>>>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know
>>someone
>>>>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks
>>>in
>>>>advance.
>>> Target
>>> Ye Ole Oinker
>>> Miss Piggie
>>> Im a NARK
>>> Stop Me Ill give you a free ticket
>>> Lady Lost Freedom
>>> Pig On Board
>>> (YourName)'s Freedom Buster
>>> Gimme your dope
>>> I Violate Rights!
>>> Repeal the 2nd ammendment
>>> give us your guns
>>> Obey the Law Or ill MAKE YOU
>>> Make My Wake punk
>>> Handcuff 1
>>> Lady (Your old ladys name ) The Slut Craft
>>
>>I would just like to let Klailiff (Larry Harris) know that for all his
>>help towards naming my boat, I want to take him skiing. First, I will
>>place the rope around his neck...
>
>
>Support Services Analyst
>jack....@ColumbiaSC.ncr.com
Better still why not name it after Klailiff? Here's some dandys that come
to mind:
Klokan Kloner
The Limp Noodle
Avenger's Wake (requires use of word sludge in small letters beneath)
Cheers,
Frank
Gregg Cohn
>
> Wow! Although this guy's response is by far the worst of the worst, even
> some of the more innocuous replies (see related thread) are less than
> friendly. Is this representative of the kind of crap that cops have to
> put up with all the time?
>
I got the opportunity to ride with the LA County Sheriff's Harbor Patrol
Boat in Marina del Rey. The 2 Deputies were the nicest guys and received
a call about a boat sinking. After racing out in the ocean to save these
people, they found that the boat in question was a very shallow draft
ski type boat that was definitely NOT ocean worthy. They had previously
told the people not to go out as the boat was overloaded and not enough PFDs,
but they did anyway. So as we were towing them in, the Deputies were asking
for registration....etc.
I have never witnessed people being so rude and obnoxious to anyone. I
think they were trying to make the Deputies lose their cool. They called
the Deputies every name in the book. I wasn't involved at all but was
furious! The Deputies were just as nice as could be. I was very
impressed to see how well they handled such abuse. I know I couldn't
have.
Gregg Cohn
Santa Cruz, CA
kevin giansante
>This guy just cracks me up!. I suppose if you take him seriously, you
>could get annoyed at his antics, but everytime I read one of Klailiff's
>posts, all I can picture is a dumpy little guy crouched over his computer
>trying to get a rise out of people.
Or maybe this is how he gets a rise out of himself...
Picture that - if you want to get sick.
H & G BROWN
>
>In article <4jtcok$i...@cliff.island.net>, op...@netshop.net says...
>>
>>
>>Formula 242LS? Sounds like a Vicks cough medicine. Maybe you should
>>call it "Healer". -- Alleycat
> I see the Alley Kitten is sharping her claws so late at night and
>streaching out.......
>--
>Fe...@visi.net
>LEO are people too !!!!
>Patch collector/ Trader/ LEO
>
I think DAN-O rather fits
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(Larry Harris) wrote:
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>In <4jlv1b$i...@dfw-ixnews5.ix.netcom.com>, offi...@ix.netcom.com (Crime doesn't pay!!!) writes:
>>Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
>>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
>>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
>>advance.
>
>cops existence needs crimes.
>
>Bill
Considering what a Formula costs nowadays, and your advocation, how about
"BUSTED "
Dan Dobson
news groups in general. I own a 17' Winner Intrigue w/130 Mercruise.
It's not as much boat as you've got but I enjoy it a lot. The only
reason I mentioned my boat is because I like to talk about it!
The reason I'm writing this email is because I was dismayed
by the turn of the thread on what to name your new boat. I got a kick
out of reading the suggested names until I got to the A--hole who gave
you all the raunchy names. I regret that he popped up. You didn't
deserve what he said until you stooped to his level with your reply.
It's impossible to get in a mud slinging contest without getting mud
on you at the same time..... This group is usually very helpful and
friendly. I'd like to see it stay that way. Ignoring butt heads like
him is the best way to handle them. I am writing this to you because
I assume you are a reasonable man and I am not writing to him because
I further assume that he is not a reasonable man. Anyone who can hate
someone that they have never met is not being reasonable.
You may want to reconsider the name because there ARE
folks who hate cops (whether they have a real reason to do so or
not doesn't matter). Will your boat be stored where it is
accessable? Will it spend time at a marina?? You might want to name
it "I'm not a cops boat". My main fear is that someone will tamper
with my baby while it is tied at a marina. I wouldn't want to
do anything to draw attention to it. That's just my $.02 worth.
Anyway, Enjoy! Be Safe!! Have Fun!!!
Dan Dobson, Louisville Ky. Home of Beautiful Women,
Great Bourbon, Fast Horses & The Louisville Slugger.
"Try something new everyday, I've already forgotten
more than I'll ever learn!"
Larry Harris
Old-Fashioned Staffordshire Plate...
>Considering what a Formula costs nowadays, and your advocation, how about
>
> "BUSTED "
How about Dunkin' Dinghy?
Tom O'Toole - ecf_...@jhuvms.hcf.jhu.edu - JHUVMS system programmer
**WAKE UP folks! Boycott Net$cape and Micro$oft greed driven proprietary
"enhancements"! BOYCOTT micro$oft network "msn.com", micro$soft money and other
attempts by the micro$oft monopoly to control electronic banking and commerce!**
Christopher Kintz
> came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
> may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
> advance.
Actually, to give the Waste Of Matter Larry Harris credit, I kind of
LIKE "Ye Ole' Oinker".
Business Resource Group
Probable Cause
or
Surf and Protect
Bill
How about :
Freeze
Against the Wall
Remain Silent
On the Beat (to windward)
Billie Club
Let's Go Downtown
Just the Facts
Innocent My Ass
Armed and Dangerous
Perpitrator (SP)
Lock and Load
Hot Pursuit
911
Can't We All Just Get Along?
Scott Seifer
>
>Crime doesn't pay!!! (offi...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
>> Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
>> came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
>> may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
>> advance.
>
>Actually, to give the Waste Of Matter Larry Harris credit, I kind of
>LIKE "Ye Ole' Oinker".
In the same vein, how about "Oinker's Away".
-Scott
Beee Vus
> I tried......
That's the best you can do? Thank you so much for enriching us.
I'm so glad I read your message.
Ken Koller
How 'bout
Code-7
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My mother's dead, butt-breath. Just the kind of woman who would find you
attractive.
cat...@usa.pipeline.com
Ues 2 B Yours
--
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(Just a little south of Sarasota on the beautiful Gulf of Mexico)
R. Scott Billquist
How 'bout five-O - as in Hawaii Five - Oh
Jon Groot
(Crime doesn't pay!!!) wrote:
> Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
> came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
> may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
> advance.
How about: "Let me see your life preservers sir." Or: "Have you been
drinking sir?" Or: "Let me see your registration sir." Or: "Let me see
your fire extinguisher sir."
Paul Kamen
Christopher Kintz
>cki...@aloha.com (Christopher Kintz) wrote:
>>Actually, to give the Waste Of Matter Larry Harris credit, I kind of
>>LIKE "Ye Ole' Oinker".
>
>
>In the same vein, how about "Oinker's Away".
I =like= that! That's really good!
Robert L. White
>
> Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
> came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
> may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
> advance.
hey, how about the following (and I dont mean these in anyway to be
mean, or negative):
FlatFoot
Nightstick
Busted
911
out-of-service
lack of parental control
The Fuzz
Just some thoughts.
Good luck on the name,
Bob
Harlan Messinger
:
: Can I cornhole your old lady a couple of more times first?
Larry!! I thought you were opposed to anal sex. You hypocrite! (Gosh, I'm
so surprised.)
Shawn Ferguson
>
> Crime doesn't pay!!! (offi...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
> : Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
> : came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
> : may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
> : advance.
>
>
> Cop-Out
> The Jail
> The Station **
> Doughnut Ship
> T-SAP (to serve and protect)
> Hot Bacon
>
> ** You could tell your friends you`ll see them on the water, but first
> you have to run down to "The Station" (samething for the jail)
>
> -Good Luck
>
> -Brett Hamlin
I have read all the posts on this topic and I must say, some people
clearly have too much time on their hands. For "Officer" don't let these
guys get to you. As we all know they are living proof that sperm can
incubate on rocks.
As for a name for your boat, how about "Blue Brotherhood". Which ever
name you choose, have fun with your boat.
Alleycat
>
>fe...@visi.net (Ferch) wrote:
>
>>In article <4jlv1b$i...@dfw-ixnews5.ix.netcom.com>, offi...@ix.netcom.com
>>>
>>>Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
>>>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
>>>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
>>>advance.
>>I tried......
>>--
>>Fe...@visi.net
>>LEO are people too !!!!
>>Patch collector/ Trader/ LEO
>
>
PD Stress Reliever? Sounds like an ol' piss can. Maybe not such a bad
idea depending on the owner's lifestyle. -- Alleycat
Larry Harris
user...@ra.isisnet.com (Your Name) writes:
>
>How about Miranda....if that is how it is spelled....
How about I VIOLATE MIRANDA......
She is an 8 year old girl!!
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Bible and in Modern LAW?
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Klai...@ix.netcom.com
tre...@polaristel.net
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> From: klai...@ix.netcom.com (Larry Harris)
> Newsgroups: rec.boats,alt.law-enforcement
> Subject: Re: Klailiff- An asshole in every bunch
> Date: 2 Apr 1996 20:07:05 GMT
> Organization: Netcom
> Lines: 45
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>
> In <4jpul4$g...@dfw-ixnews5.ix.netcom.com> bill...@ix.netcom.com(R.
> Scott Billquist) writes:
> >
> >In <4jpojj$j...@cloner2.ix.netcom.com> offi...@ix.netcom.com (Crime
> >doesn't pay!!!) writes:
> >>
> >>>>Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name.
> I
> >>>>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know
> >>someone
> >>>>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions.
> Thanks
> >>>in
> >>>>advance.
> >>> Ye Ole Oinker
> >>> Miss Piggie
> >>> Im a NARK
> >>> Stop Me Ill give you a free ticket
> >>> Lady Lost Freedom
> >>> Pig On Board
> >>> (YourName)'s Freedom Buster
> >>> Gimme your dope
> >>> I Violate Rights!
> >>> Repeal the 2nd ammendment
> >>> give us your guns
> >>> Obey the Law Or ill MAKE YOU
> >>> Make My Wake punk
> >>> Handcuff 1
> >>> Lady (Your old ladys name ) The Slut Craft
> >>
> >>I would just like to let Klailiff (Larry Harris) know that for all
> his
> >>help towards naming my boat, I want to take him skiing. First, I will
> >>place the rope around his neck...
> >
> >Excuse me officer, did you just exress your intention to kill Mr.
> >Harris?
> >
>
> '
> Yea you filthy , scandalous lying cop! You threatend to KILL me!! Just
> like thos filthy cops in LA who beat the mexicans like a red headed
> bastard child,.... !! Caught on tape!! Go to hell you filthy FAG!
why do you hate cops so much you prick!!!!!!!!?
tre...@polaristel.net
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> From: rluci...@aol.com (RLucius171)
> Newsgroups: rec.boats,alt.law-enforcement
> Subject: Re: Klailiff- A COP Hater in every Bunch!
> Date: 3 Apr 1996 21:25:04 -0500
> Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364)
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>
> This guy just cracks me up!. I suppose if you take him seriously, you
> could get annoyed at his antics, but everytime I read one of Klailiff's
> posts, all I can picture is a dumpy little guy crouched over his computer
> Seinfeld show...only not as fit. Hey, Klailiff...keep posting to your
> heart's content, buddy. If it's the only way to get out your frustration
> and aggression since you became impotent, then do what you gotta do. It's
> better than going back to molesting children and beating your wife...er,
> husband...whatever.
yes, I agree with you
KevinM179
bill...@ix.netcom.com(R. Scott Billquist) writes:
>>I would just like to let Klailiff (Larry Harris) know that for all his
>>help towards naming my boat, I want to take him skiing. First, I will
>>place the rope around his neck...
>
>Excuse me officer, did you just exress your intention to kill Mr.
>Harris?
>
>
Very good response. Where were you when Klokan/Klaiiliff/whoever said he
wanted shoot officers and run over their lifeless bodies?
Scot Stern
>
>In article <4jtcok$i...@cliff.island.net>, op...@netshop.net says...
>>
>>
>>Formula 242LS? Sounds like a Vicks cough medicine. Maybe you should
>>call it "Healer". -- Alleycat
> I see the Alley Kitten is sharping her claws so late at night and
>streaching out.......
>--
>Fe...@visi.net
>LEO are people too !!!!
>Patch collector/ Trader/ LEO
Internal Affairs!
>
F. Wirtz
Cops -n- Bobbers
Regards,
Frank.
Gregg Gotlieb
Or, Just Beat It. All in fun, good luck.
KevinM179
<kay...@vision.postech.ac.kr> writes:
>Wow! Although this guy's response is by far the worst of the worst, even
>some of the more innocuous replies (see related thread) are less than
>friendly. Is this representative of the kind of crap that cops have to
>put up with all the time?
>
>
Not really. Larry's type will never say these things to a cop. He just
sneers behind his back. He has no spine, no courage, and no true
convictions.
Steve Houk
bad boys billy or,
fuzz buster or,
the club or,
long arm or, if you fish or are a real ladys man,
spread 'em
good luck!
Steve Houk
What's the saying? Everyone hates a cop til you need one?
To protect and to sevre would seem a bit hard to swallow bout now.
So rarely does one hear a cop ask for help from his fellow man and
what does he get?
It sounds like our little buddy has had some first hand experience
with pissing-off cops. Is it any wonder some punks get their
pimply heads poped?
Some suggestions for the name of HIS boat if he even OWNS one:
SHUT UP AND BAIL
MINUTE MAN
LIL' DINK
BITCH BEHIND BARS
ANAL AFTERBIRTH
MOMY DIDN'T LOVE ME
LOOSER LOST
911...............
EX-CON
S.O.S. (SON OF SODOMY)
BUBA'S BITCH
DOIN TIME
I HATE PIGS
When he needs help out there, lets be sure and throw him an anchor.> News Error!
>
> News host responded: Timeout after 600 seconds, closing connection.
>
> Perhaps the article has expired
s...@megalink.net (Kyle) wrote:
>What a dick!
>offi...@ix.netcom.com (Crime doesn't pay!!!) wrote:
>
>>>>Hi I just bought my Formula 242LS, and now all it needs is a name. I
>>>>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know
>>someone
>>>>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks
>>>in
>>>>advance.
>>> Yes I can think of a couple!!
>>> Target
>>> Ye Ole Oinker
>>> Miss Piggie
>>> Im a NARK
>>> Stop Me Ill give you a free ticket
>>> Lady Lost Freedom
>>> Pig On Board
>>> (YourName)'s Freedom Buster
>>> Gimme your dope
>>> I Violate Rights!
>>> Repeal the 2nd ammendment
>>> give us your guns
>>> Obey the Law Or ill MAKE YOU
>>> Make My Wake punk
>>> Handcuff 1
>>> Lady (Your old ladys name ) The Slut Craft
>
Barry H. Smalley
DEODAR
Well we need a sister boat .. or use the opposite RADEOD ..
Just a thought
Gene H. Lichty
|> In article <4jtvmr$p...@mercury.IntNet.net>, a...@netsrq.com says:
|> >
|> >fe...@visi.net (Ferch) wrote:
|> >
|> >>In article <4jlv1b$i...@dfw-ixnews5.ix.netcom.com>, offi...@ix.netcom.com
|> >>says...
|> >>>
|> >>>came up with Off-Duty which I think is pretty good, but I know someone
|> >>>may have a better one. Please E-mail me with any suggestions. Thanks in
|> >>>advance.
|> >>I tried......
|> >
|>
how about "winter blues"
ACHI
us if he becomes a security gard with high water pants and a gun. What a
jerk!!!!
Carter West
Carter
Alleycat
Did this guy say he was retired? Maybe "Fuzzy Was He" would be a good
name... or Cop Out. -- Alleycat